>i'm expecting a lot of great things out of this pizza so let's give it a shot
Pizza's ready Ch-.....shit
less cheese and cooked for a few more minutes and that pizza would be nice
>pulls food apart and zooms in
>squelching sound effects
>blatant lying
>some shitty pun
american """""""""""""""""""""television"""""""""""""""
>>71173525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY
And this sound effect
>>71173443
What a waste of dough
>>71173443
It's funny, because you can tell it's undercooked.
>>71173525
>pokes his shrimp
>puts it in his mouth for half a second
>spits it out
>"FUCKING DISGUSTING, UGH, WHAT A DISGRACE, Taste this, what do you think about it?"
>"wen gardan ramsa affered me his faad I gat saaa scared."
>weeeeeeiiiiiieee noise starts to play
And yet I still fucking love it and can't stop watching.
>>71173443
Looks like a nice, cheap, greasy pizza.
>>71173525
gotta admit it's entertaining as hell, considering it's the only foreign TV I watch
I guess most of his complaints are legit, but some of the stuff he mentions sometimes look a bit overdramatized desu
Well it's TV, so no wonder
>>71173699
this banter is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Z7EPh8oLU
>>71173525
Did he plant the mouse /tv/?
>>71173525
>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
>they spoil pretty much every single interesting moment in the intro and after commercial breaks
Thank you, now I don't have to watch it.
ayy this guy sounds pretty cool imho
big portions and big pizzas sounds good to me
>>71173443
Holy shit, americans call that a pizza?
![auc1Lcf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DW073vq.png "auc1Lcf[1].png")
who /reportoftheweek/ here?
i would eat a pizza this guy made. very generous with the meat and cheese and also nice thick pizza base. as a vagrant, just one pizza would fill me right up for the week
this hero sub is so generously filled that you cant even put your mouth around it. how is this a problem?
>>71174117
Thin, almost crustless pizzas are superior pizzas.
>>71174144
not necessarily
>>71174143
More isn't always better. More tends to lead to blandness and tastelessness.
You want the perfect amount of everything to create a balance that is tasty. Not just slop everything you have on there.
>>71173967
lmao this so much, american "documentaries" are comedy gold
>>71174143
because Gordon wants to turn everything into fine dining and doesn't understand large portions. he got mad at someone for serving too much lobster
>>71174177
m8 im taking the piss
>>71174179
as a poor vagrant, i want value for money. i would eat here
>>71174179
>he got mad at someone for serving too much lobster
probably more upset about the restaurant losing money while handing out massive portions of lobster
>tfw you will never be served by a qt waitress as she laughs at you being a charming brit
>>71173443
>American fine dining
>>71174179
If they're charging for lobster by market prices like most places I don't see why the fuck the portions would matter.
>>71174233
The daughter at Sushi Ko was a qt. Too bad she spent like 70% of the episode crying and the camera can't get enough of that shit.
>>71174264
Because it's a businesses that has to make money?
I don't think hes angry to much for it being a large portion(well, other than when the largeness make the food worse) as he's angry they are wasting a fuckload of money.
>>71173525
I wish in the american one he's actually explain why it's terrible like he did in the uk one.
I mean yeah the pizza is greasy bland crap but don't just pour oil into a cup.
>>71173778
https://www.quora.com/How-real-staged-is-Kitchen-Nightmares
>The rat they found was NOT planted. Ramsey couldn't stop laughing about it and the producers were ecstatic about catching it on camera. Plus, the restaurant staff, while smoking out back, discussed how they've had a rat problem in the past. If you saw the buildings across the alley from them, you'd understand why. Blackberry's wasn't dirty, but the neighborhood was.
Apparently not
>almost every resultant failed soon after except for these autists
>>71173967
American tv shows like this are freakin hilarious.
The reasons I watch Hell's Kitchen are for the dramatic cuts and music.
>>71174295
And she's Hana Hatae, also known as Molly O'Brien from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
wtf isn't Caesar's bankrupt?
>>71173443
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>71174303
Again, most places charge by market prices. Ever read a menu and noticed that the lobster doesn't display a price? That's because it's based on the amount and the current market value. Which means they could give you a mountain of that shit but you're still paying by weight and the extra charge for their profit. Which they can be completely arbitrary about because most people have no idea what the current market value is.
>>71174396
Wait, really?
Goddamn I didn't pick up on that at all.
>>71174429
Ah. Fair enough then.
>>71174354
That's one I definitely don't get.
I don't care how good the pizza is if I have to put up with those faggots.
>>71173728
>are you pulling my plonker
perfect
>>71173728
Northerners are fucking disgusting
what would ramsey think of 'go 'za?
Why 'don 'say not eating some 'go 'za?
>>71174556
That looks revolting.YU DONKAY!
>>71174556
that actually looks good what is that artichoke heart and spinach ?
>>71174556
What would Ramsay think of this fine dining?
>>71174295
I still think sushi pizza is a winning combination. Not what he did though, put California rolls on top of a pizza as a topping.
>>71173503
>hasn't even burned to the bottom of the oven so it was never hot enough to cook it properly anyway
>>71174556
>go 'za
what does the "go" abbreviate from ? I understand the pizza part
>>71173503
i bet ANYTHING a woman did that
they do weird dumb shit like that a lot
>>71174730
Whoever thought it was a smart idea to put uncooked dough on the metal bars instead of a pan deserves that.
>>71174737
Chicago.
>>71174737
chicago
>>71174556
This is a Pizza thread. Not a pie thread.
>>71174780
>>71174779
>ctrl f: FUCK OFF
>0 results
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
>>71174556
Deep dish is so fucking disgusting.
>>71174737
Gonad
>>71174809
>not F-*beep* OFF
This is Kitchen Nightmares anon. Not Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.
>>71173967
screencap this gold
>>71174796
that's soup you dip
>>71174779
>>71174780
>>71174857
It's old pasta bro, try to keep up.
>>71174862
>not spoonfeeding shit memes in 2016
>>71174089
Has anyone ever caught his videos in your history?
>>71174354
i don't know how considering he literally hands them a guide on how to not be a shit restaurant
>>71174887
>>71175074
By the time he got there half of them were already so deep in the ground that they were already buried. The rest that failed probably just went back to their own retarded bullshit, I read one that said that nobody liked Gordon's food so they went back to their old menu but people on yelp said that the new menu was way better.
>>71173967
That's fucking hilarious
>tfw I think I only watched british ones because they were always so calm, even when the show was focusing on predators
>>71175074
A lot of it has to do with most of the owners having problems with either substance abuse, mental health or both.
>>71175074
a few of them actually did really well after the show and expanded to 2 or 3 restaurants but didn't realize the show's popularity is a bubble and when people forgot about them they had to close down. they would have been better off staying with the 1 restaurant but got cocky.
>>71174144
Big warm crusts are the best part, especially when they're filled with cheese.
>>71173549
the effect comes from an instrument called a waterphone
This ep want even that good. Why is it being meme posted?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQzRNGrKfD4
Imagine being stupid enough to give Gordon shit while he's in the kitchen and then getting absolutely btfo in front of a restaurant full of people
>>71175634
>Chef Ramsey will never shout at you when you mess up
>you will never get hard from how good he looks angry and the abuse you're getting
>he will never fuck you and belittle you all the while
whats the link to phoostream?
>>71173525
>Watch UK Kitchen Nightmares
>Hear about how popular American Hells Kitchen is
>Start a random season
>jump cuts in the first episode
>dancers
>sound effects
>massive drama
>dramatic narrator
>constant recaps every 5 minutes as if you've just forgotten everything you just saw
Holy shit is American tv always like this? No wonder GoT went to shit.
>>71173967
>implying we don't have the best nature docs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-cjF29In4
>>71177183
everytime
>>71177183
> scorpion
> tiger sound effects
>>71174756
>they do weird dumb shit like that a lot
I know a lot of people here are anti-women because they've been >tfw no gf for so long, but come on man.
For every dumbfuck woman there's a dumbfuck man, it's not about gender it's about people.
>>71174717
its not
>>71174650
ofc the guy is some fat fuck
>>71177400
>Overwatch
Opinion discarded.
>>71177183
>That Oblivion goblin sound effect in the first few seconds
>>71177183
say what you will about American docs, I actually enjoy having this play in the background while I go do something else
I guess American documentaries are made for listening to passively while British docs are made for actual viewing
>>71175634
Man, I wanna act like a cunt 24/7 like Gordon but I'm not charismatic or skilled enough to retain people to hang out with.
>>71173967
Thanks for the pasta, though it might be on the turn by now. Smh at all the summersteins in this thread though.
>>71177183
what the fuck is this for real? im upset
did the narrator just compare a spider to a monster truck
>>71177183
>All action, Pure horror, incredible sci-fi, no drama, with a touch of comedy... These monster bug wars episodes is like watching avengers meets Texas chainsaw massacre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uboqw-ymaes
>impying this isn't the greatest nature documentary series of all time
>Those 3D animations
>Those giant babies and ken doll people.
>>71179064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNdaHulczI4
GET
FUCKING
COMFY
I forgot about all the old movie clips they used.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsAUKRbaZ9E
>get meme character from full metal jacket
>THE BOW IS BASICALLY A BIG SPRING MADE OF WOOD
>>71173443
>eat pizza
>open thread
>>71177183
>3:45
>monkey screeches representing ants defending the colony
>>71179091
Fuck you Lock N Load with R Lee Ermey was fucking awesome, ever see that one where he was riding a fucking Harley firing a revolver?
>>71179175
>ever see that one where he was riding a fucking Harley firing a revolver?
youre literally fanning the flames here about how stupid american tv is
>>71179185
>literally no fun allowed
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sPIgD6u.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>71177183
>the american/thick bogan aussie accent hybrid from the UQ bloke
fuck me thats gross
Just dropping in to say god damn that new Hotel Hell two-parter was fucking great.
>>71177183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSOka8UUPY
40k-tier
>>71173967
ROFL! Can this be a new meme, please?
/ck/ here. Is this another big meme from /tv/?
Gordon was right, that pizza is shit. You fags should stick to hot pockets and pizza rolls if you think that 'za is remotely edible.
I watched a few episodes of Kitchen Nightmares and it's fucking great
Can you recommend me some special episodes? I've already seen the Bakery one where he just gives up on the store and leaves.
>>71179468
The one about french vegan restaurant. Oh boy, you better prepare your anus.
>>71179468
Some Wops from Boston's east side. One brother is a junkie retard and the other is burnt the fuck out.
Massholes V. Gordon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K_fMXZc-9k
>>71177183
>That battle between the Tiger and the Queen's loyal subject at 8:15.
>That fucking air raid.
>>71174089
/Kinooftheweek/
>>71174650
>>71177585
He's some fatass moron who can't cook worth a damn but has something like 100k+ subscribers. He's the archetypal american to be perfectly honest. This is how they eat
If the number of subs don't convince you of this look at the comments he gets, see him do collabs and guest appearances on other cooking channels. They actually fell for the ruse of that absolute no talent trash. Everything he cooks comes out raw, there's a video where he makes raw pork and actually eats it
>>71179481
holy shit. i'm 5 mins in and its amazing
>>71179481
not that guy, even if i haven't seen a lot of kitchen nightmares i know exactly which episode you are speaking of
jesus fuck
>>71177183
Okay
>21:40
That fucking spider screaming no.
lol come on
>>71179175
He's a kook but I love him. Gunny does go full retard sometimes, bless his heart.
Dear Chicago,
Detroit deep dish is better.
Sincerely,
Anon
P.S. I don't give a shit about how much you like your hotdogs, stop constantly talking about them.
>>71177183
This show is fucking BASED
>>71179793
>degenerate niggers that call pie pizza
why hasn't the states cleansed Detroit and Chicago?
>>71179481
You got a title of that? Can't really find it.
>>71173967
This is painfully accurate.
>>71179848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y3VCoNecjk
My dude, it's literally on youtube.
>>71177183
>interviews with experts who use analogies
>special effects
Why would I eat that from some asshole cook when I can order pizza to my home and not have to deal with him?
>>71179481
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y3VCoNecjk
>>71174356
Me too mate, if I'm really down I watch TBBT without the laugh track. The actors "struggling" not too laugh when no one else is is hilarious .
>>71179481
This one ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y3VCoNecjk
>>71177183
I'M FROM BUENOS ANT-RES, AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL
>>71179908
>>71179945
Oh shit...
>>71179891
Yeah, thanks... If I had the episode title I couldve found it myself which is why I asked.
>>71179732
I'm pretty sure that was a horse sound effect used on Ed Edd n Eddy.
>>71174089
reviewbrah is the patrician comfykino
>>71179891
This episode is actually not particularly, spectacularly exceptional.
>>71179891
UK Knightmares >>>>>>>>>US Knightmares.
Sincerely,
some yankee
>>71180069
but all the people who have watched it leave satisfied
>>71179908
>him ploughing into that meaty sandwich when he leaves
priceless
>>71179908
>>71179891
>>71179481
THAT BRAZILIAN CHEF
FUCKING HELL MY SIDES
>>71174144
Nope.
Balance anon, balance
>>71179481What Happened next: Gordon revisits and the restaurant closed a few weeks after filming and Rachel's father was left to repay the loans. Rachel went on to become a hooker, yes you are reading that correct.
LMAO
>>71173633
>weeeeeeiiiiiieee noise starts to play
You have no idea how much I hate that.
>>71174264
Most places dont. Portion control is very important to bottom line.
Actually restaurant is a super tough business. Your most expensive items earn you the least money proportionately while stuff like dessert (which is basically egga flour and sugar) and alcohol earn you the most.
>>71180656
Like 60% of the restaurants in this show shut down soon after being on it.
Gordon doesn't really help them at all.
If they really wanted to save these restaurants he'd tell them how to not fuck up then give them a million dollars.
Ramsay is worth 140 million with a 60 million dollar a year salary apparently so he could afford to do that shit.
>>71180914
Like half of restaurants shut down no matter what. Its just ultra competitive.
>>71180914
the tv networks picks out people who applied
they pick the most dysfunctional ones, gordon can't fix their personality disorders
>>71180914
Yeah let's give a bunch of retards a million dollars.
>>71180914
Idk what you are talking about desu. Although he doesn't give em cash, as far as i know he teaches them how to not fuck up. At least in the brit ones.
Regularly teaches:
>Value of marketing (all those empty restaurant he filled by giving samples n shit and then filling their restaurant for 3 weeks. or those northern family restaurant that would just take random days off cause drama)
>Value of consistency and how to achieve it (all those restaurants where nigs turn up 2 hours late)
>How to delagate (that old woman who was acting as manager/ accountant/ ?waitress? all at once)
>Thinking about local demographics (telling that vegan paris girl how france loves meat or smthn)
I mean these are all the common sense ones he does often, but he shows most of these people how to go about it or what they are doing wrong
Sure the numbers attending will be inflated because hes filming n shit, but the practices themselves are solid.
>>71173633
my sides weren't prepared
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>71177183
This is amazing
>>71179649
I remember watching the chicken one, came out quite undercooked, which he claimed was """"""juicy"""""". Also gave a wonderful advice that if the food is undercooked "just pop it in the microwave for a couple of minutes", what a plonker.
>>71174295
Has there ever been a kitchen nightmares where someone doesn't cry?
>tfw I don't know enough about the subject matter to prove this guy wrong but I'm pretty sure that's not how you make a cheesecake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSxfNFEyDLE
>>71182964
the end result looks like that box full of dried cum some /b/tard posted
>>71183377
/b/ has the weirdest culture
like they have that guy with the cum bottles and i think the guy who had mushrooms growing from his cum rag was /b/tard as well
it's them and /cgl/ that have the most fucked up stuff
>>71183506
Never mind the fact that they all hate on tumblr for their lgbt shit but then continue to masturbate to guys with tits.
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN
>>71174179
>Turns most places into burger joints
>Fine dining to an American
>>71174556
>Chicago style ''''''''''pizza''''''''''
False, that is an casserole
>>71174543
>Guy in video is a cockney
>From London
Why are southerners so thick?
>>71173728
>UGH
>UGHH
>UGHHHH
What did he mean by this?
>>71179908
> she became a cheap hooker
womyn everyone
I can't belive it
womyn life is so fucking easy
> builds shit veggie restaurant with friend and brazilian looney pot dealer with her dad's money
> makes absolutely shit rotten food
> Gordon comes to help
> new chef comez to help
> menages to ruins the place again in 6 weeks
> turns into a hooker charging yuros
>"it wss easy for me it was like loosing a weight off my shoulders :) being a hooker is easier and I get turned on by selling my body :)"
>>71174650
That's fucking disgusting. No wonder the rest of the world thinks we've gone soft.
>>71181479
yea everything he teaches is common sense. somethings are fairly restaurant specific though, and those things are well taught.
but seriously if the people runnnig the place managed to get to where they were before gordon stepped in they are just terrible, terrible owners/chefs and nothing can save them
>>71174556
>wa' wo' Ram' think of go' za'
>>71174556
I want to fuck that pizza
>>71173967
>starwipe
My fucking sides
>>71180914
Yes, one of my favorite little places in Metairie, LA got his """rescue""" and the restaurant went to shit.
>>71174556
noice 'go 'za fellow cu/ck/
What the fuck is he complaining about? That looks like a perfect fucking 'go 'za.
>>71182085
kek
>>71180914
welcome to reality tv. all those "lets help these people" tv shows dont actually help them.
my favorites are all the ones about building poor people a house. they are all forced to sell their new million dollar house because they cant pay the property taxes on it
>>71181479
>>Value of marketing (all those empty restaurant he filled by giving samples n shit and then filling their restaurant for 3 weeks. or those northern family restaurant that would just take random days off cause drama)
how can you be this dumb?
he advertises himself dumbass. people dont go to the restaurant because of some free sample, they go to be on tv and see a famous person
>>71188896
well at least they get a new million dollar house to sell
>>71183506
>guy who had mushrooms growing from his cum rag was /b/tard
it was posted on reddit first
>>71188929
while this is true, it should carry on after the show as well since gordon ramsay has now reformed the restaurant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oICHvlqApBc
>>71187748
that isnt 'go 'za at all you swine. thats some jew york pizza
>>71188991
>ramsay leaves
>the people who only went to the restaurant to see ramsay should keep going there because some retarded reason
lol
>>71180554
Watching now, holy shit he's a real life disney character. The way he slowly makes salads while smiling wistfully while everyone stands around him screaming to hurry up is amazing
>>71175952
In S1 of UK Kitchen Nightmarres, he kept taking his top off every episode for no reason
>>71189035
yea, the restaurant should now be decent because of him
>>71174650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
FUCKING AUNT MYRNA
>>71182964
>Tells his son he looks like a pig
#1 Dad
>>71188968
>It was posted on reddit first
How would you know that, friendo? :^)
>>71177183
>21:40
>>71189304
because i was there when the pic was first posted on 4chan and other people posted reddit screencaps. im pretty sure know your meme, encyclopedia dramatica, and all those other shitty meme archives have that information too
stop being a tryhard contrarian retard. kys
>>71189317
>Antlion
>half life 2 noises
Kino
>>71182773
Most of the people he visits are either emotionally crippled by the fucked up situation they're in or just flat-out mentally unstable so....none that I can think of.
>>71174556
All that cheese looks disgusting.
>>71177400
>For every dumbfuck woman there's a dumbfuck man, it's not about gender it's about people.
It's more like 0.75-0.85 men.
Remember anon.
Check your math, not your privilege, okay?
>>71174396
My FUCKING dick
I read Ramsay's biography
he was given everything in life, what a puss. I'd kick his ass.
>>71189386
That sounds like something a reddit would say, I'm on to you :^)
>tfw no insane gf to have cats with and never get to fuck her right in the vaginal
>>71188896
So they get to stay in a snazzy mansion for a couple of weeks, sell it, and make off with the money? Sounds like a good deal to me familia
>>71189511
I think this thread is an extremely admirable enterprise, but I'm going to leave if I'm just gonna get harassed and insulted
>>71173503
How in the bloody hell does that even happen
Does Gordie know how to cook or does he just meme on others?
>>71189535
>I read Ramsay's biography
why
>>71189718
He used to, now he's like a retired sports professional - couldn't hak it at the top level anymore so focuses more on management or media whoring, but could still style on amateurs and novices when called upon
>>71189719
I saw it on the shelf when I was getting James Gandolfini's biography
based amy's baking company
any other must-see classics?
>>71189718
I am going to slay this bread eating chink. She should be baking rice
>>71188952
>>71189653
they dont sell them for good money. most of the houses have incredibly specific details, like elaborate star wars themed kids rooms or accommodations for certain disabilities that 99% of home buyers dont give a shit about. on top of that, these will be million dollar homes in "nowhere" shithole areas (the owners used to be poor as hell, remember?). your average millionaire wont want to live in a shithole. the only way to get anyone to buy the house off of them is to sell it at an extremely discounted price. they also have to sell the houses asap because they have bills/taxes racking up.
>>71185460
She's flashing highbeams in every outfit she wears the whole episode
>>71189142
>implying you can truly turn a place around after 2 days of consultation and an overnight renovation.
Half that shit fails because they're just not cut out for to be a restaurateur. There's a reason why it's one of the highest failed business endeavors.
>>71189781
The ones I remember names of might be good. The Old Stone Mill, Blackberry, Oceana. And I think there was one about being barefoot.
>>71189801
They still sell them for more than what it was worth before.
>watching Hotel Hell last week
>The Town's Inn in Harper's Ferry West Virgnia
>tfw heading there to hike in the next couple weeks
>Place was an absolute disaster, stored their shit outside, boiled hamburgers
Should I stop by?
>>71189819
We were just talking about marketing, if you follow the thread.
Basically gordon gets your name out there. I mean you literally go on tv. It should last a little while after he leaves at least
>>71174650
DELETE THIS
>>71189753
A lot of chefs burn out creatively after a few years, its normal.
Hes still opening restaraunts everywhere and not every chef needs to be top of the heap in terms of innovation, you find your niche
>>71190020
I didn't mean it as a bad thing, you can't stay on top forever
>>71177183
>ant bites scorpion
>dog growling noises
>sounds air raid alarm
oh my god is this real??
>>71189941
At the same time, it's publicity that you're better off not having, especially if your operation is a complete fucking disaster. It's not something someone will brush off an be "oh! That was on TV, let me go try it" because it deals with food, something a lot of people are very picky about.
>>71179945
Fun fact: The place closed down a few months later and the owner became a hooker to try and pay off her dad's debt.
>>71190086
The famous chef world is something of a circlejerk though. Its not all about cooking ability. Pedigree is really important
>just ate pizza
>It tasted like literal shit
>Ate three slices anyway
Kill me
>>71190314
Got a source on that?
>>71190437
Of course
http://archive.financialexpress.com/news/chef-turned-woman-into-200anight-prostitute/633644
this thread is now about game of thrones
what did you think about the battle of the bastards guys
>>71189615
holy shit i know a couple like this
she wants my dick but she is fat
so no
>>71190314
Actually smarter decision.
Being a chef is hell, long hours hard work and shit pay. A hooker is still labour, but you earn big bucks
>>71190907
Yeah, desperate guys pay for anything
>>71191055
>a woman is worth 260 bucks a day for existing
Fuck. I guess nobody told china
>>71173443
That actually looks like something out of a fat white man's nasty asshole
>>71190314
I'm glad Gordon took the girl chef under his wing though.The dad actually flew her in to help out and that owner did fuckall with her
>>71191055
Man, sometimes I wish I was a woman just so I could do shit like that and make bank
>>71191055
Yeah, "cuddling."
>>71179891
>>71179908
>>71179945
>all those women on Ramsay's dick the entire episode
>those subhuman scot accents
>that big ass meaty sandwich at the end
>she became a hooker
holy kek
>>71191346
Happy ending five dorra?
>>71191055
She's going to get raped.
>>71191331
Yeah, sign up for a webcam token porn site and almost every night there will be a guy with too much money to burn and will pay girls just to take their clothes off or touch their cunts.
>>71191055
how much does it cost to sniff her ass tho
>>71191210
White men have the nastiest assholes.
>>71191210
What does that even mean? You spend much time gazing at fat white guys buttholes?
>>71191685
It means he prefers black men and asian mens assholes
>>71191685
>>71191780
>>71191859
you sure trolled everybody with your asshole preferences
got us good, telling us what you like and don't like
boy i wasn't that tricked in ever my whole life
>>71191918
>>71191859
>>71191962
been a long time since i've seen unironic trollfaces
>>71192229
>we've gone from trollfaces to blitterspeak and emojis
jesus christ
4chan needs to discover its roots again
>>71192229
>>71193071
why do you call them trollface
>show uses blatant editing to separate out-of-context statements and make normal people look like assholes
>that episode where the woman is very obviously cheating on her husband while his restaurant fails
>>71193219
Troll face was the original. Then cool face. Then back to troll face.
>>71179163
OH MY FUCKING GOD, I'M DYING
Can you imagine the production assistant?
>Sir, are you sure a monkey sound is appropriate for this scene?
>Kid, get the fuck out of here
>>71193737
which one?
>>71193896
LOL oh my god I'm imagining that right now! That's so funny! LOL!
>>71174769
That's how frozen pizzas work, provided you don't thaw it out first like a moron, and make sure the oven is properly pre-heated.
