What did QT mean by this?
>>71172093
This man never fails to make me laugh
its a black male thing
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would take a picture of a man before he hits the car.
>If I breakdance in front of a Cadillac maybe Sam Jackson will let me say nigger again
He only wanted to dance!
>>71172530
lel
BRRRRP
After a lengthy film discussion, Quentin suggests we head to bed, which is the point where I really start panicking. I have stalled for a good long time but the makeouts were really losing their appeal because you can only be sweated on so much, and we were getting closer to the moment of truth on whether I'd have to put out or not. The makeout continues for a while longer, and I'm really getting nervous about where the night may lead, kicking myself over not pretending to be more drunk and "passing out", and wishing he'd turn the damn lights off so that he won't notice that I'm wearing Hanes Her Way underwear the size of Canada that I bought at CVS that morning because my life is really just that sad and pathetic. We make out some more, there's a little below the belt action that I try to avoid, as QT has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen (short. fat. nub-like. The chode of all chodes. Boys, those junior high pamphlets are lying when they say that all shapes and sizes are normal. Lying.) Just as I'm about to hyperventilate over the fact that he may try to put that horrific bodily implement anywhere near my Britney, he leans over and goes "Hey..."
I know this "Hey." This is the "Hey, should I get a condom?" hey that accompanies 20 minutes of ungratifying sex. As I'm trying to rapidly think of ways I can agent myself out of this deal, I hear what is without a doubt, the strangest question in the history of my life.
Quentin Tarantino asks, "Can I suck on your toes while I jerk off?"
>>71172654
There's been worse things to happen in Hollywood
>>71172654
Salma should be so lucky
>>71172093
>i told Quentin to bust a move and he actually did it
>the
>absolute
>madman
>>71172654
http://deadspin.com/5816807/victim-of-quentin-tarantino-toe-suck-fired-from-job-after-toe-suck-story-goes-viral
>"victim"
Bitch kiss and told...now imagine if the roles were reversed...poor QT
>>71172654
That's not even his weirdest proposition...
>>71172093
Lmao he probably tried to do his little cuck dance again
>>71173709
I think it's kinda funny/cool, nothing I'd do though.
The guy's worth millions and can do whatever he want, let him have fun.
>>71172654
>that accompanies 20 minutes of ungratifying sex
>20 minutes
Do people unironically last 20 minutes of pounding their chode in a girl's britney?
I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
When Tarantino dances
He does it very bad
>>71173709
>he thinks they are laughing with him
>>71173866
>not pleasuring your lover for minimum 60 minutes and three orgasms before asking her if you can cum
>>71173870
He's giving them the tempo with which to dance, almost like a conductor.
Pure genius.
>>71173866
I couldn't cum the first time I got laid, ended up pulling out after like a half hour and finished myself off with my hand and passed out.
>>71173866
>not edging for 3 hours minimum
>>71174564
I blew my load in one pump the first time I had sex.
>>71172654
This fucking guy is a hot shit Hollywood director but he brings home some nasty poo-in-loo and then proceeds to suck her ingrown toenails
What the fuck. I'm a nobody with no money yet I still managed to put my dick into attractive girl's vagina, yet he goes on and does this. I honestly don't understand
>>71174865
Different strokes for different folks?
I don't know, a guy with that much money could have pretty much anyone.
>>71174886
I mean, I get if someone has a foot fetish. Whatever. What I don't get is getting it from some pajeet. It's like white trash that becomes super rich but still prefers moonshine over Louis XIII. Tarantino may be a successful director but he still manages to be a loser when it comes to the opposite sex
>>71174865
>>71175060
What did she look like though?
Some poo in the loos can be quite cute.
>>71172093
Is he falling or sitting down next to that car I honestly can't tell
>>71175084
She's above average.
Couldn't find pics of her toes though
>>71175257
>Ew
http://www.returnofkings.com/50901/beejoli-shahs-public-accusation-of-rape-at-uc-berkeley-raises-many-questions
>>71172654
>Quentin Tarantino asks, "What's going on here?"
What did he mean by this?
you know what to do.
>>71175738
I'm thinking of something like that but with Samuel L Jackson
>>71175738
Is this a le reddit photoshop challenge, my good sir?
You magnificent bastard!
>>71175738
post this on /b/, not here. No traction.
>>71175738
Haha, epic! Can this please be a new meme, guys?
>>71175738
BLACKED.COM
>>71175738
into emma stones shoe he goes!
>>71172093
That his so called career is kill.
>>71173870
i didnt go to dance school, i went to dance.
>>71176495
she really does look like a frog
Come to think of it, what we Universally describe as "masterpieces", like many of the titles from his Corpus of revenge sagas - known for elevating violence, Killing, swearing and casual Obscenity to a bizarre, accessible form of art that Leaves its audience in a mixture of amazement and the illusory feeling that they just watched something Deep and Intelligent - is in reality nothing but rehashed, stale, adolescent fantasies that, while surely enjoyable and well-written, will never find place in real cinema.
Next time you see a poster for such films, you should walk away and say NO!
>>71172093
its an abstract sort of feel
>>71173870
That scene was weird as fuck.
