I see that you've invented faster than light travel, but I can't peddle that to 80 year old women on QVC, so for that reason I'm out
I will give you anything you want. In return all I want is 3 seconds of uninterrupted eye contact.
In exchange for 90% of your company you'll give me $100 000. I will let you call me once every 3 months for 2 minutes to give you my advice on any issues that have arisen. My expertise and years if experience is worth more than that but I'll do that just for you. In addition, I'll have to have you sign over the deed to your house and every 4th Tuesday in every month I will share your bedroom with your wife on the sole condition she does anything I say. Time's a ticking if you don't take this offer in the next 10 seconds, I'm out.
About time someone started this thread. i was going to do it but I'm too lazy.
>and we have a special MAVERICKS themed sample for Mr. Cuban
>>71165529
>reposting this from literally months ago
You couldn't come up with your own version, and for that reason, I'm out.
>>71165529
id fuck her
https://twitter.com/robertherjavec/status/744518824779743232
What did he mean by this?
>>71167206
>>71165529
i wanna sniff her butt
>>71167258
he misses his dad.
>>71167206
>>71167338
>I'm in on the condition you let me jack you off while you suck my tits and call me mommy
WHAT. ABOUT. THE MUH-NEE
