What movies should one watch not to become a nu-male?
>not becoming a nu-male
>>71163447
uhhhhhh... anything pre 2005???
First Blood
anything pre-Voyager.
This movie will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me.
>>71163447
why do I see this gal's photo posted often? who is she?
the rocky movies
>>71163562
i think shes just a random cute girl
theres tons of pics of her (including nudes)
Troop Beverly Hills
>>71163447
Uh I don't know, Fight Club, Cashback, 300, Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, Ip Man, Braveheart, Gladiator, The Dark Knight, Scarface, Taxi Driver, Saving Private Ryan, The Big Lebowski, The Seven Samurai and uuh that's it I think. That's my movies that women will never understand/manly lessons core.
>>71163664
What a pleb list
>>71163664
I hit 5 of those
>>71163447
80's action movies
80's action movie sequels/remakes
anything with arnold or sylvester.
anything with ed harris
anything with jason statham
rambo 4, I cannot emphasise this enough, rambo 4 is the most anti nu-male movie ever made.
>>71163686
>probably watches obscure foreign films with subtitles
Tip your fedora and run along now lad
>>71163562
She's a meme.
Right cause you're all a bunch of redpilled alphas.
>>71163447
Essential
>>71163447
Tbqh mate if you need to watch films not to become a nu-male then you're already a nu-male.
>>71163756
she wears to much makeup, and the makeup does nothing to save her from her trailer trash features.
>>71163639
Post them nudes family
>>71163756
JESUS CHRIST I GUESS THE WHORE IS ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT
Cool hand Luke as well
>>71163447
Haven't clicked on the thread yet, but if Commando, Dirty Harry, Deathwish, and The Man With No Name movies aren't mentioned, y'all have horribly failed.
>>71163859
This
>>71163639
tfw you will never be a cute girl in America who has it so easy you're incapable of perceiving reality but it doesn't matter because you'll never have to survive on your own
>>71163639
>(including nudes)
links?
>>71163447
Good old revenge flick.
>>71163447
I think this one is essential to understand the true nature of love, here's the synopsis:
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the main character’s own alternate universe self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>71163686
Hi numale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTJXKGOgN-k
If you don't have an erection at 2:15 then you are unfortunately a nu male. Alternatively, if you make a single "le chuck norris" joke during this you are also a nu male
>>71163639
post them you piece of shit
>>71163991
dont have sorry
but theres an imgur album somewhere with a ton of pics of her
>>71164051
Hey man
go outside sometime
Just stop watching movies for awhile
>>71164149
I'm looking unsuccessfully, but I did find this Russian forum thread that's...well, very slavic.
http://www.yaplakal.com/forum2/st/300/topic1272059.html
>>71164149
NOW I KNOW THEY EXIST AND ILL NEVER FIND THEM
You ruined my day
Fuck you
https://imgur.com/a/ovvJo#0
aw shit
>>71164069
nümale is a newfag meme
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
>>71164248
Thank god for women who have no idea how to operate a computer
>>71164248
Thanks for delivering, non nu-male bro
>>71164051
even /a/ banned this shitty forced meme
>>71164296
You care about an imaginary system of respect on an anonymous image board
>>71164400
Post boss nigger
>>71163639
why is she trying to kill that puppy?
>>71163447
None of them, since they're all made by FUCKING DISGUSTING AMERIFATS.
Literally fuck America.
You've made everything worse for the world and shove your shit down all of our throats.
In CANADA, we have an actual 1st world standard of living that America WISHES it had.
Here we have a overall sense of happiness, a better sense of security, and much much better people.
Lol, fuck America, you stupid shits.
You fat fucks.
You fat asses.
You disgusting balls of slime.
You FAT FUCKS have the absolute GALL to call us "irrelevant"?
Hahah, no.
You people are shit.
Nobody likes you.
The European man looks to Canada in a positive light and understands that we have to deal with your bulshit.
But you guys?
Lol, everybody hates you.
I'm short, fucking shoot yourselves in the face. And do it quickly, you might try to eat your free government issued guns first, due to being FAT ASSES.
>>71164400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdR_t5nsZqI
>>71164248
I love you
>>71164524
there's no need to be so mad on a [Location] [Activity] [Platform] my man
Gran Torino is a literal howto
>>71164524
What's hilarious is that if you're
>a Canadian
>serious
you don't even appear to realize that we seriously and literally subsidize your entire country.
>>71163447
This one
>>71163639
>That poor pupper
>>71164524
back to /pol/ fagot
>>71164769
Haha he looks so defeated
How to avoid being numale
1 stop watching movies
2 go outside
3 don't take no shit
>>71164814
/pol/ is cancerously American
Fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.
>>71164682
Lol, as if
We would fucking wreck the fuck out of you.
You're a nation in decline. While you've been slowly eating yourselves to death, we've been striding in excellence.
You'll realize this on the moment your executions draws near under a more peaceful CANADIAN north America
>>71163447
Sorceror
leaf shitposting is absolutely exhausting
>>71163756
literally 8/10 gnd
>>71165200
Seriously. There's a level of delusion that's not even slightly endearing. Just internet toughguy 101 posting.
Btw maplebro, how's Alberta doing?
>>71165200
>>71165264
>samefagging this hard
>being this ass mad over living in a confirmed 3rd world country
HAHAHAHA
>>71163447
The Last Castle, with Redford
>>71165461
>>71163447
Film
>Fight Club
>The Fast and the Furious Master's Collection
>The Wolf of Wall Street
>American Psycho
>Equilibrium
>The Devil's Rejects
>The Resident Evil Franchise
>Trainspotting
>SLC Punk
>Apocalypse Now (The good parts)
>Scarface
>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (xXxNaziSuicidexXs69 edit)
>The Beach
>Assault on Precinct 13
>Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
>Deliverance
>The Obama Deception
>Searching for Bobby Fisher
TV
>Entourage
>Band of Brothers
>Dexter
>Mr. Robot
Literature
>Jack Kerouac
>>71165507
This is some seriously well thought-out trolling.
>>71165567
Pretty excellent example of "specious" for anyone who was ever unsure of what it means
>>71163447
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>>71163562
>>71163639
>>71163859
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>>71163957
>>71163991
>>71164149
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>>71165145
Did you just discover 4chan yesterday? Jesus Christ.