ITT: objective 10/10s
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Disney's Hercules is the greatest film ever made. From the very eve of filmmaking, artists have been trying to capture the raw emotion at the core of humanity, but have all failed miserably. That is, until Disney's Hercules bursted into theatres with its jam-packed message on what it means to be human. Citizen Kane? More like Citizen Lame. Silence of the Lambs? More like Silence of the Lame. The Thing? More like The Lame. No film that has it ever will be created can match up to this ride of a lifetime.
It's amazing that John Carpenter can make a 10/10 cult classic (Big Trouble), but also make this, a genuine genre defining masterpiece.
>>71162719
>Aladin
>Lion King
>Jungle Book
All better than Crapules.
tfw it was saved from terry gilliam
>>71162880
It's fucking garbage.
>>71162853
>A-lame-din
>Lame King
>Jungle Book Lame
>>71162405
>>71162405
>anticlimax
>>71162979
I'm disregarding your post because you so clearly didn't even try for the last one
>>71162405
One of the few horror movies worth watching more than once.
>>71163042
I barely remember this.
>>71162979
>The black cauldron
>>71162880
>>71162405
agreed on the thing, and watchmen is pretty enjoyable idk if would say 10/10
>>71163080
Maybe it's time to revisit? Also
>>71162938
ok, reasons? you know gilliam would have just made it "trippy" and weird for the sake of weird because he's a tryhard
>>71162405
>>71163216
I agree. I saw this when I was fairly young and didn't grasp 100% of what was going on but looking back damn this was pretty awesome, also love looking back at movies made back then and seeing how shit was so much different.
>>71163216
Average movie carried by Nicholson and Nurse Ratched
>>71162405
No other film has moved me so much
there's no such thing as an objective 10/10, but i'd say pic related is probably the closest
>>71163389
Do you seriously have nothing better to do? Lol I'm sad for you.
>>71163150
Way too revisionist to be a 10/10
>>71163417
Is it worth the money?
>>71162719
A movie about a kid who wants to be famous and falls in love with the first women who doesn't fawn over him.
Truly teaching the youth some great lessons.
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>>71163794
>>71163743
Its like 40 bucks for criterion
>>71163882
$30, and it's still worth it
i know this because i own it
>>71162719
> Citizen Kane? More like Citizen Lame. Silence of the Lambs? More like Silence of the Lame. The Thing? More like The Lame
XD
It's not reaching to say this is the best movie ever is it?
>>71163833
objective 8.5
Pic related is the true 10/10
>>71163948
>replying to image.jpg
>>71162880
>>71163105
>>71163150
Good taste anons.
These are my 10/10 movies.
Love me or hate me.
>>71164405
Imdb pleb. That being said, some good shit here
>>71163042
You're probably gonna get some shit for this but I agree.
>>71163983
Not at all. It's my favorite movie, but I still think pic related is more objectively 10/10. It just accomplishes its vision so completely. Every scene is a laugh in and of itself, yet the story remains interesting at the same time. So cool.
>>71162938
kys that movie was fucking awesome
>>71163938
About as interesting as the back of my hand. Bet you have a lot of fun friends, you stale piece of shit.
>>71163216
A little up its own ass IMO
>>71163333
chekd and rekt
>>71163882
>>71163941
$20 during any of the sales. The B&N Criterion sale starts next week.
>>71162825
Hola Guillermo.
>>71164748
goddamn you gave that guy no respect
>>71164005
Thief is true Mann-kino. He's made a lot of cool movies but I don't think he ever has or will get better than Thief.
Am I the only one on /tv/ who's seen The Long Goodbye? It was one of Ahnold's first roles.
Only time I've ever cried at an endingbesides Titanic
paths of glory
>>71164973
is that the movie where americans break into a nazi or soviet sub?
dude weed lmao
>>71165125
Best kubrikino. Cockwork Orange is a runner up for me.
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10/10 films coming through
>>71165226
That's U-571, I think.
Das Boot is the German film from the perspective of a German U-boat crew.
Most submarine films are great (Crimson Tide, Hunt for Red October, Below, The Abyss, etc.) but Das Boot is the eternal GOAT
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>>71165289
![the-revenant-poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TWx1uQu.jpg "the-revenant-poster[1].jpg")
>>71165335
![221148.1020.A[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5ZsgIsN.jpg "221148.1020.A[1].jpg")
>>71165431
>>71165431
I'm happy leo got the oscar for this
All time favourite movie
Always
![austin-powers-goldmember-521b9bfe7cad4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RRwKh1Y.jpg "austin-powers-goldmember-521b9bfe7cad4[1].jpg")
>>71165479
The Revenant 2009 is a good movie, not an oscar bait
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>>71165564
>>71162405
>first big snow of the year
>watching The Thing
>look out my window
>neighbor's husky is watching me
Comfy/creepy AF desu
>>71165564
I was making a joke, but it looks like a 2005 movie IMO
![harry-brown-movie-poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H0T8pdI.jpg "harry-brown-movie-poster[1].jpg")
>>71165597
![13th-warrior[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PTPSple.jpg "13th-warrior[1].jpg")
>>71165669
>>71162719
I think hercules is definitely top 3 disney
>>71165712
>>71162880
I don't know about 10/10 but 3 and a half stars for sure.
Would liked to have seen gilliam's as well.
>>71165540
that movie is literally perfect, I wish they would bring it back in my theaters for a while
>>71165788
>>71165712
That... was actually a pretty awesome movie.
>>71165849
![Nostalghia01[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GubNgQQ.png "Nostalghia01[1].png")
>>71162405
7/10
>>71162719
4/10
>>71162880
3/10
>>71163042
5/10
>>71163105
7/10
>>71163150
4/10
>>71163216
8/10
>>71163417
6/10
>>71163761
6/10
>>71163938
8/10
>>71163983
9/10
>>71164005
7/10
>>71164966
8/10
>>71164973
8/10
>>71165239
5/10
>>71165289
7/10
>>71165540
8/10
>>71165564
4/10
>>71165597
8/10
>>71165536
8/10
>>71165669
6/10
>>71165712
6/10
Pic related is my 10/10
>>71165902
>tfw thread king gives you an 8
Let's make this thread interesting
I cannot find a single flaw with this
>>71165902
kys
>>71165976
I turned it off after he pretends to be a yard worker, where they're all shit talking on the couch
did the movie get good at any point after that?
>>71165600
After the first time I got some friends to watch it, we went outside cause it was a full moon. The guy whose house we were at's dad happened to be standing outside, middle of nowhere too, and greeted us. Bricks were shat.
I know it gets memed a lot because it's new, but this film is a legit 10/10 action flick. The story is barebones, yet manages to make me root for the protagonist.
Plus, Reeves is an actual competitive shooter and it shows.
IT'S YOUR ONE WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT
CALL IT
HEAVY METAL
>>71166026
It's one of the more poignant contemporary social commentaries there are.
Yeah, I know I'm a fuckin' hipster.
I know this is sacrilege but The Thing really doesn't hold up for me on a second viewing. I think knowing all the jump scares and knowing which members are infected brings the suspense down
from Carpenter's stuff I absolutely love Mouth of madness though
>>71166026
the movie is literally just anti white propaganda, made to appeal to the kind of people who blame toxic white masculinity for the Orlando terrorist attack
>>71166101
I preferred the book
>>71166049
this was such a lame movie outside of the well-done gunfights. Whole thing felt like an adolescent power-fantasy. Michael Mann does better grounded action sequences and pretty much any asian revenge movie shits on everything else John Wick tried to accomplish.
Scorpion: Female Prisoner 701, that's the true revenge-kino.
100% pure kino
>>71165902
>>71166172
Am I the only person who doesn't like the action in this movie?
It feels too much like, it's hard to describe, to much like a themepark ride, I guess? Everything falls perfectly into place just so, and the stakes never really feel high.
I dunno, I loved it as a kid, but on rewatches it really doesn't click with me. The action in T1 has much more weight, which makes me enjoy it more.
>>71166265
>>71165902
4 out of 10?! 4 out of fucking 10?!?! Did you and I not see the same goddamn film? Disney's Hercules is a culmination of the 21st century's imaginational peak. It has everything from stunning visuals to a musical number that actually makes sense in a Disney movie. No scale could even hope to judge the pure acid that is the visual and cinemagraphic appeal of Disney's Hercules.
It's at least a 9.7/10.
>>71166325
>>71166264
Naw dog I feel you.
>>71166374
>>71166018
>tfw I spent years avoiding this at my Blockbuster because the cover looked lame.
My God I missed out for so long.
>>71166106
I agree. It's really cool but not a great movie. In the Mouth of Madness is Carpenter's true pleb-filter. That, They Live, Prince of Darkness, Dark Star and Assault on Precinct 13 are all better movies if you ask me. Mouth of Madness fucks with the fundamentals of storytelling, which I think is the best way to handle Lovecraft's weird storytelling. Prince of Darkness has a basic and primal frightening premise like The Thing but rather than relying on paranoia and confusion to freak you out it uses dread and inevitability, which I think are the best things horror can pull off. They Live is a masterpiece of political commentary, Precinct 13 is just a great siege movie and Dark Star is probably my favourite take on space travel in a movie.
>>71166093
The Thing is just cool not incredible. Predator I think is legitimately not that good. Predator 2 gives you more of the predator, more violent kills, tighter action and much stronger non-predator scenes.
>>71166332
>21st century
brah
>>71166405
>>71166472
>all this high school taste
>>71166528
>>71166518
last 25 mins dropped it to an objective 5/10
>>71166535
>anon doesn't post a movie because his taste is even more shit
>>71166535
Are you even for a moment implying that Danny DeVito wasn't the perfect casting choice for Phil. He alone makes this entire movie College Freshmen level taste.
>>71166666
devil quints for devil Danny
>>71166666
damn
>>71166666
>>71166666
>>71166666
here's your (you)
nice quints btw
>>71166666
Just stopping by to check those quints. Carry on.
Inception
>>71166666
>ITT Danny DeVito and his quints kill a thread
>>71166050
I'VE GOT TO HAVE AAAAAAALLL OOOOOOFF YOUUUUUU...LITTLE DARLIN'..ALL OF YER LOVIN' AND ALL OF YER KISSES TOO...DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOHOOOOO
https://youtu.be/LqALZ2fMcic
>>71166666
fugg
>>71166666
>>71166844
IT'S HAPPENING
dubs checkem
>>>/reddit/
>>71162405
>>71163105
>>71163216
>>71163417
>>71163938
>>71164005
>>71164973
>>71165289
>>71165597
>>71165969
>>71166018
>>71166172
>>71166374
excellent picks.
>>71166265
goat poster too. well done.
>>71165902
>Austin Powers
>4/10
you know how I know you have shit taste?
>>71166094
I really don't get the hype for this movie.
>DUDE UNRELIABLE NARRATOR LMAO
>>71166264
I hear you. To me it feels more sterile, if that makes sense, while in the original it was more shoddy/gritty and in your face. Different strokes I guess, I loved both.
>>71162405
>objective
kek
>>71165226
You're fucking stupid
>>71166666
I concede that Danny DeVito was, indeed, the perfect casting choice for Phil.
>>71167844
>>71167911
>>71168299
>trip dubs
>>71163948
>>71166193
This right here. Nice anon
>>71163042
>had to watch this three times just to figure out what the fuck was going on in the film
>>71168680
Objectively one of Oshii's weaker cyberpunk crime kinos.
Stray Dog: Kerberos Panzer Cops > The Red Spectacles > Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence >= Jin Roh: The Wolf Brigade >= Ghost in the Shell
The perfect allegory for our civilization: the movie
>>71168978
fuckin love this movie
>>71168978
Life is like 3d squares?
>>71168978
ayyy, mein neger
in my top 5 of all time easily
>>71169164
nah life is like this big contraption where no one remembers how it came to be, but in the end you die and it usually isn't very pleasant
>>71166106
The interesting part of The Thing isn't the horror element, it's about the breakdown of trust in human society.
>>71168978
Hypercube is a far better movie, pic related
>>71166666
ABSOLUTELY DEMONIC
This has always been really good in my opinion especially for a Japanese kid's picture book series movie.
This movie did for me what no other action movie could.
I don't like Die Hard. I don't like Lethal Weapon.
But for some reason this movie was able to convince me that Keanu Reeves was the biggest badass on the face of the planet, something I thought I would never be able to say after Matrix Revolutions.
While subsequent movies have merely been enjoyable, the very first viewing in theaters was absolutely a 10/10
>>71169871
subsequent viewings*
>>71165902
>it's a tarko/v/sky fan tries to show off his "superior taste" episode
these are so hilarious
>>71166374
Uh, love this one.
>>71169871
>MUH DOG
get this trash out of here.
>>71170122
This desu
>>71170122
>>71170203
kek did you even comprehend what was going on?
This movie was ahead of its time.
>>71163105
>>71163761
fuck off
>>71163983
maybe
>>71163938
>>71163150
nah
>>71162405
sunset boulevard
badlands
the exorcist
the elephant man
>>71170228
It's his dead wifes dog, what's there to comprehend?
>>71170300
it wasn't about the dog you idiot
>>71170239
>The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television.
Spoopy. Brian O'Blivion is such a cool character.
>>71170318
Trust me, it's about the dead wife's dog
>>71170385
it sounds like you didn't even watch it
>>71170425
I did but Reeves looks like he was about to fall asleep for half the movie(like most of the stuff he's in). It hard to care about the plot of the movie when the characters look bored and uninterested.
>>71170475
thank you for admitting that you didn't understand the plot
>>71170507
It's about the dead wife's dog.
>>71170347
After all, there is nothing real outside our perception of reality, is there?
>>71170507
>didn't understand the plot
the pride of John Wick fans is such a confusing meme. is it committed shitposting or are there really people who feel like they finished Gravity's Rainbow just because they think they REALLY got the plot of an action movie better than anybody else.
>>71170593
This thought spooks me to no end. If I were to suddenly have all of my senses cut off would the world continue to exist?
>>71170643
so what you're saying is this thread is really about conforming to /tv/'s meme chart? I'm literally not allowed to think John Wick is 10/10, and I'm objectively wrong if I think it was about more than a dead dog? Please tell me more about how I'm wrong, I'm sure you have plenty of memes and imaginary standards to back it up.
>>71170643
>This thought spooks me to no end. If I were to suddenly have all of my senses cut off would the world continue to exist?
Like what O'Blivion said "The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome."
Its crazy because its happening now bigger than ever before.
>>71170716
Please tell me how you're right you stupid faggot. You're allowed to think whatever stupid shit you want, but if you want anybody to stop thinking you're a stupid faggot maybe you should try convincing us that you actually thought about this rather than just latched onto the first non-capeshit action movie you saw in your life. Even if it is about more than a dog that doesn't necessarily make the movie good.
Have you seen any of these?
>Police Story
>Enter the Dragon
>The Killer
>A Fistful of Dollars
>Drunken Master
>The Magnificent Butcher
>The 36th Chamber of the Shaolin
>Heat
>Under Siege 2
>Danger Diabolik
>The Prodigal Son
>Police Story 3
>The Terminator
I can't imagine anybody who's any of these really considering John Wick anything beyond average.
>>71170870
A lot of works the comment on the nature of tv are still weirdly relevant now that we have the internet. It's really more or less the same thing.
Guys know any good movies in the vain of drive and theif?
>>71167520
I unironically really liked this movie.
Sure it's Adam Sandler, but it's still a damn good film
>>71171052
Consider >>71164966. The Long Goodbye is another stylish as hell crime story with a really cool hero. He's completely different to The Driver and Frank though. He talks a lot and is pretty funny. It's still a really strong leading performance though.
Aside from that most of Michael Mann's movies are along those kinds of lines, Manhunter and Heat in particular.
>>71170949
>under siege 2
kill yourself
>>71166759
I kekd way too hard at this picture
>>71171192
It's legitimately fucking awesome. You should kill yourself if you let /tv/ meme you into thinking everything Steven Seagal ever touched is shit. Eric Bogosian plays an amazing villain, Seagal was willing to play characters that actually had to work for their wins back then and the whole thing is tense as hell and tightly planned and choreographed. It really does feel like a desperate situation.
>C'mon my little Ghost Satellites. I need you with me to hide my baby up there, so she can blow the FUCK OUT OF WASHINGTON
>>71162405
Agreed 100%.
You can watch it a dozen times and still find new things, it's perfect.
>>71164966
I liked it a lot, definitely stuck with me.
>>71164973
>Spend 4 hours watching a movie
>Root for these scrubs as they live through hell
>Cheat death at ever turn
>Get blown up and slaughtered as they return home
>Get sad
Remember that they're Nazi's, and fuck 'em.
>>71162405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cou9QRqa87c
You're not living till you've seen wolf kino.
>>71165600
First goddamn week of winter.
>>71171177
I've seen heat, and thought it was good, but not as great as I heard, despite really liking de niro's character. With that track record, I'm really curious to see what the rest of Mann's filmography's like. I also thought Collateral was great
>>71171330
Tell you what, I'll watch Unironic Siege 2 if you watch John Wick and actually try to appreciate it this time. I've seen most of the others you posted. I grew up on Jackie Chan flicks.
>>71165890
this movie truly was one of the best movies ever made. I don't think i've ever met anyone that didn't like it. that opening scene when the dude is playing the guitar solo to we will rock you out of a fucking horn slays me every time.
Predator is the greatest action movie ever made.
>bunch of slack jawed faggots around here
>if it bleeds, we can kill it
>whats got you spooked billy, you aint afraid of no man
>theres something out there, and it ain't no man
>>71171550
>try to appreciate it this time
what the fuck exactly am I supposed to be watching for this time around? I have Stars in my Crown downloaded right now, why should I waste my time with a second viewing of John Wick?
>>71166049
agreed, John Wick is a 10/10 action movie
>hes not exactly the boogie man, hes the one you send to kill the fucking boogie man
>>71171593
I don't know man, I'm tired.
>>71171618
>coldsteel_the_hedgehog.png
>>71171639
I'm not watching John Wick again.
>>71171587
Predator is amazing.
I wish movies like that would get made now.
>>71171587
Correction: Predator is the greatest slasher movie ever made.
>>71171675
fine, I'll spare myself Insulin Siege 2
>>71166666
>hey look! thats phils boy!
I cry evrytiem
>>71171708
You're missing out. I'm not.
>>71171776
good night anon
>>71171797
Get fucked faggot. Your taste is shit and I hope you have spooky dreams full of skeletons.
>>71162405
Man of murder
fuck you I liked it that shit is full of feels.
>>71166666
>>71171812
dial it back man, we're only joking around here. no need to try and curse anon
>>71166666
>devito devil quints
>phil is a fat satyr with manboobs
>baphomet has tits and is half goat
shiiiieeeeeeeetttttt
>You wouldn't shoot an unarmed man in the back, would you /tv/
>>71164405
Donnie Darko and Clockwork Orange are absolutely not 10/10. CO isn't even Kubricks best film. Blade Runner and Shawshank are close but still not 10/10
