BASED Kings of Winter Edition
>>71157888
Azor Jon
azor JON JON FUCKING JON!!!
Danyfu
>>71159763
>>71159774
why do people post this
why would anyone care at this point? it's a normie theory now. it's not cool anymore
>>71159851
just report and move on
Who is the face of Harrenhall?
Don't go in the trip fags thread
based Jon, I'm so sorry for doubting him.
female power fantasy
Who rules the North?
>Kings of Winter
k
>>71159835
Next Episode confirmed info:
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(99% likely to be final scene of the season)
>yfw CIA shags sansa rite up her stinky cunt
WE DO
Last scene of episode 10:
>ToJ reveal?
>Wall coming down?
>Dany sailing to Westeros?
What do you think, /tv/?
I hope they remember to burn that miss pile of bodies sitting outside Winterfell.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>yfw CIA rapes Salsa and everyone loses their fucking minds
Kang
nth for azor jon, greatest swordsman of all time, son of ice and fire, and the true king of westeros
>>71159962
Dany sailing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkUU3roBHYs
RAMSEY!
>>71159962
dany sailing to Westeros is confirmed
>episode called the winds of winter
>wall doesn't come down
>>71159967
>mfw they don't
but holy shit they better show that scene, piles and piles of bodies burning.
Whats the best chapter in ASOIAF?
>>71159988
of the faggots
>>71159945
>implying bran isn't the night king
>>71159958
Great. That makes tumblrs kill themselves
>>71159953
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
What even is this shit about? And why was she punished BEFORE her trial? What the fuck?
Wasn't Shae suppose to make a cameo this season? I seen pics of her in Meeran.
>>71159996
Disgusting desu
>>71159987
CIA is a Tully Cuck. He wants her to marry someone else so he can jerk-off.
>>71160030
Go eat a dick. He has the strongest claim to the North. He won't take it, but the North is his.
>>71159996
lel
first time I actually enjoyed a tripfaggot post
>>71160027
>Sunset found her squatting
>>71160039
what is wrong with these people that fictional characters upset them so
>>71160027
Oberyn vs the Mountain
Why did Jaqen let Arya go? If he wanted her dead before she killed the Waif, why would that change after he kills her?
>>71160050
She's dead
>OMG SANSA SAVED THE DAY SHE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG YAAAAAAAASSSS
>Dean, who plays tommen, he's my best mate now
What did he mean by this
>>71159946
Woah
>>71160059
He doesn't stand a chance
:)
>'Les Prince that was Promised', Melisandre called it.
>>71159996
We all know who she really belongs to.
>>71159988
all hail king bran the chinless cripple!
all hail queen meera the tranny whore!
long live the north!
>>71160062
pls don't respond to that sexist, homophobic trip
>>71160030
You say this like it's a bad thing
>>71160071
Sansafags have been that way since long before the show.
>>71159996
>>71160095
he also frequents another website for his dose of jon autism
>>71159946
I'm so glad I didn't start watching until this year. I can't imagine being on here when the show hadn't caught up with the book. That must have sucked.
>>71159996
We are the Kings in the North. You can fuck off to wherever, Brada, but the North is for Jon and Bran. The only Kings I mean to bend my knee to areTHE KINGS OF WINTER.
>I killed the waif, you know your only other employe.
>LUL a girl is finally no one xddd
>Why though
>dunno
>>71160122
a king and queen i would happily bend my knee for
>people say Jon is going to find something about his parentage in the crypts
>they used to play down there as children
What the fuck could he possibly find down there? Is he gonna wipe some dust away from Lyanna's tomb and find something that says "Jon u r my son I had with Rhaegar Targaryen ;^)"
Was Vale Sansa the point where Sansa was at her best?
>still skinny
>not bloated
>evil queen tier costumes
>dark hair
>>71160116
she's a grown woman, she doesn't belong to anyone :^)
>>71160140
i'm probably the least sexist and least homophobic person here.
Battle of the Burly Bar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoCEFLUqR44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3P3E05xac
>>71159934
Bran and Jon...
>>71160116
Sansa has been married, engaged to, or expected to to marry a
Baratheon
Tyrell
Lannister
Arryn
& Bolton
Shes needs a Greyjoy and a Martel to complete her collection.
>>71160171
You posted that shitstick.
>>71159946
fucking Jonautist
>>71160185
Except Aragorn struggle with his identity the whole time and Jon doesn't even know. There is literally no relevant parallel.
Drogon needs a title akin to "The Black Dread". What say you, /got/?
The Engulfer?
The Sun Swallower?
The Light Blotter?
TheCUTE?
>>71160196
i'd bend her knee
tranny or not, i bet her dick is girly.
>>71160185
>ASOIAF seems to be a love letter to Lord of the Rings in many ways
stopped reading there
thoughts?
>>71159997
>greatest swordsman of all time
It means very little when surviving in battles means having tactical sense beyond that and not being in shitty situations in the first place.
>>71160235
Shhhhhhh you might upset the autist and get a few more threads of shitposting like this
>>71160252
the Defiler.
>>71160271
Leave Lain out of this.
EWW THAA FOOK UHH YEW?
>>71160278
In what year was that shoot
>>71160278
what did she mean by this?
>>71160252
The Winged Shadow
>>71160193
He's got another 2,756 waifs stored away in the basement.
>"a man could give a shit."
>>71159945
>The Starks where proclaimed Kings of Winter before the pathetic White Walker's EVER EXISTED!
>What was the name of the first Stark?pic motherfucking related
>>71160311
It's from like a month or two ago
>>71160202
These are the same people who believe Jon will actually give a shit about Rhaegar being his father. Spoiler alert he won't Ned is his "father" and always will be, Jon's war is in the North not in the south or to become king.
>>71160042
The Walk of Atonement was just so she could return to her home to await for the trial, not the actual punishment.
>>71160278
I want to fuck a baby into her
>>71160278
>>71160320
Trying to be like J law
>>71160341
Bran is based I'm gonna need the haters to die
DAILY REMINDER SOPHIE LITERALLY WANTS THE KIT DICK
![tabard-Crusader[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/snn3Qqb.jpg "tabard-Crusader[1].jpg")
>>71159997
How the fuck is anyone supposed to tell what is going on in this fight? In every big battle prior to this one at least one of the sides had clearly distinctive costumes. Like you had the fully armored, red and gold Lannister soldiers; anyone not wearing that was their enemy. In the battle at Castle Black, it the Night's Watch had their dark leather and coats versus this wintery looking gear. It was easy to follow.
In Bastardbowl everyone is wearing the same thing except for the Wildlings.
Yeah good luck trying to find the tiny flayed man pendant the other guy might be wearing in a thick clusterfuck like that, asshole, don't anybody wear a simple coat of arms or anything. Jon probably has four or five teamkills.
>>71160358
However, he will have hot incest sex with his aunt right?
>>71160358
you need all of the westeros' might to defeat the white walkers. he will unite the kingdoms.
>>71160384
How the fuck would you build something like this?
>>71160358
daily remainder that it's Jon Dayne, not Jon Targaryen. Those pathetic R + L = Jfags watched too much anime with muh gary stu MC
>>71160403
Do you know anything about medieval war? That scene is pretty close to how it was.
If Jon is a legitimate Targaryen (some how) would the Northmen still make him DA KING IN DA NORF? Maybe they'd nickname him the Ice Dragon or something. He'd probably have to redesign the sigil and words a little bit
enojoy ur generals after sundays ep this will over
>>71160399
she said she wanted Iain Glen's dick already.
>>71160433
the key word is FANTASY
>>71160433
"What do they eat?"
>>71160433
>dragons
>shadow demons
>resurrection
>ice zombies
>forest people
>mind control
>time travel
And you question the architecture?
>>71160387
Bran is the only BASED character in GoT/ASOIAF. Bran was the first character of the series GRRM came up with, and it was all downhill from there. Bran is the Fat Man's legacy. Bran is love. Bran is life. I bend the knee to no one else.
>>71160421
You know it is true
>>71160442
>If Jon is a legitimate Targaryen (some how)
Targs are know for polygamy. Its concievable Rhaegar married Ned's sister when he kidnapped her.
>>71160451
s-sauce?
>>71160451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZG1Zm4IoFg
>>71160439
No it wasn't, the chaos battle meme needs to stop.
>>71160409
to create little targaryens? sure.
>>71160278
what is she pretending to sniff, a twig?
>>71160433
I'd assume you'd build a castle on top of a mountain with a big enough plateau, and then carve the mountain down until it looks like that without damaging the structural integrity of the castle itself. With the right amount of manpower and the right tools it might actually be possible.
>>71160501
I don't think the faith would recognize it. I was thinking more like marrying under the red god. It always seemed the Targaryen religion of choice
>>71160399
Emila wanting Kit's dick > Sophie wanting Kit's dick
I just watched the latest episode (I know am late).
Holy shit I cringed throughout the whole battle.
Is Jon confirmed the worst commander in westeros history?
>>71160515
she's so fucking perfect
me with cia the other day
asked him if he dies next episode, very tight lipped but gave me a wink when I asked him does jon come into the godswood with him and sansa
>>71160442
>ice dragon
That's the thing under Winterfell.
>>71160526
But she has a barren cunt, remember?
>>71160507
>>71160515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjFhNlW9zSo
>>71160442
He's a Targaryen, he'll find that out, we'll find that out, and then he'll keep it to himself and stay a stark.
s6e10 godswood spoiler
>>71160574
That is not very clear. Mirri could have lied.
>>71160439
No, it really wasn't. What the fuck are you talking about? Do you believe every two sides charging at each other clusterfuck is an accurate depiction of medieval engagements? That scene is more like what a surprise raid on a confused peasant village would look like.
Regardless of what you wrongly believe a medieval battle was like, that's not what I'm talking about. I'm bitching about a failure in the costume department because with the exception of the wildlings, both sides look the same.
>>71160537
>I don't think the faith would recognize it
Rhaegar, Viserys and Danis mother was also their aunt. I'm pretty sure the Targs didn't care about what other people thought.
>>71159934
Jon Snow, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, Azor Ahai, and King Beyond the Wall
>>71160537
The Faith wasn't a thing of power during Rhaegar's time. Hell, Aerys was married to his sister.
>>71160613
Did you not see the Bolton helmets?
>>71160537
Targaryens answer neither men, nor god.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bZn78gFAlm
>>71160607
>>71160613
>Excluding the wildlings, it's essentially two northern armies. It stands to reason they would look similar.
>>71160611
She would never lie! Also if she wasn't, she'd probably already have a few bastards
>sophie is voting leave
sauce/link/proof?
>>71160577
I mean, can you blame them for wanting Iain's dick?
He's beautiful
>>71160657
wat happened to vocaroo gal?
>>71160403
That was literally the point, they wanted to show how confusing and chaotic the situation would have been. Stop trying to fit in with all the edgelords that grasp at farfefched bullshit to bitch about the greatest show in the history of television
>>71160479
None of those things built the bitch.
And no one questions it? They haven't built shit in thousands of years, yet when they arrive at something like The Wall, they just go 'oh, ok thats a pretty big wall eh'
The Wall is 300 FUCKING MILES LONG, AND 700 MOTHERFUCKING FEET HIGH, and no one even studies it? Thinks twice about it?
And remember that no one in Westeros believes in magic, so they think it was built naturally.
I expect realism in my fantasy, immersion ruined.
>>71160677
obvious bullshit. she was in that video to help the refugees
>>71160701
this, jon even fucking kills one of his own men by accident
>Knock Knock
>FedEx guy
>You sign for your package
>Open up
>Find dis
WAT DO?
>>71160687
idk but i hope she comes back
we need more females in /got/
>>71160719
I think that they were paid/forced to do that
>>71160654
Lots of them aren't even wearing helmets. Jon kills a guy in nothing but a generic leather tunic, then helps another guy in nothing but a brown tunic gangstab another guy in a brown tunic.
Who is your favorite GoT character? Mine is pic related.
>>71160706
>no one even studies it? Thinks twice about it?
Presumably the maesters have studied it. Most people are illiterate and/or would never see it in their lifetime. So they primarily would hear stories about it. Most people probably think the stories are exaggerated.
>>71160732
Hold him for ransom
>>71160681
>Jorah was supposed to look like an ugly burly harry man.
>instead we got the best looking guy on the show
BRAVO
Historical Accuracy discussed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avtHpJyYYkQ
http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/battle-of-the-bastards-game-of-thrones-historical-accuracy.html
>>71160750
why did hiroshima allow you to become a mod/janny?
>>71160768
Mine is this dynamic duo
>>71160561
Maybe he winked because he and sophie are going to have sexy scene in the godswood
>>71160788
>professional HEMA scholar
>>71160225
She's not far off from "making the eight."
>>71160768
Berric Dondarrion or Arthur Dayne
Right, so what if this whole business with the Sparrows and the Faith Militia is somehow connected to House Hightower? Remember how they are strongly connected to the Faith apparently, they could be using the events in King's Landing to pave way for someone gaining power, possibly Aegon.
>>71160681
He is more beautiful than sophie and rose both.
>>71160768
I like Sansa, but only cause I'm rooting that her character will become interesting bat a some point.
>>71160793
when did i become a mod/janitor?
>>71160813
Just passing by /got/ to tell this tripfag to suck a fat one x)
>>71160845
you know
This is total rubbish. I thought GoT prides itself in realistic results for realistic scenarios often forgotten in fiction? The Jon Snows of the World would have lost to the real-life Ramsay Boltons. And, no, him being magically saved by unexpected cavalry is a stupid plot device that GoT would have mocked other shows for utilizing if they weren't utilizing it themselves.
This is the third time this happened in the series. Doesn't anyone in the GoT realize the importance of patrols or sentries to prepare for the common eventuality of unexpected reinforcements?
>>71160862
no, they never responded to my applications
do you know something i don't?
>>71160813
Would you say about someone who teaches Asian martial arts for a living or is it only someone who knows European martial arts that you look down on?
>>71160732
Praise the gods and cuddle eternally.
>>71160225
Will euron give her his big cock?
Will he pull out her tongue/saw off her legs and tie her to the mast? tumblr would like that
Who else can't wait to see Tormund kneel before Jon "Winter's Bastard" Stark, King in the North?
>>71160881
>I thought GoT prides itself in realistic results for realistic scenarios often forgotten in fiction?
LEL
Azor Jon!
>>71160882
Yeah.
Get out.
>>71160681
If he can cure himself somehow, and Dany wins. Would she make him the warden of the north?
>>71160732
complain that it wasn't my frogfu
>>71160881
>I thought GoT prides itself in realistic results for realistic scenarios often forgotten in fiction?
Only until something completely retarded happens for the sake of a formulaic narrative, and then we're back to "IT'S JUST FANTASY DUDE, JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LOL"
>>71160918
Is that a gay thing?>>711609
>>71160893
>I teach HEMA
>>71160881
Maybe asoiaf. GoT prides itself in chocking moments and hella epic action scenes.
>>71160706
There are builder goblins u just dont see them
>>71160918
>When the wall will fail and the north of the wall will kneel to the King in the North, The North will be 75% of Westeros
>>71160950
No, if any Mormont's getting made Warden, it's Lyanna.
And Jorah would let Jon keep it anyway, his own father trusted Jon with their family's sword, he'd respect that and consider Jon far more worthy then himself, and he'd take the Black to live up to his father's memory
>>71160918
>my friend, you bow to no one.
>court of Winterfell kneels
>>71161001
>Maybe asoiaf
lol
the exact same thing happened in the books with the tyrells saving the lannisters at the last second
don't kid yourself
>>71161021
when dany finally gets he ass to Westeros, the wall won't even exist anymore
>>71160039
I never knew I wanted Littlefinger to use his Littlefinger on Salsa until this very post.
>>71160900
Sansa is unlucky in love.
>>71160950
that means he wouldn't see Dany anymore. He would be her one of the kingsguard, always being by her side.
Ok but this collar is sick as fuck and I pray it makes its return some day
>>71160881
tbf ramsay boltons would've been dead long before meeting having to face the jon snows
Reminder GoT will never be this good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOqT5_AAPgo
>>71160881
>The Jon Snows of the World would have lost to the real-life Ramsay Boltons
The English used Snow's original tactics at Agincourt and won. Then again, the Carthaginians used Ramsay's tactics at Cannae and won. It can go either way
>magically saved by unexpected cavalry
>magically
>unexpected
Baelish promised these troops in episodes 5 & 6.
>Doesn't anyone in the GoT realize the importance of patrols or sentries
Does Ramsay strike you as the sort of cunt who gives much thought towards the consequences of his actions?
What was good
-tracking shot of Jon through the battle
What was bad
-everything else
-EVERYTHING ELSE
>>71161021
>>71161065
this is implying he has a choice in the matter
>>71160993
Not an argument
>>71160466MrBTongue?
>>71161088
/thread
would you guys say this meal is a "Feast for Crows," the title of the 4th installment of A Song of Ice and Fire of which Game of Thrones, the television show is based on? trying to figure out what I will eat for the finale
also i got a captcha sandwich with only hamburgers
>>71161094
of course he has.
>>71160537
The Targaryen's adopted the faith because they were capable of some level of pragmatism. Don't mistake that for buying into what the Faith was selling. They married siblings and had multiple wives despite the fact that the Faith objected to it and they even waged a war against the Faith Militant to break the power the Faith had.
>>71161133
>eating leaves
>>71161048
They'll rebuild the Wall, 1000 feet high this time, and make the Walkers pay for it
>>71161125
It's a general, senpai. You can't /thread it.
>>71161076
>that ridiculous, schmaltzy soundtrack
Yeah, no.
FACT: He only ever gt into acting because it was that or Soccer, and the English winter was too cold. How does someone that just happened to fall into acting become the best actor in the entire series? It had to be fucking fate.
>>71161087
>Baelish sneaked army of 15k Vale knights through Moat Cailin and to Winterfell unnoticed
>Realistic
>>71161170
I just did.
>>71161183
>>71161183
she looks fucking retarded here
>>71161120
>Not an argument
>>>/pol/
>Reminder that CIA was mobilizing the Vale troops before Sansa even knew he was coming.
>Reminder that the pink letter in the show was written by CIA to instigate the bastardbowl
>Reminder that CIA deliberately held off until the Stark forces were nearly done for in order to weaken Jon's power base
>Jon now has no army and is heavily indebted to CIA
What did he mean by this?
>>71161076
Man I wish Viggo was in GoT. This show needs an actor with serious talent
>>71161183
Ladies and gentlemen, Mary "Dracarys" Sue.
>>71160537
Maybe they married under the Old Gods.
Faith may not recognize it, but Lyanna and the North's eyes might
>>71161088
Yo dude you're an edgelord, how's being an edgelord treating you, how different from the rest of society did you feel posting this, how's your fedora today tool?
>>71161088
>>71161125
A few medieval historians have praised it.
I can't think of any film or show that has shown the crush of a battle like that before, where men suffocate in the mud without even seeing the enemy.
>>71161122
Indeed
>>71160881
>I thought GoT prides itself in realistic results for realistic scenarios often forgotten in fiction?
Got is not founded on realism. GoT prides itself in low fantasy for readers/viewers who don't have the imagination for high fantasy.
>>71161219
There's plenty of actors in the show who were as good if not better, faggot.
>>71160993
i used to do hema and the school i went to was pretty serious.
they beat the shit out of us, made us beat the shit out of one another - all by the book.
was a good learning experience, all young men should do it.
>>71161183
I'll make a webm of something from S1-S5 for the first person to reply and get quads
>>71161217
>CIA debt masterplan confirmed
>>71161217
You can't be indebted to a dead man.
Littlefinger has no Robin to manipulate right now, based Bronze is gonna kill him
>>71160918
If D&D want the show to make sense, the wildlings will have to kneel to be accepted as citizens of The North, but D&D are more concerned with giving reddit fanservice so they'll just be accepted without kneeling because r/freefolk will sperg out if they don't.
>>71161172
The LOTR soundtrack is way better than GoT's buddy.
>>71161186
GAAAAAWD! Bran grew up to be SO fucking sexy.
>>71161216
Will I be getting any argument from you anytime soon?
>>71161217
All towards his ultimate goal of getting cuck by Tully women.
>>71161167
>not eating spinach
Have fun with your shit physique bro.
>>71161245
>medieval historians
That's just a euphemism for Renfair otaku.
what /got/ think about this gentlemen?
I think he's a great actor, underrated and underused.
>>71160881
This is why I hate it when fans of this show tell me GoT is amazing because it handles Medieval-inspired, fantasy settings more realistically. It doesn't.
We still have females fighting with men twice their size, or female leaders without actual combat or political experience ruling people. It's fucking garbage how modern progressive views still seep in a setting that's supposed to be completely backwards.
There was even that cringeworthy scene with Dany and Theon's sister talking about how men, especially fathers, are evil and that they can do better because they're women. I mean, Jesus Christ.
>>71161259
>there are actors on GoT who are better actors than Viggo
>>71161248
don't forget it also appeals to those who just want to see some titties
>>71161183
pyatt pree was the only true qaartheen man shown in the whole series, besides the spice king - although even he was a bit of a wog.
fucking racis' man.
>>71161285
Nah, it makes for a much better scene if Jon is even able to get dudes who never kneel to respect the fuck out of him so much that they do kneel.
>>71161266
no one cares about your dany webms.
make one of you fucking yourself.
>>71161248
Low fantasy is for adults who appreciate the subtlety and mystery of the supernatural and its elusiveness in real life.
High fantasy is for children who just want the world to be like a cartoon show with wizards and dragons behind every corner.
>>71161325
He is amazing in both the show and books. I has a sad that he will probably die on sunday, but at least he got a decent amount of screentime for a non-woman on stronk GoT
Be honest, you guys all loved him didn't you? He was always based but infiltrating the camp of the false king Stannis and embarrassing him was the highlight.
>tfw I'll never be Westerosi sailor that crashes into the Summer Islands
>>71159953
NOPE.
Jon is made a Stark by a Letter Robb Stark signed before his death. All of Littlefingers Plan so he can marry Sansa >>71159953
>>71161315
snark gets more and more tedious every year.
>>71161286
Quite possibly, but we don't need to constantly hear heart-tugging overblown music to emphasise the emotion of a death scene. Sean Bean's good enough on his own.
>>71161325
How angry do you think Qyburn would be if he learned that he missed out on experimenting on and resurrecting a literal Giant?
>>71161285
what's r/freefolk exactly?
there's r/got and r/asoiaf, what isn't covered by these 2?
>>71160458
Actually lol'd, and I'm a Jonfag.
>>71161380
Excuse me whilst I drop a vom.
You do you, tumblrpai
>>71161335
Some people in these threads are clinically retarded I swear
>>71161335
Correct.
>>71161325
KEKburn is great.
He's had too little screentime.
>>71161393
Robb didn't write any letter or discuss any Jon legitimization.
Robb even had a pregnant wife and clear heir he was gonna have
>>71161325
I don't know about underused; I like the fact that he's someone that just disappears and reappears whenever something creepy or underhanded is needed.
Goes well with the whole operating in the shadows thing.
>>71161420
you ARE the jonfaggot you faggot
>>71161380
never seen anyone that repulsive beside morbidly obese and shit like that.
>>71161377
Too bad we never got to see him rape Theon.
>>71161380
>black
>>71161312
>implying spinach is the key
>>71161418
>freedom of opinion
>>71160558
My heart hurts as well anon
>>71161467
Is he revealed to be the real Euron next week?
