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Wed, bed, behead edition
GO, GO, GO!
>>71154583
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Azor Jack
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>>71156203
Why did normies liked this episode so much? other than the cinematography it was completely predictable trash.
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Starks a shit
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
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>>71156203
Bed, behead, wed. Also you don't fucking make a general thread with spam bait, faggot, it ruins the discussion desu.
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The Prince Who Was Promised
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So the ending it seems is Sansa will be queen of the North. Dany will sit the Iron thrown and be queen of Westeros, The Duke will be Queen of the Iron Islands, the WHITE Walkers who all happen to be MEN die by a WOMAN and her BLACK Dragon thus officially the Patriarchy has been crushed and an Age of peace will be ushered in via a Matriarchy.

Pottery.
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>>71156215
You're taking contrarianism too far. This episode is what a good episode is, more like this please d&d. Bravo.
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new Not a Blog:
http://grrm.livejournal.com/491122.html
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Why is Dany never referred to as a Targ in the show?
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S05E02. Two men have come to collect the bounty on Tyrion's head. After Cersei see's the head she realises it's not Tyrion's head. She dismisses them and this dialogue follows.
>Cersei: Take the head
>Qyburn: Let me, your grace. I will take it, if you don't mind. It could prove useful in my work.
>Cersei: Very good.

The Mountain isn't wearing Joffrey's head, he's got a dwarf head on. Screencap this lads.
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>>71156245
If Jons a Targ, does that mean Sansa will be Warden of the North?
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>>71156245
AZOR JON

Oh man, how much I love him

does anyone has that pic when he stares at Ramsay like a mad dog?
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END game predictions:

Sansa will die. She's the only remaining expendable Stark. Expect Jon to rule the north, with Tyrion Varys and Little Finger creating a common wealth in the south

Dany is going to be killed by Jon. She can conquer but she can't rule.

It's also been highly speculated on reddit that melisandre will give Bran, dead Sansa's legs allowing him to walk and fuck again
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This show is a total mess.
Can't really wrap my head around why anyone could like this
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>>71156307

Sansa is a scheming villain who will be dealt with.
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>killed white walkers
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time

ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
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>>71156240
>thread title rules
Hello eddit stark
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>>71156307
No, Bran.
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>>71156203
Wed Arya, behead Bran, bed Sansa
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perfection
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>>71156289
but fucking why. What was wrong with Mountain's head? He only got hit in the shoulder with poison why would he replace his head...
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Burly Bar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoCEFLUqR44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3P3E05xac
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>>71156274
I enjoyed it, but it was so predictable it hurt. from Rickon, Wunwun and Ramsay dying to CIA saving the day. a 8.5, 9 maybe. not "holy shit 10/10 so perfect omg" though.
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>>71156259
>Sansa will die. She's the only remaining expendable Stark. Expect Jon to rule the north, with Tyrion Varys and Little Finger creating a common wealth in the south
>Dany is going to be killed by Jon. She can conquer but she can't rule.
>It's also been highly speculated on reddit that melisandre will give Bran, dead Sansa's legs allowing him to walk and fuck again
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>>71156337
He's MIA beyond the wall tho. Plus he might be too busy being the Three-Eyed Raven and has spaghetti legs.
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Historical Accuracy:

http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/battle-of-the-bastards-game-of-thrones-historical-accuracy.html
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Why were they constantly foreshadowing that Ramsay would find himself in a shitty political situation if he kept acting like a psychopathic dick?

Ramsay's men were so insanely loyal to him they were willing to put up with having ALL of their cavalry teamkilled.
Umber fucking hates Ramsay and is only siding with him to fight wildlings.
>Ah yes I see you've just executed the last Stark heir for edgy points, and now you're ordering me and my men to climb a corpse wall of our own dead to get into the clusterfuck of a melee. WELL YOU'RE THE BOSS

God I'm mad as hell.
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The declining quality of the show aside, GoT and ASOIAF in general offer an unprecedented format. 20 years of lore and books and discussion, 6 years of hours upon hours of high budget episodes and media coverage and record breaking, it is a cultural phenomenon of never before seen proportions. I feel like it ruined other works for me, the ones which can't afford to go into such depth due to time or financial constraints. And we were born just in the right time to experience it.
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>>71156287
Well she has lots of other cool names
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>>71156351
So who is that chubby babby that sits there every week? I want her to educate me about feminism while she leglocks me.
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>>71156287
'Cause she's a drogo now. You don't refer to your mother by her maiden name (('Goldstein')) do you
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>>71156346
because it would be kinda cool to have a giant zombie knight with another man's head on.
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>>71156203
Wed Bran, bed Bran, behead slags.
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>>71156343
ye
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two writers on a sinking ship
the first writer says to the other one
"do you know how to write?"
the second says
"no, but I know how to write funny cock jokes 19 different ways"
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is it possible to have one fucking episode w/o dany ? We got it that shes so strong n shit.
I just want some comfy jon/davos/melly moments.
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Who is the fag hag in this pic?
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Anyone got smug high sparrow?
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>>71156359
Didn't we all think Tormund was gonna cop it too?
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>>71156203
I want to marry Maisie!
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>>71156322
>Dany is going to be killed by Jon
I would cum so hard if this happen, I really dont think it will though. The cunt deserves to die any way possible.
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>>71156209
>>71156209
Like this?
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anyone got the Always Sunny Webm for Episode 9?
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>>71156346
In the books they sent his head to Dorne to prove that he was death and Elia Martell's death avenged.

In the Show The Mountain probably still has his own head.
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>>71156370
He's heading South.

Even with his useless legs he still has magic powers, Sansa's only power is to be a stupid cunt.
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I want to impregnate her with my strong arab seed
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>>71156388
>not just watching Matt Easton
wew lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avtHpJyYYkQ
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>>71156322
thats worse than >>71156259
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I want to marry and bed Book Cersei.
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>>71156215
because the only thing normies want is action and shocking scenes/deaths.

That's the only thing they think GoT is about. The more action is ALWAYS the better.

If Jon was wounded and Ramsay about to finish him but Sansa grabs a sword, duel and kill Ramsay in a swordfight, people would've cheered for it and said it was good television.

Absolutely nothing has to make any goddamn sense. Only has to have action, shocks, or fan favorites winning.
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>>71156287
this is beyond stupid
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>>71156429
She's over half the show's budget at this point. They could only bring Bran back this year because HBO raised the budget. It's ridiculous how much they pay her.
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>>71156406
>She's a drogo now
Laffin
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>>71156395

The entire battle was just awful, Ramsey was earlier seen as a trickster type of guy and during this, all we saw was edge and flat out incompetence
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>>71156429
That's not comfy. Davos wants to harm innocent Meli.
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literally all the characters I liked are dead now
it was such a shitty fan-fictiony death too
it felt like it was written by a 14 year old
what is even the point anymore
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>>71156281
cliffnotes
-HEY GUYS I'M STILL NOT WRITING SHIT
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>>71156443
How come she's cute again?
What the hell happened?
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>>71156399
Yeah, same. GoT is something we didn't have so far. There were shows like Tudors, Borgias, I Claudius and Rome, but neither of them covered so much.
GoT is my dreams coming true, a show where character growth spans over seasons, they reunite, have cool conversations, romances and it all fits in one world.
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Next Episode confirmed info:

>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(99% likely to be final scene of the season)
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>>71156203
Waifu bran


Who the fuck @ the other two
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>>71156448
Is that Theon's cock you attached?
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>>71156307
No, it means she will get Riverrun. Or board the ship Jonsa.
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>>71156450
https://streamable.com/pfnz
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>>71156368
>giving Bran woman's legs
Are they going to make Bran a wish fulfillment for all /got/'s pedos,homos AND feetfags?
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>>71156429
We did have any episode without Dany (The Broken Man) and two (I think) without Tyrion.
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>>71156287
Khaleesi Stormborn is easier to remember and spell for normies on twitter.
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>>71156399
In what way can it be said that there's "20 years" of got lore? The books are the books and the show is the show, the amount of time it took to make them is irrelevant, you might as well say that the harry potter series has decades of lore and discussion behind it. Such discussions and media coverage are of low entertainment value, worthless paraphernalia that don't elevate the source material. GoT is popular because the books and most of the show are good, not because of it's format.
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Continued Discussion: Textual evidence that Bran's dick does not work and cannot produce an heir.

> Season 4 episode 3 Jojen to Bran about Meera
> Book 2 Bran Chapter 6 Osha offers to take Bran's virginity


BRAN IS MEANT TO BE VARYS! He serves the realm, will probably even renounce his name once he is full 3ER
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>>71156457
Her stupid cunt she just sold for an entire army
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So sense this is obviously a covert Branbro thread, I just want to get one thing straight right off the bat... BRAN IS NOT GOING TO BE KING IN THE NORTH, FAGGOTS! He's just not.

Not because he's a cripple, not because he can't produce an heir (he probably can, but fuck you just the same) but because he's the new fucking Three Eyed Crow. Do you really picture any fucking outcome in which Bran just heads home and leads the life of a normal human? He's fucking magic. He doesn't give two shits about being King in the North. Yes, by rights the North is his, but he's either going to die before spring has sprung, or he is too big for that pleb shit.

Stop trying to push Bran on the realm. Bran doesn't want it. He is too good for this world.
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>>71156518
>killing Mace, Loras, Margaery
>Margaery
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71156528
But if she marries SweetRobin, and with both of them have the most Tully in them after Edmure, they could take everything. Make CIA their hand and let Jon fuck off to fight White Walkers.
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>>71156322
>END game predictions:
>Sansa will die.
stopped reading here.

There's literally 0 chance she dies.
This season (and probably the rest of the show) is Stronk womyn taking over.

Expect women and non-threatening characters like Tyrion to take over the entire world and win it all in the end.

After the tumblr butthurt last season D&D are just giving them EVERYTHING. They'll never kill Sansa.
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So if Rickon had run backwards, or even in a serpentine pattern, could he have dodged all of Ramsay's shots and saved himself?
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>>71156526
No. Theon's is bigger.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fMICVD_iT8

Based OST
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>>71156544
yea i think you're right. It was also one of the best episode of this season.
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>>71156462
I always like to get a second opinion, anon. Perish the man who doesn't.
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>>71156470
at least post a better picture
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>>71156508
>tfw no Nige & Stannis tag team wrecking the kingdoms
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>>71156518
This seems plenty for just one episode. I don't believe this Arya/Freys part will happen though, kinda too soon and it would take more time.
Then at least Dorne and Oldtown won't I guess.
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>>71156591
You are a fucking LIAR post direct quotes or get the fuck out
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>>71156359
I see what you're getting at. But they are trivial points. You can't see the forest for the trees.

Put s06e09 in context, what movie or show has a battle with similar settings that comes close? The opening battle in Gladiator shot by ridley Scott is meh compared to this episode of got.
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>>71156281
Ah that fat fuck screens his comments. That's no fun.
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>>71156443
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
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>those Harpys just randomly slaughtering people right outside the gates of Meereen for no reason
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>>71156601
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>>71156610
Yes.

Until Ramsay says Rickon's cheating then just has all his archers take aim and shoot
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>>71156650
Literally no budget left.
Next episode will look awful.
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>>71156600
How fucking dare you traitor bran is KING
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>>71156470
Season 2 Lena Headey is much superior. I would bend the knee and kiss her feet.
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>>71156523
Where the fuck are you even getting these gifs? It's like you have the perfect Isaac face for any possible response. It's annoying as shit, but I'm honestly kind of impressed.
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>>71156650
we're the bad guys remember, that's what we do
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>>71156607
100% chance, she's the only remaining Stark not in the I5 prophecy (Arya, Bran, Dany, Tyrion, Jon). She will either betray jon and die or get killed by white walkers before Bran warg kills them.
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>>71156650
Oh yeah, like they're going to slaughter people all over their Myrish carpets.
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>>71156611
It needs to be stuffed and on display in the Dredfort.
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>>71156650
>why would people possibly be trying to flee a city under naval siege
>and why would the harpys possibly be killing people trying to flee the city
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>>71156508
I want her to cane/whip me into submission to get me to vote for it
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>/general/
no thanks newfriend.
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>>71156629
The episode is 69 min, plenty of time
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>>71156636

Literally look at his face. no acne. dude's never stroked his sausage. He can't it's as wet as a pool noodle. SAD!
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>>71156650
It reminded me of CIA's henchmen randomly punching the blindfolded guys in TDKR
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>>71156693
I think its going towards her doing something incredibly stupid. She was definitely demonized in the last two-three episodes, ever since Brienne noted how she kept a secret from Jon.
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FROM THE DUSTY MESA
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>>71156591
Didn't happen in the show. In the books, Bran is too young to care. HOWEVER, if the implication GRRM was trying to make was that Bran got hard when looking at the other girls, but not when looking at Osha, you can bet your flat titties he would have written it. He has never ever EVAR shied away from writing borderline criminal descriptions of childhood sexuality. Go read the Dany chapter from AGOT again.
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>>71156607
I don't see the big deal. At this point who cares if Sansa lives when Jon is the King of da Norf.
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>>71156715
>fleeing a city with Harpys outside
>Harpys outside the city to start with

your damage control isn't working. That was a ridiculous scene that was hamfisted in because we had to show off the Dotharki
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>>71156399
tru
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>>71156492
Ramsay is completely fucking insane by E09. Why is that so hard to grasp?
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Hey guise.
Stennis le Mennis is still alive right guise? Guise?
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>>71156625
i'd foock that
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>>71156399
Interesting analysis, anon.
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>>71156662
Damn good point.
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>>71156600
His powers would actually make him the ideal king. He can clearly multitask pretty well (warging Hodor on two different time dimensions). He could easily rule--most kings have hands to take care of the nitty gritty boring shit anyway--while he surfs the tree internet.
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>>71156800
Most Stannis autists already topped themselves bro, there's just a couple dedicated psychos left
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>>71156756
I finally googled those lyrics today and listened to the song. It's catchy.
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>>71156518
>house tyrell extinct
>house baratheon extinct
>house martell extinct
>house lannister left to two kids
>house arynn left to one sickly child
>house tully landless and left to one man an his newborn
>house stark left to one trueborn cripple

A fucking pebble could obliterate the remaining great houses of Westoros. Why were so many lords insistent on only having one or two children? Are they fucking stupid, or did they forget that war is an inevitability in Westeros?
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>>71156736
He's like 11 there weirdo
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>>71156800
>>71156830
we see you
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>>71156203
wed arya (forget the face, look at her fucking legs goddamn)

bed sansa (i wanna taste ramsay's cum)

behead bran (because im not a homo)
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>>71156756
WHAT IS YOUR ENDGAME? WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME?
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>>71156416
This is very well done, and should be in the show
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>>71156800
REEEEE FUCK OFF
HE'S IN THE PREVIEW GAY JON MEMER
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>>71156749
>She was definitely demonized
By who? Everyone thinks she's grrl power because of that dumb, "I've lived with Ramsay, you don't know anything about how he thinks, Jon!" spiel.
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>>71156584
>In what way can it be said that there's "20 years" of got lore?
In comparison to another huge cultural phenomenon - Star Wars, ASOIAF has had 20 years of actively developed and planned lore, as opposed to being unplanned at first and then having lore extrapolated from the original in snippets for further installments.

>GoT is popular because the books and most of the show are good, not because of it's format.
I never implied that it's popular because of the format, on the contrary, being good and by extension popular actually enabled to format to succeed, I just said I'm glad that we have it and that I enjoy it.
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>>71156693
>I5 prophecy
?

anyway, books and prophecies have nothing to do with the show anymore.

D&D just do whatever the fuck they want, and what they want is to make everyone the fans root for win.

They won't want to lose the general theme of "we can kill anyone!" so they'll kill someone the fans kinda care about, like Yara or something...
But never Sansa.

Not only she'll never die, she'll also prove smarter than LF and own him badly.
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>>71156872
we still see you
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Tell me, when did you realise Jon was Azor Ahai and Stannis was just another false pretender?
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>>71156678
How fucking dare you try to force your petty human desires on my Brandon Stark. Gods need not your foolish crowns, blasphemer. He should have your head.
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>>71156862
>i wanna taste ramsay's cum
> im not a homo
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>>71156819
Plus he's literally omniscient
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who /datsoph/ here :3
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>>71156642
Lord of The Rings : Two Towers.
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>>71156872
Stannis autists will still be crying in the very last episode, mark my words.
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>>71156777
>At this point who cares if Sansa lives
huh, just about every showfag?

Read reactions/comments to the show?
There's even people blaming Jon, saying that he was wrong not to ask her stuff and all that.

Even tho he DID ask her stuff and she didn't say shit beside "ramsay is a big meany ;_;"
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>>71156693
>>71156749
Definitely. She wanted Rickon dead in the show (and succeeded) and kept shit from Jon, probably because she doesn't want him in power. In the books she is likely going to kill Sweetrobin. She's being set up as a villain. She was always a selfish bitch but it only got worse over time.

However, the show likes to fuck with things based on audience popularity so she'll probably end up in a threesome with Yara and Dany and rule with girl power while Jon dies or something.

>>71156775
Yup. GRRM even describes Osha as unattractive, especially to Bran. Plus the fact that Bran still has a thing for Meera later is indicative that he still has some hormones going (some people have even read some horniness from Bran from their interactions in the cave but I wouldn't go that far).
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>>71156910
What makes you think he can't be a king of everything while also a literal god? Repent for your sins ho
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>>71156440
This is is my favourite subplot

Needs to be followed up on
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>>71156600
He already rules. My heart
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Stannis' cameo in the last episode was GOAT desu
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>>71156862
>bed sansa (i wanna taste ramsay's cum)
>behead bran (because im not a homo)
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>tfw back in s4ep10 and s5 Jonfags and Stannisfags united as one
where did it go wrong
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>>71156908
S1E1
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>>71156938
WE SHALL SEE GAY MEMER
COME THE DAWN WE SHALL SEE
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>>71156778
>yes, let's just stay in the burning city where we'll get blown up or crushed instead of trying to flee at all
>yes, let's not set up people to kill those trying to flee the city who's people we're trying to kill

Fucktard
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>>71156399
"The internet" is the cultural phenomenon.

All the big shows of 10, 15 years ago would've been the exact same thing if the internet has been as big as it is today.

Also not sure why ti's a good thing to be part of a cultural phenomenon about the declining quality of a show.
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>>71156518

>not posting superior version

also does anyone have this without the gay watermark
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wed Ned, bed Edd, and behead ENEMIES OF THE ONE TRUE KING STANNIS
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>>71156849
The show cut out a lot people though. A lot of them are not dead (like the Tyrells) or other branches are kind of ignored (like the other Lannister branch).
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>>71157004
>where did it go wrong

Stannis autists sperging out
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>>71156203
>Wed
Cersei
>Bed
Margaery
>Behead
I prefer hanging and Ellaria Sand
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> "Take my daughter to Ashara."
> "Promise me, Ned'
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>>71157017
>fleeing on foot
>Harpys outside the walls

LEL give it up.
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>>71156862
>taste Ramsay's cum
>not a homo
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>>71156203

Yeah, you have that in the right order.
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>>71157057
>get horses out of nowhere
>you can only flee if you have a horse
>not setting people outside a city you're trying to siege

0/10 b8, have your (you)
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>>71157039
>shifting the blame on Stannisfags
come on now Jonautist, you're better than this you're both guilty
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>>71157039
>>71157015
>>71156996
>>71156938
>>71156908
>>71156872
>>71156830
>>71156800

Jonautist is in rare form today.
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>>71157039
REEEE DELETE THIS
STANNIS IS THE F*CKING KING OF GOT
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>>71156473
This.
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is bearfu alive? did she stay away from the battle?
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STANNIS IS THE MANNIS

LMAO GAY JON AUTISTS ARE MAD AS FUCK

S IS FOR SLEEPS WITH 10/10S
T IS FOR THE GUY
A IS FOR AZOR AHAI
N IS FOR NICE GUY
N IS FOR NISSA NISSA
I IS FOR INVINCIBLE
S IS FOR SUPREME

FUCK JON
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>>71156203
Behead the faggot
Bed the goblin, but make her wear the Waif's face first.
Wed salsa
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>>71156867
Endgame is to get btfo by dragons, friend.
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>>71157098
>horses out of no where in a giant city
>the Harpys were seiging the city with their daggers

TOP LEL NOW. Please keep posting. This is getting better and better.
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>>71157128
Yes she was in the camp probably.
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Stannis is dead.
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>>71157128
The bear loli lives
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>>71157130
Are people going to shitpost stannis shit til the series finale? He was great. Now he's dead. Its time to move on ....
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>>71156281
Ew this fat schweddy fuck
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STANNIS
T
A
N
N
I
S

AUTISIC JON HOMOS ARE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

EVEN LEDIT LOVES THE MANNIS
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>>71156874
Once again you fail to realize that the amount of time it took to make is irrelevant. "20 years" describes the time period during which the lore was made, it doesn't describe the volume or quality of the lore. "20 years" of spider man comics would actually mean something because comic books tend to be released on a weekly or monthly basis, so if a comic book runs for "20 years" it would have 1000 chapters, this is not the case with books.

> as opposed to being unplanned at first and then having lore extrapolated from the original in snippets for further installments
>implying grrm planned everything in advance
He probably spends enormous amounts of time and energy thinking about the books, ASOIAF is his greatest work and all he has going on in life, but don't believe for a second he's not making this shit up as he goes along.
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>>71157130
>sleeps with 10/10e
Selyse isn't that bad but Melly is 90 year old lol.
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>>71157190
>>71157130
>>71157195

we see you
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>>71156650
Charging calvary into a city has to do something
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>>71157130

S is for SLEEPS with the fishes
T is for TORCHED shireen
A is for turned his daughter into ASHES
N is for NO heir
N is for NO head
I is for INCINERATED his daugher
S is for SHIREEN'S murderer
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>>71156650
>bookautists are too stupid to understand a simple scene like the harpies killing civilians
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>>71157103
I want to lick the sweat out of Doreah
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>>71157190
he's still alive, fuck off Jon autist, go back to Tumblr.

He will return amidst salt and smoke and kill Jon MEMERS and destroy the white walkers

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
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>>71157218
>not the superior Irri
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>>71157214
>cancer tripfaggot defending that terrible scene

kill yourself but first go back to /sp/ faggot
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GRRM has confirmed that Arya, Bran, and Jon are essentially one person
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>>71157210
Kek
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>>71157218
Irri is superior and you know it
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>>71157210
>>71157195
>>71157130
>>71157223
This is why we're banned off season
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>>71157210
DELETE THIS

IF I EVER HAVE SEX I WILL NAME MY HEIR STANNIS
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Promise me, Ned
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>>71156322
Imagine the feminist outcry when Jon thrusts his sword into Sansa's chest as a sacrfice to run his sword into Lightbringer? Jon is Azor Ahai and Sansa will be his Nissa Nissa. Tumblr and HuffPo will shit themselves

>WHY DOES THE MALE HAVE TO BE THE HERO. SANSA LITERALLY DID EVERYTHING, AND WON THE BATTLE WITH HIS SMARTS. WHY SHOULD THE BOSS-ASS LADY HAVE TO DIE FOR THE BORING WHITE MALE BASTARD TO BE THE HERO (WHO HAS FUCKED UP EVERYTHING HE HAS EVER TOUCHED....HE COULDNT TELL HIS MEN WOULD TURN ON HIM, HE CHARGED INTO THE BOLTON ARMY, SHOWING HIS LACK OF STRATEGIC WITS WHEN COMPARED TO HIS SISTER) UNTIL WHEN WILL WE CONTINUE TO ACCEPT, AS A SOCIETY, THAT ONLY MEN CAN BE HEROES AND THAT WOMEN CAN ONLY BE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT?

The meltdown is going to be hilarious bros. Just wait
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>>71157190
you can't seriously think a stannisfan posted that.
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>>71157214
Not knowing the context of tripfags comment but...shut up, retard.
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STENNIS LE MENNIS

THE ONE TRUE MEMER
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>>71157255
Yup. If anyone wonders, this is nearly exactly why the general was banned. Nothing but pure autistic shitposting.
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IF THIS POST GETS DUBS THEN JON SNOW AND LYANNA "BEARLOLI" MORMONT GET MARRIED
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>>71157255
Because of GAY JON MEMERS insulting the Mannis and getting mad in every thread LMAO

Maybe Brienne can become part of his Kingsguard desu
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>>71156203
>wed
Salsa
>bed
Bran
>behead
Arya
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this thread is going places
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>>71157239
Don't bother with him, he has an IQ around 80.
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>>71157294
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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Why do we pretend she's ugly, again?
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>>71157256
This post is proof that Stannisfriends are autistic to an almost absurd degree
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>>71157279
its the jonautist. Dont reply. Just look at >>71157106 and compare.
>>
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Why'd Sansa go from this
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>>71157234
>>71157253
doreah is a 12/10

irri is a 8/10 which is great for an half-nigger but still not anywhere near Doreah
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>>71157291
let me help you anon
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>>71156993
underrated poast
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>>71156215
WHO THE FOOK ARE YOU?
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STANNIS
TA
N
I
S
A
N
I
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>>71157319
>>71157256

we see you
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>>71157291
kys already
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Thread ruined by stannisautists
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>>71157291
yfw bearloli will develop a crush on Jon in the show. it will be a little comic relief on the side.
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>>71157319
REEEEEE
REDDIT JON MEMER F*CK OFF
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Made some dragon webms
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I'd be pretty pissed off if I had to dig trenches IN THE FROZEN EARTH to defend the flanks only for the dip shit commander to charge out on his own and force the battle yards away.

baka
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>>71157276
AZOR JON
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>>71157315
They're memers. Tall girls are fucking grand.
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>>71157315
Because we'll never get to wreck that sweet pink butthole.
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To this when she saw Jon was still alive?
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>>71157315
Literally Jessica rabbit.

I bet her minge stinks
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>>71157291
they are about the same height
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>>71157363
Cringe post desu.
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>>71157091
I just want you to know, from one Isaac fan to another, you are the most BASED branbro on the Internet, senpai.
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>>71157319
This, Fuck off Stannis autist

He's dead, move on
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>>71156993
I LOL'd.
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>>71157330
Maisie sex tape when?
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>>71157210
>torched shireen
>incinerated shireen
>murdered shireen
a bit repetitive don't you think mayte?

3/10 try again
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>>71157376
Darth Sansa when?
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>>71157137
he's talking to the poster, not the character, you son of a whore
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> did i just crown an anime-tier villain

> am i about to get warlocked to death

> what have i done

god Euron capturing a dragon or two is going to be fucking FIRE television
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>>71157291
> fake lyanna marries Jon
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>>71157365
>>71157405
we see you
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>>71157417
THIS

HOLY SHIT JON AUTISTS BTFO AGAIN LMAO

STANNIS LE MANNIS IS OUR GUY
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>>71156436

You think they've fucked?

Who's the bottom? Isac?
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>>71157420
Either way.
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>>71157423
RUSTY. IRON. HINGE.
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>>71157417
True. I was trying to figure out how to work kinslaying into it, but nothing came to mind.
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Who else thinks jon and sansa will have a falling out soon?
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>>71156518
holy shit this episode looks like its going to be as epic as the time when walter white blew up tuco with chemistry or when omar is coming in the wire
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>>71157441
we see you
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Ignore the stannis autist false flagging as a jon autist false flagging as a stannis autist

He has transcended human shitposting and interacting with him just feeds his power
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>>71157019
>Not KhaleesiForceOne
Disappointing.
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>>71157477
I'd come in her wire, if you know what I mean.
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>>71157376

because Jon complicates her plan. he needed to die and he didn't.

she rused him into pressing on to winterfell, and hoped he would die so she could be the hero with an army of her own.

now she has to work with jon getting oaths of fealty etc. the northerners will make him the king in the north when she wanted the spot.
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>>71157474
They won't.

He's a retard who cares about family too much
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>>71157477
YEAH MR. WIGHT! YEAH SCIENCE!
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>>71156368
Does he get the vagoo also
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>>71157488
>stannis autist false flagging as a jon autist false flagging as a stannis autist
Wow someone actually figured it out.
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>>71157276
>sansa is nissa nissa
>jon X sansa is the strongest love in the world

Why not have Pod being AA and that whore he fucked once be Nissa Nissa?

Jon barely even like Sansa.
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>>71156518
why does Daenerys get so many final scenes and they always suck ass
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>>71157519
friendly reminder, all animu reaction posts are Bradamante, regardess of trip.
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>>71157534
It's shitposts all the way down.
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