ITT: Characters you have considered masturbating to
Not quite a character, but I'd eat cake out of her ass crack.
>>71153716
'considered'
>>71153716
She's in her undies towards the end of that, why the fuck wouldn't you?
>>71155314
Those fake brownies make her seem like such a dumb cunt.
>>71155656
Kek, I like how everyone instantly recognizes those lame ass value pack brownies. Where the hell do they even come from though?
>>71153716
>considered
You a fag or something?
>>71155735
>>71155314
>nuts in brownies
That's how I know it's a trick
>>71155894
Go back to fat reddit
>>71155840
>people eat these disgusting things pumped with GMO, bleach, processed sugars and other chemicals & dyes
>>71155935
I used to masturbate to his character in Monk.
>>71155967
sorry, la, i was just trying to be edgy. but
>I used to masturbate to his character in Monk.
wew.
>>71155949
yeah I'm sure a couple of minced cashews will REALLY make 'em healthier.
>>71156164
>considered
please, you've gone all the way.
>>71156296
Who is this semen demon?
>>71156202
not him, but is there anyone on this board who hasn't?
>>71156752
I honestly never even considered it.
>>71153819
Ashes to Ashes?
>>71157269
That's Jared Leto in Dallas Buyer's Club.
>>71155314
>that's the decoy
Fuck off. My friend interviewed for that role and she looks so much younger.
>>71155314
you know what, I don't even want this brownie anymore
>>71157382
Is your friend single?
>masturbating to scenes in movies
>masturbating to fully clothed women
>masturbating to anything other than your imagination or porn videos
Milf mode activated
I'd like to lay my head in her lap and suck her tits while she stroked my hair
I'd like to sniff her butt
I'd like to fuck her missionary for the sake or reproduction
>>71157913
>tfw huge milf fetish
Where does one even meet older women who would be interested in fucking a 20 year old guy?
>>71157971
Just ask your mommy to smoke weed and netflix n chill
>>71157913
>>71157971
Laura Dern was 25 when she played Ellie...
>>71157913
>>71157971
She was in her 20s in this movie though
>>71155954
really bad for you and your arteries.
>>71158049
>>71158071
>mfw I know a real 26 year old with a similar mom face
She is still milf mode. She looks late 30s. Plus she's like 5'10.
>>71157913
>retards thinking JP Laura Dern beats BV
Minor differences aside, she looks great in both.
>>71158005
But seriously
I would kill to be able to fuck a woman in her late 30s or 40s
All the time. literally every day, the best days of my life are when she has a new photoshoot come out
>>71158370
Any good pics of her arm hair?
>>71158404
She doesnt have arm hair
Not necessarily in the movie, but I've thought about her doing some LEWD shit to me
>>71155314
>take a seat over there
>>71155314
>filename
Smiled.
>>71153716
>Kirsten Dunst
>>71153878
Yeah I'd get in her lad.
>>71157823
Muh muh muh MOOOMMMMYYY
>>71156441
Willam Belli
