How could this possibly work?
aunt may is a gay
i should know
im spider gay
because her pussy is bomb and the director don't give a care
I wanna sex up Marissa Tomei so bad.
It takes place right after Peter's parents are killed on an expedition in South America.
who' the villain in this one? maybe the villain starts dating peter's aunt or something, then fucks shit up. i mean why cast marissa just to be some useless aunt in the background.
>>71141189
fuck off Marissa can be Peter parker if she wants to.
>>71141189
How many teenagers have a 70+ aunt anyway?
She was always way too old in the comics.
Indian Summer can play her in the porn parody.
>>71141506
Wew!
>don't do it Peter
![OctopusAndAuntMay_9306[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HFSL9JJ.jpg "OctopusAndAuntMay_9306[1].jpg")
>>71141439
>who' the villain in this one? maybe the villain starts dating peter's aunt or something
Well funny you should say that..
>>71141506
is that a filter or something making it grainy
>>71141595
Why is she so cute?
>>71141621
it's zoomed in i'm pretty sure.
>>71141512
>not Alexa Tomas
Peter is younger
>>71141595
She looks mindbrokenand that is my fetish
>>71141676
>Peter is younger
Peter was 15-16 in the original comics and she and uncle ben were old as fuck then too.
>>71141481
I figured she was Peters great aunt. You still call your granparents siblings aunt/uncle but they're once removed.
>>71141676
Peter is in high school at the beginning of every reboot and the comics. The actors just keep getting younger.
>>71141788
>I figured she was Peters great aunt.
Uncle Ben was Richard Parker's brother.
>>71141590
How and why did Octopus start courting aunt May again?
>>71141481
This, she's an aunt, not a grandma. I'm uncle to 5 kids, oldest one is only 5 years younger than me
>>71141831
>>71141767
yeah but in the comics high school kids are drawn looking like grown ass men
>>71141189
She's a normal age to have a fifteen year old nephew. Some years older than my aunt was when I was fifteen, in fact. Traditional comics May is just way too old, even for an "older" aunt.
![648331dabda86128ef90337465cba789[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Js2MymB.jpg "648331dabda86128ef90337465cba789[1].jpg")
>>71141834
I think you know.
>>71141879
No they're not.
>>71141879
>yeah but in the comics high school kids are drawn looking like grown ass men
there was very little body diversity in the golden age. Everyone followed a template so every character looked like a linebacker.
>>71141439
>>71141590Not just dating.
>>71141834
Otto learned that May had somehow inherited a nuclear reactor and wanted to get his hands on it by legal means (re: marrying May).
>>71141189
>idk, but i'm sure she'll make a lot of preteens get into incest porn
>>71141848
>>71141832
>>71141481
Wow dumb fucks that can't into maths. If your YOUNGER sibling has a child, then you'll be older.
If Ben Parker was at least 10 years older than Richard who, from ASM2 scenes looked at least 40+ when Peter was about 8 or so, it's easy enough for Aunt May to be in her late 50s/60s when Spiderman is set.
Hint: there's 15 years between my mom and her oldest sister.
>>71141992
>guy says aunt may was a great aunt
>point out he's wrong
>LOL MATHS DUMMIES
Cunt.
>>71141189
Peter's still young in this adaptation. They're both going to get old.
>>71142092
Stay salty scrublord
>>71141189
Sex sells?
>>71142136
>salty
>scrublord
Back to summer school.
>>71141992
>Hint: there's 15 years between my mom and her oldest sister.
I'm 27 and my youngest sibling is 6. My parents should have read stuff about family planning.
>>71142281
So imagine your sibling has a kid when they are 30. When that kid is 15, you'll be 66. Easily Aunt May age.
>>71141189
I'm pretty sure Aunt May looks that old in the comics because when it was first being made the artist was never told her relation and believed it to be Peters Grandmother.
Tomei casting is only having it make more sense.
>>71142321
Aunt May usually looks 80.
>Marisa Tomei will be 52 this year
What went so fucking right?
>>71142439
When you reach 50s or 60s, you can easily look really older than your age. It's when skin problems pop up a lot from what your skin went through when you were younger.tfw you're now religiously putting sunblock, moisturizer, korean face masks, etc
>Spider-Man is a little kid
>Aunt May no longer fuckable
we live in the darkest timeline.
>>71142593
Same here. All about that snail goo life now.
>>71142843
emu oil is best
>>71143021
Why wouldn't it? It worked for Frozen.
>>71142993
Is that a thing now?
Reminder that based Tomei has no kids to ruin her body/mind
>>71141189
how old is your aunt? 100? or a reasonable age?
>>71141189
>Peter, don't...
>Don't do this Peter.... Peter.........
>>71143021
Oh my god, she is so beautiful.
>>71143021
>Aunt May and NOT Peter Parker anal creampie
>>71141595
>>71143021
oh man
>>71143021
>>71142843
>All about that snail goo life now.
Preach, my brother.
>>71142993
Haven't tried emu but I've used argan oil for years and I like it.
>>71143841
I would watch that.
This is Aunt May in the cartoons now. She has been getting younger in every media for quite a while.
>>71144153
Can't wait until she is retconned as being the youngest of distant in age siblings and is only 4 years older than Peter.
>>71141189
it annoyed me they didn't even bother giving her even grey highlights or something.
>>71142570
what normie websites make these pictures? why are they trying to pretend they "know le comics" and using old ass aunt may first comic pics, when the 30 plus years there's been young aunt Mays.
>>71143021
Jesus hell man, and shes like, 50!?!?!?!
>>71141189
It's done so that she's close enough in age and attractive enough for there to be sexual tension between her and Tony Stark. They won't actually have sex though. But Tony knows Peter is paranoid they will, and it keeps him off balance and helps Tony to manipulate him.
>>71143021
>This is what Peter wakes up to every morning.
>>71141189
>How could this possibly work?
Simple:
>Tobey's Spider-man is canon
>Aunt May twisted her ankle
>To fix this, Peter made a deal with Mephisto, that unravelled the fabric of space time, and turned him into a young kid, Aunt May into a babe, and everyone was okay with it
It happens all the time in comics
We'll learn all about it in Phase 5, where it will be revealed that the Blue Meanies were behind it all, lead by Papa Smurf.
>>71141189
What is more normal OP, an aunt being 20-30 years older than her nephew or 50-60?
>>71145595
But the actress doesn't have grey highlights? She still looks old with the lines on her face. You gotta notice that.
>>71145635
>what normie websites make these pictures?
>maxresdefault.jpg
It's a Youtube thumbnail.
There's an Italian milf at work with a tight body and great ass
I need her, give me some tips lads. Need to hurry before Nige deports her after we leave the EU
>>71144153
Looks like my lesbian aunt.
>>71146642
I want to be lesbians with your aunt.
>>71146559
ask her if she wants to get lunch. do this a bunch of times and eventually get her into a picnic in a park and give her a foot massage.
>>71146559
tell her you're hungry and she'll whip you up a nice pot of pasta. then you can say you "brought the meat" and that's when you unzip your pants and show her your willy.
>>71141189
I love how nobody gives a shit about that one, I guess everybody's too busy fapping.
Poor old ladies, they don't even have associations and lobbies to annoy us about diversity.
I'm pretty sure at least everyone in this thread has now pictured Marisa/Aunt May being dicked by this cheeky fucker.
>Peter come and rub Aunt Mays feet
>>71147204
>>71147120
He looks like a round Anton Yelchin
