Quipkino confirmed.
"Batman Meets The Flash"
>Barry Allen arrives at his apartment. The walls are lined with televisions and the space is filled with gadgets Barry has created. Bruce Wayne is waiting for it and flips the switch on the circuit breaker that powers the apartment, revealing himself.
BRUCE: Barry Allen, I'm Bruce Wayne.
BARRY: You say it as if it's normal for me to walk in and find a complete stranger sitting in my second favorite chair.
>Bruce shows Barry a printout of the footage of Barry foiling a robbery in a convenience store.
BRUCE: Is this you?
BARRY: I'm afraid you're looking for someone who looks a lot like me, but definitely isn't me. Long hair, kinda' hippie. He looks like a very attractive Jewish boy.
>Bruce plays the surveillance footage recovered from LexCorp.
BARRY: He drinks milk, though. I don’t drink milk.
BRUCE: I know you have abilities, I just don't know what they are.
BARRY: My special skills include viola, web design, fluent in sign-language, gorilla sign-language…
>Bruce points to the prototype suit hidden in the living room.
BRUCE: Silicon-based sand coarse fabric. Abrasion-resistant. Heat-resistant.
BARRY: I'm into competitive ice dancing.
BRUCE: This is used on the space shuttles to prevent them from burning up upon re-entry.
BARRY: It's very competitive ice dancing. Look, man, I don’t know who you are but whoever you’re looking for, it’s not me.
>Bruce throws a batrang at Barry's face. Barry perceives it in slow-motion. Time freezes as Barry moves out of the way and stops the batrang mid-flight, then returns to normal speed and faces Bruce.
BARRY: So you're Batman.
BRUCE: So you're fast.
BARRY: That's an oversimplification.
BRUCE: Listen, I’m putting together a team of people with special abilities. I believe enemies are coming, and I...
BARRY: Stop. I'm in.
BRUCE: Just like that?
BARRY: I need friends.
BRUCE: Great.
>Beat. Barry points to the batrang.
BARRY: So... Can I keep this?
"GCPD Rooftop".
>Commissioner James Gordon stands on the edge of the rooftop of the Gotham City Police Department, with the Batsignal behind him shining in the night sky. Batman emerges from the shadows.
GORDON: How many do you have?
BATMAN: Not enough.
>Wonder Woman and the Flash emerge from the smoke billowing from the ventilation shafts.
BATMAN: What have you got?
GORDON: Another scientist has been kidnapped here in Gotham. Multiple eyewitnesses claim it was the same creature that was seen in Metropolis.
BATMAN: The bad guy's flying monkeys.
GORDON: That makes it eight abductions in three days.
>Cyborg unexpectedly arrives.
CYBORG: Nine. The head of S.T.A.R. Labs was taken last night. I'm here to help.
>Wonder Woman smiles.
GORDON: I've triangulated the creatures' movements based on the eyewitnesses' reports, but they don't appear to following any sort of pattern. They don't converge anywhere.
CYBORG: That's because they converge underground. The tunnel on Stryker's Island. They're nested there.
GORDON: That tunnel has been incomplete for decades. You'll need a probe to find them.
>Batman smiles.
BATMAN: I got something better.
>Gordon begins making a speech about the city and how the dangers they're facing are becoming increasingly stranger, expecting to turn around and find the others gone. When he does, however, the Flash is still there, while Batman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg have departed.
GORDON: You still there.
FLASH: Yeah... Wait, they all left? Wow, that's... rude.
>>71137964
>Long hair, kinda' hippie. He looks like a very attractive Jewish boy.
Like Jesus? Is Snyder seeding our expectations? Will Superman return with long hair?
"Stryker's Island"
>Batman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg venture into the abandoned tunnel at Stryker's Island with the Crawler, while the Flash runs ahead, scouting the area for enemies. They come upon a narrow end, where they are unexpectedly ambushed by Parademons.
>Batman uses the Crawler's flamethrowers to torch the attacking Parademons, but the attack initiates a flood that begins to sweep up the tunnels. Batman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg depart the Crawler, which is destroyed, and join the Flash as they prepare to battle the hordes of Parademons hidden in the structure. Aquaman will join them.
>>71138016
If Thor can do it so can Superman!
>>71137964
Does he catch on fire when he moves out of the way of the batarang? Because he's NOT wearing the suit.
>>71138093
>while the Flash runs ahead, scouting the area for enemies. They come upon a narrow end, where they are unexpectedly ambushed by Parademons.
Before any asksboom tube teleportation
Gadot is a horrible actor whoever decided to give her a solo movie should be shot
>>71138215
it's extended distance running that causes the friction burn, not moving 2 feet out of the way of a batarang in a tiny apartment, even the TV show Barry can maintain a decent speed without burning his clothes
>>71138231
Nope.
>>71137964
>Barry Allen, I'm Bruce Wayne.
>>71138280
Nope to what? That's how parademons get around.
>>71138316
But not in the scene.
>>71138325
Well it'd make sense that's how they get ambushed despite Flash scouting ahead but you're probably right, maybe they de-cloak or some shit.
>>71137964
>very attractive Jewish boy.
>>71137964
Moo
Dr Flash, I am Justice League
>>71139563
Detective Allen would also have worked.
>>71137964
It'll still be dark and edgy. Just with a few quips. Marvel is finished regardless
Marvel invited quips, yes
>>71137964
My god, literally every line spoken by Barry is a quip. Fucking hell. Even Peter Parker wasnt this parodical when he first met Stark.
>>71137964
BvS was made to fix the problems with MoS and was shit. Justice is being made to fix the problems with BvS. So what horrendous problems with JL have and how will they attempt to "fix them" with the next DC film?
>>71139736
Also Peter is 15-16, this is a grownass man who works for the police.
Pretty much shitting on Justice League's Flash
https://youtu.be/ub1PuT8Iavw?t=3m25s
>I need friends
like fuck off.
>>71139785
It's going to try too hard to quip and will come off redundant. Theyre just scrambling trying to do what they can to appease the casual audiences and the movie will suffer for it. Zach Snyder just isn't right for the job and it's going to take another flop to convince Warner bros.
>>71137964
>>>Beat. Barry points to the batrang.
>
>BARRY: So... Can I keep this?
I bet this is plot relevant
>>71137974
>>Cyborg unexpectedly arrives.
>
>CYBORG: Nine. The head of S.T.A.R. Labs was taken last night. I'm here to help.
>
>>Wonder Woman smiles.
to the breeding grounds...
>>71137964
There is no way that is real
>>71139937
>Flash cuts a bad guy into a million pieces with it
Source.
>>71137964
At least it's quality quips and not cringe inducing one liners like Marvel
>>71139970
Stuckmann back to his ol tricks
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/06/21/a-hater-tours-the-justice-league-set
http://www.slashfilm.com/justice-league-set-visit/
>>71139967
BORGED
You know, before watching BvS i might have gave a damned about this. Now i want nothing more than this movie to fail just as spectacularly because it's hilarious watching the memes and the kinoposters going wild.
>>71139988
>At least it's quality quips
>HOW RUDE
>>71139988
>BARRY: I'm into competitive ice dancing.
BRUCE: This is used on the space shuttles to prevent them from burning up upon re-entry.
BARRY: It's very competitive ice dancing.
>this is ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''quality'''''''''''''''''''''''
>>71137964
>He looks like a very attractive Jewish boy.
oyyyy veyyyy
>>71140038
Yes Justice League by DC comics will fail spectacularly to Marvel®'s Avengers® : Infinity War® ! I hope no one will be watching any movies released by DC comics and instead watch the superior features released by Marvel® Comics!
>>71139988
Have you received your High Horse Award yet?
>>71137964
Christ that's a fountain of quips, man. That's a geyser! I mean, whoa, daddy, stand back, man. Shit.
>>71140126
Boy, you DCucks really are salty.
>>71139967
Hitting those showers....with no survivors!
>>71140126
This much salt ain't good for your blood pressure.
>>71137964
>gorilla sign-language
Clever.
>>71139878
Snyder doesn't write the script you fucking retard.
What's the fucking release date of that shit?
>>71142515
Who gives a fuck
>>71142550
I do, I want to download it.
This seems great desu
>>71142561
September 2025
>>71137964
This dialogue is so bad that I'm convinced JL will give us the next gen's "For you".
>>71142906
Snyder and company aren't even funny bad. They're just...bad.
>>71139988
>quality quips
>>71139736
>>71139873
You guys know about one 30 second scene, Jesus.
>>71139988
quality quips in Gorilla sign language
>>71137964
Wait, this isn't a meme, this really is a scene in the movie?
Jesus Christ, I thought this was a joke.
Tell me is it real? Sauce?
>this movie has too many quips
>>71137964
oh my this will kill the DCCU.
None of that was funny. Just random.
>>71139988
IT'S OK WHEN DC DOES IT
>>71139988
You do realize you just called a fake scene some anon wrote quality just to shit on marvel, right
>>71142670
Nice
YOU'RE A FAST GUY
FOR BATMAN
>>71137964
rebbitor detected. only reddit fags use subject line
idiot
>>71137964
>Barry doesn't know who billionaire superstar Bruce Wayne is
>>71137974
You JUST KNOW she got BLACKED
>>71137964
> barry allen, i'm bruce wayne
> I'm not alone? uuh, you don't get to sit in my second favorite chair
> that's not your chair. is this you?
> and why would I tell you?
> they look like you, the long haired, jewish, the masked boy
> Milk?
> I know you are fast
> the abilities I just filed with the agency include viola, web design, fluent sign-language, gorilla sign language, but not speed
> first you talk, then you get to be hired. who paid you to grab this suit? you didn't hide it so well. want to try explaining next? tell me about the suit, why is it heat-resistant? a lot of silicon for a coarse fabric
> well, perhaps I'm wondering why you would ask about my suit, before asking me about my ice dancing
> at least now you seem willing to talk. who are you
> it doesn't matter who I am, what matters is the dancing. no one cared who I was till I put on the moves
> if I threw this batarang at you would you die?
> it would be extremely slow
> you're a fast guy!
> UUUU
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Criminology, and I’ve been involved in numerous timeline changing paradoxes on the DCU, and I have over 300 confirmed evil speedster rogues. I am trained in gorilla sign-language and I’m the top speedster in the entire DCU. You are nothing to me but just another father figure. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scientists in STAR Labs and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in competitive ice dancing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Central City Police Department and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>71143282
It's not fake
>>71143429
>you didn't hide it so well
lost it
>>71137964
Part of this is from freaking smallville when superman meet kid flash
>>71143429
>>71143550
>>71143282
Stupid fucks
>Justice League’s japes certainly seem like a U-turn from Batman v Superman’s mirthless malaise. Both the rooftop scene we saw being filmed and the finished footage we watched – of Bruce Wayne breaking into Barry Allen’s apartment to enrol him for Justice League – had pronounced comical touches, mostly due to Ezra Miller’s wisecracking. That apartment scene, in fact, was spookily similar to Captain America: Civil War’s Peter Parker scene, in which Tony Stark similarly enrols a quippy kid to join his team. "I know you have abilities. I just don’t know what they are," says Bruce. "My special skills include viola, web design, fluent in sign language," says Barry, batting him off. "Gorilla sign language." Bruce quizzes him on the Flash suit by the wall. "Silicon based quartz fabric. Heat resistant," he says. "Yeah, counters Barry, "I do competitive ice dancing."
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/features/set-justice-league-21-things-need-know/
>>71137964
>BRUCE: Listen, I’m putting together a team of people with special abilities. I believe enemies are coming, and I...
Surprisingly this is the most embarrassing line there
>>71138210
Long hair is norse style.
>>71143618
goodness me, thats much worse than Marvel quips ever! Thats just bad!
>>71137964
lol so bad it's funny.
>>71143653
Also the fact that he doesn't give a fuck about his secret ID
>I'm Bruce Wayne and I'm the Batman, wanna join?
>>71137964
Stuckmann's lines wouldn't look out of place in that script. That's how bad it is.
>mfw I just realized batman gave away his secret identity to fucking wonderwoman
>>71144589
Tell that to Grodd's snapped banana.
Remember how all the quips in Batman v Superman were terrible?
Now imagine a movie filled with those.
>>71143429
Yes epic I like it
>>71144620
It really seems like she knew before the party, why else would she snatch the hacking device from him?
>not knowing what a quip is
Narvel has truly ruined you. Making jokes in the middle of dramatic battles and tense moments is a quip.
Just making jokes is just called humor
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
>>71137964
Literally how iron man recruits spiderman in the latest marvel film.
DC scraping the bottom of the barrel yet again
>>71143618
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DC JUST STOP
>>71143618
difference between the 2 scenes is that scene of recruiting Flash will actually belong in the plot instead of being a shamless corporate mandate.
Lol they didnt even attempt to explain why Iron Man, War Machine, Black Panther, Widow and The Vision needed a ringer.
>>71145044
It's starting to get really sad.
>>71145064
>a shamless corporate mandate
I know, right?
>>71145087
It's Ted Cruz campaign territory at this point.
>>71137974
>BATMAN: The bad guy's flying monkeys.
QUIPKINO CONFIRMED
>>71137964
>The Flash needs heat resistant clothes to keep them on when going SUPAR SPEEDU.
>People don't burn up when he runs them around the globe at 32 trillion times the speed of light.
My God I hate comics.
>DCucks go on and on about how Man of Steel and Batman v Superman are great because they're "mature" films that aren't full of quips
>Justice League is going to be just as quipy as Marvel shit
>Suicide Squad will probably be full of quips too
>mfw DCucks do a total 180 on quips and say that DC movies are more fun than Marvel movies
>>71144831
because she was also trying to hack luthor
bitch had no idea about the batman shit, why the fuck did he reveal his shit to her off screen
>>71145444
The only one quipping is Flash and he has always been like that
>>71145113
>characterizes/validates Lex's paranoia
>provides plot thread between Diana and Bruce
This is bare minimum
Write bare minimum rationale for Spider-Man in Civil War. 2 greentexts is all I ask
>>71139639
>>71145534
>"FUCK MARVEL MOVIES! QUIPS ARE SHIT!"
>DC movies start using tons of quips
>"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH QUIPS! MARVEL DIDN'T INVENT QUIPS!"
You DCucks are just as pathetic and hypocritical as console wars faggots.
>>71145444
See >>71144914
And delete your Trump image now!
>>71145534
>BATMAN: The bad guy's flying monkeys.
>>71145534
>Flash has always quipped
Found the millennial
>>71145616
>And delete your Trump image now!
No, I hope Trump deports all of you capeshitters to Mexico.
>>71145677
Fuck trump ya fucking faggot!
>>71145677
Delete. That. Right. Now!
>>71145701
I bet you're going to vote for Shillary, you disgusting capeshitter.
>>71145753
And your a gigantic faggot!
>>71138245
You mean gassed
What kinda frabchise ya want fammm
DEPORT CAPESHIT! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>71145741
No.
>>71145786
Are you a Muslim or an illegal Mexican?
>>71145810
JUST QUIP MY SHIT UP
at least dc stays true to their characters
wtf? The Flash is the quick-witted trickster of the league, theres no reason for him not to quip
>>71137964
Is this even confirmed? I mean I can actually believe them saying this.
Gal Gadot?
she will be deported
Only real americans are allowed
>>71145632
This sounds more like Batman condescending the enemies
>>71145647
>Found the millennial
>Millenials
>Born between 1982 - 2004
Good job faggot, you just pointed out every single person on this fucking website
>>71147175
speak for yourself
Is that fucking Ryan Reynolds dressed as Batman?
>>71137964
J
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Ohhhh Boy
THANK YOU BASED MARVEL
>>71145555
To set up spiderman movie into the MCU. Yeah, it's corporate as in "mavel and sony are working togheter". The youtube clip scene was also a corporate decision by DC so people expect the next movies. That was the final reason, for both franchises.
>characterizes/validates Lex's paranoia
This is far fetched and merely a fan speculation, many people will disregard this. I don't, I agree with you, that scene could have been played differently or insinuated by Lex later, but it could explain lex's paranoia.
>provides plot thread between Diana and Bruce
This is weak. The scene itself is almost fine, it lasted too long. The thing that kills it is that it was shown before a big battle. We didn't needed to see this there. Also, WW decided to leave on a plane after watching this footage like wtf? you wanted those videos for a reason and now you leave to your country like "welp, i guess im not needed". Then she comes back after watching tv, which is stupid but oh well.
Now, why would spiderman be in civil war.
>Tony has made the decision to side with the sokovia accords but still troubled by this decision.
>You see him uneasy during Ross visit and then when Steve and him talk before mentioning Wanda been contained
>He wonders why Peter is saving people, he clearly is a gifted kid and he points out that by asking him how does his web work and before that by giving him a scholarship insinuating a prior background check.
>Peter stops quipping and explains him in a more than convincing way that great power comes great responsability
So basically Steve got the "No, you move" speech to cement his ideas while Tony got the uncle Ben phrase to cement his own. You might like or not that rationale, but that is what you asked.
>>71137964
you guys don't seem to understand that you can be serious and appealing to all ages at the same time
pic fucking related
>>71139988
Jesus fuck.. right when I was convinced DC damage control posting was a fucking meme. Have some self respect
