HARRY GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DID YOU PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS NAME IN THE PIECE OF FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE YOU SHIT EATING GNAT!!!!?!?!
>>71136654
HOWEVER
sure, if they have trains and cars, why not guns?
>>71136654
The nearly dead dumbledore's replacement
>>71136707
in the books it said sirius was killing people with a "metal wand" that most people said was just a gun
>HOWEVER
Will this replace kino as the new meme of the month?
>>71136751
one can only hope
>>71136743
They told the muggles he was killing people with a gun. Wizards didn't know wtf this was so someone put it in terms of being like a metal wand.
>>71136654
why do the wizards just not use a gun?
>take time casting a spell that could fuck YOU up instead of the opponent
>instead of just pulling out a gun and shooting the fucker in the face
>>71137029
the whole series is dumb. voldemort just asks a teacher how to become immortal and he's like
>but surely you're not...
>oh, i'm just asking how it works in theory.
>Great! How about a nice cup of tea?
>>71137385
It's pretty heavily implied that Slughorn was fucking Riddle. Thats why he told him, to keep him quiet.
>It's a "Gandalf orders the teachers to gas the Slytherin Barracks with Zyklon B" episode
>>71137524
Yeah, but still. It means random students could relatively easily find out how to become fucking immortal. That shit should be kept beyond their reach no matter what.
>>71137547
>it's a "Dumbledore locks himself on top of Sarumans rooftop to create a casus belli against Isengard episode
>>71137385
>>71137558
It's an incredibly difficult and painful piece of magic that involves killing somebody. Slughorn had no reason to suspect his star pupil, who had a completely clean record, was seriously considering doing it. And he hardly walked him through the step-by-step process.
>>71137547
>>71137605
>its a redditors invade /tv/ marathon
>>71137524
>It's pretty heavily implied that Slughorn was fucking Riddle
Seriously?
>>71137685
No. Ignore the pedos.
>>71137622
>It's an incredibly difficult piece of magic
>Slughorn had no reason to suspect his star pupil
>Slughorn had no reason to suspect his star pupil could possibly have any interest in dark magic even if his mother was a whore who used evil magic on her husband who ran away and he was totally unloved throughout his entire life
It's dumb.I get Hogwarts is just a school for kids but they're teaching them extremely dangerous things. I'm surprised this didn't happen all the time considering they can easily use their magic for evil.
>>71137685
Well kind of. I don't remember the specifics, but something Rowling released in Pottermore about Slughorn was interpreted by the fans as the Slug Club being a kind of grooming circle. It was released around the time people found out that 90% of the BBC and British government are molesting children.
>>71136654
Damn Raimi, I think this was a little bit over the top but I guess these were just different times.
>>71137385
The point of him asking was more to ask what would happen if you split your soul into seven, not to ask how to do it. It's pretty much stated that he already knew how to make one when he asked.
But idk if that's what it's like in the movies, I haven't seen them in ages
>>71137777
Albusposting will be this board's salvation
Oh no a wizard book for children doesn't make perfect sense.
>>71137872
Oh no books for children should all be poorly written and stupid. fuck off
>>71137921
The shouldn't but most are and spending your time reading the good ones is much better use of your time than complaining about the shit ones unless you're a literal fucking retard.
/fmg/ - failed memes general
>>71137960
So, complaining about people talking about a bad book series meant for children is a better way to spend your time?
>>71138029
Pretty much yeah.
>snape could you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>71138071
It seems awful similar to shitposting to me.
>>71137921
>he thinks logic is the most important thing in a work of art
>>71138133
It's nice that you can't read. It's so brave you're trying.
>>71138192
>he can't follow a conversation
>he doesn't know what context or subtext are
>>71138219
So brave
>>71137385
Remember the time the twins almost killed Ron by forcing him to make an unbreakable vow? Wands are more dangerous than guns but they give them to 10 year olds. Is Rowling a liberetardian or something?
>>71138219
this man is fearless
>>71136980
In England? I thought guns were banned there?
>>71138345
So is cocaine but that doesn't stop people getting it
>>71136980
>Wizards didn't know wtf this was
Are they literally retarded?
>>71138345
Yeah, cocaine is illegal in usa too but surely there's no cocaine around...
>>71138398
He isn't but you obviously are. Wizards are cut off from the rest of the world, they have no idea what a gun is. So they had it explained as "metal wand".
How would a wizard with spec ops training and muggle tech fare in the wizarding world?
>>71138301
Remember how the twins saw Ron sleeping with Peter Pettigrew from 11-13 and didn't say a word?
>>71138761
You know damn well how it'd go..
>>71138345
>ACCIO GUN
>>71138761
Badly, because you're mixing together two completely separate universes to create shitty fanfiction.
Moo
>>71138345
That's what made him so terrifying. Even the police couldn't stop him.
>>71138684
>Wizards are cut off from the rest of the world
What the fuck? Most(?) of them literally live in the normal world.
>>71138761
Rowling has said in an all out war, muggles would win.
>>71138867
Arthur Weasley, the fucking head of misuse of muggle objects department has no fucking clue what electricity, rubber ducks or any other muggle technology is. Wizards simply don't mix with muggles, it has been established again and again in the books.
>>71138869
link?
>>71138961
Though that's kind of strange seeing as there are so few purebloods. A decent number of wizards must be mingling with, and marrying, muggles.
>>71138974
I actually can't find it now. I'm sure I read it somewhere, but maybe not. Still though, considering the number of wizards there are (4 in Harrys dorm, means 10 per year per house, means 40 per year, means 280 students in the only wizard school in England) and their complete lack of undertanding of muggle tech, I'm still team Muggle here.
>>71138684
doesn't make it any less retarded, they live in a muggle world, most of them aren't purebloods, they should know about guns and such things for their own fucking safety
>be me, a wizard in hogwarts
>cast locomotor mortis on the great hall
>order every single furniture of hogwarts to murder everybody
How do wizards even practice spells if they just gotta say two words for everything?
>>71138961
How do they even manage to completely ignore hundreds of years of human advancement? What did the British wizards do during the last two world wars?
Fucking cancerous samefag spamming his redmeme
>>71139310
the world was never fully explained so anything anyone tries to tell you will only be conjecture
>>71139310
TWO WORDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO88HKHVjGI
>>71139330
I think during WWII they had their own war going on with Dumbledore's ex-bf.
>>71138961
They do build flying cars though, they must have some understanding of modern day technology
>>71139330
If I remember correctly at least one of the world wars was caused by Grindelwald, Dumbledore stopped him.
Why would they concern themselves with magicless cattle?
>>71139392
idk if it was built it was definitely enchanted though
that invisibility button could just be a lighter or headlights or something
arthur loves muggle shit so he probably found a beat up old car that wasn't running and enchanted it himself
>>71139392
They don't build flying cars, the car Weasleys had was a ford anglia with an enchantment on it.
>>71138761
>>71138814
>>71139078
Wasn't it emphasized that muggle tech don't work in magical locations due to the incredibly powerful protections in place?
>>71139367
Didn't he start WWII?
>>71139367
It's really weird no wizard in this time ever picked up a gun and said "hey this is actually pretty effective, maybe we should pay more attention to the muggels before they kill us all"
>>71139330
why do you think the germans were winning?
>>71137730
>even if his mother was a whore who used evil magic on her husband who ran away and he was totally unloved throughout his entire life
Yeah but neither Slughorn nor Riddle knew this at this point.
>>71139469
yeah phones and shit
all a gun is is a metal tube with a piece of metal with gunpowder behind it
in the last movie they use gunpowder to blowup the bridge at hogwarts the most heavily warded place on earth so i'm pretty sure a gun would still work there
>>71139469
Then why was Sirius Black using it? Did he have an enchanted gun? If so, more people should have done it tbf
>>71139497
Maybe they can stop it with a simple spell. Plus they can heal non-magical wounds with a wand wave.
>>71139481
I don't think he was directly involved in the events but I think Rowling implied that it wasn't a coincidence. Like so much negativity and trouble in the wizarding world bled into muggle society too and influenced their conflict.
>>71139527
>Then why was Sirius Black using it?
Get some sleep.
A team of crack special forces soldiers could have solved every problem in the Harry Potter universe. Send FOXHOUND to care of all those magical terrorists. It's not like they can cast a spell to stop bullets.
>>71139469
Does this affect strictly mechanical stuff like clocks and guns? I was under the impression that it only interferes with electronics but it has been a while
>>71139527
>Then why was Sirius Black using it?
He wasn't. This is just what they told muggles so they'd consider him dangerous.
>>71139543
So what you're saying is... Hitler did nothing wrong?
>>71139570
Harrys watch stops working, but I don't know if it's ever stated if it's an electrial or clockwork watch.
>>71139527
No he wasn't using it you retard, he used his wand.
When he escaped from prison the muggle prime minister was informed, and the muggles were told he was armed.
>>71136676
someone explain this shit joke to me
>>71137685
>>71137737
Why is this thought making me horny
>>71139357
>>71139601
watch the ending of the 1st harry potter
>>71139535
I would argue that a bullet moves to fast to stop magically, they still need time to cast a spell. And they should at least be worried about voldemort just stealing a nuke to kill harry
>>71139543
>slytherin is indirectly responsible for the jew holocaust
SIX MILLION POINTS TO GRIFFYNDOR
TWENTY TWO MILLION POINTS TO GRIFFYNDOR
SIX TRILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
GRIFFYNDOR
>>71139615
because daddy didn't love you
>>71139635
Voldemort would have had a chance if he had just stolen Metal Gear REX from Shadow Moses Island.
>>71139469
Nah just communication devices and such, it seems to be things like radios and internet that run on interpreting electromagnetic radiation. I know it's really nerdy and I doubt Rowling had it in mind, but it seems like magic disrupts normal electromagnetism so that it becomes unreadable by other devices. This means that everything like cell phones, muggle radios, internet, etc... won't work, but should have most other things be fine. It might cancel out most electrical things in general, but guns would definitely be fine since they run on simple combustion. Besides, all of that is only in places like Hogwarts where there has been so much magic for so long that it's really strong everywhere, as far as we know there's no way to just send out a wizard EMP.
>>71139635
Voldemort is a pureblood supremacist. He would never know about or use muggle technology.
So what if a bullet moves to fast? Just enchant your robe to stop all fast moving projectiles, I think they had something called the cushioning charm.
Also I would argue that a simple "protego" would protect from the nuclear blast. And no, it wouldn't take a powerful wizard, magic is magic. It protects from all non-magical harm.
>>71139655
>>71139615
Or loved you too much.
>>71139562
>there will never be a series about Aurors tracking down and fighting Death Eaters during Voldemort's first rise to power
>>71139703
Hermione said a scuba tank wouldn't work in the 4th book. That is quite retarded (how can laws of physics stop working?) but it's magic.
>>71139726
Enchant nuke.
>>71139726
>magic is magic. It protects from all non-magical harm
Tell that to people who died from falling off shit or getting sick or starving or everything else.
>>71139601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98
>>71139649
Which level of meme is HOWEVER posting?
>>71139726
Voldemort is a half-blood raised in a muggle orphanage, you filthy fucking casual.
>>71139787
obviously they didn't use magic to stop it
I think wizards only die from magical illnesses, if they're hungry they can teleport/kill something, and Dumbledore stops Harry's fall in the 3rd book.
>>71139772
>americans wizards on NY reunites to stop voldemort
>they cast an enchantment spell on a nuke
>throws it on voldemort
>courtesy of the red white and blue starts playing
>>71139761
>>71139655
My dad is okay actually. I have no excuse for my deviant thoughts
>>71139794
The top one like everything else this board has put out in the last 2-3 years that ends with "posting"
This meme is pure tumblr pamdering
>>71139827
Yeah but you have to have the time to cast a spell. Some spells will protect you against harm, but you have to use them right and be very good at them. Guns are fast enough that a sniper could kill a wizard no problem.
>>71139813
And he hates everything muggle, and never had any contact with the muggle world (except for torturing muggles and other death eater stuff) since he was 17.
Even if he knows something, he considers it unworthy of a wizard to know.
>>71139839
You don't even need a nuke. One American burger wizard with an enchanted concealed handgun could take care of Voldemort.
>>71139912
Not caring about something doesn't make youmagicallynot know it. I don't give a shit about Pythagoras' Theorum or Arkwrites Spinning Jenny but that knowlege is indelibly burned into my brain.
>>71138345
I can only imagine how satisfied you were when you realized you could make that joke.
>>71139931
Voldemort can read minds. I doubt that would ever happen.
>>71139931
>enchanted jet fuel cant melt magical barriers
>>71139991
He didn't receive any schooling since he was 11, I doubt he knows about those things.
Why would he ever need a nuke to kill harry anyway? If it wasn't for plot armor harry would be dead, he is no match for Voldemort. He isn't even a match for snape ffs
>>71140023
CIA anti-magic mind training. You think the US government didn't have a file on a magic terrorist and formulate strategies? Come on.
>>71140011
I can only imagine how mad you were when you realized he made that joke.
>>71139469
Implying Hogwarts could withstand a 1 Megaton direct hit.
>>71140152
first you need to find it
even if you do, it's protected by magic. M A G I C
>>71140152
>nuke starts to fall down
>wizard vanishes or relocates the warhead
>>71140135
>implying Agent C can formulate strategies against a mind control spell that can completely overtake even other wizards and nobody even notices the dudes have been controlled before it's too late
That's one more showing of Rowling being a hack. She says muggles would btfo wizards, but how would they do anything to people who can instantly teleport anywhere they want, turn invisible, put your entire government under mind control, etc.
>>71136721
Dumbledoor the not as dead
>>71140195
Do wizards have anti-air magic that would register a large lump of metal as a threat?
>>71140285
I'm sure they could scan brainwaves, which wizards probably don;t even know exist.
What if an animagus has the animal form of the animal known as humans?
An old black man to be specific.
Is he an animagus or a metamorphmagus?
>>71140345
Idk, but I know that there are no magical animagi forms. Which means it's an old black muggle.
>>71139847
Why do you keep referring to other sites like that?
What even is tumblr pandering?
Am I the only one on here who has never browsed tumblr or reddit?
>>71139794
that weird guy or jaded outcast
>mfw i have done many things from every layer of this pic
>>71140195
>>71140152
>wizards know they're going to drop the bomb, thanks to mind-controlled people all over as well as under-cover wizards keeping an eye on the world's leaders
>decide to set an example
>bomb is dropped on Hogwarts
>loud pop
>suddenly the guy who ordered the nuke strike is at a nuke test site, staring up at his own nuke coming down in slow-motion, with this playing from thin air: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzlK0OGpIRs
>>71140387
At what point does an animal count as magical? Platypus are mammals that lay eggs and secrete milk through their skin. Mantis shrimp see colours we can't even imagine.
>>71140456
Do you think there is magic IRL
>>71140285
>She says muggles would btfo wizards
There's no actual source of her saying that. It's just something that's been passed around on the internet for so long that people believe it, despite it making no sense.
>>71140456
If it is not a dragon or a half horse half something that flies then its not magical
JK biology 101.
>>71137633
Don't you have some upboating to do?
>>71140483
Yes.
>>71140387
There goes my dreams of being Bagger Vance.
>>71140560
some what?
But can they catch Apollo Robbins as he steals their wallet?
>>71140574
upboating
>>71137633
This is a reddit thread though, /v/edditer.
>>71140483
Of course there's magic IRL. The most powerful magic of all:Love.
>>71137777
>split your soul into seven
>seven
>7777
>>71140302
I would imagine anything soaring to anything within their quarters would be considered a threat.
Don't forget wizarding governments keep tabs on their muggle counterparts so they do have intel on the muggle world. They don't necessarily reach the wizarding populace because info and intel are already filtered and sorted out if necessary by their government
whats the point of making a new name and then telling everybody not to say it? Seems a bit counter-productive if you ask me
>>71140747
that was almost a clever post you made there
keep trying, maybe one day you'll stop being retareded
>>71140747
when someone says "you know who" and literally everyone thinks of your name, I think you've spread it around enough already
>>71140747
>all the kids always getting hushed when using the name, Dumbledore lecturing to everybody not to give into the fear
>all that fear actually came from the fact that you could put a trace on the name, and all the adults/dumbledore just never bothered explaining this
It went to from a superstition that Dumbledore was right in dispelling, to a perfectly valid reason why people never said it. No shit Dumbledore wasn't afraid of using it, he'd welcome it if Voldemort showed up.
>>71137777
>split your soul into seven
>quad 7s
>>71138822
ACCIO ANON'S DUBS
Wizard world must be one hell of a rapefest with all those spells to paralyze and make somebody forget something.
I really wanted that JK either tries to write an adult novel based on her wizard world or let somebody else do it. Must be nuts.
YOU LUDACRIS FOOLS
>>71140685
You meanmemes
>>71141123
It's A-SEE-O
Not ACC-I-IO
>>71141154
>implying Latin had soft Cs
>>71141177
>implying it's latin
>>71141177
Not really I just wanted to recreate the Leviosa scene.
Checked btw.
>>71141139
Heck you can even use polyjuice potion to look like whoever and you get to see their parts
>>71141013
may have been a new development
I assume you had to use the ministry. At the time voldemort fell the first time the ministry was still up and running
>>71141139
You forgot Love Potions being sold out in the open and being easily added to anything. Apparently only girls would use it.
>>71141210
What happens if a woman uses polyjuice to become a man, saves her sperm, and then gets herself pregnant? Is it human cloning? Or do they have half the DNA of whoever the mom changed into?
>>71141193
It is.
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Summoning_Charm#Etymology
>>71141199
Likewise, sir *tips fedora* :^)
>>71141297
And if the latter, can she sue for child support and can he sue for custody?
>>71141297
I think it's only a superficial transformation, I doubt you would have working reproductive organs of whoever you transform into.
What do you think about leaked plot, anons?
>>71141368
Wonder if you could make it permanent somehow.
Honestly if you can do freaky shit like split a soul and TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, becoming ____ permanently should be possible.
HARRY DIDYAH KNOW YOU WERE IN one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>71141623
>Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
stale pasta
>>71141473
I think magic can do almost literally anything, but somebody has to figure out how to do it, and the amount of skill required to do so differs from spell to spell.
It's probably possible, but it's WAY easier for a reasonably talented wizard to cast an illusion or brew polyjuice potion, which is why no-one has bothered to figure it out yet.
Harry, did I ever tell you about Bane? He didn't have anything but Good Friends for three stinkin' days!
HOWEVER
>>71141780
Shiiet.
I'd be down for devoting my life to finding the permanent transformation spell.
I'd just experiment on muggles. No one would ever know!
>>71141847
Can't the MoM detect spells being cast around muggles? Or is that only if someone underage does it?
>>71141884
I think underage. Besides if thats the case I'd just go to some 3rd world shithole and experiment there.
>>71141623
wtf I hate stephen king even more now
I don't see why they wouldn't just side-apparate with harry in the 7th book
I mean he did it with dumbledore in the previous book it's not like they would prosecute him for that
they should have apparated out of the country then took a portkey from there to the burrow
completely undetectable
>>71141957
They can detect any spells cast *near* an underage wizard, and not who cast them, which is why Harry got in trouble for Dobby's spell in book 2. It was okay with Dumbledore because Dumbledore was there and the ministry was mostly okay at that point. By book 7, they were run by the Death Eaters.
>>71141845
20 good friends?
>>71141473
Every Auror trains in changing faces and body-builds so they can disguise themselves, and Slughorn could become a fucking chair. Not to mention Hermione's tooth-lengthening/shortening.
I think it's safe to say that there's some powerful magician living in Hollywood changing people's faces.
>>71142047
You give me a time and a place, I give you a Five Good Friend window.
>>71141957
The Ministry was effectively controlled by Voldemort during the second wizarding war through the puppet minister Pius.
Voldemort didn't have this advantage in the first war. When he did, they managed to reverse everything including putting the blame on Harry (wanted for questioning) for Dumbledore's death since they were seen together before Dumbledore's death.
This also means that any form of magical transportation regulated by the ministry could not be used, aurors are used as tools by Voldemort, laws are enacted to limit Harry and his allies' movement, magical protections are undone by the ministry's workforce, etc
>>71142128
Makes you think really, Snape being a greasy git with all those options is really irredeemable.
>>71138961
>wizards have to incorporate their magic into the ever changing technologies of muggles
>don't know anything about muggles
Just gets stupider the more you think about it desu
>>71137029
Wizards are total Luddites, that's why.
>>71142050
that's one hell of a thumbnail, newfriend. upvoted.
>>71138961
>>71142185
There's obviously clever wizards who keep up with that shit better than Arthur does and who actually enchant things like that phonebox-entrance to the ministry and things like that. "Misuse of muggle objects" is just a waste of a department(because there's so few wizards who'd actually bother fucking with muggles by enchanting muggle shit and then leaving it lying around) that Arthur's been put in because he's absolute shit at his job and can't be trusted in another department. It's the wizard-version of when the boss' son, or some aristocrat who went to the right school, gets a superfluous task or department to run just to keep them on the payroll and have something to do.
The dude couldn't even handle a fucking snake.
>>71142387
Really the Weasleys are disgraces to wizardry, Lucius was right about that.
So why did Dumbledore think it was acceptable to trick the Slytherin children into thinking they'd won even though he knew he was going to rig it for Gryffindor at the last second? How is this responsible or reasonable behaviour? And this guy is supposed to be the moral compass for the entire series?
What the fuck, Rowling?
>>71142497
lol he is just eccentric don't overthink it anon XD
Rowling is a hack, more at 11
3 > 7 > 6 > 8 > 1 > 5 > 2 > 4
>>71142497
Because its a poorly written book series for kids u nerd >>71141623
>>71142497
Dumbledore is portrayed as far from perfect, he probably thought it would be fun.
>>71142497
>>71142525
>>71142555
slytherin won six years in a row before that you dumb shits go back to your got threads
>>71142540
>the "3 is the best movie" meme
1>2>5>8>7>3>6>4
>>71142573
GoT and HP are on the same level of low IQ pandering garbage though
>>71142497
A nice argument. Ye yes, well done anon, well done.
HOWEVER
Slytherin children are all evil and don't deserve to be treated as normal people
Harry... WATER
>>71142050
>mobile posters
>>71142585
>the studio puppet trash are the best ones meme
>>71140609
What's upboat?
>>71142585
>the 1 and 2 are good films let alone the best meme
top kek. get some taste 6 and 7 are way better than 8 ya dumb shit
>>71142605
sorry you cant into analyzing film faggot
>>71138345
No you just need a good reason to own one (used for hunting, games or pest control usually) and you can generally only own a shotgun or a rifle.
What would you do?
>>71142605
/lit/ isn't allowed to have an opinion.
>>71142618
>>71142689
t. ban evading screencaps.com redditer
>>71142734
/lit/ is closer to old /tv/ than you ever will be though haha.
>>71142731
Go as near as possible to where my celebrity crush lives, drink, fingers crossed for sex with no repercussions, maybe more.
>>71142605
>Cormhack McCarthy
>Nabokov
>anything but satan-tier
>>71142785
See? This is why.
>>71139769
No you fucking idiot she said they couldn't summon one from a muggle village because it come FLYING ACROSS THE COUNTRYSIDE and break every single wizard secrecy law known to man.
>>71142785
you wouldnt be here posting if it was
Why was everyone ok with the dark arts being censored? Shouldn't it be useful to study them from an academic point of view?
>>71142947
I (post) on both, newfrog
>>71143059
I don't need trips, I need two repeating digits.
>>71139792
>those flashes
>max richter
sensiblechuckle.gif
>>71139726
>Voldemort is a pureblood supremacist
I think this is the biggest misconception about him. He's half-blood. The pureblood supremacists are just useful idiots for his personal ambition. He also has giants and werewolves on his side.
>>71143020
they werent okay with it being censored they along with the ministry of magic just like the brits go along with their shit politics
>>71143178
Why don't you use the legacy captcha, you fucking pleb?
>>71143178
>he doesn't use legacy captcha
>>71142731
Invest in stocks as soon as possible, try the lottery, just plain ask for sex for people that I've always wanted to have sex with, or even try to ask for favors from people
>>71143277
>being a complete pleb
>>71141139
>>71141210
>>71141272
`WOW NO ONE'S EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE, GOOD WORK GUYS.
>>71143329
Not using legacy captcha is pleb as fuck m8
>>71143209
>I think this is the biggest misconception about him. He's half-blood. The pureblood supremacists are just useful idiots for his personal ambition.
He never really divulged his actual heritage now did he? He always chose to strengthen his ties to the wizarding world--to emphasize how he is descended from Salazar Slytherin, no less, instead of stupidly announcing "oh yeah i'm actually halfblood"
That would ruin the respect his blind followers have
>>71143363
what did he mean by this?
>>71143365
t. pleb
>>71143488
Carry on being a google tool then retard.
>not using legacy captcha
>not putting nigger for every other word
>>71143539
>not wanting to help bot ai grow
back to /v/ pleb
>>71143367
I just mean I don't think he genuinely cares about bloodlines. Only power matters. The pureblood stuff is a means to an end.
>>71143367
But that was the other anon's point...
>>71143305
>>71142786
>>71142731
>implying you actually have control over yourself after taking it, if you want it to work
You go with the flow of the potion and it does what's best for you at the current stage. Harry just felt like he should take a walk and shit like that, and if he'd ignored that to go and buy a lottery ticket instead the potion's effect would have been broken. This perfectly explains why everybody isn't chugging that shit until they start getting poisoned. Because you can't just take it and instantly accomplish what you've set out to do, because it works much more vaguely.
>>71143788
Well done party pooper, well done party pooper.
HOWEVER
>>71143788
>Because you can't just take it and instantly accomplish what you've set out to do
Well Harry WANTED to get that memory from Slughorn. He did.
The DA NEEDED to survive the onslaught of the Death Eaters at Hogwarts and they all somehow ducked and swerved away from every spell.
I think your desire still has a part to play in it. Why do you think it's banned in competitions/tournaments? It's not like it just makes you lucky about something else and NOT on the task you're set out to
>>71143788
>Harry just felt like he should take a walk and shit like that, and if he'd ignored that to go and buy a lottery ticket instead the potion's effect would have been broken.
Harry took the potion to get the memory out of slughorn, and guess what? He did.
The potion made him do things that seemingly had no correlation to getting the memory, and he went along with them. The keyword is "seemingly".
There is nothing vague about the effect of the potion, you're just a retard.
>tfw Gandalf takes your points
>>71145598
>tfw you've got a crush on the woman playing your aunt but she would never give you a frisky downstairs-handshake
>>71139601
someone made a chuckleworthy post a while back, so naturally this shit, meme depraved board has latched on and spammed it nonstop
>>71145893
But anon, repeating things is how you make a joke.NI!
>>71136654
HARRY DELET THIS
>>71145761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aQEcHwRCmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vC4BTNlpOc
If you want to fuck your shit up real good
>>71145985
I wonder if he invited her to that play where he got his willy out.
>>71136707
>you'll go to Oliver Woods's gun store and have a gun select you.
> "Ahh, Springfield 1911, classic 45 acp. What's that, a little underpowered you say? Try this, a Smith and Wesson Model 29 in .44 Remington Magnum, it used to be the most powerful gun in the world. And you're still unsatisfied? Then here it is, the Wildey Survivor in .475 Wildey Magnum, a shorter version of the African big game cartridge. It makes a real mess. Some say this was made from the same steel as Lord Voldermort's, but that is merely speculation."
>>71145985
i would give a million dollars if i could say
>me on the left
>>71146520
You'll *never.
Goddamit
>>71136654
DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE HAER-
>>71146520
Do you mean Ollivander? Oliver Wood was the Quidditch coach.
>>71141013
If everyone used the name, the trace wouldn't have been effective. The only reason it worked was because only the rebels were using his name.
>>71136654
DID YOU PUT YOUR SEMEN IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE HARRY
I-
YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE ILL HAVE TO DRINK TO FIND OUT HARRY
NO-
EXPLELIAMUS
>>71136654
Name one line as memorable as this from any of the other films.
>you can't
GoF is kino
>>71147475
I literally don't remember the line at all. In contrast, YER A WIZARD HARRY is everlasting
>>71139794
Why has this website ruined my life? I am literally "that guy" because memes turned me autistic
>>71147475
>For now
>So weak...so vulnerable...
>Turn to page three hundred and ninety four
>Always
>Look at me
>I killed Sirius Black!
>BARTY CROUCH!!!! *collective gasps* JUNIOR!!
>>71147923
>Turn to page three hundred and ninety four
>Always
>Look at me
>I killed Sirius Black!
>BARTY CROUCH!!!! *collective gasps* JUNIOR!!
I clearly saw those Old Spice commercials once too often, because my mind immediately made those fit into one.
>>71138345
The books were set in the 1990s so no
