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>>71133368
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Azor Jon
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CIA
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>>71135070
you mean Rektcon
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>>71135073
First for poo in loo
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>master archer is able to shank Rickon at the exact moment to piss off Jon
>Doesnt shank Jon after he races towards him
>Has the time to shank wun wun in the eye
>Doesnt shank Jon, whos next to him first

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71135073
Mormont best house in the North
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someone post the leaks for the season finale
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Actually thought the CGI of Dany riding the dragons have vastly improved.
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STANNIS IS ALIVE
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hory shit
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Why did Dany's face look so swollen when smirking with Asha
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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
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Isn't it good for Da Norf that the Starks have finally died out, given the utter incompetence of almost every Stark character in ASoIaF?
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Will bear loli reward Jon with her hand in marriage after seeing him fight like 10 good bears?
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>>71135118

Of course, they cannibalized the budget of every other episode for this one.
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>>71135109
Hoorah
And the tastiest loli in the 7kingdoms
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>>71135070
>retcon
he and osha went to the umbers in like s03. how is that retconning?
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>>71135145

Can you stop posting this fucking shitty webm? If you're going to do it in every thread, can you at least get the high quality one that cuts properly?

Fucking dumb autist.
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Choose your Queen of Love and Beauty
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>>71135145

She's never coming back, get over it.


It hurts.
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Does Sansa have brain damage? Did she already forget CIA's plan?
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>>71135102
>they said I always have gormless look on my face AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>71135173
Woah. Are you literally gay?
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So why does anyone support the targeryans?
Maybe the show doesn't clarify it very well, but from what I gather, the show makes them out to be le evil benevolent rulers that are bad and no one liked and would kill anyone in their way. Even if they were just supporting them out of fear, why are there houses that support Dany's return?
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>>71135180
getting Jon caught (in a shield wall) was part of his plan
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>>71135073
>all those archers just stand there and do nothing as their king gets shoot at
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>>71135139
thats one ungly ass painting
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>>71135191

Do you have 0 reading comprehension?
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>>71135073
Stannis comes back when?
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>>71135192

>evil benevolent rulers that are bad

What?
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>>71134933

What these fucks don't get is that Jon had no other option.

On the other hand Sansa had one and refused it at first, creating the helpless situation for Jon and "rescued him" later on by actually accepting Littlefingers deal.

With that said, all the Starks seem like incompetent fucks when it comes to warmongering.
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>not a single soldier wearing full plate (except the Vale, who remembered to give their cavalry some breastplates)
>nobody wearing any heraldry

I'm somewhat over Wun Wun not having a weapon for no fucking reason at all, but this?

Would it have killed D&D to look up what a tabard was?
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>>71135173
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>>71135218
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>>71135192
>evil benevolent
uwotm8
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>>71135097
If he shot Jon the wildlings would have killed him, challenging him to a duel was the only chance he had at living
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On a scale of 1-10 what are the chances of Euron donning his Valyrian Steel Armorâ„¢ for the show?
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so has GoT just turned into a thinly-veiled fanservice with ebin action and kewl cgi dragonz with no substance?
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>>71135192

>evil benevolent rulers that are bad


Holy shit my sides. How hard did your mommy drop you on your head
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Did Jon even know about Ramsey until Sansa turned up?
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>>71135218
>Stannis comes back when?

Hopefully season 7
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>>71135192

>evil benevolent rulers

Do you know what 'evil' or 'benevolent' mean?
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>>71135097

I wouldnt had problem with any of this if i watched Lord of the rings, which is fantasy story where good will win no matter what!

But since this is game of thrones which was advertased as realistic reprasentation of how things really work and characters will be punished for their stupidity, where somebody wont win just because he is good, there is no plot armor etc etc, then sudenly BAM! You get this shit! Well fuck you D&D!

>Picrelated: This is why many of us started watching this show, not this ridiculous yolo Rambo shit!
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>>71135227
>>71135145
>dat face

She's got another decade tops before she takes the "Jewish hag" route of aging badly
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>>71135226
if you actually payed attention they explain why pretty much no one but lannisters wear plate
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>>71135225

The only one that was incompetent was Robb, Jon just caught a sudden case of complete stupid.
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>>71135192
Fuck off Blackfrye shit
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>soldiers stopped being people and became Age of Empire troops
>Jon and Sansa find nothing wrong with sacrificing the last of the wildlings and the last giant to the Bolton army so *they* could reclaim *their* home

I swear if Jon doesn't dismantle every single house that didn't support him and redistribute their lands and holdings to the remaining wildlings and make all their sigils honor giants I'm going to go apeshit.
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>>71135240
Why does Drogon look like that Skyrim World Eater Dragon and why does that guy look like some guy wearing Daedric Armor
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>>71135235
Stannis confirmed for the headless horseman.
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>>71135239
If only he had taken his shirt off he would have won
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>>71135218
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>>71135264
Speak for yourself, I watch the show for tits and fucking
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>>71135273

>giving lands to dumb cannibals
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>>71135192
Culture. All throughout history we see people martyring themselves for rulers and ideologies that are not in their personal interest.
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>>71135266
A decade makes for a lot of fapping
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Stannis posting will outlive /got/
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Am I the only one who still cares about this character?
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>>71135273

Dreadfort, Last Hearth and Karhold are up for grabs.
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>>71135267
Where? Seems like more of a show budget thing to me.
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>>71135227
Hotter than Mel
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>>71135287
>even when hes dead hes standing tall
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>71135293

Go to porn site my friend, better action with better models.
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>>71135267
When was this? Books or show?
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That smirking queen from /Highgarden/
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>>71135306
We never saw what happened with Karstark
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>>71135311
>implying there's a porn star hotter than Ros
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>>71135307
one of the early seasons. i think 2 or 3. basically only the lannisters have enough money to bother buying plate.

>>71135314
show
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>>71135334

Fuck him anyway, his whole house are traitors.
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>>71135147
Sansa's children will just take the Stark name, if Jon isn't legitimized as a Stark anyway. This is not the first time the Starks have been extinguished in the male line.
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>>71135297

Will we see her again?
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>>71135277
This is 100% original creation.
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reminder that melly's reveal served absolutely no purpose whatsoever and was there only for shock value
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>>71135235
>>71135287
Kill yourselves Danyfags

>>71135304
It is the most honourable type of posting
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>>71135347
I'd give up my fortune for one night between her silky thighs
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>>71135305
Who, Podrick? Nah, we all love him.
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>>71135355

>Ornstein as drawn by Blizzard
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Fuck Sansa
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Jon/Lyanna marriage when?
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>>71135352

When did this happen?
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>>71135354
maybe next season if people are loud enough, so they will force her in, but no, its not planned
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>>71135268

>sudden case of complete stupid.

That is not a trait a leader should have. I know that it's his first real battle and he doesn't wanna do it but it still shows how unfit he is for the role.

You cannot spaz out in the middle of a fight when thousands of men trust your word.

Sansa on the other hand seems to get on by sheer luck, she reminds me of Cersei.
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>>71135356

>shock value

Probably added once they noticed literally fucking nothing happened in the premiere.
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>>71135073
> see horsemen aproaching from Ramsay's flank
> it ain't me starts playing
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>>71135356
she's got silver hair, she's a targ
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>>71135305

I do - he's the only legitimate Baratheon left.
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>>71135376
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>>71135239

So if he killed Jon in the duel everyone would be like "He won guys, lets go home, nothing to see here" Are you actually that retarded?
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>>71135380
Want to pound her popper while she makes growling bear noises
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>>71135380

>J + L = R

Do it Dabid.
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>>71135380

She was pretty based for showing up to the parley. House Mormont needs to be rewarded well.
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>>71135306
Those are just the ones that openly opposed him, other houses like Glover didn't support him and that was a failure to answer to your liege lord's call, which is high treason.
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So last episode pretty much confirmed Euron have Dragonbinder, because how could Euron be a threat to an army large enough to conquer Westeros + 3 Dragons if he don't have it?

And when Yara mention an uncle or two, did she mean Victarion or maybe just Damphair?
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>>71135192
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>>71135349
>basically only the lannisters have enough money to bother buying plate.
They never said this.
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>>71135400

He is literally the opposite of legitimate.
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>>71135245

Long time ago, now its just some medieval Rambo shit.
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>>71135382
One of the previous Kings Beyond The Wall killed all the male Starks and fucked the last lord's daughter. The resulting bastard took the Stark name and continued the line.
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>>71135414
>pretending she wouldn't be the one pegging you while making bear noises
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why didn't he shoot the arrow to the knee?
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>>71135297
I still would tho
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>>71135425
I like Preston's observation that Euron sounds like exactly Danny's type.
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>>71135421

Also the three biggest vassals of the North, there should be plenty of land to go around.
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Varys Targaryen next episode lads.
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>>71135449
Ah yes. Bael the Bard? Plucked the Blue Rose o' Winterfell or something?
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>>71135480
That's it, yeah.
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What ever happened to Mance Rayder?
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>>71135480
>bael the bard
>baelish
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>>71135447
I think he meant the only one with baratheon blood
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How big is his cock? What will Dany's expression be when she sees it?
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>>71135495
He ded
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>>71135495
He got the Shireen treatment
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>>71135495

Chilling with Shireen.
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>That hybrid of the Targaryen/Greyjoy themes
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>>71135495
Stannis threw a barbecue for him
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>>71135442
ok
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>>71135218
>>71135287
>>71135309
why the fuck would you want him back? he burned his own daughter alive, who was the whole reason for his going to war. clearly he went insane, or worse.
ruined character should and will stay dead.
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>>71135495
He was almost burned, but Jon killed him. Unfortunately, that loss of king's blood meant that Stannis got trapped in the blizzard and had to murder his own daughter to get out.

Though I would be surprised if Melissa points this out next episode when Davos asks Jon to kill her.
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>>71135512

Twice as big as Theon's.
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>>71135543
Take a closer look at my image.
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>>71135512
For fuck's sake he looks barely older than Theon, while Balon looks like seventy.
Good job casting director.
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>we are now 9/9 in episodes featuring cock jokes and shitting on Stannis

B R A V O D A B I D
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>>71135512
that is literally the worst """"""crown""""" i have ever seen

a fucking piece of random shitty driftwood that washed up on shore one day
what a piece of crap
the ironborn truly are the laughing stock of westeros
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>>71135519
>>71135518
>>71135514
>>71135534
>>71135546
I thought the Mance that was burned was supposed to be an imposter. Or did the show diverge from the books on this matter?
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>>71135226
Bolton soldiers had flayed men sigils on their chests and helmets, all the horses had sigils on them, Umber soldiers had the crossed chains on their chests, and there were heraldic Mormont and Bolton shields, plus banners for all houses involved
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>>71135512
>white
>manlet
>neckbeard
I would say 3-4 inches. 5.5 tops.

In his defense, that's probably pretty big by Iron Islands standards.
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I'm worried for Ghost ;_;
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>>71135356

I really thought they revealed it because she was going to glamour Jon and sneak him out of Castle Black, then that didn't happen.

>>71135568

They changed it. Mance is dead.
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>>71135560
tbf isn't in the books he's described as not looking a day older than he looked during the Greyjoy Rebellion
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>>71135573
>We found Ghost
>Good, bring him to me
>He died fighting m'lord
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>>71135572
Lol, 5.5 is below average, 3-4 is micropenis territory
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>>71135573
Ghost is running north to help Bran.
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>>71135306
Only the Dreadfort is certain seeing as there are now zero Boltons left
There might still be other Umbers or Karstarks around
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>>71135512
What are the odds they show his cock next season and its small and yara and/or dany laugh at him before a dragon eats him?
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I had a dream where Lothar from Warcraft and Stannis were besieging a castle in M&B
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>>71135512
Pilou Asbaek's actually been naked in a film or show before, it's tiny.
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>>71135597

After the shit they pulled with Rickon, I don't see the Umbers holding their titles for long.
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>>71135566
he get's rid of the shitty driftwood crown in the books and gets a new one that's made of Iron and has points of Shark teeth

>>71135572
D-Delete this
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>>71135613
Pretty much confirmed at this point.
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>>71135560
>Aeron looks seventy too despite being the youngest of the Greyjoy brothers and in his early-mid 30s
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>>71135596
I want a spinoff of this show in the POV of the wolves during all this Wolf's Rain style.
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>>71135073
Why was there literally no obvious Mormont's(blonde like Jeor and Jorah) all battle, but as soon as Wun Wun bursts in and the archers come through all of a sudden Ramsay doesn't shoot Jon, he shoots the giant and Jon somehow finds a Mormont shield?
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WHO IS GOING TO BE THE BIG GLAMOUR REVEAL THIS SEASON?

THEY WOULDN'T FUCKING END EPISODE 1 ON THAT IF IT WOULDN'T COME INTO PLAY NEXT EP.


SO WHO IS THE BIG SHOCKER GOING TO BE? I BET JON WAS ACTUALLY NEDD THE WHOLE TIME
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>>71135613
>>71135623
Shit I guess you just answered my question, now does anyone know the casting director's last name?
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>>71135654
One of the 62 made it into the castle. Probably climbed the walls.

>>71135668
Shinkleberg, why?
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>>71135656
>THEY WOULDN'T FUCKING END EPISODE 1 ON THAT IF IT WOULDN'T COME INTO PLAY NEXT EP.

This is nuGoT you're watching anon, that's exactly what would happen.
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>>71135656
Jon is actually Ned in disguise
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>>71135073
Why does even the tail have a claw
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>>71135654
>all men who fight for a house are part of the family
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>>71135656
Jaime Lannister is actually Aerys.
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>>71135596
Considering what happened with Sumner that doesn't fill me with hope
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0dA9eUP85s
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>>71135691
None of these people know what a bear looks like. Hell, back in the day, nobody knew what a lion looked like either, but they still kept putting them on shields.
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>>71135656

The "shocker" will be the reveal of Jon's parents. There's also gonna be a bloodbath at Kings Landing.

They're also gonna tease Arya's arrival at Winterfell and Danys departure to Westeros.

Get ready for that heroic Dany theme yet again!
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>>71135684
mfw Jon is retarded enough to be Ned
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>>71135654

None of the guards on Bear Island were blonde, and since when do levies share the genetic traits of nobles?
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>>71135623

You made me google Pilou Asbaek naked.

And of course it's tiny, it's flaccid. It's look like mine and mine grow to almost 8 inches
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>>71135643
>Asha/Yora is supposed to be "lean and longlegged, with black hair cut short, wind-chafed skin", not a piece of shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I


RIP King's Landing
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>>71135709
>Arya
>Winterfell

She's heading to the twins.
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>>71135691
It's the fourth leg, the tail is the small protrusion to the left of it.
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>>71135720
this desu
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>>71135734
Oh wow
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>>71135733
She's headed to Dorne. See this leaked production still
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>>71135203
He agreed to a 1v1
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>>71135709
>hey sansa it's time to burry rickon
>they go to the crypt
>huh would you look at that, i never noticed THIS before

boom, reveal.

this is how it will happen
screencap this
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>>71135595
below average is 5.5 inches? i thought it was 4.5. this is very unsettling.
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>It took 6 books for Dany to gather 3 dragons and an army
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>>71135569
Now try to tell what the fuck's going on in that pitched battle.

I could forgive the Stark soldier costumes and the generic armor of Stannis's troops because the distinctive Lannisters were in all the fights. There were clear sides and you could follow what the fuck was going on.

In this, I mean, shit. The wildlings were the only ones wearing anything you that could immediately tell. For all I know Jon could have had at least two or three teamkills after the two sides met.
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>>71135073
I can't believe how many retards are defending Sansa
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>>71135725
This track is amazing.

Hear Me Roar was good too.
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>>71135073
>>71135743
moon-moon spotted
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>>71135762
almost 7 seasons to go to westeros
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>>71135709
That reveal ain't happening. They're gonna blueball us again to give George another chance to finish the book
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>>71135720
whew you are giving me some hope, I don't think I could take it if Euron doesn't have a cock that's the size of a bad dragon dildo.
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>>71135758
You're a tripfag and yet you say you have a girlfriend? I think you're a liar.
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>>71135656
lady stoneheart, as brienne "meets a friend became foe", the fact that the riverlands got some screentime and the fact that Cath has been mentioned atleast twice
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>>71135766
I agree.

I don't understand how anyone could tell friend from foe in that clusterfuck of brown.
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>>71135725
Is it just easy to make amazing soundtracks or are all these movie/tv soundtrack guys brilliant?
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>>71135754
>arya and ellaria.png
>mountain and viper.png
>wallder frey and talisa.png
>tyrion and missandei.png
the fun never ends
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>the ToJ reveal is another blueball cliffhanger
>episode ends
>everyone googles "what's in the tower"
>reveal ruined
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>>71135781
>Dany's fleet is destroyed in a freak storm on its way to Westeros
Dany was born in a storm, dies in a storm. It'll be pure masonry
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Cersei burning Septon and his fuccbois when?
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>>71135073
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A RAMPANT BEAR SYMBOL LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BABY WOLVERINE FUCKING D&D REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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But not really though right?

R-right guys?
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>>71135827

I can't picture anything stupider than the way S3 ended.
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>>71135832
I'm going to say that the sept begins burning at 27:13 minutes into the episode
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>>71135825
>>71135844
5got quote
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>>71135073
Why the fuck didn't Sansa tell Jon that the knights of the Vale were on their way? Probably could have saved a lot of lives, including based Wun Wun.

F
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>>71135857
She didn't want him to survive the battle.
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>>71135810

>Riverrun plot finally gets adapted
>Brienne's down in the Riverlands
>Hound just joined BWB

If it's ever going to happen, this is the last chance.
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>>71135832
>cleganebowl happening
>the hound (the faith) winning (somehow this happens)
>Qyburn, do the thing
>wildfire everywhere
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>>71135240
euron is just another character set up to die

>everyone does bad things in game of thrones because le edge
>but this bad guy says bigoted things, he's a special bad guy
>oh look he got his comeuppance, enjoy your catharsis
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xth for the episode was poor and if you like it you have objective bad taste

get the fuck out of /got/, go watch some mindless hollywood blockbustes
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>>71135631
They don't know that the other Umbers were responsible for betraying the Starks
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>>71135832
>>71135850
https://youtu.be/MFK0yG8xG5I?t=5m20s
Right about there.
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>>71135720
It's small even considering it's flaccid
Theon certainly didn't take after Euron in the cock department

>>71135722
I dunno, she's attractive in a homely sort of way
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>>71135907

Fairly sure houses have had their titles stripped for less before.
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>>71135897
There's literally no point in watching this show anymore if you didn't like the episode. That is the best this show is going to get.
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>>71135654
>Jeor
>Blonde
He had grey hair, and Lyanna Mormont was a brunette for that matter.

>>71135656
Daario = Euron, Daario's completely irrelevant at this point and Euron's a fucking joke at this point unless he pulls off a big reveal like being Daario or having Dragonbinder
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LE MATRIARCHY XD

Man that Mereen scene was really good
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>>71135815
No, Ramin Djawadi is really good.
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>>71135713
Would have made sense to make Lyanna Blonde, there'd be a shitload of pheomelanin in the Mormont family. Bad casting I guess.
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Barristan Selmy book vs show meme anyone?
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What was up with Skeletons in season 4?
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>>71135766
Stannis's troops in the blackwater had 2 distinctive styles, there were Stannis's original vassals with R'hllor heart shields and armour resembling Stannis's, and Renly's old soldiers who had gold-stag-on-green shields and bright yellow fabrics
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I'm going to marry Lady Mormont
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>>71135926
>>71135907
Yeah, even if they don't know the Umbers gave them Rickon, they openly sided with the Boltons. That's gonna cost them.

At least the other houses can claim they stayed neutral
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>>71135239
Littlefinger would have no qualms with disposing Sansa's husband
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>we still haven't seen the "northern Lord that gives a rousing speech that switches political alliances"
>everyone is going to declare for the Starks after they've retaken Winterfell on their own
>THE NORTH REMEMBERS

lel
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>>71135827
urine greycock intercepts her fleet and decides to cuck theon once more by destroying it with his newly constructed fleet, dany a square one but dragons,

am i the first to predict this
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>>71135926
By the Starks though? Sure, Tywin would probably kill every last Umber and raze Last Hearth to the ground, but Jon is not Tywin.
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>>71136029
Yes, yes very good memory there, however
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>>71136029
That's why the Vale army saving the day took the glean off. It was set up in such a heavy-handed manner

The cavalry charge should have been the Manderlys and the North Remembers alliance.
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>>71136053
Sansa might, if the whole point of her character arc this season is to make her edgy.
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>>71136029
>haha mummer's farce, guys, we totally remember. it was just a prank
house glover probably
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>>71135926
The Starks put up with regular Bolton rebellions for centuries without killing them all or even stripping them of lands or titles
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>>71136029
Karstark: "It was just a prank, bro!"
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>>71135951
Jeor still had blonde in his beard, being old doesn't extinguish your genes.
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>>71136041
I think Yara will die in Dany's arms after being wounded protecting her from Euron.

Not before they have sex though.
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>>71135990
Presumably the Walkers had placed those wights there for a very long time to guard Bloodraven's cave, so they rotted away.
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>>71135907
They didn't betray anyone. The Boltons were their liege lords, the Starks were all dead and stripped of title.
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>>71135951
>>71136087
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>>71136077
which is just proof of gurms horrible writing
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>>71136077
Yeah, it's essentially tradition in Westeros to not destroy your enemies' houses unless you have no other choice. The Targaryens didn't do it, Robert didn't do it, the ancient Starks didn't do it (and they were mean cunts back in the day). Hence why Tywin's annihilation of the Reyns was so shocking and memorable.
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Can you imagine how comfy it would be to win a big war like this with the Northern Lords and then you all go back home and for the rest of your lives as time grows on and you all grow older you'll always have these memories of young Lyanna Mormont joining forces with you to stop the evil Boltons and riding up to parley, and to her you'll always be the rightful Lord of the North who restored the ancestral a Stark house and brought an end to Ramsay's tyranny.

Ned had a relationship with nearly every Northern Lord like this. The North were his family and so was a lot of the rest of Westeros. What an awesome thing.
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>>71135725
rip in peaces tommen, margarey, loras, olenna, high sparrow (PBUH), shame girl and lancel, you will be mist.
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>>71136077
Which is incredibly stupid from a lore perspective

A house with that reputation and antagonism towards the Starks should not be allowed to exist.
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The first scene we'll see on the next episode is going to be the half eaten corpse of Ramsay nailed like Bolton banner. Screencap this.
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>>71136122
That's more of a lannister trait
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>>71136126
It'll be Petyr and Sansa in the Godswood.

You screencap this
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>people think the Starks are the good guys

lmao
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>>71136029
>Fug, let's pretend to be Stark Loyalists they got the Vale Army behind them after all
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>>71136096
>the northerners abandoning their ten thousand year old allegiances because some southern bastard King told them so

Sounds like DABID
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>>71136152
I bet you also vote democrat kek
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>>71135367
Oh good, you're not going to lose much then.
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>>71136096
The Umbers knew the Starks weren't all dead, they had Rickon. If Smalljon was loyal to the Starks, he would have got all the Northern houses together to depose the Boltons and put Rickon in Winterfell.
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>>71136152
>the starks
literally extinct
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>>71136112
What did Ned Stark think of Roose Bolton?
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>>71135449
This is actually a really important thing to remember because it shows how the first men (and the CotF magic or whatever) doesn't care about patrilineage or bastardy, only blood. It means that Jon is fit to be the Stark in Winterfell in the eyes of the Pact.

It also means that any child by Cat is a Whent and a Lothston and a Hoare. If Hoare blood blocks CotF mind control that may be why the pact was "broken" in the first place; Robb and his sibling don't count because Cat's Black Blood nullifies their Stark blood.
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>>71136143
The Starks of old were meant to be quite ruthless and vicious.
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>>71136152
>good

THey are best. They are ridicously ancient, have comfy geothermal castle, had legendary heroes and villans in their family, being a warg is their family thing....

Other houses are just upstart peasants
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>>71136221
>comfy geothermal castle
Wut?
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>>71136152

None of these characters are actually good, Starks just got the shortest end of the stick .

Only Davos is pure.
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>>71136205
Why would Hoare blood do anything? The Ironborn have more First Men blood in them than anyone except the Northmen, Free Folk, Hill Tribes, and a couple southern houses like Blackwood and Royce
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>>71136240
showfag leave
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>>71136240
There's a giant hot spring under Winterfell that makes it nice and warm.
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>>71136174
I'm not saying it made sense, but from a legal perspective they weren't doing anything wrong.

>>71136186
As I said, stripped of title. Forming a rebellion against the Boltons would be the very definition of betrayal.

Not that any of how the shit in the North played out made any damn sense
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>>71136240
Winterfell is built over geothermal springs and has hot water all winter long, just like Reykjavik
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>>71136260
>giant hot spring

you mean dragon
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>>71136221
>ridiculously ancient
The Lannisters are descended from the First Men too, friend. So are the Tyrells and the Ironborn.
>comfy geothermal castle
It's shit compared to Highgarden.
>legendary heroes and villains
Name one family that doesn't.
>being a warg is their thing
Which is useless unless you happen to have a wolf handy to bond with, which practically none of the Starks did. Plus that's not exclusive to Starks. Being able to tame dragons is cooler anyway.
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>>71136205

Yeah because in thousands of years no other Stark managed to marry someone with "black blood"

Think lad
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