>Jesus Chris you're pathetic, do both of us a favor and stop drunk texting me
what did my ex mean by
this?
just do what white people do
beat her with a golf trophy
you got oneitis and havnt graduated to swallowing the red pill yet
you have quite a journey neo, or you can be a blue pill beta and stay in this world
She still loves you obviously
>>71128639
so I should keep texting her?
>>71128478
She means
>Tie me up and blindfold me, have my legs restrained wide with my arse facing the ceiling and my wet stinky hole open. Then grab your arsecheeks with both hands GOATCE style and take a huge firm steaming hot fragrant SHIT right into my cunt and fuck me with it before walking out of my life forever.
Learn to understand women you tard
>>71128584
Yeah, you're definitely alone.
Don't listen to this never-seen-a-pussy faggot.
me rn
>>71128478
>drunk texting
I remember when I stopped doing that. Now I don't take out my cellphone even if I get absolutely shitfaced. Try it bro
>>71128781
I get a longing for connection while drunk that I can't confide in my friends with.
>>71128478
She obviously loves huge Aussie cock
Go gay or killyourself.
Better yet one first then the other
>>71128781
hahahaa try benzo texting you FUCK
>>71128817
Try getting laid loser. Girls are sluttier than ever, unless you're morbidly obese or literally deformed you can fuck a drunk slut every weekend.
>>71128871
>benzo texting
it's how I told my buddies girlfriend I wanted to fuck her in the ass
benzo texting is classic
Some of you posters here are deeply fucked in the head
>>71129011
So what did she say?
>>71129011
How'd that go over?
>>71129037
How's your first week?
>>71129109
I've come over from /ck/ and /tg/ you posters are seriously slobbering autists. Shitting up women's vaginas, seriously, thats not even funny. Drunk and drug stalking your gf's? That's creepy as fuck.
disgusting.
>>71129163
>/tg/ autist acting holier than thou
lmao
>>71129163
I did not know /ck/ had hotpocket threads
>>71129163
Well Done Autist Well Done, HOWEVER
>>71128690
This, I'm a grill and can confirm this.
>>71129163
>>71129163
>I've come over from /ck/ and /tg/
How come the quality of this board has dropped significantly in the last week or so?
The actual legitimate shitposting that has no involvement with memes or film has become more rampant and it seems there is no one here to actually moderate.
>>71129163
YOU DON'T TELL ME I CAN'T BEAT MY WIFE
THIS 'MURICA
>>71129368
>last week or so
yeah ok buddy
>>71129424
I know it's shit but it's somehow managed to get shittier.
>>71129450
>it's somehow managed to get shittier.
>>71128678
Yes. If I was you I'd hit some drinks before to give me strenght tho.
>>71129491
It's like threads and replies like this are the reason hmm.
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