ITT: commercial characters you want to kill
Flo from progressive, can't fucking stand her and she just won't go away
>>71125477
I don't understand that mascot. There aren't isn't a product that comes in a box made by Progressive as far as I know. It just doesn't make sense to me.
>>71125477
all of them
>>71125575
I don't think ad men have any ideas left.
Have you seen all the drug commercials on tv? And how every fucking one has some sort of cutsey cgi animation with a mascot of some sort. We are long past reusing previously dejected designs and into the straight "fuck it" mode.
>>71125477
Car insurance is a "boring" thing to sell so most, with GEICO by far the worst offender, of them try the "LOLSORANDUM" strategy. The Farmers' Insurance and Allstate "Mayhem" commercials are better because they involve humorous situations explaining why you need certain insurance coverage or whatever.
>>71125477
Harness the power of the peanut!
I fucking hate this commercial
>>71125678
State Farms has abandoned the insurance comedy approach recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8l2L8vgLA
Man, every single commercial is fucking weird and wacky now. Every single one. It's insane.
>>71125678
Mayhem is the best insurance ad.
That box...I dont understand the appeal. They made a character that is literally impossible to like.
I'm just happy gecio stopped airingPHIIIIIIIIL!
Why do Progressive and Geico have 50 different ad campaigns each for the same product?
>>71125799
Because insurance companies have unlimited money and since about 2005ish have aimed to trick normies into buying packages they don't need through humor and saturation of brand.
all of them. I doubt anyone who makes them actually thinks they're a good idea. They just want to get paid.
Everyone in those fucking Prius commercials
>>71125772
This is the ultimate "get paid for an ad while putting forward the least effort possible" commercial
>>71125656
>Have you seen all the drug commercials on tv?
The Xarelto one is fucking terrible, even worse because everyone in my house watches CNN, where they air so many drug commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjN6VCstZS4
Arnold Palmer needs a drug to treat his obvious dementia, not a blood thinner
>tfw pic related was the last good commercial ever
I haven't even smiled at any commercial made since 2014, their humor feels so fucking forced.
Also fuck this commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy34Xkb0k4k
Educationconnection.com
>>71125937
Fuck you love these
>>71125477
I want to murder this thing's voice actor.
>>71125956
/tv/ btfo, how will misogynists ever recover?
>being exposed to ads
>not downloading all your tv and movies and using uBlock
>>71126031
Fuck you for reminding me of these commercials
>>71126045
Pretty sure he's dead
>>71125958
At least the girls in them are nice to look at.
>>71125941
yeah and how kevin nealon is in it too
like any of them are friends irl
Almost all of /tv/ is too young to remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRWvfMLl4ho
>>71126031
Kent Mansley?
>>71126045
YOU SPENDIN ALL DAY ON THE PHONE ANYHOW
>>71125575
Its the only thing they can come up with that isn't Flo. Supposedly, they've been sick of her for years but corporate won't let them move on.
Then again, if the box is the best they can do, I don't blame corporate.
PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I miss Erin from Esurance, shame they canned her because of all the rule 34 porn of her.
>>71126442
She was fucking annoying too. The only redeeming factor was the rule 34.
I don't know how to feel about this commercial
>>71125799
What the fuck is Pepe doing here?
>>71125477
Hyper-reflective CGI vehicles and the same damn 8 or 12 disembodied voices that spew the same shit no one cares about that goes with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE5y4jlofhI
>What are you supposed to do? Drive 3/4 of a car?
>>71126776
I fucking hate these ones so much
why does every fucking commercial take place in new york
Something about this chick just really pisses me off
https://youtu.be/i5W18o_t3Y8?t=10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4
I fucking HATE all of these fucking kids.
THE BITCH ON THE DRUMS ISN'T EVEN HITTING THE FUCKING DRUMS. SHE'S JUST ROCKING HER ARMS BACK AND FORTH
>>71127044
at least it's not like the bitch from these >>71126776 commercials who talks about doing a happy dance and doesn't even do one
>>71125799
whats happening??????
>>71127108
http://www.kids4kars.org/
>Kars4Kids is a multinational non-profit national car donation organization based in Lakewood, New Jersey and Toronto, Canada which donates its proceeds to Oorah, an incorporated Orthodox Jewish kiruv (outreach) organization dedicated to "awakening Jewish children and their families to their heritage."[1] Kars4Kids is a United States based 501(C)3 non-profit organization.[2] A GuideStar gold medal charity,[3] it has been criticized for inadequate disclosure of its religious mission[4] and receives a 2 star ranking (out of a possible 4) from Charity Navigator.[5]
>>71125477
>>71127044
I love her...
>>71125498
Stephanie Courtney is a national treasure we don't deserve.
>>71127198
Top
Kek
>>71125498
Yep.
When I was a senior in High school, we had a guest speaker in my AP economics class. He brought in a bag full of cans and bottles that he collected throughout our school during lunch time. His whole spiel was that money was tight, so now he's making money wherever he can, and we should do the same. He then told us about how he went to High school with the actress that portrays Flo, and how he used to bully her all the time.
Hands down the weirdest presentation I've ever witnessed. He sounded just like Vince Vaughn, too.
>>71125772
What a piece of shit human.
>>71125735
Shit, son. That's some patrician-tier kino right there.
>>71125937
I hope he dies in that car.
>>71125956
Oh no, muh penisz is scared. Calm down, closeted faggot.
Seriously, I hate the fucking "logic" behind these commercials.
So you guys wanna avoid the long Black Friday lines? You should buy our truck and save money that way.
So you kids all wanna play video games at once? Your parents should buy our truck then.
So all you guys chose the power saw? Great, you should buy our truck because...reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEk9QSbp4PQ
>>71127400
Yeah but he has great hair though
>>71127310
I could actually imagine VV saying something like that weirdly enough
The lamest attempt at a mascot I've ever seen. I don't even know what they're trying to pull off here.
>>71127504
Hintfast food comes in bags, asshole
>>71127504
I never heard of Checkers and Rally's before this commercial and found out there was one a little ways away from me so I guess it kind of worked.
>>71127477
>>71127310
>Cans. I collect em. Maybe sometimes I feel they've been collecting me.
>>71126045
hey you! yeah you! i see yo lazy ass on the couch not doin shit why dont you get yo nappy headed ass up and call everest
>>71126598
It's kind of creepy honestly.
>>71127198
Wow, really made me think!
>>71126031
Jesus fuck I havent seen this dude in probably 10 years
>>71127310
"Hey, kids. My name is Vince, but I guess you can just call me Mr. Vaughn or something; I don't really mind. While you guys were eating, I filled this entire trash bag with empty cans and bottles. Some of you may have noticed me a few minutes ago, waiting by your tables until one of you went to get up to throw something away. Look, the truth is, I'm not doing so well right now, and Louis-- I mean "Mr. Briant"-- told me I could come in today and finish my community service hours by talking to you guys...Thanks, Blue Lou.
So, yeah. Economy, am I right? What are you guys in, like, the 7th grade? 8th grade? Oh, really, you guys are seniors? Oh, okay, that's cool. You guys know I graduated from here? Yeah, I graduated from here with Louis, I mean "Mr. Briant", about 30 years ago, right when Reagan was being sworn in. Good times, man. Good times. Aw shit, you kids know that Flo girl from those Progressive commercials nowadays? Yeah, she actually used to go here too. Me and Mr. Briant would fuck with her shit all day. I'm talking, like, we'd throw rocks in her bag, slip rocks in her food, throw tiny rocks at her while she was sitting; just a whole lot of rocks and shit. I actually asked to borrow some money from her the other day, but she didn't reply back to my emails. Eh, doesn't really matter; I'll just go scransour the neighborhood again. Cool, right. So what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, economy. Okay, right, so what you wanna do is you wanna find money wherever you're itching to go. Because someday, you're going to wish you had saved up just a few more cents to trade for. And that concludes my presentation.
Hey, you done with that Coke can yet?"
>>71127400
I fucking loathe this guy. The one where they unbrand the Malibu makes me lose my shit. Who looks at a Malibu and thinks it's worth $80,000?!
>>71127595
I just ate checkers three days in a row it's fucking great best fast food fries.
>>71127400
Such a smug fucking asshole.
>>71127866
top kek
>>71127866
the "shit"s kind of seem out of character. other than that, fuckin on point
>>71127633
>>71127866
Patrician tier memes being deployed up in here
>>71127953
>>71127994
>>71128020
>>71127866
>Hey, you done with that Coke can yet?
This kills the sides
>>71128080
>losing your shit because someone posts memes
okm8
>>71127866
AP econ anon here, thanks for that
>>71127866
>think your insane for laughing at this
>click update
>lots of replys
you deserve every you
>>71127439
DAT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>71127595
They put mayo on fucking everything and i hate it
>>71127181
>>71126625
the end of evangelion
>>71126031
bane?
>>71127504
They are imitating the GOAT, the Arby's oven mitt
Anyways, either /tv/ forgot the all time LEGEND of tv advertising, BILLY MAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoV2Bp_c7aI
>>71125721
>a peanut dressed as a capitalist who sells humans other peanuts to eat
>>71128877
>mays
fuck that vince offer #1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9o6krTi5rA
>>71128877
>why am I smashing my hand with this hammer?
>smashes hand like a madman
holy shit
PUPPY
>>71127866
>What are you guys in, like, the 7th grade? 8th grade? Oh, really, you guys are seniors?
everytime.
Also put me in the screencap
>>71126776
why not, you're 3/5 of a person.
>>71129172
F R E E
That spells free
Credit report dot com baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tloVHJtrJ_kI liked these
>>71125799
Because instead of offering a decent product or service, they try to win the dumbz by making them laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyvhMHDi6Mo
Must die
The frog from those "vroom ding ding ding" ring tone commercials years ago.
>>71125721
always sounds like they say penis to me
>>71129334
The lead singer was a qt :3
>>71128980
this board will never cease to amuse me
>>71129334
Fucking hate the dude's face, and the adds played way too much, but after like years that shits catchy as all hell
>>71128931
>that honeycomb thread from last month
max comfy
>>71127866
>Me and Mr. Briant would fuck with her shit all day. I'm talking, like, we'd throw rocks in her bag, slip rocks in her food, throw tiny rocks at her while she was sitting; just a whole lot of rocks and shit
>>71129423
d-do you mean....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
>>71128877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yVRLOsx9b4
>Billy Mays died 7 years ago
Old commerical: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ
But these college + ITT tech commercials piss me the fuck off.Reminds me of being broke, living at home and having no cable.
>>71127866
Top
Fucking
KeK
>>71125799
Lad. That pepe.
Wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLtschJxRy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
End my suffering
>>71129334
I miss seeing these
>>71129165
Fuuuuuuuuuuuug
>>71129705
Fuck whoever the faggot was at adult swim who let them play these fucking commercials nonstop
>>71127866
That was pretty good
>>71125477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syJCTJCFyE8
DIE BITCH
>>71129705
Best PSA coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsdeOksmnXY
>>71127439
OH SHIT, WHAT ABOUT THAT STEVEN TYLER LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER
There's one car commercial that plays the "Real Human Bean" song.
Really all car commercials are terrible. Either boring footage of the car driving on a road or retarded attempts at being tender and emotional.
>>71127044
this girl did a few types of commercials. on one she was, i believe, test tried as a mascot to a car company. I have the pics if you want to see them.
She also did a spanish commercial and a honda commercial where she speaks spanish. She has Ayy LMAO alien separated eyes though.
>>71128877
>>71128963
>>71129044
Billy Mays lived on because of youtube poop, a lot of them are badly edited and unfunny, but some are fucking gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzakyHEc7A4
The older commercials were super comfy though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjY9VGEUdGs
>>71127115
>at least it's not like the bitch from these >>71126776 commercials who talks about doing a happy dance and doesn't even do one
I know of that commercial. I think that happy dance girl has a overtly huge head for her body.
>>71129845
What abomination unto our Lord kind of accent is this
>>71129884
I always get weirded out by that real human bean one, I feel like someone saw Drive and just figured the song would go good with Jim Gaffigan for some reason.
>>71129929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbiN3P5_D4E
Truth.
>>71129929
I never understood these commercials. They're not funny, there's never anything clever or interesting said, just two fags (are they fags?) making retarded small talk while Sonic products
>>71129937
Ghost Chips.
>>71129884
Y-you mean Jim Gaffigan as the Driver?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEm8Lct2rs
>>71130051
It took me three times to understand what they were saying in the video
>>71129959
>>71130068
Why'd Jim do something so unfunny? He's clean normiecore humor but this is just retarded
>>71127044
I hate it until the end button press and fall move. 2cute4me
>>71129937
Maori
>>71129845
>watching MTV in early 2007
>this plays every 5 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQVfsY0-ZR0
Toomgis
>>71129937
>Pacific accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
>>71129765
Cancer.
>>71129561
Dude wtf are there 4 people on this board? Why do I remember that vividly
>>71127044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Jk9DmNqMM
Don't mind me, commercial kino coming through
>>71130173
Degenerate stoners btfo
>>71130268
Because this board's been so garbage the past 6 months and the only good threads these days are with nostalgia or Sopranos
>>71129561
Commercial threads, old YouTube threads, and Sum 41 threads are the best.
>>71127044
.
>still watching broadcast TV
>still watching commercials
>>71129561
>tfw no one wanted to see my honey monster collection
>>71130297
GOAT
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkvhnRAd4V0
>>71129044
>I'm gonna to run over my hand with this 6000 pound car
billy you fucking madman
>>71130358
if it counts for anything that shit gave me nightmares that night
>>71126045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc
>>71130372
forced meme: the commercial
>>71130408
He's an interesting character, I'm a little surprised we don't see more of him around here
>>71130447
Is that Lamar from GTA V?
>>71127044
,
>>71129765
GOING TO POST THAT ON r/4CHAN FOR LE UPBOATS? KILL YOURSELF NIGGER FAGGOT
>>71130496
Yes, he's a comedian
kino incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVelso6JZlc
GOAT commercial coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGLHlvb8skQ
>>71129587
i will literally murder you for posting that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLMgVq4p_E
>>71130530
at least the chick in that is cute
Jeff Bezos is a fucking scumbag though
nostalgia incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOM1k4oLGJU
>>71130572
>i will literally murder you for posting that
Clicking on it
>>71130588
>mfw you have to pay them back $62K for a $10K loan
I feel like these fuckers would scalp me for not paying back on time
![Comcast_YoureNotGonnaWatchIt-1280x720[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/likdHCd.jpg "Comcast_YoureNotGonnaWatchIt-1280x720[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Cosx15WRo
Seriously every other commercial break they play this piece of shit
This is how mass murderers are made
>>71130588
>84 monthly payments of $743.89
We should have kept giving them smallpox blankets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02iwWCrXew
>tfw these commercials were supposedly so popular they tried to make it into a tv show
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavemen_(TV_series)
>>71130727I actually kind of liked that show when it was on, it probably aged like shit though.
This is my commercialfu, till the end of time. No one else can touch her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ
>>71129765
We did it! Capped for the karma ;)
>>71130588
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2015/05/19/western-sky-loans-are-no-more-but-we-can-all-learn.aspx
man they really pulled some fucked up shit with their bullshit reservation laws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iXdsvgpwc8
>"It's halftime. Both teams are in their locker room discussing what they can do to win this game in the second half. It's halftime in America too. People are out of work because of the goddamn wetbacks and they're hurting. And they're all wondering what they're gonna do to deport these spics. And we're all scared because this isn't a game. The people of Texas know a little something about this. They almost lost everything. But we all pulled together, now the lone star state is fighting again. I've seen a lot of tough eras, a lotta downturns in my life. Times when we didn't understand each other. It seems that we've lost our heart at times. The liberals, racial equality, open borders, desegregation made it hard to see what's building ahead. But after those trials, we all rallied around what was right and built the wall as one. Because that's what we do. We find a way through the goddamn Mexicans and if we can't find a way we'll make one. All that matters now is what's ahead. How do we come from behind? How do we come together? And how do we build this wall? Trump's showing us it can be done. And what's true about that, is true about all of us. This country can't be knocked out with one illegal. We get right back up again and when we do the world's gonna hear the building of our wall. Yeah. It's halftime, america. And our second half's about to begin."
PLEASE
DON'T
>DO
PARIS
>>71131076
Fuck you Texas and fuck your lonestar beer
>>71126625
human instrumentality
>implying you wouldn't want to live in a neighborhood full of Ryan Reynolds'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih4VYnbm6Sw
>>71127108
Came to post this. Fuck this goddamn commercial and fuck their radio ads even harder. This guy at work keeps 1010 Winds on permanently and the commercial plays every 10 minutes. I hope that old man dies in a pool of stagnant looks water.
>>71125477
Does the guy that voices Jerry from Rick and Morty voice this thing? Sound really familiar.
>>71127866
It all started with a fat pussy
>>71127866
Caspere knew this
>>71125477
I SAID ICDC
Literally any car commercial.
Except, replace "kill" with "impregnate".
>>71128980
THOSE ARE SOME BIG SAVINGS
>>71131973
CAHHHLLAGE
>>71126031
wow
>>71127869
guy at work bought a new 2016 impala for 60k
we give him shit everyday for it too
>>71126861
...the statue of libery is in the background, that's why.
It's Liberty Mutual...
>>71133031
FOR UuUuUuU
>>71125477
all race mixers
The amount of time I spent waiting for a movie to start while this prick pretended to like England to shill me a phone.
>>71133760
Oh christ, fuck those ads
Cinema adverts seem less sincere and likeable with every passing year.
Odeons cringey pre-movie talkover guy is the worst. "You two in the middle there? Yeah I see you, shush" and "Enjoy the movie. BUT FIRST, LE ADS XD"
fuck them
>>71127439
Subliminal messaging for beginners
The mac vs pc commercials. Couldn't fucking stand these. Pic related
>>71133760
Kevin legit us don't you dare, don't you DARE insinuate that.
>>71129929
Okay good, I actually thought no one posted these guys. God I can't fucking stand those commercials. I can just imagine the marketing team with some dumbass little smirks thinking they're so ironically hilarious.
>>71133808
>ADS
in what trash country cinemas show fucking ads previous to the movie? holy fuck you are literal cattle.
>>71134390
Doesn't every country show adverts before the movie? I've been in America, and they did it there too.
>>71134409
>Doesn't every country show adverts before the movie?
eh.. no? but it says a lot that you have it normalized. cinema is not a glorified giant tv set, what have they done to it.
>>71134445
>it says a lot you have it normalized
Anon, its been that way since I was a little kid in the early 90s here. I don't know what magical land you live in that doesn't do that.
Its not like I fucking like it, the whole point of my first post was that I despise it.
This jive turkey kills my insides every time I see his red fucking skinny jeans
>>71125477
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
>>71134050
dunno mate, I wouldn't have said it was possible to suffer cultural cringe from an ad, but hearing Kevin Bacon say "I love me nan" then taking a single begrudging bite of a full English proved me wrong.
>>71134512
He...he didn't did he? Did he actually say that?
>>71127108
Fuck those stupid fucking commericals.
What is the process of this charity anyway? Donate your car, and some fucking 8 year old gets it? It's not like it's even vital to get a car anyway, take the fucking bus if you're broke, you don't need a car handed to you.
>>71125477
Technically I'm going to kill your nigglet ass if it ain't in bed at the count of 3 you little shit.
>>71134535
The word Nan was defiantly used, but he could have just been off to see her, poor Kev I wonder how many Bong phrases they made him say that he actually understood.
>>71127198
>>71127108
>In 2010 Kars4Kids reported revenue of $29.1 million and expenses of $31.1 million.[7]
How do you spend 31 million out of 29 million revenue?
Are these jews fucking themselves over?
>>71130727
>In terms of reception from the media the show was "critically savaged".[17] The Chicago Tribune listed it as one of the 25 worst TV shows ever
kek
>>71134468
Not here in Sweden, we only have movie trailers before the movie starts
Im just sick of the fucking ukulele and whistling and jingling bells in every commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42VIjIVueAQ
I am in love with this woman
>>71125772
Verizon fucking sucks. Not saying Sprint is better but fuck this shitty ad. He's annoying and a liar
>>71127866
Wew
>>71130588
I need porn of this lady asap
>>71126776
>What are you supposed to do? Drive 3/4 of a car?
SMART
>>71130727
Hey fuck you I liked these commercials
>>71125937
Truly the only kino commercial out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S6N_gQPYIM
Nothing has more of my hatred.
I genuinely want to kill myself
Is this happening to anyone else? All of the titles of the Youtube videos turn into "500'd" and this is the only thread it's happening in for me.
>>71125477
I hate the meerkats.
What makes this worse is that the janitor at work constantly follows people around asking people if they have seen various adverts and if you haven't seen them, he then tries to explain what happened in advert and then quotes the catchpharse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeKO2OYtxOw
I'll put it in my mouth all I fucking want, and they can't stop me
>>71127911
My nigga
>>71135893
If you try going to youtube, its down right now.
![[Kamigami] Neon Genesis Evangelion - The End of Evangelion [DVD x264 848x480 DTS(5.1ch,JP,EN) Sub(CH,JP,EN)].mkv_snapshot_01.10.48_[2016.06.22_07.37.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5o8dl9O.jpg "[Kamigami] Neon Genesis Evangelion - The End of Evangelion [DVD x264 848x480 DTS(5.1ch,JP,EN) Sub(CH,JP,EN)].mkv_snapshot_01.10.48_[2016.06.22_07.37.44].jpg")
>>71127181
Watch "End of Evangelion"
>>71125477
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
>>71134853
they make up bullshit expenses so they take more money home
>>71129172
Underrated fucking kek
>>71125678
the objective of an advertisement isn't to entertain the viewer. it's to get the product stuck in their head. any enjoyment you get from the ad is a side effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE
>>71129172
holy shit, my sides
>>71126861
And to be totally autistic, that view of The Statue of Liberty is only from New Jersey. She turns her back on New York.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ufQObu9-c
>>71127400
I hate this guy, and I hate the name Cruze for a car as well.
>>71127464
And a hipster beard, so fuck him.
>>71127198
DELETE THIS
What seems normal for Toronto locals would probably kill others laughing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQVVHyvOZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nBIpwnMW9s
>>71139324
OYYYY VEYYYYY
>>71138982
Looks like a normal beard to me.
I'm surprised they talked her into this
He should die in a car crash 2bh
>>71138950
>buy my product so your wife can cuck you
>>71134252
For the older commercials they used to actually just have them sit in a car for hours on end and record them talking while giving them free food
>>71125735
thats fucking dope
>>71129827
She looks so dead inside
>>71130502
Hotter than Flo
She seems like she would be into hate fucking
>>71142592
>that
>hotter than flo
good joke m8
>>71125958
I have a huge crush on the waitress
>>71142628
Flo is trashy, you aren't 14 anymore faggot. Get better fapping material than a personified human version of Twitter who looks like a clown
>>71142758
Anon she ain't my waifu, she is just more attractive than the creature you like.
>>71142797
That "creature" has actual womanly features for a female
Are you fucking blind mate?
>>71126045
you are NOT the father!
>>71142797
If you don't consider her at least attractive, then I'm either convinced you are gay, or that your concept of women comes from actual cartoons
>>71125937
What did he mean by "I've been driving a Lincoln since long before anyone paid me to drive one"? Am I missing some kind of symbolism here?
