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In honor of Korine's kino let's discuss it and share
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In honor of Korine's kino let's discuss it and share our Spring Break stories.
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shut up and get out normo
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Benson > Hudgens > Korine > Gomez
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...........
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sprang brakers yall
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>>71119223
Garbage.

Everyone of them should have showed lots of tits.

Garbage.
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>>71119260
Benson > Korine > Gomez >>>>>> Pudgens
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>>71119260
Hudgens > Benson > Gomez > Korine
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>>71119223
I don't care about the others, I just want Benson to sit on my face.
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>>71119223
pudgens >>>>>>>>>>> all the others
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CHADS OF /tv/
UNITE
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>>71119223
majority of /tv/ doesn't like/can't understand what this movie was about because the concept is completely alien to them. It would be like making a movie about Chris-chan and showing it to a room full of American football fans. Then on the other end its too artsy/avant-garde for a lot of people that can actually relate to it. Its kind of niche.

For those of us that are in that niche its a fucking great movie. The only thing that everyone can agree is great is the production design and cinematography that is now being ripped off in tons of new movies.
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>>71119570
literally everything about her is perfect down to her personality. Actual dream girl to be quite honest Although thick Selena is a little better in the body department at times.
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>>71119888
>some idiot comes into a Spring Breakers thread and waxes philosophical about a movie where a bunch of idiots drink lots of Product Placement beer, get drunk, and Chad rapes some girls but it's okay because he has a six pack and his parents own a boat
Every thread
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Why doen't anyone like Korine's wife? She actually has the best body of them all.
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>>71119888
>they can't keep getting away with it

on a related note the production designer worked on The Neon Demon. Only three days left, im super hyped.
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Any list without Benson in first place is objectively wrong.

And sadly a tripfag >>71119260 nails it.
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>>71120022
must have missed the part where I did that. I only said the movie centers around something that most of the users here can't relate to. If you had eve actually been to a Spring Break beach party where shit gets weird you'd know that this movie captures that better than any movie ever has and does it beautifully. Could you be any more defensive?
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>>71120022
quote the part where he said anything remotely philosophical you fucking retard
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>>71119888
>cinematography that is now being ripped off in tons of new movies.
DUDE NEON LIGHTS LMAO!
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>>71120022
>Chad rapes some girls but it's okay because he has a six pack and his parents own a boat
literally what are you going on about. What is it with cvcks projecting their stupid shit into everything?
>le Chad meme
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Am I the only one who thought James Franco was amazing in this?
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>>71119223
I'm a 26 year old virgin who is living in the midwest.
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>>71120272
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>>71120289
cuck ain't censored anymore normalfag
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>>71119260
Krager, you black, this is the only time we've ever shared an opinion. I agree with you on this 100%.
Yes, yes well done Krager, well done.
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>>71120295
Yes.
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>>71120348
thanks for the newsflash cuck.

>a-and then I called him normal
oh no
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>>71120295
He was the best thing about it (qt girls aside)
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>>71120430
the loser that spends his time shitposting on an imageboard hates a movie about Spring Break? Stop the fucking presses
>>71120295
nah most people that see it say it's almost definitely his best performance.
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>>71120432
u mad
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Which movie had the hotter set of leads? Mean Girls (Lohan, McAdams, Chabert and Seyfried) or Sprjng Breakers (Hudgens, Gomez, Benson and Korine)?
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>>71120656
Mean Girls is the kinoest of waifukino
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>tfw not living in burgerland
>tfw I will never understand the springbreak meme
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>>71120656

If I could mix and match, I'd make my new foursome
>Hudgens
>Gomez
>Chabert
>Seyfried
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>>71120656

this isn't even a fucking question holy shit
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How could would it feel to have Hujhuj's soles pressed possessively against your face?
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>>71120656

mean girls on looks alone.

spring breakers on the fact that they're all portraying slutty basic party girls thatd let me take them two at a time and do ATM type stuff after i give them enough 151
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>>71120782

She has the most perfect "fuck me" face I have ever seen.
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>>71120727
It's just degeneracy down in Miami when spring vacations come for uni at least that's what i understood when i lived in Murriland a few years ago.
All kinds of weird shit goes down in Miami during that time, i remember seeing loads of hammered people lying like dead corpses completely naked in South Beach and a few hundred meters away you'd see the 3rd wife of some rich Saudi with a burka on and her children.
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>>71119888
OP here.
That's more like it.
I feel like there's an undertone of irony most people don't puck up.
Yes. These bitches are naive and petty at first, because they're searching for spiritual enlightment while engaging in mindless debauchery and scraping the barrel for cheap thrills. This makes people think Korine actually thinks this way.
However, each girl decides to return home when they've had enough. And it's actually impressive in a way that they do actually mature and grow after engaging in all those questionable activities.
Only during situations like Spring Break crazy shit like this can happen to the people stuck in routine.
In the end, everything is tied up together rather nicely when if you remember that lecture in the beginning - which the girls weren't paying attention to- in which the professor describes the life-changing impact that war has on veterans when they return home.

Can't complain much when there are tits involved either.
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>>71121411
*enlightenment
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>>71120372
n-no WHATEVER?
I agree too, actually.
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>>71121025
You need to visit Mexico during Spring Break.
t. Mexican

Oaxaca>Cabo>>>>Cancun
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>>71119888

I feel like I'd get this movie more if I'd ever gone on a spring break trip to Florida or Mexico.
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>>71122297
Algun dia cuando tenga plata, siempre quise hacer un viaje a Mexico.
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>>71120305

You should try and fix that before you have to settle down. Have you tried bars, volunteer clubs, cooking classes, or whores?
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>>71119369
******THIS******
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>>71121411

Except neither Benson or Hudgens return home. They decide to chase the party Spring Break lifestyle forever, which will inevitably cause their deaths.
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Literally one of the best films of 2013.

Very good and memorable. Yes it flew over most people's heads, like this guy >>71120022

They just assume it's shallow Project X swagyolo and and get pissy because it reminds them of the cool kids that shunned them.
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>>71120732
I think you mean
>Benson
>Seyfried
>Lohan
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Is this belly button kino?
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>>71122538
No, did you forget the part where they call home and tell them that they're ready to return?
They drive Chad Franco's car back home.
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>>71122538
But it is implied that they do. They call home to (their parents?) and talk about fucking up, and wanting to do better, settle down and stuff.
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>>71121411
>searching for spiritual 'enlightment'
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>>71119260
Gomez >> Benson = Pudgens >>>>>>>>> Korine
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>>71122869
Excellent contribution.
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>>71122878
W E W
E
W
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>>71119223
Is this the best thing Korine has ever done
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>>71122878
nice high cut swimsuit. Shame it's on such a ugly little shit
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>>71123517
fug
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>>71120201
god damn now i gotta fap to some pudgens
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>>71122362
>>71119223
Everyone should watch Korrine's commentary for this movie. It really shines a light on what he was trying to accomplish and for the most part he succeeded, its also just plain interesting.
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>>71123517
>>71123916

She spread her pussy full frontal in Playboy and you're obsessing over cameltoe. Get out more FAGGOT
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>>71123518
IMO yes

Spring Breakers >>> Gummo > Kids > Trash Humpers. A lot of people would probably switch Kids with Gummo, fucking Roger Ebert gave it 3.5/4
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>>71124238
You can't be this much of a retard
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>>71124238
>he fell for bad photoshops
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>>71119888
Benoit Debie and Christopher Doyle are some of the most underrated, yet copied DP's of all time.
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>>71124434
Agreed
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>>71124551
I phrased it poorly, but they're so influential, yet don't get the recognition that Roger 'perfume advertisement' Deakins does.
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>>71119888
Nailed it, plus, come one, it's a fun fucking movie. It's the most satisfying theater experience I've had
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So who would you guys cast in Sprang Breakers 2 y'all?

pic related is my choice
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>>71125375
Spring Breakers 2: Cancun Boogaloo
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>>71125375
Dennings
Winstead
Collins
Trachtenberg
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>>71124286
I guarantee you Kids is the worst shit he ever was a part of.
I think I remember thinking that Ken Park was better than it.
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>>71125486
Or swap out Trachtenberg with Daddario
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>>71120732
>Chabert
My nigga. Aged like fine wine too.
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hey

(One new dvd since I took this pic)
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>>71122478
I'm losing interest. The last thing I thought about was whores but then just like... why.
I'm pretty sure I don't want a girlfriend right now even if I could have one.
It's easy for me to talk to people though and I'm not a shut in and I work, I've even almost literally had sex twice, but I just don't seal deals with girls, it's crazy. I never felt the strong motivation I thought I would feel if I really liked a girl to get any farther. It's like it just doesn't add up all the way, like the bar stops at 90% everytime, and there are very few times.
I feel extremely comfortable being alone right now and I wonder if it's just going to get easier and easier. I have every inclination and feeling that it will.
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>>71125718
>vhs

movies are still being released on a dead format?
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>>71125827
Yes
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>>71125731
I can fully identify with you on those feels and just wanna /hug and letcha know that shit is perfectly okay. Don't feel obligated to go with the flow of the social "norm". Keep doin you. Even if it feels like pic related.
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>>71125900
It's ok brother. I know it's ok and I feel that it's ok. Nobody makes me feel weird, and nobody makes me feel like I should adhere to any norms. I just wished I worked a bit better sometimes. Anything is possible.
I really like that gif by the way, one of muh faves.
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>>71120656
>>71120732
Chabert > Prime Lohan > Seyfried > Adams > Benson > Gomez > Moderately Attractive slut with herpes down the street > that director's wife > hudgens
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>>71119260
Unpopular opinion time.

Gomez>Benson>Hudgens=Korine.

Don't get me wrong I'd fuck the unholy shit out of all of them.
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>>71125731
There's literally nothing wrong.
But maybe if you masturbate a lot taking it easy on the handies might fet you your drive back.

If still not interested pic related is fine too.
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>>71121411
>This makes people think Korine actually thinks this

Except that's exactly how Korine thinks. All of his movies are about finding beauty in things that are fundamentally bad or considered to be ugly.
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>>71125994
Damn. Got me right in the feels. It's nice to know we're not alone in the world in this lonely endeavor.
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>>71125731
>>71125900
>>71125994
why is there an overdose of faggots on /tv/ today?
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>>71126106
not bad, but id say benson > gomez
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>>71126107
I get it man. I've thought about it all. I always think about stopping masturbating but I mean... every morning once a day after I wake up.
At least I've got plans I can act on for the future though actually so that's better than a lot of people who are worse off. None of my priorities actually involve women at all finally so I'm taking that as a good sign.
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>>71126175
Didn't seem like that til you posted.
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>>71126173
What I meant was more like Korine made the sluts act dumb because that's exactly the mentality some dumb springbreakers have (God knows I know some myself), not because that's how HE thinks.

So dummies who don't get this think the movie's just a dumb ego trip from someone who loves beer and booty y'all.

Case in point. >>71120022
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this reddit cancer is why I stopped coming to /tv/
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>>71126432
>I stopped coming to /tv/
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>>71125718
what the ... why
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>>71119260
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture nigger
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SPRAING BRUHEK
https://youtu.be/WSeNSzJ2-Jw
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>>71121411

I came here to post this
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>>71126580
why not?
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>>71122637
that tit mole is
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