Would Tormund have won a fair fight against Small Jon Umber?
He was getting his face smashed in until the battle horn from the Vale knights stopped Smalljon
>>71118793
he's not a small guy
ramseys bitch was slumming it until the very end. he would've gotten rocked 1 on 1.
>>71118793
>house Umber
>wears umber colored clothes
BRAVO GEORGE
>>71118793
Book Smalljon would probably beat Tormund. Show Smalljon was a traitorous Boltoncuck who killed his rightful lord just to score some brownie points with a psychopathic moron. He made his bed and died like a dog, the way he deserved.
>>71118921
I was waiting the whole time for Smalljon to turn on Ramsay. Would have been a better way to end the battle than "lol cavalry is here at the perfect time".
>>71118921
Wouldnt you wanna be on the (seemingly) winning side?
>>71118793
Tormund Gianstbane
GIANSTBANE
HE WAS BORN FOR THIS
>>71119074
GIANT
BANE
BIG
BANE
BIG
GUY
WOOOOOAH
>>71119073
If my participation determines who wins, I don't give a flying fuck about joining whichever side seems to be winning at the time
>>71118839
For you.
>>71119042
having the north turn on Ramsay would make for a much cooler plot twist, having Sansa be retarded and call her boytoy Littlefinger in the last hour was boring
>>71119042
Yea, D&D assassinated that character.
>>71119073
Maybe if it was still Roose, I could understand. If you're gonna be bad or dishonorable, you have to at least be smart. Ramsay was neither of those things and show Smalljon apparently wasn't either. If I saw my commander shooting down his own cavalry, I don't think I'd be fighting for him. He didn't have to get Rickon killed either.
>>71119094
yes yes giant bane big bang big guy HOWEVER
What will happen to the Umber and Kastark houses after this?
>>71119094
For you
>>71119304
Jon will execute Karstark, but he'll keep the houses around to help fight against the Night's King. They need the north united again to stand a chance.
>>71119304
Probably nothing? Jon wants a United 7 Kingdoms, probably shouldnt slaughter the remaining lords if he wanted that
>>71119304
killed by the little bear lady
As in single combat? Probably not, wildlings are ferocious but not particularly known for their skill in fighting. A clash of armies? Also probably not the poor attempt at humor showed that thormund doesn't know much about tactics and why would he there aren't many battles north of the wall. Also the wildlings equipment is inferior to southern steel.
>>71119544
>poor attempt at humor
It was funny
>>71119607
yeah I peed my pants laffing
>>71118793
small jon umber was a trained soldier of a house family, nearly a northern knight
vs
an untrained wildling whos good at being a caveman and is good guy not afraid of nothing
umber all day
>>71119544
>thormund doesn't know much about colloquialisms south of the wall
Fixed.
Everything is so dumb about this show its fucking ridiculous.
>>71119042
this is the biggest problem for me with /tv/ and /got/. You guys come up with such better story lines then the fuckers who actually get paid to write this shit.
>>71119657
You probably peed your pants cuz you're 12 you faggo
>>71119187
>Littlefinger
>Not CIA
>>71119544
>>71119671
Tormund beat Ser Allesier Thorne 1on1
>>71119783
He was never spoken of as being notably good at combat, though.
>>71118793
Hadn't Tormund already been injured by the time they started fighting? I recall him being slashed when trying to pull down one of the shield holders.
>>71119759
did they take this picture on purpose?
>>71119896
Never seen photoshopped images, have you?
>>71119759
wtf is this?
>>71119896
No it was on accident
>Umber sigil in the books is a giant breaking free of his chains
>umber sigil in the show is just a chain
What did they mean by this?
>>71118842
>he didn't see the shirtless Ramsey meme
D&D can't even remember what they're doing with characters. I guess Bran must have fucked with the time continuum and now he can only shoots arrows.
>>71119759
>still wearing his watch
BRAVO D&D
>>71119933
It means they are Bolton cucks
Also that fucking get
>>71119933
that he's not a big guy
>>71119924
haha, he forgot to take off his watch
>>71119933
They don't care anymore.
>>71119703
And the normies still like this trash that airs.
Everyone is praising the last episode while we can all agree that its trash.
>>71118921
Anyone ever stop to think about how based Greatjon was? Remember when he threatened to take his army and go home if he didn't get to lead the vanguard (up until Greywind bites off his fingers)? That's the same job Tywin gave Tyrion and the mountain clans in their offscreen Season 1 battle, because the van tends to take the heaviest casualties. It isn't quite a suicide mission, but it's serious business.
And Greatjon was demanding that job. And you know he wasn't going to lead from the back.
>>71119876
>Hadn't Tormund already been injured by the time they started fighting?
ding ding ding
we have a winnaaaa
>>71120001
>>71119933
I think it means the Umbers themselves are the giants who are breaking free. Umbers are all genetic freaks in the books.
>>71119924
the power stance
http://bane.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Stance
>>71119876
>Tormund had been fighting since the beginning of the battle, Smalldong hadn't done shit
>Tormund had already been stabbed, Smalldong hadn't done shit
>Tormund still won, but retards claim "hurr durr Smalldong should have won"
>>71118793
Tormund was already exhausted and injured. If they met on the battlefield solo, it could go either way but I think Tormund would wreck Small Jon's shit.
>>71119924
The hands are shooped in from the TDKR plane opening.
>>71121287
Well Smalldong was winning but got distracted. Then Tormond stabbed him with a dishonable hidden weapon.
>>71119924
>his lords don't use portable sundials
>>71119094
He means because the Umber sigil is a giant.
>>71118839
hes small in different ways...
>>71118793
There is no reason you couldn't have posted this in the general.
>>71118793
sounds like a might good question for the fucking GoT general thread.
>>71121318
theres no honor when you're fighting on a crowd of people and you're literally face to face about to kiss with your adversary
Why the fuck would the Umbers side with the fucking Boltons?
>>71122771
W I N N I N G
Woulsnr you?
>>71118793
WHO OWNS THE NORTH
WE DO
SHOW ME
>>71118793
idk mate, but seems to me when you lose a fight by getting your throat bitten out you likely fucking suck and deserved it.
>>71118839
Greatjon was 6'6"
Smalljon's a stringy 6'1" manlet.
>>71118793
Wait, the Smalljon isn't dead in the show? I thought he was just some random guy that was supposed to be an Umber.
The Smalljon would have slapped Tormunds shit into next week.
