smooth talker edition
>>71115180
Azor Jon!
>>71116689
All hail His Grace, Azor Jon of Houses Stark and Targaryen, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
>>71116689
Rickon had to die because John hung Olly.
>>71116689
who here thought that ramsey would let his dogs slaughter rickon when he ran over that field
I miss ramsay
>>71116689
LyannaxJon when?
I've been hearing many people discuss how Jon was foolish to ignore Sansa and fall into Ramsay's trap. I certainly agree that Sansa's advice was valuable and that Jon disregarded it, but I would argue that Jon made the right call.
Let's just imagine that Jon had listened to Sansa and not fallen into the trap. That means Jon Snow would have sat and watched as his enemies shot his trueborn brother down while he ran for the safety of the Stark lines. The Stark army, already dubious of Jon and Sansa would have likely lost heart. What kind of a Stark would just sit there and watch his brother die? This bastard must have wanted to see his brother dead so he could take Winterfell for himself. Why should we fight a losing battle for this bastard deserter of the Night's Watch?
Instead, Jon risked his own life to save his brother without hesitation. He charged forward because it was the right thing to do. It wasn't the smart thing to do, but thats who the Starks are. When Jon charged forward to save his brother he cemented the loyalty of his army. Ramsay's forces charged because their commander had ordered them to. The Stark forces charged because their commander was in danger and they would be damned before they let him face the Boltons alone.
Sure, It wasn't smart. Tactically it was down right suicidal. But this is why northerners love the Starks, this is why we love the Starks. We often get stories that talk about the difference between the easy path and the right path. This story challenges us with the difference between the right path and the smart path. I find that to be a much more interesting topic.
>>71116831
Missed the Rhoynar, Jonautist
>>71116927
RIP
>Ramsay's gargled screams
truly felt bad for him, suppose it was inevitable that he'd be killed in a really horrific way
>>71116689
First for branposting is the symptom of a rotting mind
>>71118318
Since he killed almost everyone of her 62 men, maybe 5 got lucky to get away alive, i thing Jon got some explaining to do for his questionable tactical methods.
Azor Bran
For me, it was nice seeing the Vale come in because they added some vibrant colour to the dreary grey, brown and black of the bloody battlefield with some shining blue and white rays.
Why the fuck didn't dnd give Rickon some god dam lines? He as captive for half a season yet he gets nothing, how am I supposed to give a shit when he he's shot i there's no scenes of him and osha or him and Ramsay talking shit at each other? What a pointless character
>>71118309
He promises. Promisesvengeance on the kingslayer
Anyone got any good Sansa webms?
>>71118402
Probs stopped giving the director blowies
>>71118318
That ship is possible. Jon needs to reward the Mormonts by marrying Lyanna.
>>71118347
May the lord of lard accompany you always.
>>71118363
They don't say the Rhoynar on the show.
I want branfags to leave
LOTR Edition
http://youtu.be/YXpPOyVizcE
>>71116712
Spin off for something west of westeros? Why else would Arya say that
So who's going to get what in the North now? What happens with the Dreadfort, Karhold and Last Hearth? What happens to the oathbreakers like the Manderlys and Glovers? What happens to the wildlings? Do the Mormonts get anything out of losing probably at least 50 of the 62 men on their island?or are the writers going to completely ignore all that, hope we forget about it and return to the shitty writing of the rest of the last two seasons?
>>71118254
>Janny
Come on lad
So, people used to think Isaac was ugly, now people are saying he's cute. Did people change their minds or is this a new group of people?
>>71118396
IT wasnt in my wildest dreams that they will dare to rip off this scene... Vale baners, army encirclement...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuPHF7_eWYk
Dany is the worst leader ever.
I hope they go all in on making Sansa a cold bitch. I want to believe that her shit last episode wasn't just some dumb gurl power garbage but I have a feeling they'll still act as if she dundu nuffin.
>>71118492
I can see her belly button.
>>71118492
Is this a promo for the Ramsay Bolton Spa and Beauty Resort?
>>71118492
Bitch knew what she was doing
>>71118510
I've heard that many people might actually exist, and if that is true, they might actually have a diverse set of opinions.
>>71118509
What was it? 4plebs is down.
>>71118525
No, that's Tommen
>mfw Sansa exiles Jon next ep/season
Jon is a threat to her rule. While she technically the better claim, Jon is a legend now. He's the embodiment of a Stark. This betrayal will hurt worse than when the night's watch killed him, leaving him lost. Leaving him in the perfect mindset to become Jon Targaryen and not Jon Stark
>>71118318
>>71118444
more like davosxlyanna tbhfam
>>71118552
"Promise me Ned"
>>71118389
Wat? Nigga everyone that died was a wildling. Those 62 men can't are Winterfell's new honor guard
>>71118492
Yiss
>>71118505
LyannaxSweetRobin would be pretty rad. She's hard enough to make him worth at least 4 or 5 mainlanders
>>71118485
Bump
>>71118548
I have it on good authority that only I exist, and everyone else is mere perception.
Why would my mind confuse me like this?
>daneurys magically gets all the dothraki to support her after murdering their leaders in cold blood with the power of feminism
>yara and theon magically get to meereen from the other fucking side of westeros
>dragons show up to save the day
>knights of the vale show up to save the day
>le strokn wemyn
>dorne and the sand sneks plotline dropped off of the face of the earth
>entire high sparrow bullshit unrealistic and boring as fuck, have to suspend disbelief constantly, why can't they just go and kill everyone like tywin would have done despite jofferry being a far stronger figure than tomlin
how did this show go from 9/10 to 3/10?
only thing worth watching it for is the hound, the rest are meme characters.
>>71118583
wherefore?
>>71118396
>>71118616
The hound is the ultimate meme character
>>71118583
This season Jon has been written as a reluctant officer to Sansa. He has no interest in any of this Bolton business and just wants to retire after being killed. Hes in charge sure but he's not fighting for his sake.
Sansa going to be lady of the Norf cause girl power. It at least less cringy then YaraxDany interactions.
>>71118347
I'm touched.
>>71118606
I have it on good authority that only Bran exists, and everyone else is a product of him warging otherwise unsentient lifeforms for to serve his own purposes.
Why would D&D lie about this?
>>71118398
At least Rickon gets to meet up with Charlize Theron in the afterlife
What happened to Karstark and his men?
>>71118671
>Jonautist shows his pride
>>71118671
amk. güldürdün.
>>71118480
>Stannis portrayed as a guy who tried to do his best in the video along with Jaime
Thank you based video maker
>>71118596
>>71118546
I know i fapped myself silly when she posted that on IG
>>71118529
ain it cute?
>>71118536
do you think Ramsay licked sansas feet?
>>71118583
You know that would just lead to Jon Christ marrying Mary Sue Targaryen and helping her take The North
>>71118690
I bet we see Karstark next episode
>>71118485
Bump
@the mods
>on topic discussion
>4chan
Pick one
First for cutest interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppTy1zOsVP4
>>71118724
How's jon gonna punish all the traitors?
>>71118583
>>71118659
what is with all of these retards that refuse to acknowledge that the leaks specifically said Jon becomes King
>>71118318
with have been more pottery if it was a stark shield desu
>>71118347
Sansa is no Stark. She's a scheming Lannister and a cold Bolton
>>71118347
>The Stark forces charged because their commander was in danger and they would be damned before they let him face the Boltons alone
Uhm, actually Davos ordered em to, they just watched and hope some arrow hits him so they can go home.
>>71118655
only decent character, even if he is a bit of a meme. jamie and bron are okay i guess, briene is tolerable though definitely a meme.
>sansa
meme
>arya
>tyrion
ultimate meme status
>dany
>jon snow
do i even need to say it?
Watch as Sansa has Jon executed for leaving the NightsWatch to rid herself of a rival
>>71118586
Nah, shireens his one true love
>>71118753
he will allow them to bend the knee
jon needs the entire north on his side to face the white walkers
>>71118786
They're so kawaii together
Why don't the people spamming that pic of soapys ass get banned
>>71118786
>spammer thinks /got/ is leaving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pJkldtAh0
Reminder that GRRM is a fucking hack
>>71118712
[nods turkroachly]
>>71118764
Not it wouldn't. "here we stand" are their words, and Jon is standing his ground against Ramsey
>>71118583
>mfw Jon gets declared KintN next episode
Is Sansa the worst Stark of all time?
STRENGTH OF 10 MAINLANDERS
>>71118802
only the north is not enough. he has to unite the 7 kingdoms.
>>71118829
She's actually worse than Robb.
>>71118816
Reminder that without GRRM there would be no Preston. Preston autists are the most confusing sort of autist.
How can Jon accept Kingship when he knows Bran is alive.
>>71118786
Thank God I hope /got/ gets banned
Jeebus, more and more characters doing the smirk. Daenerys, Sansa, Melisandre, CIA, Cersei, Daario
When will we see Jon smirk at someone/something?
>>71118592
Sorry to disappoint you but wildlings cant ride a horse, and cavalry kinda died in the first clash.
>>71118492
Got Cersei's feet?
>>71118807
I wonder what their faces would look like if you asked them if Bran and Meera fucked in the cave.
hey I want to watch a new show
is GoT good? or is it one of those things where the books are so much better and include so much more?
>>71118829
Easily the worst stark we ever get to know, she's both a retard and a cunt.
how do i become a god warrior like Jon?
What's Kit's regiment?
>>71118872
Bran can't have heirs. Face it, it's all been set up perfectly for Jon.
>>71118851
not going to happen. at most he'll get the north, vale and riverlands. the rest of the south will be busy with the invasion of the damned when Euron rips opens the apocalypse in Oldtown.
jon will have to sue for peace with the Others, it's the only option.
>>71118786
How long until they fug?
>>71118812
mods deleting got threads off season. I dunno why really pissed me back then.
>>71118452
I'm still PISSED that they banned this guy. He was doing the community a service by pointing out a problem at tournaments. Fuck the DCI
>>71118872
He doesn't know that per se. He knows he was alive to go beyond the wall, but how could anyone reasonably expect him to survive very long up there? Especially someone who has seen the threat of the White Walkers firsthand.
>>71118505
The White Walkers are gonna come and kill everything North of Winterfell.
>>71118880
ayy I think i got banned
>>71118592
Nah the wildlings are still around.
>>71118900
Being a manlet
>>71118829
>>71118862
>>71118897
Worse than Cat? Or is she just considered a Tully
>>71118829
no arya is
at least sansa had some kind of realistic development. even if she is a cunt.
arya was always just le epin badass.
>>71118827
>mfw Jon gets exiled by Salsa next episode
>>71118894
its the one where the source material is so much better you continue to watch the show just to make fun of it.
The show is so terrible it Works great as a comedy, even though the show takes itself seriously.
Its like watching a King Arthur movie where they replace Arthur for a girl.
>>71118829
She's the black sheep. I guess everyone agrees.
>>71118900
100 push-ups,
100 sit ups,
100 squats,
10 km running.
EVERY. SINGLE. DAY
>>71118922
They had every chance when Bran was in Greenseeing 101. If they didn't then, they won't.
>>71118913
>Bran can't have heirs.
That has nothing to do with how the line of succession works. And Bran most likely can have heirs, /got/ has been through it so many times that you are either trolling or autistic.
>>71118913
>Bran can't have heirs
>can go back in time and 3-way-warg into a fat child
>can't find some method of plowing broads
it's going to be revealed that Bran and lyanna fucked and had Jon
>>71118937i like catand she's a tully
>Davos shits on Stannis and does nothing the whole episode
Why do D&D hate team Dragonstone?
sorry about the shit editing lads, tried to remove young rickon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5naRpqjZZU
>Dany meets foreign culture who enjoy slaving
>forces them to stop
>it goes horribly
Later
>Dany meets culture who like reading and raping, offering help
>Forces them to stop
>>71118937
Yeah Cat's a Tully really
Although I don't think she's worse than Sansa anyway, Sansa doesn't care about her family at all
>>71118957
Girls are people too, fucko. They can be strong or nerdy or leaders or dainty or whatever the FUCK THEY WANT
>>71118973
I know. I am so fucking tired of reading this discussion about brans penile abilities. Shut the hell up jonfags.
>White male with dick literally cut off as two lead female empowered characters make jokes and talk about ruling and muh "female empowerment, muh first queen on iron throne.
>Barely any sex scenes this season
Another show that has been cucked by feminist writers
>>71118984
>shits
He had a whole mini-scene where he is touching his fingerless hand.
He misses Stannis.
>>71119000
>reading
Reaving obvs
>>71118969
>tfw been exercising for weeks and can barely manage half those numbers
REEEE
>>71118914
>sue for peace
are you serious? peace is not an option. this is kill or get killed situation. Euron would be dealt with eventually.
The direwolf flies over Winterfell, lads.
>yfw
>>71119024
picture related
>>71118616
>magically get to
You realize the plotlines don't run at the same time?
>High Sparrow
He has a strong grip on Tommen because he is an incredibly weak king. He's being manipulated both by Margaery and the HS.
>>71119024
It's not feminist writers. It's the same writers being forced by hbo to pander to the tumblrinas after they threw an absolute shit fit last season.
>>71119003
fuck off back to tumblr
>>71119038(You)
>>71118969
>mfw your mooscles melt off due to overtraining
Can the feet spammers be banned too?
>>71119061
>>71118925
they banned the praying neckbeard?
>>71119101
You wanted to be like Jon, but you ended up like Bran. Only less cute and less magic.
>>71118973
>>71119013
Listen retards, if Bran dies without heirs then the house's holdings pass to Sansa, who herself would end the house by way of marriage or abstinence. So Bran not being able to have heirs is wholly relevant to the line of succession.
>>71119101
>overtraining
If that's overtraining for you then you have no muslces to melt off :^)
>>71119118
how about the whiny reddt faggots?
Was it realistic for Jon to have been fighting nonstop and not get killed? He didnt even have any man dedicated to covering his blind spots
>>71119075
Holy shit, that's just what happens when a civil war kills off all the male leaders. The five original kings are fucking dead. That's what happens after a war, few men left, women pick up and carry on, it's not some feminist agenda, holy shit, you people are pathetic.
Also, we really don't have the time for sex scenes at this point.
>>71119003
sure, as long as the men of the world keep on pushing gender diversity in the workplace and affirmative action quotas on schooling
How come Bran never sat down and talked himself out of paralysis like any reasonable person would? Is he just fucking lazy or something?
so, Littlefinger for sure does know about Jon's parentage at this moment, right?
>>71116831
I'm gonna shit myself laughing when it turns out Theon is Azor Ahai
>>71119164
Have a guess, retard.
>>71119173
Muscular injury and spinal are two very different things, anon.
>>71119160
>polish
>>71119168
>women pick up and carry on
Actually, they get raped and placed in their ivory towers.
>>71119061
Such a powerful momento wasted by the director.
>no stark theme playing
>no zoom in to the wolves
>no one even looks at it
This show is trash
why am I even here?
>>71119061
Is it true thatshe'll blow up King's Landing and Tommen will commit sudokuSunday?
>>71119003
>Girls are people too
Oh senpai you're so dreamy :)
>>71118973
There are no succession laws. Only traditions. It's not set in stone. If the typical way of deciding an heir would lead to the end of the house, they'll choose someone else.
>>71119184
it seems so. he has a letter that has a targaryen sigil on it, allegedly wrote by maester aemon to benjen stark.
>>71118829
is she a mary sue?
>>71119237
maybe in the other order but yeah
>>71119003
>being a female gamer, you're doing it right
being a female gamer means cosplaying whore who probably played the game 30 minutes?
yeah, we knew that.
>>71119237
To men won't die until next season. Only one king dies per season
>>71119156
Oh really? So you're telling me that Bran's (non-existant) impotence somehow makes Jon elligible to be King and carry out the Stark name (WHICH IS NOT HIS BY ANY REASONABLE STANDARD), but Bran and Sansa's deaths would not? Yes, he's older and maybe he would die before them, but then why then would the throne not pass to the heirs you seem so convinced that he will produce?
>>71119168
>we don't have time for sex scenes
No. We DO have time for sex scenes, we didn't have time for them in the previous eleven seasons. But now that things don't need to be rushed, they are being rushed.
>women pick up and carry on
lol what?
>>71119237
yes
>>71118786
Someone post the webm of her staring at Bran while he talks.
What if stannis's story ended like this :
> stannis chooses not to burn his daughter , his daughter is the only thing more important then winning
> his wife thus lives, he tells Mel to fuck off
> the rest goes as it did,
> stannis attacks but his army is slaughterd to the last man
> stannis is badly injuried, but instead of brienne finding him , it's Davos
> Davos takes him back wher me he is nursed back to health
> Stannis reluctantly gives up, but never actually lets go , he his pissed about it the rest of his life
> him and his family disappear to live a simple life off the land
>Episode doesn't end on a zoom of the Stark banner while the Stark theme plays
Trash episode
Reminder that the truede leaks confirm Jon becomes king
Reminder that Sansafags and Branfags will be committing mass suicide this Sunday
>tfw it will be over in a week
>>71119255
mary sue are supposed to be exceptionally skilled at everything.
sansa literally has zero skill. she is terrible at every single thing.
well she can write a letter to beg for help, but that's not exactly an highly challenging skill.
>>71119173
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read...
Words to this effect have probably been posted 1000 times since I've been off the internet a few days, but wew, that last episode. It was great. Or did it just feel great because my expectations had been lowered so much?
Still could have done with seeing what Davos is going to do with the Red Woman. I get he'd want to keep her alive until after the battle in case she needs to raise Jon again, but why didn't he immediately have her burned alive for revenge when the battle was over? Are they really going to spend a full episode on that or something next week?
>>71119237
Just the Sept explodes but yes
>>71119360
thank the gods, old ones and the new ones. I can't take it anymore.
>>71119334
What if there was no Stannis? I would be way happier. He had the worst luck out of all relevant characters.
>>71119156
So what, they're just going to legitimize Jon (who is likely already a legitimate Targaryen to begin with) and just ignore Bran and Sansa? If Bran does not produce an heir, why wouldn't the throne pass to Jon or his children eventually anyway? Why are you so dead set on screwing Bran out of his rightful inheritance for no fucking reason?
>>71119334
>STANnis fags justifying their mental gymnastics
>>71119268
>probably played the game 30 minutes
Check this one out. She loved Portal so fucking much that she didn't even finish it, and instead ordered a replica portal gun off the internet and waited a day or two for shipping, and that whole time? She still didn't fucking beat Portal.
>>71119334
How about Jon and Stannis gather the North, have Stannis save Jon rather than the Vale. Stannis then doing a suicide charge agfainst the White Walkers making the ultimate sacrifice and he injures the Nightking like what happened to Morgoth
>>71119334
Why can random faggots on 4chan write better then D&D themselves ?
>>71119168
It's mostly what you say but I think they are also consciously pandering to women with Yara and Dany. Of course, part of that could be Gurm.
But yeah, the Houses are in such a deep shit that Tommen is king.
Also oy vey they cut out the Lady Stoneheart who was an interesting take on an existing good female character who faced hardships and even though I wasn't happy when she died her arc didn't feel pandering at all. Maybe that's why Caitlyn wasn't relatable to people who wanted strong womyn characters to be power fantasies. This applies to males too but you get my point.
>>71119295
Eddard Stark specifically states that Bran will never get married or have children of his own.
And obviously Bran's impotence doesn't instantly make Jon king, but see:
>>71119244
THERE ARE NO SUCCESSION LAWS
THE LEAKS SAY JON BECOMES KING
Guess what, nobody will give a shit he's a bastard. The lords of The North pick him just like they chose to elevate Robb when there was no law saying Robb could be a king.
>>71119173
>getting carried in a comfy cart by some giant retard, and some qtgirl has to wipe your ass and hold your dick to help you pee
why would you want to get out of it?
>>71118939
>>71118939
i see this possible, "Okay jon, thanx for castle LOL, so you were in nights watch right? Would kinda look bad for us if you just renounced your vows, nobody gonna buy that resurection story anyway, so have fun at the wall kek."
Reminder.
>>71119323
He looked really uncomfortable the entire time she was staring. Think she took advantage once?
Is my cock exquisite? oh, cos I think it's fucking exquisite. I think it's a fucking work of art.like a renoir. or a picasso. the painting of my cock should hang at the louvre. they should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses, studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don't you think?
they should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature. my cock is hard. It's metal, it's steel, it does not break. It does not weaken. my cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors. If my cock could win a medal, it would. If they could name a school after it, it should.
If it could save small somali children from starving, it would and should, and it'll have a nobel fucking peace prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.
my nobel prize-winning cock's like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is. poems, plays. wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.
my cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava... sugar and spice and all things...
>>71119401
Jonfags are seriously the worst people alive
Bran is still the rightful heir, if he has no heirs than another stark relative will be next in line, Jesus fucking christ, this is not rocket science
>>71119398
>and the new ones
it's "and the new" singular. The Seven are like the different faces of a single god
>>71118969
Animu references aside, do that 3 times a week instead of 24/7 and Kit's body could be yours.
It's my regiment, but instead of 100 situps, I do 85x3 and only run 6km. 9 if I feel like it. And I row 3km.
>>71119353
Nah, Jon can become King all he wants. It's still stupid as fuck and blatantly wrong. I wouldn't commit suicide if the idiots at HBO tried telling me that 2+2=5 either. I'd just call them retarded and be done with it.
>>71119433
>Having pictures from reddit
But seriously why does it only seem that women are massive attention whores. I mean finish the fucking game you imbecile.
>“You've won the Battle of the Bastards, Jon.’
>‘Yes, I’ve won,’ said Jon, and nothing seemed more worthless than his victory.”
>>71119499
Every male Stark is dead except Jon and Bran. Sansa is twice-married and a woman, Arya is a woman, and unless you want to go with the Karstarks, we are running low on rightful Stark heirs.
>>71119465
>they discuss shit the same way we do but with less shitposting
what a horrible place lmao
>>71119158
Anyone taking that anime meme workout seriously obviously doesn't train or know what the fuck they're doing.
>>71119443
Dany and Yara meeting was legit interesting. I feel like every time a woman does ANYTHING these paranoid anti neo feminists think it's pandering. Dany has never met a woman in an even remotely similar situation as her, so it's an interesting thing to have happen.
>>71119451
Bran has fully functional arms you goddamned retard
>>71118957
The books are fine but flawed
Nothing great
>>71119401
Are you new here?
They'll pick him because he's the best choice and there are no succession laws, only traditions. If every other option leads to the end of House Stark, they'll choose to legitimize Jon by popular demand.
Were there laws saying Robb could become a king? No, his vassals just made him king because they wanted him to be.
>>71119237
Yes
>>71119555
>less shitposting
>redditfags are the cancer
>implying outside of 4chan
that's 2 out of 4 posts that are pure shitposting
i don't think you know what you say, you just say it and hope you aren't called out on it, because you are a supreme retard
>>71119393
It was awful. Only literal retards enjoy that clash of toy soldiers lead by two unintelligent kids. What kind of moron sends a giant without a weapon or a way to defend himself? What kind of moron doesn't use spears against cavalry and instead send their own cavalry?
Don't forget the soldiers on the other side of the sea dropping their weapons and running away like if this was some cartoon network show. What kind of moron sieges a fortress without archers or ballista? Two of those dragons should be dead and the bigger one wounded.
>>71118377
watch out for the edgemaster who posted le ebin frog :DD
>>71119447
>Eddard Stark specifically states that Bran will never get married or have children of his own.
And he knows this how? Where did he get his medical dergree? Because from all evidence we are actually presented with in the text would suggest that Bran does not routinely piss and shit down Hodor's back. Paraplegics with bowel control tend to also have full use of their sexual organs. And yes, the leaks would suggest that they are ignoring line of succession laws. Cool. That doesn't make it any less stupid.
>>71119465
Is this from /r/freefolk? Can those 12 year olds please get out?
>>71119519
she gets more "gamer creds" for cosplaying than she would beating the game.
if she beats a game and attentionwhore about it people will go "Ok? Thousand/Millions did, so what?"
But she posts pictures of her in assassin creed shit and people comment about how she's a real gamer girl. Because she owns a costume.
it's win win really.
cosplay :
-she gets to be an attention whore
-people call her a real gamer
gaming
-she doesn't really like it/it's too hard for her
-people won't care
>>71119295
>(WHICH IS NOT HIS BY ANY REASONABLE STANDARD)
If the North decides to leave the kingdom, and if the lords of the other houses decide that Jon is a Stark, then it's completely reasonable that he would be KitN.
>>71119577
We aren't talking about the books.
>>71119443
Maybe it's cause girls watch TV whilst you fags torrent so they're just trying to pander to their demographic
>>71119603
That leak's bullshit though
>>71118925
they lifted the ban a long time ago
>>71119603
>Tormund dies
Right. If season 7 doesn't have more Punished Beric in return, this just was the last straw.
>>71119507
This. There is no logical reason Jon should be crowned king and all those people are RETARDED for doing so after he almost got all of them killed but what the fuck ever, pander on Doofus and Dipshit, pander on.
What happens if Tommen dies? Does Margaery remain queen or does the crown go to someone else? What is Margaery also dies? Does it go to Cersei or Kevan? and if the both die? Does it go to Jaime?
it is funny how the show creators can manipulate the audience
there are white walkers, the biggest threat to westeros, going south, but they just don't show them for several episodes, not even mention them
I wonder what will happen to Ramsay's dogs
>>71119677
Cersei BURNS THEM ALL and then Jaime strangles her to death.
>>71119677
great council gathers to determine a king.
>>71119555
Then go back there, obvious /r/freefolk user.
>>71119549
Good point. EXCEPT JON IS NOT A FUCKING STARK, DANGUS! I know that we're in fanfictionland and they're making shit up at this point, but then stop trying to pretend that you have the logical high ground in this discussion. There is no set of circumstances in which crowning Jon before Bran makes any damn sense. Yes, perhaps that is what will happen, but it's as stupid as D&D's Dorne.
>>71119677
Tommen is not even legit heir
>ignoring line of succession laws
How do you figure, if The North leaves the kingdom?
>>71119575
Open paint and try to draw someone shitting, pissing, and wiping his own ass with non-functional legs.
Just because you use hands for something doesn'T mean you can do it without legs.
Were you confused in Season 1 when Bran said that "You need legs to use a bow"?
>wtf you hold the bow and arrow with your hands?
>>71119564
I'm disappointed that there are too few people like you who understand that it should be about characters and their motivation and things happening that were intetesting rather than identity politics one way or another. Like around sessons 2 and 3 Catelyn Stark was incredibly interesting to follow because there was conflict and suspense, but Dany has become really uninteresting because we basically know she's got that plot armor +10 until she goes back to Westeros.
>>71119605
>implying outside of 4chan
>only members of our exclusive sekrit club can talk and post like us!I wouldn't do it but greentexting spread to other places years ago. Getting mad at it is fucking pointless
>>71119677
There must always be a king. Follow the bloodline. If all else fails, civil war will ensure to select the next king. There is probably gonna be a council before that to select a few candidates and shit.
>>71116689
What does his butt smell like?
>>71119727
At this point, even as a bastard, Jon is at least half Stark. With Bran presumed dead, their crowning him makes sense.
People getting hung up on the legality of succession laws are fucking stupid.
Plebs get hung up on legality.
Nobility just uses legality as an excuse, they bend and break laws willingly otherwise. There was no law that said Aegon the Conqueror, Balon Greyjoy, Robert Baratheon, Robb Stark, and whoever the fuck else could have been king. They just became kings because "fuck you".
Being hung up on the legality of bastards inheriting is utterly nonsensical considering this. If people decide "hey we're cool if you want to be legitimate", how is that a bigger deal than "hey we're cool if you want to be our king"?
Also threadly reminder that William the Conqueror was born a bastard and inherited over his trueborn sister.
>>71119677
What happened to Margaery when Joffrey died?
>>71119401
Bran isn't around now.
>>71119464
Jon is leaving why i you guys are always wrong
HEY GUYS
REMEMBER THAT SOLDIER IN A TRAILER
WHO WAS STANNIS
R-RIGHT
>>71116712
>>71116831
If writers will really justify Jon not being killed by archers or crushed by charge with him being Azor Ahain and R'hllor sabing him I will be pissed. Motive of "the chosen one" in movies is just shit. Everyone should be responsible for their actions and take the consequences of their actions. And working on their success on their own.
Even if Jon(or any other character) is Azor Ahai it should just limit to him being able to do something about White Walkers. And if he won't make it that far and die then to bad...
>>71119742
They'd still be following the line of succession laws of the Kings of Winter. Which are the same as the rest of Westeros save for Dorne.
>>71119606
Yeah anon it was obvious even to a normie like me that irl Snows battle plan was fucking awful but it was done for dramatic effect anyway. I enjoyed it because it was filmed well and there was a little emotion in the acting for once. That ending where Snow captures Ramsay alive doing the shield raise thing was badass anyway, if a bit anime tier.
Also come to think about it now, while CIA showing up with the Nights of the Vale was predictable, that was executed poorly. Why the fuck was Sansa with him? If she had planned it why didn't they wait for CIA to show up and save men? (Oh shit, like I said, dramatic effect). But then why would Sansa literally be by his side when he arrived if she didn't call him or it wasn't a certainty he'd show up? Or am I forgetting something.
On second thoughts, maybe it was a bit shit. You've a very good point about the giant. That annoyed me. I enjoyed the episode overall though.
>>71119614
Exactly, do you idiots think if Bran didn't have control over his excretory system Germ wouldn't hesitate to describe it in unnecessary disgusting detail? Please reread the dany diarrhea scene.
>>71119447
>Eddard Stark specifically states that Bran will never get married or have children of his own.
No, he thinks it while in King's Landing before Bran awakens
>>71119779
Shut up, Cersei.
Follow the law or get the fuck out.
Is it just me or was Theon CUTE as fuck in episode 9?
Burn them all!
>>71118505
You already know the answer
>written by self-proclaimed atheist
>R'hllor is clearly the only god who does shit
>>71119832
BURN THEM ALL!
The show goes downhill so hard after the red wedding. What the fuck happened
>>71119677
a big point in the story is that who should be king and who is king are very different things.
joffrey shouldn,t be king and tommen shouldn't be king.
they were king because people made it happens.
so the question isn't "who should be king?" it's who will be king.
and it's gonna be the choice of whoever's winning, as it has always been.
Assuming it's Cersei, I would guess she'll take over and rule as queen.
>>71119859
All of R'hllor's supposed deeds can be attributed to magic returning with the dragons.
I read somewhere that CIA is somehow the leader of the Riverlands now? How did that happen?
I know he's in charge of the Vale until Robin comes of age and I know he was told he'd be made Warden of the North if he took out the Boltons, but did I miss the Riverlands bit? I thought the Freys were in charge there
Also what is going to happen when Jon and Sansa find out Baelish is trying to become Warden of the North?
>>71119784
The narriage wasn't consummated so they weren't properly married. With Tommen, the marriage has been consummated.
>>71119789
And if he never comes back, then groovy. If he does, there will be a problem. Granted, Jon has no desire to rule, so I doubt he would hesitate to hand the crown to the rightful King.
Margery has the worst luck with husbands with power
> Renly was a faggot, killed by ninja shadow stannis
> Joffrey was Joffrey , died
> tommen is the opposite of Joffrey and is a pussy doormat , tommen commits suicide
>>71119887
It was good until 4x2.
>next episode dany organises the logistics of hundreds of thounsands to board a fleet, fully supplied and provisioned for cavalry, not to mention attacks kings landing in the span of one episode.
can we just confirm timey wimey teleportation distortion whatever is canon?
>>71119859
Consider the possibility that "R'Hollor" is actually some fat neckbeard in the basement of the temple in Volantis livestreaming his will to all of the retards who stare into fire for him
>>71119859
R'hllor is actually a very powerful sorcerer from the deep south areas of Sothoryos
