What does the gang get into?
They call Dany a bird, and it's funny as fuck
"The Gang Pays the Iron Price"
Spring. Midday.
After getting rejected from the Iron Bank, The Gang starts a fraud involving chickens and some brotherhood without banners.
>>71116274
I swear to god Littlefinger is using the D.E.N.N.I.S. System with Sansa, and under the Weirwood tree he is going to use the implication.
"The Gang Joins the Sparrows"
Mac is almost beaten to Death by the Faith Militant after they seize a tranny Brothel.
Carmine's: A Place For Starks
>Sweet Dee Joins the Night's Watch
They trick Charlie into thinking he's a genius.
>Wait, are you telling me all those guys don't have dicks?
>where did they go?
>why would they all choose to cut their dicks off?
>was it some kind of dick cutting party?
>No, Charlie. No one chooses to cut their dick off, someone did it to them
>well don't tell Mac, he'll be bummed
Frank sells the Gang to slavery
>>71116274
I thought they were doing a cameo in season 6.
Charlie and Robb were seen at Belfast and D&D wrote some episodes of IASIP
>>71118156
>Charlie Becomes High Septum
Poorly written """"comedy"""" like anything IASIP related
>Mac is a eunich
>Frank, you hired a faceless man to kill the landlord?
>The bastard has it coming!
>How can you even afford it? A-a-aren't they like, super expensive?
>I sold the tavern.
>To who?
>Liam. Of House McPoyle.
>The McPoyles? Gods damn it, Frank.
>>71116274
beheadings
you know realize that Dennis would have made a good Ramsey
I could easily imagine them as the Freys. Frank as the obvious Walder. Dee and Dennis as his children and Mac and Charlie as hangarounds, Mac possibly as some kind of useless knight and Charlie as the Maester.
I think it could work out well. Under any circumstances they had to be high born or have a lot of wealth in order to run their schemes without getting getting executed.
>Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire
still works
The Gang Bends the Knee
Chardee MacDennis, A Game of Thrones
Dennis Joins the Nightswatch
Dennis Joins the Nightswatch Part 2: The Thing About Celibacy...
Dennis Joins the Nightswatch Part 3: Dennis Deserts the Nightswatch
Cricket, King in the North
Dee Pays the Iron Price
Charlie Kills a Dragon
etc
Dragons: Making A Mess All Over The City
>>71118931
kekek
>then this one time my mother was banging some white haired frui-
>you're telling me your ugly ass littleis part Targaryen?
>Could be, don't you think its weird I have white hair and purple eyes?
>You have neither of those
>I used to! In fact look at this letter from Aegon legitimizing me.
>Aegon legitimized his chamber pot Frank.
>Actually I think Frank is onto something here, Dee. If Frank is part Targaryen... What does that make us?
"Frank starts the Blackfyre Rebellions"
>intro music
>>71118173
>Mac busts in the door
>Guys, I was just down in Gin Alley and you would not believe the sales on meat they have down there. They were practically ramming it down my throat
>Charlie and Dennis make a knowing nod to each other
>>71116274
Dennis is already in Westeros.
>Well once we get them to Winterfell, we take them to the dog kennels
>Wait, What? Why?
>They're not going to say no after that. Because of the implication.
>Sweet Deenerys: Mother of Dragons
>>71119731
>Sweet Deenerys
lol
>alright turkeys
>get me some god damned boats so I can get out of the freaking shit hole desert
>>71118539
The Freys are literally the McPoyles.
>>71116274
10/10 thread OP
This is an entertaining thread. Haven't watched enough of either show to fully grasp the humor though.
>>71116274
"The Gang and The Maiden Fair"
"The Gang Crashes the Red Wedding"
"Bear Island Knows Only One King in the North, Whose Name is Mac"
"The McPoyles of Castamere"
>cricket gets pranked by ramsay
Mac, Dennis and Ramsey: Manhunters 2
>>71120260
>it's a "Cricket replaces Theon and Ramsay doesn't notice" episode
>>71116274
>The War of the Five Bars
>Battle of the Pisswater
>The Dance of the Dumbasses
>Kill the Cricket
>The King Beyond the Bar
>Hardhomeless
>>71118103
best episode in YEARS.
Charlie finds a gold coin. The gang argues about what to spend it on. They decide to donate it to a poor village. Title: The Gang Buys A Slave
A serial killer is sneaking into high class brothels and murdering gay customers. The City Watch is hiring guards who can be discrete about lordly proclivities. Title: Mac's Big Mouth
Dennis is mistaken for a royal and ingratiates himself with a group of young lords. The gang thinks it's going to his head but Dennis says he's just going to play along, make some connections, see what happens. Title: Dennis Targaryen, First of His Name
Mac runs into the tavern screaming about a miracle. Charlie died for ten minutes choking on a rat, but Mac said a prayer and he came back to life. Nobody believes them. Title: Charlie is Azor Ahai
Frank episode. Frank gets kidnapped by the Brotherhood while doing a shady deal with the Freys. He ends up joining them. 20minute milk of the poppy trip as Frank rages across the riverlands raping and killing. Title: Frank the Outlaw
The gang pranks Dee by tricking her into believing she can warg birds. Title: Dee Does Magic
The gang finds out the king is a bastard and try to use the information to their advantage. Title: The Gang Gets Executed
>>71116274
Fuck do you neckbeards not have a life?
https://streamable.com/pfnz
>>71116274
>The Gang Takes The Black
>>71120478
>The gang pranks Dee by tricking her into believing she can warg birds. Title: Dee Does Magic
That's fucking delightful
>>71118239
Or Mac bangs a Eunuch
>>71119776
her army boyfriend with the jean shorts could be mormont
>>71118290
this is so underrated
>>71119047
Bastards: Making a Mess All Over Fleabottom
>>71120592
>High Sparrow calls Mac to his trial
>Eunichs are liars... SOMETIMES
Ser Arthur Dayman
>>71116274
>Listen, guys, a Lannister always pays their debts. So what if...CHARLIE ARE YOU DRINKING PAINT?
Yeah
>You need to stop that, it's unhealthy. So what if we convince them that they already owe us a large sum of money? They just fill up some bags of good and off we g....CHARLIE PUT DOWN THAT CREAM PIE!
>>71120478
gg
>>71120219
"Mac and 20 good men."
The gang finds God(s)
Mac stays with the old god because they most traditional.
Dee and Denis go with the new gods because that high class, everyone in Kingslanding worships the 7.
Charlie becomes a Red Priest and goes crazy with it. First fire tricks then he runs around resurrecting people and making demon babies.
Frank tries to con the High Sparrow
>>71116274
"The Gang Is Stuck Between McPoyles and Lannisters"
"A Waitress has no name. A Waitress is No-One."
>The Gang Exploits the Valyrian Steel Crisis
>>71118290
kek
>dennis finds out that a high lord of a infamously treasonous house is his true father and becomes his legitimized heir
>his high status goes to his head as he uses his newfound power/influence to threaten and torture (physically and mentally) those of weaker status.... especially fertile young women
>Charlie becomes Dennis' trusted kennelmaster
>What's up bitches! Charlie, show 'em the sweet blankets we found in the alley behind the tavern.
>What the hell are we gonna use these for?
>Uhhh, I don't know Frank. Probably just build the greatest pillow fort in all of the Crownlands.
>Mac's right! Dee, Dennis join in if you want but we're gonna use all of these chairs here and that half of the tavern. (Charlie gestures grandly to the far side of the bar)
>Alright, Charlie grab those blankets again, I'll get the chairs.
>Dennis, did Charlie look a little... dried out to you?
>Well, Dee, he obviously needs to exfoliate."Charlie Contracts Grayscale"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI
"The gang joins the knight watch"
Followed by
"The gang leaves the gate open"
Sweet Dee is dating a wildling
>>71119824
No that's craster's keep.
>>71116527
I heard the theme kick in
>>71122188
>Mac becomes the Night King
GoT faggots have ruined this board. Fucking normalfags.
>>71122819
>The Night King Cometh
>>71116527
>>71120690
Best
>>71119731
Underrated
This may be the best thread on this board since meme porn
>>71119522
Kek
>>71123173
Nope. That honor goes to a thread a couple months ago. It had a picture of daredevil and said "how does he wipe his ass?" Started out like they were serious then gradually devolved into talking about how people on here wipe their asses. Then people started designing ass wiping machines. 10/10 thread, still haven't found my sides.
https://streamable.com/pfnz
>>71119370
Underrated
>>71116274
>Joffrey chokedon Frank's Rum Ham
>>71123173
Shouldn't it be called "Bicurious Road"
>The Gang Does Summerhall
>>71118223
>le contrarianism
How many would involve Mac sleeping with Satin?
>>71124002
Kek
>>71120490
nope!
>the Gang comes back from the dead
>Frank buys a dragon
>Dude, that's a sick sword, bro.
>Yeah, pretty awesome, right?
>Where'd you get it from?
>That Littlepenis guy hired me to do Charlie work at his brothel. I was hunting down this one real nasty rat and found this thing nearby. Works pretty good, my friend.
>Wait, that's Valyrian steel. Did you steal that from a lord?
>Well, I wouldn't call it steealing-
>Shit, you're gonna have the City Watch going hard on our asses. If they don't kill us they're gonna send us to the fucking Wall, man. I can't go to the wall. I can't.
>What's so bad about the Wall anyways?
>There are no women! Just guys all buff and sweaty from all that labor, and no women to release all that virile male energy on so they probably have to do each other in the butt and stuff.
>Shit dude, we'll be fine. They won't catch us. Even if they do we'll just chill at the Wall. It's fine.
Title card: The Gang Gets Executed
>>71121221
Laughing out loud
>yfw Frank and Charlie explore the tunnels of Kings Landing and find the dragon skulls
>>71118290
This is fantastic
Charlie Waters versus House Reynolds
>Charlie accidentally gets too high huffing wildfyre and knocks over an entire shelf, burning king's landing to the ground
>End of the episode
>Charlie was telling the story to the gang the whole time.
>"Charlie, that is not what happened in medieval times, at all. For the hundredth time, dragons are not and have never been real!"
>"Oh, shit really? I saw it on tv, thought it was a documentary or something".
I could see this being an episode like the 1770s Philly episode.
>>71127788
>they keep referring to milk of the poppy as milksteak throughout the episode
NO FISH IN FISHMONGER'S SQUARE
>Dennis and Dee Accidentally Make a Baby
>The Stark wedding massacre
>>71119445
>it's fetish shit!
>>71116527
my sides
>>71118103
Time to watch Charlie Work again
>>71116274
The three males die horrible deaths
The girl becomes a lesbian queen
>>71118290
gold
>>71120606
Holy fuck, just the image of Jorah waiting in the car with no A/C for his khaleesi
>>71120478
my fucking sides
>>71116274
generally i am able to believe people on 4chan are pretending to be retarded for a laugh
but unfunny threads like these where people are clearly trying remind me the whole site is full of young teens, adults that have no hope for turning their life around, and autists/borderline retards
>>71129645
Oh man I'm really bummed, this guy knows how to have a superior fun time
>>71120690
Nice
"The gang sells Dwarf Cocks"
"Frank burns an heir"
"The Gang starts a war"
"The Gang adopts a Direwolf"
"The Gang does Trial by Combat"
>>71129757
>>71129799
underated effort
>>71120690
Fighter of the Darkstar?
Mac bangs red woman
>>71118539
>Maester Charlie
>Can't read the Raven messages
>Just wanders about all day in his chains talking about ghouls.
That's so fucking beautiful.
>>71120478
>Charlie is Azor Ahai
>>71120478
>Charlie is Azor Ahai
>look we can't just buy a slave
>by its so easy. Frank's got all kinds of coin this is a one off investment then the bar basically runs itself
>what about the moral implications of slave ownership?
>who cares? They're slaves! They're basically dogs!
>look there is absolutely nothing you can say that will make me agree with this, its-it's absolutely not happening
>"The Gang Buys a Slave"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzQxmG9zn3c
>replace the rubbish heap with the heap of bodies from the last battle
>the sword is Longclaw
bro you could chop a camel right in its hump and drink all its milk right off the tip of this
>hey frank, how'd you get us invited to this wedding?
>easy, i told the doorman we were very important to the starks.
>that's all it took?
>yeah. he was a real nice guy. he made it sound like they were real excited for this allegiance, no expenses spared
>well, with the way the war's been going, i. for one, cannot wait to enjoy the afterparty
>*slow zoom in on their faces as screaming is heard in the background*
"The Gang Attends the Red Wedding"
>>71116274
>I 1st posted thinking this was a thread making fun of GoT fags
>Turned into weird fanfic
>>71134306
8/10
footgirl episode when?
>>71116274
The blonde gets raped and Charlie gets castrated.
Dennis would definitely be a Bolton
>>71134783
Fuck yes. Dennis Bolton would be all the entertainment.
>>71134783
I think he would be on team Lannister and constantly hold it over Mac, who would be very into the seven. When the High Sparrow basically takes over Mac constantly brags about despite not being allowed to join because of their spies in the brothels knowing he is gay
https://streamable.com/pfnz
>>71119776
>Awh yes bitches, I got me some Dragons.
> You know, when you think about it, Dragons are just lizard birds.
>>71120540
>I don't see what's so hard about taking the black, bigger ones feel better.
>Dee you goddamn Bitch, The black is the colour of their cloaks, not their dicks.
>So I was thinking, what's stopping us from putting up a flag in front of the bar, coming up with a motto, and calling ourselves Lords?
>The Dennis Rebellion
>Dennis and Dee get caught fucking
>Charlie gets Knighted
>Charlie and Mac: R'hllor vs The Seven
The B.A.E.L.I.S.H System
>>71137375
I would watch the fuck out of this episode.
>>71118156
Fun fact that episode was written by D&D the writers of game of thrones
>The Gang goes to Horn Hill
>>71116386
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy my sides
>>71119370
best one
Let's get a list of character crossovers
>Danni = dee
>Army boyfriend = jorah
>Dennis = Ramsay
>Theon = Cricket
>Wrestler = the mountain
>Artemis = Ros
>Mac = high septim
>The lawyer = little finger
>Uncle jack = incest dude north of the wall
Charlie and Frank have to play themselves
>>71142071
Frank is Qyburn
>>71142071
Charlie could be Tommen
>cats
>timid
>manipulated by others
Which episode do you think would be best to get some friends into the show? I was thinking either The Great Recession or The Gang Wrestles for the Troops.
>>71145639
the gang solves the gas crisis always fucking kills me.
>>71145639
Charlie gets molested
>>71145639
Wrestles for the Troops is one of my favorites, only injoke that would need more context is why Cricket is such a jaded asshole at that point. Hits the Road is another good one.
>>71123173
>Mad Mac
Why isn't this a thing? I would actually put money into a kick starter for this.
>>71145639
Dumpster baby!
"I huff paint and know things"
>I would let his whole tribe fuck you - all forty thousand men - and their horses too if that's what it took Dee, you gangly uncoordinated scurvyeous bitch
>>71139064
That's the joke.
>Charlie sprints into Padi's Tavern and locks the door exhausted
>The gang just stares at him
>"Guys... I might be in trouble."
>"Bro is that shit on your hand? Are you eating pig shit again?!"
>"No! No! Well I was but then this parade went by and everyone was yelling or something and I might have done something..."
>People start banging into the door
>"What did you do Charlie?!"
>"I don't know! I don't know! People were making jokes, and this guy said a thing and I just thought it'd be funny if uh..."
>Everyone stares blankly
>"I might have hit the king in the face with a pile of shit"
>guards bang into the door again
"Charlie hits Joffrey with a Cow Pie"
>intro music
>>71129757
>yeah...
>>71145639
I would show The Gang buys a boat, it's all around funny and a great display of each character
>>71145639
i was introduced with Who Pooped the Bed? and i was hooked. but maybe it's not the best for showing characters
>>71145639
D.E.N.N.I.S System
>>71142071
McPoyles = Freys, as was previously mentioned
