ITT: Characters that are literally you
>>71116128
>>71117132
this
>>71116128
"You think because i missed football practice i killed my girlfriend?! YOU ARE CRAZY I loved her and she LOVED ME!!!"
>>71117252
well he didn't kill her in the end
>>71116128
Heavyset black man with an archaic sense of morality
>>71117397
He was prime suspect at that point in time
Me on the right
>>71117669
>>71116544
still waiting for an eraserhead/tp crossover
Literally me
>Intelligent
>Nihilistic
>Wicked Sense of Humor
literally me
Life in the West has been ruff.
>>71117881
Nice hot black cup of Joe.
>>71117881
>>71117669
I too love coffee, cherry pie and trees. what a coincidence!!!
>>71117938
We're not on /r9k/, m8
>>71117988
Would he kill again?
The fact that I'm the only one really thinking about these problems justifies me not doing anything about them
>>71117804
you wish
>Wings Hauser
>>71118018
I remember an episode where he and Al started reminiscing about being in the gulch alone, digging campsites and clearing timber from the ravine themselves and I thought it was one of the most beautiful images of the show. To picture Dan and Al literally creating civilization with their bare hands and for their own personal profit and power is the essence of the show.
![Comic_Book_Guy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rFlAm3u.jpg "Comic_Book_Guy[1].jpg")
>>71117970
LONDON
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Without the money or wife
That fat vampire from Blade. Maybe not in body, but in soul.
>>71118246
so George Costanza
I like to set fire to giant areas and watch the world burn... and biscuits... heh...
back in day everyone at school would compare me to this kid after we all watched Kes. Great times
>>71117420
this movie was so good, but the guy is sooooo autistic
like posting lame haikus as your facebook status that gets screencapped and posted in cringe threads autistic
>>71116128
>literally
it's a tv show you, dip, not a book.
Besides, I doubt you're in a book or a tv show.
>>71117721
rip sweet prince
This wasCLASSICme. Like teenage me. I don't know of any characters I'm like now. I am not very pigeonhole-able.
>>71118962
forgot pic
>>71118909
goddamn you are one suave FUCK
>>71118962
So a cuck that ultimately fails? Wow your life sounds like garbage.
>>71117721
I'm Jack Nance as he gets beaten to death by some Mexicans
>>71119068
It's hard to not be a cuck when you're 15 chasing a 23 year old skirt wouldn't you agree?
>>71116128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjeCNnbVYAQ
>tfw this scene
>>71119226
pretty sure she was supposed to be 15 too in that movie.
>>71119413
Are you serious? She had been a groupoe for years. Her backstory was that she founded the groupie club. She was at least 20, if not older.
Just with a better job.
>>71119591
Hate to break it to you, but:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sable_Starr
>>71119648
epitomeme
>>71119720
So why did they cast a lady that looked 30 in the movie?
>>71118273
Basically
>>71119926
So everyone can pretend like that shit never happened.
>>71119993
lmfao, her sister banged a dude at age 11
what a piece of shit
meanwhile the jonas brothers and one direction are doing the same exact thing right now lol
>>71120045
lucky bastards
