>give birth to two healthy children
>give up your will to live and die
Is she the worst parent in the galaxy?
> healthy
twins have no soul
>>71114679
That's my waifu your talking about shit head
Which was the evil twin?
Even with our advanced space medicine, we were unable to make up for her low ground disadvantage.
You father had the low ground too if I recall. Cut off his limbs and left him to burn to death. He was a good friend.
Palpatine used the force to kill her, the droids said it was like she lost the will to live, droids don't know shit about the force.
>>71114882
You have done that yourself
>>71114876
>>71114679
Holy fuck.. You can even see Obi-Wan towering over her in the picture..
She truly had the low ground.
>>71114876
>>71114991
No, the Anakin she knew died a long time ago. Vader killed him.
>>71114679
would it really have been so hard for lucas to think of a real reason?
>vader broke her neck when he forced choked her, we were lucky to keep her alive this long
>c3po damaged her spine when he dragged her to the ship
>her pussy was way too tight to give birth to twins, the trauma was beyond hope
>>71114679
Still loves you after do horrible shit.
>>71115098
>pussy was way too tight
Obi's schlong destroyed it though
>>71115032
Fuck no, I would have killed her too before ever paying a woman money to cuck me.
>>71115693
Watto is actually Anakin's father.
>>71115719
I'm a new fag where the fuck does this actually come from?
>>71114679
The med-robots are idiots. She died of complications from being Force-choked.
>>71115815
YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>71115028
What is this from?
I feel like it has something to do with Unit 731
>>71114679
>give up your will to live and die
Idiots she was being killed by sheev using the force. Read the fucking books.
>>71115876
Yes I am white male and proud, something wrong with that?
>>71114876
She should have tried spinning, it's a good trick.
Reminder Obi Wan has best actor but sucks in combat.
>>71115815
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>71115993
https://youtu.be/YU3vcvGpALQ?t=285
r u gidding me is in there too
>>71115098
that is why there is a theory that sheev poisoned her
>>71116076
he said to a sith lord.
>>71116087
>Uses white male as an insult and is white.
The fuck is wrong with people?
>>71115973
You shouldn't have to read a book to a movie to suss out what was happening. It should be able to stand on its own.
If I had to guess, I'd say that the book that you're referring to was written well after the film was made, to fill in the many plot holes discovered.
>>71116291
Sheev did nothing wrong ridding galaxy of retards inb4 Alderaan.
Alderaan was Tarkin proving a point and was a gigantic dick.
I'd definitely join The Empire over Rebels who bomb parades.
>>71115973
>releasing a novel to cover up your own shitty writing
wew lad
>>71116567
also Alderaan was a hotbed of rebels
Alderaan was a rebel false flag
>>71116509
>>71116619
There is no such book.
>>71114679
The force told her Luke would become a manlet.
>>71116974
They deserved it.
This is for every rebel scum
parents in general in star wars are worse than crack parents living on food stamps
lets split up the twins, i'll take the girl cause you know wife and i wanted a little girl. fuck the boy
boy stays with aunt/uncle in poverty
girl becomes wealthy aristocrat
then boy gets thrusted into becoming jedi cause, 'hey your dad was an awesome jedi until darth vader killed him'
he wants to be like his dad.
after defeating empire:
girl meets d-bag, gets pregnant and has kid.
boy decides to start up the jedi. oh hey sis, you just had a kid. fuck let me train him to be a jedi.
sis and husband. why the fuck not. take our baby boy who isn't more than (probably) 8 years old
oh shit, things went bad. kid is now evil.
>>71117139
She had a vision of them kissing and of Luke pumping rei into leia
>>71116567
>>71117302
>sucking galactic empire cock
Such good goyim
>>71117361
>siding with classless scum
I bet you would love getting drunk with other pilots or blowing up electric stations to "wake the sheep"
>>71117361
Smelly dumb rebel scum!
They should have put her next to a tree so she could absorb the force.
>>71117302
Me on the far left
>>71114679
i'd be more pissed at the robot doctors not being able to save her because she 'gave up'Actually, I'd be more pissed at Lucas for that shitty piece of writing
>>71116076
The only reason he lost was due to being on even ground.
>>71117672
The Clone Wars is the most based cartoon in existence.
>>71117872
Idk if I should watch Rebels because I'm a Buckethead and I liked the episodes with clones return and Darth Maul's return.
TCW actually added lore and it's sad Ahsoka was cut from RoTS. Rebels doesn't really matter at all when it comes to original trilogy.
>>71118102
From what ive seen its not worth the pain.
>>71118102
Rebels has a lot of shit episodes so just skim till you get to the ones you like, no need to sit and watch 20 minutes of someone trying to track down fruit
>>71118102
General consensus is that it's generally lower quality due to budget cuts and lower age demographic, is shit until the first real antagonist enters the scene, but lacks any jar jar tier episodes once it hits its stride.
>>71114679
Its like poetry
>>71118221
Was Leia any good I've only seen the episodes I mentioned above and terrorist rebels.
Vietnam Stormtroops never ever.
>>71114679
Yes
>>71118369
as far as I recall leia has not been in the show.
>>71114907
DUDE APATHY LMAO
>>71114679
She could have been worse. She could have given birth to twin girls.
>>71118766
She is in season 2 I've seen the preview of that episode.
>>71118865
maybe in 1ep. Whatever she does she was less memorable than lando
>>71118985
Yeah Rebels might as well be not considered canon. Atleast we have TCW and Maul, I do like that they use Ralph's unused designs.
>>71118221
Kek
I just saw that episode
>>71115973
So he can kill people just like that from great distance? Why didn't he do that more often? I guess he couldn't kill jedi that way but he could have just kill all rebels
>>71114679
>Natalie Portman being upset in a movie
wow, such range. greatest actress of our time.
if she hadn't lezzed out in Black Swan her career would be dead
>>71119384
Honestly only performance that bothered me in prequels is Jar Jar and young Anakin. I can't sit through the bullshit in TPM to get to the good stuff. I didn't mind Anakin in AoTC and RoTS because Hayden wasn't that bad imo.
>I hate you!
Idk why that gives me goosebumps.
George can't write dialogue for shit though.
Can we all agree tho that TCW was based.
>>71114882
Its not true no matter how many times you repeat it.
>>71119667
Even the bad episodes were watchable for some reason imo.
>>71116567
What if there were parades when the Empire blew up Alderaan?
>>71116324
Social media
jews
college requiring courses like "Race and Gender in American Cinema". I had to take that for my film degree. I got a 97%. I can tell you all about hollywood hegemony, imperialism in film, native americans in film, blacks, latinos, etc.
Basically everything white people make in holywood is opressing other peoples. And we simultaneously need to make movies for other races and aren't allowed to because we aren't that race and have no right to write anything about them.
>>71119667
Clone episodes were unironically great
Jar Jar episodes were utter shit
I honestly liked Ahsoka episodes even though they were schlock
Padme stuff was garbage as well
Best arc was Ventress episodes
>>71119939
That fight over Padame where the guy says he "fell" multiple times into Anakin's fist is GOAT.
>>71120052
That Padme arc was surprisingly good.
>>71119850
Is actually having a differing opinion these days bad?
Jeez some people just look for negative shit on purpose.
>>71116087
jesus , im mexican , but if thats the people that live in america , id prefer we build the wall , shit , ill lay the first brick
>>71119826
So have a parade because one guy takes matters into his own hand. Death Star was made as a deterrent, never really meant to be used. Rebels pov is supposed to make us side with them but I don't.
>>71114679
she actually hated her children because they were the spawn of Satan, it was suicide to escape her shitty life.
>>71115973
NOT CANON
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>>71120285
Please do because honestly we have a really shitty system that actually provides for people who illegally come here. The system actually sucks for people who live here. What's immigration like in Mexico anyway?
5 years of hiding like a rat gives you the rights of people who live here legally. I don't care about skin color or whatever but you don't see me going somewhere else to get a free ride. This government will fall to shit one day and I don't mind because it's actually retarded.
Yes I'm disillusioned edgelord but anybody content with this is retarded.
>>71114679
>She's lost her will to live
Was this the robot's professional medical opinion?
>>71118847
Luke was originally supposed to be a gurl
>>71120746
Some people just live long enough to get something done.
Hell my grandpa died from a diabetic coma and was saying he was going to die but he stayed alive long enough just to get his last check then he went into his coma.
>>71115032
From a certain point of view.
>>71115719
Uncanny.
>>71115590
That doesn't make sense his mother is dead REEEEEEEEEE
>>71121611
>>71122601
>>71122672
DLET THIS
>>71114679
Sheev killed her with the force.
How else would he know that she had died when she was in a hidden medical facility on an asteroid base trillions of miles away?
>>71116509
>written well after the film was made, to fill in the many plot holes discovered.
Yeah but to be fair this describes Clone Wars, which is one big load of damage control but it was actually good.
>>71116567
Alderaan was a terrorist compound that gave them an operating base to strike through the galaxy, much like Afghanistan.
>>71119667
The thing I find interesting is that in the film that worked as a pilot for TCW you groan because Ahsoka is basically young Anakin 2.0 with added gurl power, yet by the time you get through it all, you get genuinely pissed off with the way the council shat on her because you have grown to really like her character.
>>71118221
A reminder that Rebels actively fucks up the established canon.
>>71123243
>fucking with the best wing
The laser shooting out of the cockpit is a nice touch of retarded as well.
>>71123286
Now Ackbar wasn't the one who designed it and the rebels have had them since before ANH, they simply didn't use them.
