why would dany take yara's offer?
euron will definitely have more ships and all she has to do is marry him
Because he would try to kill her
>>71113350
All she has to do is marry Yara
Muh womyn power
>>71113350
he hasn't even built them yet
If she marries Euron, he becomes the king and will wield all the power.
>>71113350
to marry him and suck his dick
>>71113350
she is going to pretend to want to marry him then kill him and assist yara in a coup
>build a fleet with no woods
Based drowned god
>>71113350
That would be degrading. You can't have that on edgy TV shows.
>>71113742
He will have them built by Episode 1 of Season 7. Never underestimate the power of impossible pacing.
He's fucking a white male
>>71113350
>"let's go kill my own flesh and blood for fun :^)"
shouldn't this be a big deal in medieval times, or are ironborn too fucking edgy for that too
>>71113742
Ep 10 has his actor listed as starring, so you better bet your ass the maddest of them all is going to be wrecking cockless shits
>>71114389
Dumb & Dumber dropping the ball like retards.
Kinslaying in medieval times was considered the worst sin of all, and the books portray it as such.
But in the show, Euron openly, in front of all the lords and captains admits he murdered his brother and king, and nobody gives a shit
>>71114389
>Lets kill the only people who can challenge my right to the throne
Strange but not unheard of.
>>71114466
They all hated him though.
>>71114515
So then why do they elect him king? Why not his brother, or any other lord or captain?
>>71114515
well the mad king wasn't exactly liked either but still jaime is considered a scumbag for killing him
i guess you could argue that the ironborn don't give a shit about hereditary power and they just prefer to democratically elect the meanest guy around
>>71114466
>Kinslaying in medieval times was considered the worst sin of all,
jamie did fine
stannis did fine
sand sneks did fine
go shove your head-lore up your ass
Oh god, I'm already imagining the cringe worthy girl power conversations...
Because he can control her dragons and will force her to marry if she wants to lead westeros
>>71113350
>" Transgender " homosexuals shouldn't be murdered
LOL
![1465779859389[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KWKLJEo.png "1465779859389[1].png")
>>71113350
>all she has to do is marry him
Gee I wonder.
>>71114649
>this retardation
Why don't you read the books you mongrel?
>>71114515
they don't hate nephew and niece
>>71114649
Jaime didn't kinslay you retard. Tyrion went on the run for kinslaying.
>>71114733
>why don't you read trashy fantasy novels that the fatass author disn't even finish?
hope you enjoyed wasting time reading those
>>71114761
Didn't he kill a cousin?
>>71114733
>ree ree! the books!
this is >>>/tv/
we discuss the show
>>71114761
yes he did.
>>71114733
not an argument
>>71114857
And the books can't work in conjunction with the show?
>>71114887
no, next question
>>71114887
You retards aren't doing any conjunction at all, just stating events and speculah involving books and when a showfriend mentions their confusion you throw a bitchfit
But of course you have to shit up our board, I know what they do to faggots like you in /lit/
>>71114435
That's cute but Yara's gonna perform a penis transplant on his testosterone laden cock and fug Dany in front of him
Don't the iron islands have no trees?
>>71114875
>not an argument
not an argument
>>71113350
dragon lady is against rapes and piracy , i guess that dude wouldn't want his people to quit it. but she have no real way to know this without asking .
>"hey here's some ships"
>"I'll give you, like, 10 thousand ships if you marry me. No, I haven't built them yet, but trust me, I know the best ship guys and they all tell me that these ships are gonna be great, just a tremendous fleet, trust me."
which offer would you take?
>>71113350
With the fleet they captured from the Masters and Yara's ships Dany has enough plus she could negotiate better terms for an alliance...
>also because euron doesn't have dat ass
>>71113350
Because Euron is Trump and Yara is Hillary. We can't send the wrong message now goyim...
>>71115201
non existent ass
>>71115277
not everyone is an obese chimpanzee, Tyrone.
>>71113350
>why would dany take yara's offer?
Retarded dnd writing strikes again!
>>71113742
Worst facial expressions of any GoT actor, or worst facial expressions of any GoT actor?
>>71114544
Are you talking about Euron or Balon?
They elected Euron because he killed Balon and they hated Balon.
They didn't elect Balon because he got the position through his father. This was the first election they had in a long time.
>>71114466
>>71115554
So if they hated Balon so much that they'd forgive a regicide and kinslayer and make him king then why didn't anybody kill Balon?
>>71115634
Because nobody else in a position to murder him had a claim they could then pursue. For a long time Balon still had a legitimate heir with cock attached to him.
>>71115548
she's so fucking ugly
>>71113350
But he's a mysogynist, it goes against her modern principles.
>>71115729
I really want to punch her.
>>71115721
Doesn't matter if they had a claim or not; if they hate the guy so much then they'll kill him just so he'll be dead
Here's what Dany would have said if the writing wasn't total shit now:
"So your uncle wants to marry me in exchange for a massive Ironborn fleet. And if I marry him, I will keep the Iron Islands within my kingdom, while you come here with only a few ships, no real support for your claim to the throne of the Iron Islands, and wanting to break apart from my kingdom. Guards, arrest both Yara and Theon Greyjoy and spend a ship to the Iron Islands. I accept Euron's offer."
I believe in Euron and his Valyrian Steel Armor.
>>71115890
>spend a ship to the Iron Islands
What did she mean by this?
THE GRAND OLD EURON OF THE IRON ISLANDS
HE HAD TEN THOUSAND SHIPS
HE MADE THEM OUT OF THIN AIR
AND HE BUILT THEM IN A WEEK
>>71115978
That she would send it burning with Yara and Theon inside it.
>>71113742
>>71115548
>>71115729
I think she may be uglier than Maisie
Britbong genes, not even once
>>71113350
Their children would be Greyjoys and the Targaryen line would die out entirely.
>>71114466
>book Euron didn't kill just one brother but 3, raped the other and cucked the last one
The fucking madman.
they took all of euron's ships
if euron's confident he can make a thousand more in a short amount of time why can't they?
>>71115890
This is almost how people spoke in season 1
>>71113350
He doesn't just want her to "marry him" HE wants to be the big boss.
How anyone didn't get that is beyond me, the man doesn't think women are fit to rule.
>>71114649
>jamie did fine
Are you retarded?
>stannis did fine
Stannis didn't kill anyone.
>>71113350
Are the iron islands supposed to represent Ireland?
What time period is GOT supposed to eumulate?
Why do we rarely see armor being used? Every character in the show looks like they're wearing a variation of what euron is wearing.
I can't wait for there lesbian sex scene
>>71116173
>Why do we rarely see armor being used
How are we supposed to see the retarded UK theater actors' rediculous facial expressions if they're hidden behind armor?
>>71115978
They meant to send a ship, as in, have the servants prepare the boat that would carry the news to Euron that Dany would accept his offer
>>71116173
>Are the iron islands supposed to represent Ireland?
Viking you sperg
>>71113350
because epic vagina brofist with lesbo undertones
>>71116173
They have plate and shit in the books but due to the limitations of having your actors walk around in plate on set they went with limited armor. Same reasons why the actors don't wear helms or use shields.
>>71116173
if the series is supposed to emulate the last medieval period, then i guess the ironborn are anachronistic vikings
full plate is avoided because even a simulacrum would be prohibitive for actor versatility. dont know why no one at the battle for winterfell was wearing plate or mail at all though
>>71113350
>implying she even needs ships
>>71115950
Euron is a lot like /hijak/, but is he /chaosh/ levels of /hijak/?
Laddah
Laddah
Laddah
>>71116369
imagine her vagina lips spread tightly across the saddle
imagine if they put a hole in there for your face and you were able to hide in the mechanical dragon
>>71116369
what is the point of her riding the dragons exactly? Does she pilot them? You think they'd be able to fuck shit up more effectively if they didn't have some cunt hanging on to their back
>>71116522
She has to tell them what to do (breathe fire), except when she doesn't (come out from under the pyramid).
>>71116492
i'd prefer drogo-style
>>71116369
FAT
>>71113350
Because she values character
>>71113350
Because she wants the big dick but she needs the bad pussay
>>71113742
And he lives on an island with no trees
>>71115201
>one iron night
>starring the dragon queen, big lez, and commentary by cockless
i want to see that porno
The sexual tension was too much for her. She wanted Yara to fuck the tits off her.
>>71116058
>>71117429
>commentary big cockless
>not scissoring khaleesi with cockless
>>71117507
is she looking at some cockles?
>>71113776
That's not how it works anywhere, you retard. The husband of a queen is a prince consort.
>>71114726
>>71114698
keep your manchildren shit on /a/ fag boy
this is /tv/
>>71116173
>What time period is GOT supposed to eumulate?
I can tell you this much for sure. The story of the Starks vs. the Lannisters that the show opens with is supposed to be reminiscent of the War of the Roses, which happened in 1455.
Further evidence of this is, Ned Stark wears a coat of plates for his casual wear, which was by far at its most popular during the 14th century, and remained so for awhile. So there's a ballpark estimate for you.
>>71113350
who on earth would want to marry that ugly farce of a human?
Also he'd try to kill her to get all the power for himself.
>>71114495
targs made the realm a little less sensitive to kinslaying
because muh wimen empowerment
>>71118673
Only time Targs kinslayed was during the dance of dragons
>>71114495
Yes, but you don't scream it for all the world to hear
>>71116338
See THIS is why the show should have been animated.
No faggy actors complaining about armor. No child actors turning into hideous adults. No divas refusing to wear contact lenses or dye eyebrows. No recasting.
Animation is the only way to truly adapt this series.
>>71117039
DREAAAAAMWEAAAVAH
Because dany is a strong independent khalessi who don't need no man or his big cock.
>>71113350
bcuz dat ass
>>71114389
>War of the Roses
>Medieval
>>71115309
Just drink your guiness and shut the fuck up O'connor
>>71116367
>no one was wearing plate or mail
im pretty sure i saw some armor, at the very least, chain mail, on some of the soldiers. Im assuming that armor is hard to make and they had a limited supply, so they gave it to the people on the front lines or behind that wall of shields.
also, jon's army was mostly wildlings, who dont have the ability to forge armor.
also the show probably spent most of their money on the cgi battle scenes so they went with light armor costume design instead of expensive full plate
>>71113350
There is no reason you couldn't have posted this in the general.
>>71116522
it looks cool.
thats about it
you have to remember that as the show grows in popularity, average people are gonna be talking about the wow factor, as in "wow daenarys rode a dragon and rekt that fleet!" or "wow that battle scene with the giant and all the piles of bodies was so epic!"
the only people ive ever seen actually questioning the logic of details like this in the show are on /tv/, a small minority.
its a shame but thats how the world works
>>71117507
woah
hey guys
welcome to eb games
let me guess
copy that
It's pretty much confirmed that Dany and Yara's fleet is going to run into Euron's fleet while sailing to Westeros and we're going to get a pirate ship battle with one side controlling dragons and the other side controlling krakens, right?
She already fucked him multiple times anyways
>>71120576
lmao at Reek's face!
>>71120576
good god i hope so
>>71120576
Wait, since when can Euron control a kraken?
>>71114649
jaimie, stannis and the sand snakes are fictional characters
is defending SJW shitniggery a meme now or does tumblr actually come to /tv/ to relentlessly defend D&D
>>71120576
m8 where the fuck were krakens ever a thing, and how does Euron control one? Is he going to use that famous cock of his to do it?
>>71120720
I'm not a bookfag, but my roommate is, and apparently there is a magical horn that can summon them.
>>71114466
books and show confirm Balon to be an utter retard and a shit leader
Victarion believed this as well but his loyalty made him push forward
Man Theon was really miscasted
>>71120849
Maybe I'm wrong but I thought that was for dragons?
>>71113350
he probably wants more than just marriage.
>>71120576
Euron is heading to Oldtown in episode 10 so who knows.
>>71120720
In the newest chapter of the Winds of Winter we find out that Euron has been using blood magic to summon krakens and is sailing to battle with against the Redwyne fleet.
>>71113776
If that's the case why is The Queen of England's husband Prince Philip. Cmon man
>>71120864
PIZZA TIME
>>71120576
>controlling krakens
>>71121113
Kek
>>71113350
because she's a strong womyn who doesn't need a man xD
>>71113350
Because his craziness is well documented.
>>71120916
You are correct the horn is for dragons. Euron is a man who has sailed all around the world and gathered trinkets to be used, he has a suit of Valyrian Steel armor and even had at one point a dragon egg. He seems to be one of the few people who practices magic and drinks the nightshade like water which gives him visions. It's why his lips are blue as they are stained. He also might be communicating with a higher being and there is evidence that he might be a warg and greenseer. At the moment he he using his unborn bastard and the bodies of priests of all religions to do some blood magic that will allow him to get an army of Krakens.
>>71113350
All she has to do is suck his BIG COCK
>>71114466
>Kinslaying in medieval times was considered the worst sin of all
Not in medieval times, in Westeros. And only book Westeros, it's a plot that never comes up in the TV show.
>>71121273
>it's a plot point that never comes up
FTFM
>>71121177
That's in the books. In the show he's just a fat bully who has neither blue lips nor even an eye patch.
>>71121273
>Not in medieval times
M8 the first ever murder in the Bible was a kinslaying, one of the ten commandments is "respect your parents", the church seriously frowned upon damage done to family
>>71121177
Euron in the books is one of the most fun wildcards to talk about
also isn't his ship 'Silence' made out of weirwood?
>>71121333
It's a fan theory, although it would fit him
>>71121329
Yeah, immediate family, parents, children and siblings. Killing uncles, cousins, nephews etc who are a danger to your claim to rule wasn't exactly that unheard of.
>>71121397
>and siblings
And that's exactly what we're talking about, murder of a brother
>>71121312
Show Euron is literally nothing like the Book Euron. It's terrible.
What went wrong?
>>71116369
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
>>71121620
D&D forgetting there was plot after the Red Wedding that they didnt read
>>71121620
they cast the actor based entirely on his plausible family resemblance to the other Greyjoy actors, with no regard for any other factor
>>71122210
Too bad the rest, possibly barring Balon, are miscast as well. He does look like Theon though i'll give em that
>>71122210
He's been a good actor so far
The way they rewrote show Euron is the only problem
>>71115548
She can't help her dumb face anon.
>>71116135
>Stannis didn't kill anyone.
wut?
he killed his daughter and he is dead
>>71121177
what the fuck?
book euron sounds OP as hell.
>>71113350
>muh stronk wymyn
pandering to their hambeast demo
>>71122294
Balon was probably the single best casting of any character in terms of physical appearance and mannerisms. some others were close, but Malahide was exactly how I pictured Balon, albeit about ten years older.
>>71117898
>That's not how it works anywhere
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jure_uxoris
![daario_naharis_by_amok_by_xtreme1992-d69qnp2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QJflz9k.jpg "daario_naharis_by_amok_by_xtreme1992-d69qnp2[1].jpg")
>>71121620
What went wrong?
>>71115890
Why would she marry some faggert for a handful more ships?
>>71122617
in the book he's charismatic, owns a shitload of powerful magic artifacts, and has killed all the people who know how crazy he is except one brother who's too dumb to undermine him. he's also at war with the people Danny will be fighting when she arrives and is winning against them
>>71122617
>handful more ships
>literally the largest fleet the world has ever seen
She's going to need all of his 1000 ships if she plans to transport all her men and their equipment
How, in the hell of hells, did Euron even win the Kingsmoot? Crazy uncle kills his brother and spouts about all the stuff he promises to do, and then somehow loses his entire fleet like a moron.
>>71122861
Don't fall for the Euron bait pasta
>>71113350
Why would Yara take Dany's offer? Yara's whole election platform was "we'll rape, reave, and pillage more than ever." Why does she think she'll be able to hold power if no one wants her to rule?
>>71123686
That's what I said! I can't believe Yara agreed to her conditions. Most of the ironborn, at least, will resist.
>>71123686
presumably the Iron Islands will get some special privileges for being the first of the seven kingdoms to throw in their lot with Danny. they can use advantageous trade deals with the crown to remake themselves as merchants, or they can use their independence to reave people abroad whom Danny doesn't rule over, like in Essos or the Summer Isles. or they can be Danny's war dogs and reave whomever she happens to be fighting during wartime. really they'll have a lot of options once they are an independent country allied with the mainland
>>71115890
Wasn't Dany basically saying that Yara could rule the Iron Islands instead of Euron? But she would still have to answer to the Iron Throne?
Tbqh, it's just a situation of first come first serve, and Dany gets the ships of the Ironborn with no strings attached like a marriage
>>71113350
Because Danny knows he'll kill her first chance he gets
>>71113852
This. It's classic Dany where she wins by being dishonorable and everybody is fine with it because you can justify anything as long as you're self righteous and think the other people are evil.
