Only lovers left alive edition
>>71103943
Azor Bran
>>71105498
All hail His Grace, Azor Jon of Houses Stark and Targaryen, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. No, not the manlet in the skirt. I'm the pasty kid with the bow and arrow, about to eat a mouthful of shield
Now you're probably wondering how I got into this situation
Well, it all started the day my father raped my mother...
So in episode 10 we will get:
Jorah
Dany and friends
Euron
The North
Freys&Jamie&Bronn
Arya
Sandsneks
Tower of Joy flashback
Trial by 7
The Brother w/o bannersTommen suicideKingslanding burning by wildfire
Varys' plan
Bran x Meera
White walkers
It's going to be a rushed mess.
>>71105498
Melly was especially cute this episode. Melancholy Melly is best Melly. She should just stay sad. Good match as a concubine for azor ahai Jonny boy desu :3
Why is the writing so terrible this season?
What does her crotch smell like?
So what's gonna happen in the finale?
im going to predict a scene from season finale
>scene starts with walder and co drinking it up
>in this scene jamie and walder will talk about some shit that doesnt matter probably stronk womyn
>anyway walder goes to his room and sees his wife sleeping
>he starts stripping her naked to put it in
>she will turn around and stab walder in the stomach 3 times then twists blade before pulling out
>then his wife will remove her face and itll be reveled arya
>then she will say the starks send their regards
>he dies instantly
screencap this
Is there any hope that Sansa is going to be the antagonist and betray jon snow ?
>>71105578
yeast
>>71105578
smelly
you ever been with an equestrian girl?
it's pungent. all that riding.
Lady Stoneheart's return would be perfect for the season's finale.
>>71105578
Jon Snow
a cute
>>71105578
cinnamon and sunshine
I miss ramsay
>>71105518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>71105578
Her half brother's semen.
Does someone have the Judge Dredd recommended reading pic? Thanks in advance
>>71105634
BOLTON?
>>71105506
HOW CAN THIS BE? WHAT HAPPENED JONAUTIST? WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
>>71105631
Wait till its revealed the Night King was a Bolton and is going to avenge him
>>71105629
tfw you will never be a pretty farmgirl raped by a wildling/Umber raiding party led by these two
>>71105634
>CLASSIC CIA drifting out of frame shot
>>71105622
no it wouldn't. It would be stupid as this point. Shes been dead and rotting for years. Its not happening.
Will Arya be in the last episode?
>>71105578
Like pure, fresh winter snow
>>71105540
I want you to die for thinking this needs to be a staple in /got/
So where was Lyanna during the battle?
>>71105498
>ywn see Stannis, Based theon and Asha together whilst bolton and frey shits get fucked up
>>71105498
Should probably rename the show "game of feminists" at this point. Is GRRM even involved in the writing anymore? Air time is like 80% female, season 6 has a sudden deluge of strongk womyn, and every single relatively important male in the show right now is on the leash of a female character.
Are the feminist hooks now firmly gripped onto this show? It feels like season 6 has given it that slightly cringy forced left wing writing edge. Never found myself bothered by it until this season.
>>71105707
with sansa
when she met up with the vale army she got to play with sweetrobin
>>71105707
In the camp. Why do people keep asking this?
I stayed away from ths hideous cesspoll for a couple days.
What did the dozen autistic pathetic nitpicking whining beta cunts find to cry about over episode 9?
>waaah waaah waaah the lances were half an inch too long!
>waaah waaah waaah the shields were half an inch too short!
>waaah waaah waaah the snow was the wrong shade of white!
>waaah waaah waaah kino!
>waaah waaah waaah patrician!
>waaah waaah waaah Sansa was portrayed as a strong woman and this frightens me!
>waaah waaah waaah why didn't STANNIS save the day?!?!?!?!
Is this accurate?
in the end they just made ramsay into a 100% hollywood villian. they totally ignored any of the extensive material they could have used about his past or his psychological problems. and then to have him say some cliche shit "I'll always be a part of you"? ramsay would never even say something like that, it's not like he's some philosophical guy who thinks that way. totally ruined the book character
I like the theme of these generals lately. It's nice.
>>71105681
Hopefully not. Shit-tier character that should have died in the first season.
>>71105629
>>71105737
Pretty much.
>>71105602
Lol no
>>71105733
kys
>>71105731
yes the pandering has been bad but you're overreacting like a manchild
there have been worse feminist shows than Game of Thrones.
>showfags talking about how cool this episode was
As long as some sort of action happens these people will praise anything.
>>71105564
terrific
>>71105578
(farts)
>>71105681
>"Oy what di you do las' night guv?"
>"OY I shagged sum chavish bitch be'ind the mobile poopah, think 'er name wuz 'Untah, it wuz all over 'er sluttish clothing"
Waif unrelated
s6 nudity is disappointing
I was done reading the Arya chapter in a AFFC and I came across this passage about the waif
>I was born the only child of an ancient House, my noble father’s heir,” the waif replied. “My mother died when I was little, I have no memory of her. When I was six my father wed again. His new wife treated me kindly until she gave birth to a daughter son of her own. Then it was her wish that I should die, so her own blood might inherit my father's wealth She should have sought the favor of the Many-Faced God, but she could not bear the sacrifice he would ask of her.
So does this mean she is from Westeros? I read that she is really Roose's kid from one of the wives. Could this be true?
I didn't think the episode was great but it was definitely above average compared to the rest of this season.
>>71105733
robin is like 20 now
>>71105740
when are you gonna fucking realise that the show has ruined most of the characters? jesus you morons just like a moan
>>71105810
Old melly sanders wasn't enough?
>>71105540
Kys
>Do you love me, Ser Dayne? Would you protect me against any enemy?
>The last time you spoke to me like this..you were 10 years old, and you'd just stolen your Father's horse.
>What have you stolen now?
-Written by David Benioff
If you have read the books. You need to leave.
>>71105811
That was all a lie.
>>71105811
waif is teaching arya how to lie
>>71105737
>waaah waaah waaah why didn't STANNIS save the day?!?!?!?!
>implying both jons and stannis' souls are not trapped in jon's body fighting for control
Stannis made the plan, seeing rickon gave jon control temporarly
Sansa just betrayed her only family for her own personal revenge and wants, and screwed them over in the process, she's Cat now.
>>71105573
She is a fucking child killer.
Ser Davos will give her onion justice.
>>71105634
Why would the Vale army follow Petyr, and not Robin?
>>71105681
I dunno, who cares? When has she ever been relevant? She has nothing to do with GoT and is purely there for people who want a little girl version of Daenerys.
>>71105737
yes and it is legit
>>71105576
You are going to need to try harder.
>>71105855
I've read the books but I enjoy the show and never whine about "showfags" like an autist with an inferiority complex
Can I stay?
>>71105855
>If you have not read the books. You need to leave.
fixed for you
>>71105578
you can almost hear her panties getting wet over the fact Jon is still alive
God thats hot
>>71105775
>>71105843
Why are you faggots too cowardly to actually say "Kill yourself"? why the need for "kys" in acronyms like a teenage girl?
is it a 2000s kid thing? because there's no way you guys are older than 16
>>71105855
Holy shit what is this love of illiteracy
Should he fire his stylist?
>>71105870
After Cersei's death next episode we will need a new mad Queen.
So what powers does the azor ahai have?
>>71105776
How am I overreacting? Is pointing it out overreacting?
No shit there have been worse pandering shows. I'm just pointing out that this season has it worse.
>>71105901
no, he should suck his dick
>ywn be in a rider in a noble Khalasar
>ywn ride the wooden horses to Westeros
>ywn pillage the great stone houses and rape dainty, pale ladies
kill me now
>>71105895
Opposite of that. She arranged the entire battle so that he would be killed along with Rickon. She is the villain of the whole season.
>>71105867
>Low effort, okish idea/10
I WANT TO MARRY DANY
SHES CUTE
Serious question here, are Jon and Sansa going to fuck and become King and Queen?
>>71105876
because he's CIA/Robins General/Master Schemer/Ladder of Chasosh man
>>71105630
Her tits when?
>>71105899
>not reading shitty books
>illiteracy
>>71105888
You don't exist
>>71105572
It'll be more of an epilogue episode. Ultimately unsatisfying, but it gets the job done in setting characters up for next season.
>>71105901
he should fire his parents desu LMAO
>>71105925
immune to projectiles
what's a cannibal-dragons favorite dish?hot wings
>>71105940
>implying rape is tolerated under a feminist regime
>>71105897
they're saying kys a.k.a. kiss; they love you :^)
>>71105874
I really wonder how that's gunna play out. Keen for next episode.
who are the slavs of asoiaf
>>71105749
me too!
>>71105861
>>71105866
She said and untruth and an exaggeration. Arya guessed the wealth part. But to me its sounds a little bit like Jons story or maybe I am overthinking things
>>71105572
No Jorah or BwB
Arya will be a 1 minutes shot of her landing back in Westeros, same with Euron and maybe Walkers.
Everything else bar the North and the KL stuff will just be set ups for next season that'll take 5 minutes tops.
>>71105737
Very much. You forgot to mention "dabid" though.
>>71105876
married to lysa even though she didn't fly so good
>>71105986
The Soviets were feminist in theory. Didn't stop them from having their way with Nazi sluts
>>71105648
>>71105925
Fire powers, ice powers and swordfighting power.
Geralt just invaded with his party and took over King's Landing and the Iron Throne.
What happens next?
>>71105986
>implying its not
silly white male
>>71105996
dothraki
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E09.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].mkv_snapshot_40.57_[2016.06.20_19.54.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t8yyt4G.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E09.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].mkv_snapshot_40.57_[2016.06.20_19.54.29].jpg")
How does a huge pile of bodies form from cavalry clashing? Did they ride their horses up the pile of bodies?
>>71105996
There's no slav equivalent desu
>>71105888
I'm with this guy. Can I stay?
>>71105925
Literally none because the prophecy isn't real
I truly don't understand how idiots don't get this yet
>>71105876
They would, but Robin follows Petyr and is a fucking mindless infant. He doesn't even appreciate or realise the amount of power he has and the level of influence and independence he can achieve, or he doesn't care.
>>71106029
Help me locate my sides.
>>71106040
spend hours sailing to all the island "?" because my game OCD demands it
>>71106032
>The Soviets were feminist in theory.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.
Are you american by any chance? Some feminists of 20s wanted to join their bandwagon, but were told to fuck off as soon as bolshies stabilised their rule
>>71105876
He's Lord Protector of the Vale and robin tasked him with it.
Robin's a bitch who wouldn't be good leading an army anyway, probably can't even ride a horse
>>71105986
Rape it okay if underprivileged men do it
>>71105740
Ramsay was gay for the original Reek. Confirm/deny?
>>71105901
Think I've seen this guy in panties and stocking on /b/
>>71106046
>implying dothraki aren't arabs
>>71105897
I was saying kiss, you know, expressing my love.
>>71106093
That's why I said "in theory."
>>71105954
Arya will hear of their victory at winterfell while serving Frey pies and will go north
Jon will take her as his wife and queen in the north
>>71105564
Well done, I chuckled
>>71106108
he definitely was gay for the second one
>>71106069
Then how did melly revive him?
Why did his bunghole smell like vagina?
>>71105614
>you ever been with an equestrian girl?
no, I value my life
the show is misogynistic because only women have been raped. d&d have to settle the score now. /tv/, pick a male character to be raped next season
>>71105578
Lemon cakes
>>71105870
Sansa's just looking out for number 1, because she went close to a decade of everyone taking a shit in her face
>loves Joff
>Joff was a sadistic cunt
>gets to marry Loras
>nope, plus Loras is a faggot
>Has to marry the Imp
>everyone laughs at her
>gets rescued and helped by Ser Dontos
>nope Dontos was only in for the money
>"Yay, i get to see my Aunt Lysa!"
>Aunt Lysa is a nutbar cunt who tries to kill her"
>"Well, at least Lord CIA still has my back"
>Nope, sold her up the river to the Boltons
>"M-maybe this Ramsey kid will be alright"
>rapes her up the butt and makes Theon watch
>"Oh hey look it's Jon Snow my bastard half-bro"
>Everyone around them is treating him like he should be King in the North
If you can sit there and claim that a nigh decade of shit dumped on your head wouldn't twist you at all, you're a naive faggot who never left his room.
>>71106093
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.
>>>/reddit/
>>71106113
Then you should check what word "theory" stands for.
It's like saying that Churchill was commie in theory, because he allied with Stalin against Hitler
>>71105578
littlefinger :^)
>>71105999
Trips confirm, Isaac is fresh to death.
>>71105498
I'm still butthurt over how Summer died. It was so sudden and pointless - worst of all, he didn't stop shit. No momentum shift at all.
>>71106138
boipucci
>>71105925
99 smithing
>>71106138
cause everyone is unwashed and smells fishy
>>71105578
Ramsay's dogs.
THE WAR WAS LOST
>>71106040
just send an unseen one after him
this kills the gerald
>>71106137
the same way all the other supernatural shit happens? same way theres time traveling and warging? same way thoros revived beric and lsh? its just magic.
>>71106176
I get you. I'm more pissed about how whole existance of Rickon and Shaggydog was utterly pointless
>>71106161
Officially the Soviet Union were feminists. They weren't in practice.
>>71106200
Happy shitting, my friend.
>>71106158
>>"Oh hey look it's Jon Snow my bastard half-bro"
>>Everyone around them is treating him like he should be King in the North
He SHOULD be King, you malcontent bitch. He's fucking Jonerys Targaryen, get the fuck out of my face you Bolton fucking shit.
>>71106200
THE CONTRACT SIGNED
>>71106194
Fucking hell, Maisie is GIGANTIC
>>71105737
>showpleb spam again
>>71106040
Little boy kills him with a dagger.
>>71106176
this is why we deserve Wight Summer to come back and be bran's undead pal
Visually stunning.
Can someone post CIA at Helmsdeep picture?
>>71106160
Shit. How do I know how to avoid reddid things without going there?
VOTE:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10544734
http://www.strawpoll.me/10544734
http://www.strawpoll.me/10544734
http://www.strawpoll.me/10544734
http://www.strawpoll.me/10544734
>>71106158
>>Everyone around them is treating him like he should be King in the North
How? His army is mostly wildlings, who don't kneel or believe in kings. And only three Northern Houses joined them, with one of them joining not cause of Jon but cause the Night King is coming.
Jon's been straight up with her with everything, she's been right by his side through everything, sat in on meetings, he's admitted he was wrong and was willing to listen to her input. For fuck's sake, he's even fighting for her and Rickon when all he wanted to do was stop fighting.
>>71106194
Pedro fucked everybody in this picture
>>71106242
A KING WAS KUCKED
>>71106048
why do they form one huge mountain lol
>>71106041
>>71106101
Nailed it.
>>71106272
Sansa is the only correct answer.
>>71106029
Just completely lost my shit at work, thanks.
>>71106235
Go back to Tumblr with your fanfic faggotry and your feminine penis
>>71105870
She needs to get all her fuckholes ravaged.
>>71106226
Give me sauce for that, or fuck off with your memes.
AMerican leftards have nothing to do with actual commies
>>71106285
THEY CROSSED THE LINE
What did /got/ rate this episode in the official strawpoll thing?
(((D&D))) are good writers after all huh... respect
>>71105576
They didn't hire you for some inexplicable reason.
>>71106272
It'll be Sansa, not a marital or even sexual kind of love, more of a family love. She'll turn on him again and try and fuck him over and he'll have to kill her.
Have there been any major battles we've seen that weren't won by an unexpected cavalry charge?
>>71106272
>>71106301
Jon doesn't truly love Sansa
It would be more ebin pottery if its Arya, also it is easier to imagine a situation where Jon would accidentally stab her
>>71106263
>>71106356
>Jon doesn't truly love Sansa
KEK
>>71106272
What's a nissa?
>this is now a 2012 thread
>>71106349
>he'll have to kill her.
I'd be more than okay with this desu
>>71106379
It's like a toyota but slightly cheaper.
>>71106324
Why are you posting in /got/ when you hate americans so much?
>>71106372
>Jon and Arya
>connect at a much deeper level than any of the other siblings
>Jon and Sansa
>"well its just us left, might as well team up"
what is this nissa nissa meme?
what if
I mean what if
what if they introduced Jar-Jar into game of thrones?
I mean
think about it. . .
Reminder that Ramsay won completely and utterly and the only reason he was defeated is because of circumstances that were entirely outside of his control. Ramsay went to his grave as a flawless mary sue villain who won at everything he tried, and the good guys' victory over him is a hollow one.
>>71106355
Merreen?
>>71106143
Obviously this one.
>>71106379
Japanese line of mid-tier economy vehicles
>there are people itt who think D&D will make dany a villain
>>71106138
pussy smells like butt but a bit more sweet. It's because its sweaty and doesnt get any air.
>>71106427
i don't. I just hate ignorat oneswhich makes your point equally sound. I guess i'm avoiding my work as usual
>>71106029
>>71106372
>this is your mind on... nothing really. just a deep void in which our writing resonates infinitely
D&D, 2017
Preston's videos reedeemed the shitty episode. Im so glad he mocked everyone who liked it.
Being smart is a fucking mess. I wish i was as stupid as the majority of people. I wish i was as simple as them.
Oh well. Atleast i got Preston.
>>71106474
danarry will be the villiain though...she's an invader
>>71106462
Night King?
>>71106324
You think you're so superior and you idiots can't even kill Donald Trump. (Trump is eternal though)
>>71106384
This is my favourite GoT image of all time
>>71106285
>>71106445
under 3000 versus 6000
firing on his own men
in the end he only just outnumbered jons forces
get fukt m8
even before baelish came, jons army had killed more than ramsay had
So, what will Ramsay, Myranda, Fat Walda, Baby Bolton, Violent and Tansy get up in the DogNet?
>GRMM no longer writing
>suddenly women are in charge of every major faction
>conversations about women getting together to fix all the bad stuff that MEN did
This bugged me far more than I'm confortable with. The whole Ironborn bending the knee to Dany was fucking painful. They're getting a worse deal under Dany than they got when they were conquered by the starks.
>>71106299
>>71106445
If that makes you sleep better at night.
>>71105749
Jesus Christ he looks like my ex-gf
>>71106445
He suffered riddiculous casaulties even before LF arrived, because he shot own troops
>>71106501
She'll make peace with the Stark and together they will overthrow the Lannisters(Baratheon)
>>71106501
Women can't be invaders. Invading comes from using your male privilege to force others to bend to your will.
>>71106029
>This is what people at work criticize me mercilessly for not watching
>>71106491
Kek
>>71106482
You should brush up on your spelling mate
>>71105850
What is this autism?
Can we get a book vs show bravo D&D image dump going on in this thread?
>>71106143
ramsay saved theon from being raped in the arse when he was allowed to 'escape' the dreadfort
>>71106475
your pussy is wierd, or full of shit man.
Pussy juices smell distinclty different than butthole
>>71106439
We already have multiple Jar-Jars.
>Meesa bad pussy
>>71106542
This. Anyone can pillage, but only white men can be invaders.
>>71106546
They criticize you for not watching behind scenes?
>>71106555
No because they havent been funny since S4
>>71106518
They must return chad to the net. He can't be allowed to travel time and space willy nilly.
>>71106506
....what?
>>71106530
Is she your ex because you called her Bran during the act of love making?
It's what I would have done.
>>71106546
Why are you in this thread
>>71106546
>t-the dragon weren't r-r-real?
>>71106555
>warcraft movie is not going to break even
>people are calling shennanigans in the chinese market
god I hate duncan fag so much
>>71106475
>pussy smells like butt but a bit more sweet
>>71105808
Is waif, the season six suprememe?
>>71105634
>>71105663
>>71105678
>>71105876
>>71105957
>>71106491
For me the episode was nice, I guess?
But there are too much plot conveniences and it strikes obvious to me that the authors prefer to schock their audience with big, impactful scenes even if at the end they're dull and built on nothing. We are approaching fanservice territory if we aren't already deep in it, see the scene where Tyrion bullies Theon.
>>71106553
yah cause that's important here
>>71106093
USSR bohema of the 20s had a lot of "progressive thinking", from demands to abolish marriage altogether, to polyamory and the like.
Stalin was the one to side with the "conservatives" in regards to "the Proletariat's Guide to Sex Life" and removed many progressive Jew Bolsheviks from the party. Lethally, unless they emigrated beforehand.
If Dany's not gonna let the ironniggers rape and pillage, what the fuck's the dothraki horde supposed to do?
>>71106504
the night king would rape bran
>>71106475
and boobs feel like bag of sand
LOL
>>71106040
Helm gets dragged into a endless philosophical debate about good and evil.
Also he gets cucked by Yennefer again.
>Jon we have to get our home and brother back!
>Jon who cares about our brother just make sure you kill that Bolton bastard
>>71106501
#Daenara will never be a bad guy. Witty dwarf man will steer her from the madness and once she liberates westeros, she and jon will team up to BTFO the others in an anticlimactic ending where her dragons just burn the other's army.
>>71106611
At least we prevented this disaster from happening.
>>71106653
He has a queen already.
>>71106661
Boobs feel like touching jelly.
>>71106645
>USSR bohema
>relevant
k
Are you Jon Snow by any chance?
>>71106680
I want to CUM INSIDE frogfu
>mfw Wun Wun's death means that the very Last of the Giants is dead, and that Giants as a people and a race are totally extinct and will never return to the world
>>71106676
>Movie is around 380m
>Blizzard said like 250m are from china alone
>only 22m in america
blunder of the century
>>71106680
Bran is more suited to be a queen desu.
>>71106636
It makes me wonder if everyone around me suddenly became retarded. I swear everyone loved it, if you try to criticize it people tell you to fuck off for being a nitpicker even if the problems were clear and not small by any means.
Last episode was fucking hollywood shit. Since when was it important to have battles? Since when do people tune in to see armies clash?
This is the new got fanbase. Plot be damned, good writing is overrated, just have the established characters do "cool stuff" and people are happy and will eat it up. Makes me fucking mad.
TWOW can't come any time soon.
>>71106710
gross
>>71106683
I fucking love Mr. Freeman
if you watch game of feminists YOUR A KEK
Sansa had ridden away before rammo said the shit about the hounds....
>>71106029
Now THIS is podracing
https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/4p2ehj/game_of_thrones_battle_of_the_bastards_is_now_the/
post your favorite pathetic posts
>This episode had some of the most visceral and terrifying battle footage I've ever seen on film.
>>71106710
Degenerate
>>71106723
m-maybe Mance just didn't find them all, anon?
;_;
>>71106747
They discussed it offscreen. Just like how Jon told her about him being a zombie offscreen.
