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Yes, yes, that's an excellent conspiracy about reviewers
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Yes, yes, that's an excellent conspiracy about reviewers forcing diversity down the throats of the common man, HOWEVER...

>"top critics" from Hollywood Reporter, Variety, and TheWrap all say it's bad
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>>71105282
>believing critics
>using disneytomotoes
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>>71105325
are you implying that this movie is good?
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>>71105325
>disneytomatoes
>when RT is owned by WB
DCuck or Warcraft shill?
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>>71105365
I'll let you know when I watch it
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>>71105325
Hi Blizzard shill, shouldn't you be in a Warcraft thread? Blizzard won't pay you if you aren't promoting Warcraft.
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>>71105282
so I guess the mcconaissance is over
>sea of trees
>now this
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They probably thought it was too problematic to adapt the white savior trope
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waiter, this meme is malformed
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>>71105282
>The Patriot: Civil War edition is bad
Here's my surprised face
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I was looking so forward to this. It's got a below average score on metacritic too
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The trailer seemed cool
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>>71105375
>>71105470
>triggered disneyfags
you always will bite, wont you
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>>71105601
Why don't you try making good movies instaed of blaming others of your failures?
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>>71105621
>Disney movies
>Good

Pick one.
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>>71105712
People like them, you can't deny that.
Not Disney's fault if people don't like other movies.
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>>71105282
Yes HOWEVER, yes HOWEVER, this HOWEVER is HOWEVER a HOWEVER good HOWEVER thread HOWEVER about HOWEVER this HOWEVER shit HOWEVER movie, HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER....
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>>71105734
Yes Disney films appeal to the lowest common denominator.

The biggest retards on the planet can watch a DIsney film and enjoy it.
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>>71105601
>triggered Blizzard shill
You should get out of this thread and start a Warcraft thread ASAP. You won't be able to afford hotpockets if you don't shill enough!
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>>71105802
are you okay?
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>>71105814
Then what's the problem?
Those are plebs, aren't there? They are going to hate pure kino, shouldn't this be the normal thing?
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>>71105365
I would bet it's not 0%
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>>71105943
The problem is the critics validate such idiocy and people now think those are "good" films rather than the mindless, infantile trash they actually are.
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>>71106059
bvs was shit though
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>>71106059
Why do you care about what they think?
Aren't they just plebs?
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>people are actually stupid enough to trust RT score

even IMDB is more trustworthy
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>>71106081
Yes, but marvel movies are much, much worse.
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>>71106094
>imdb
>more trustworthy
Pic related was two weeks before the movie came out.
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>People actually considering seeing this Chinese propoganda
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>>71106059
Hunchback of Notredame was some pretty kino stuff. So was the oldest Fantasia. Most of Disney's stuff is pretty dumb but Night on Bald Mountain was artistic as hell.
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>>71106127
Not really.
Marvel movies know what they are, mediocre superhero movies.
DC movies are pretentious trash with film school-tier cinematography trying to be deep and completely backfiring in the process resulting in a complete mess.
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>>71106149
And look at it now
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>>71105325
>>71105601
>>71105712
>>71105814
Give me one good reason why Disney would bribe critics to shit on Free State of Jones .
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>>71105712
27%
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>>71105987
The % indicates the number of reviews that were fresh. For example: 5 critics didn't like the movie and 3 liked it, so 3/8 is the percentage (37,5%). No one liked this movie, so it's percentage is 0/5 (0%).

Look at the average rating, which is an arithmetic mean of the ratings.
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>>71106192
>they know they are horrendous garbage so that means they aren't horrendous garbage
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I'm a bit shocked critics weren't loving every second of this Anti-Confederacy propaganda.
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>>71106241
Yes. And I would be willing to bet it's not actually 0%
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>>71106207
>oh gee theres nothing to watch this weekend thats gotten good reviews at the theatre darling
>Lets just go watch finding dory again then
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>>71106260
No, the problem is that DC is just the same horrendous garbage and thinks it's somehow deep.
It's the difference between a dumb guy who just accepts his idiocy, and a dumb guy who thinks he's smart.
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is matthew mcconaughey the next Brendan fraser?
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McConaughey is JUSTing his career.
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>>71105282
Guess people found out that this guy led a band of murderers and rapists across the South.
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>>71106291
I'll say it again, Marvel movies are much, much worse.
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>>71106201
Full of neckbeards who played those games spamming reviews saying that it's the best fantasy movie in years.
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>>71105282
What!? B-but the McConaissance!

It can't be bad right bros? He's my kino husbando
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>>71106292
>>71106296
lel
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>>71106354
7.6 seems to disagree with you on that
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>>71106351
Nope, it's capeshit, there's no difference.
Generic movies of guys dressed in absolutely retarded outfits punching bad guys.
Marvel tries to be ''lol so funny'' and DC comes with ''This is so serious hurr...''

Ironically, MoS and BvS are the only capeshit that has made me laugh.
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>>71106399
A 7.6 because it's the only website where those virgins can spam scores.
They've been spamming 10 out of 10's weeks before the release of that turd.
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>>71106404
You're genuinely retarded if you think marvel doesn't have the bottom of the barrel quality when it comes to literally anything.

at least DC has decent soundtracksA\
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>>71106266
exactly
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>>71106451
around 3200 reviews of 8-10 against 75,000 roughly.
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>>71106469
>neo-Hans Zimmer
He peaked at Pirates of the Caribbean 3, BvS' soundtrack is a fucking embarassment compared to his previous works.

DC is just darker bottom of the barrel, I mean, the movie is called ''Batman vs Superman'' for fucks sake, and for some reason, they even failed at satisfying plebs

I'm just glad at least one these two superhero movie factories is malfunctioning.
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>>71106207
You're just validating the conspiracy theory by responding to it.
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>>71106469
At least DC what, it's the same shit, cheap looking superhero flicks, and even Disney has used Hans Zimmer before.
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>>71106541
edgy as fuck desu
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>>71106587
truth. DC flicks are just the same as marvel flicks. capeshit needs to be purged
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>>71106638
Great argument.
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>movie about black rights and freedom
>starring a white man

Sheeeeeeeiiiit
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>>71106654
>he thinks he's made any arguments
phew
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>>71106469
DC is better because they hired the most famous modern composer among plebs who makes nothing but generic and uninspired ''epic'' soundtracks?
At least he admitted superhero movies no longer inspire him and won't do them anymore.
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>>71106541
whats funny is DC is serving only as proof of the marvel brand's reliability by providing a steady supply of garbage that only appeals to pseudo-intellectual teens.
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>>71106684
You are the fanboy desperately trying to defend DC because it used Hans Zimmer, capeshitter.
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>>71106693
You do realize Junkie XL did most of the work on BvS?
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>>71106751
I hope it was him who made that cringeworthy track that sounded when Wonder Woman appeared in front of Superman and Batman.
Didn't want to believe Zimmer did that, but at least it's a relief he didn't fall that low.
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>>71106787
>the song is cringeworthy
Leave 14 year old
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>>71105282

That is not alright alright alright.
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>>71105987
Average rating is what really matters.
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>>71106835
>capeshitter calling others 14 year olds

>that pathetic ''rock'' track in a misguided attempt to make Wonder Skeleton look badass
It was just so cringeworthy and out of place and horrible.
Just awful.
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>>71106859
dennis was HILARIOUS in that EPISODE!!
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>>71106787
thanks for showing how clueless you are. Zimmer has done the score to fucking kung fu panda along with 'the rock' which you'd probably think is shit
besides Junkie XL did the score to your favourite film last year I bet
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>>71106787
Junkie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zimmer though and that's a fact
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should have had a black female lead.
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>>71106912
You are so pseudo-intellectual it's sad, considering you actually use that word a lot it seems.
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/tv/ is the McConaissance over? Pls don't let it be over ;__;
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>>71107077
its doin fine, slick
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I'll wait to see why the reviews are bad first. Can't trust them these days with shit like 'muh diversity' and 'muh white male power fantasy' as reasons for low scores.
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>>71105282

I SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR THIS WHERE THE BLURB WAS
>FINALLY A MOVIE FOR ADULTS
LMAO

CAPESHIT FATIGUE HAS MADE IT TO MAINSTREAM ADVERTISING
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>>71107256
That's kinda like saying "finally porn for children."
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>>71105282
I was unaware a 0% was possible
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>>71107117
I hope so. I went out and bought a new Lincoln and everything.
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>>71107376
>5 paid off critics
not that hard to imagine
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>>71107400
LINCOLN LAWYER WAS THE ORIGIN OF THE PROPER MCCONAISSANCE

TIES IN PRETTY GOOD WITH HIS CAR COMMERCIALS
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>inb4 armond white gives it a positive review
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>>71106564
People are responding to it because it's fucking ridiculous.
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>>71107492
I hope /tv/ has bought new Lincoln's

You do want to support commercial kino don't you?
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>>71107565
giving people the opportunity to defend their insanity reinforces it.
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>>71105282
ahem. mcconaughey is white

your point is discarded disney shill
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>>71107612
just bought my L-Series
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>>71107681
Very nice anon. I buy all my Lincolns legit to support McConakino but pirate all other cars.
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>>71105282
critics push black male with white female movies not the opposite, white male being the lead meant from the start that critics wouldn't like it
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>>71106286
That's a load of retarded bullshit and you know it. Free State of Jones and Finding Dory appeal to completely different demographics.
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>>71107858
>>71107858
Oy vey what's next pirating a bear?
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>>71107492
What is essential McConaissance core?

I've seen TD S1, Interstellar, Wolf of Wall Street, and Mud.

Has he ever done another role like Rust?
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>>71106973
Don't think i've used it in any post.
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>>71107420
>every single negative review ever made is paid
4chan has become so contrarian that now they don't accept people hating other things.
We out-contrarian'd ourselves and now everything must be good.
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>>71108274
WATCH KILLER JOE, GET A NEW TAKE ON FRIED CHICKEN

AND TECHNICALLY DALLAS BUYERS CLUB, IF YOU CAN STOMACH ALL THE FAG SHIT, JARED LETO'S OSCAR SPEECH WAS THE MOST PRETENTIOUS THING EVER
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>>71105282
>Yes, yes, that's an excellent conspiracy about reviewers forcing diversity down the throats of the common man, HOWEVER...
Diversity doesn't mean Whites and Blacks working together as equals, it means whites sucking black dick so as to check their White privilege.
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>>71108583
Thanks I will. I like your passion for the McConaissance, typing in all caps like that.
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>>71108274
He was pretty good in American Psycho and the Nolan Batman movies.
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>>71106286
Historical stuff like Free State of Jones appeals mainly to middle aged people and elderly people. Finding Dory appeals mainly to kids and families.
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>>71106469
the soundtrack in BvS gave me a fucking headache. Really how many times did they pull the "choir gets louder and louder until it goes quiet and then something blows up or there's some other reveal" card? It got fucking annoying.
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>>71109158
Pixar stuff appeals to everyone.
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>>71109454
I think a 20something year old guy would get funny looks if he went to a Pixar movie by himself.
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>>71109449
Zimmer already said he is leaving capeshit forever because of how hard it is for him to find inspiration.
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>Mcconaughey
>Bad
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>>71106399
>>71106451
>>71106537

7.5 seems like a top mark for Warcraft. Maybe slightly overrated, but not bad.

I stand with IMDBfanboys over the rottenfags.
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>>71111200
Imdb will thankfully never be relevant, it's just so nerds can relief themselves after getting mad at RT.
>>71111111
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>>71106266
>war of northern aggression
>south attacks Ft.Sumter
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>>71109738
everyone gets funny looks all the time from everyone
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>>71111200
>standing with a system that can be manipulated by mass voting

its like you're trying to be stupid
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>>71105282
>White Male Lead takes the whole of the poster
>Diversity

whatcha sayin racist?
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>>71106279
You're not understanding the tomatometer
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>>71111456
I can go and read user reviews. Tomatometer gives me "professional critic" reviews, except they are barely any better, and often suffer from the same brands of fanboyism.
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That can't be right. All of McCaughneyehhey's movies are good.
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The phrase "Forcing diversity" is retarded. Non white people existing is not forced.

Movies don't always have to center around a white person. There's tons of interesting stories to tell for and by everyone. Something is not of your liking, simply don't watch it.
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>>71107880
Vast majority of interracial pairings in television and film is white male and black female.

They recently did a movie about The Lovings and the reviews were extremely positive. It has a 90% rating on RottenTomatoes

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/771439525/
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>>71106668
It's about this guy
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton_Knight
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>>71105282
>see title "FREE STATE (something something)"
>for a moment I get genuinely excited thinking someone with cash made a movie about Die Oranje Vrystaat
>see actual title
oh well
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>>71105282
>white savior
>not racist
keep up
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>>71112065
>Vast majority of interracial pairings in television and film is white male and black female.

are you from some kind of alternate dimension?
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Even the SJW pukes who get paid to review movies are getting tired of "muh slavery" movies, kek
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