Maritza had it tough.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>13 cents has been deposited into Papa Roach's bank account as a result of this post
>>71104934
Aww.
I want to hug my waifu and tell her everything will be ok.
>>71104934
flaca is best girl
How come they made a point of showing how fucked up she was and then dropped it immediately? How come they dropped just about every conflict in this season immediately?
>>71104934
Gods work
>>71104934
>>71104934
>image.jpg
What? I thought she was mexican.
>>71105124
Flaca & Maritza have precisely 1 fuck to give between them and they used it up for the season.
They're shallow bitches, their answer to everything is repress it, get beauty treatment, imagine what they'll do once they'e out and famous.
That blonde girl that crazy eyes and the other woman surprise in the showers when they are doing their detective stuff is 10/10 for me.
26:21 on episode 5. One of the few good bits in this whole season.
>>71104934
Not even a drumpfcuck but if you're here illegally you need to leave.
>>71104934
I imagine they were "deported" in the same way the One Pound Fish guy was. Voluntary return in order to sort out a visa and will be back in 6 months
>>71105270
>agree that illegal immigrants need to leave and not be given free welfare and citizenship rewards
>insult the only person who will accomplish that goal
Dumb fuck liberals can't outhink a peanut.
> tfw you will never work for USCIS and have maritza fuck you so her family can return to the US
i wanna protect my country and all but damn i want to stick my peepee in her.
>my mom sent me to gay conversion camp
>>71105351
Working as a border patrol man must be literal heaven, only ranking 2nd to being a CO in a womans prison.
>>71105338
He's an authoritarian faggot, just because I agree on one point with him doesn't mean I think he would be a good president.
>>71104934
why cry about it on TV?
fucking disgusting attention seeker, deport her too. her brother is probably a fucking thug.
I liked Poussey's Big Day In The Big Apple
But her staring straight into the camera with that fixed smile right at the end was really unsettling
>>71105393
Did it work or are you still straight?
>>71105351
> Treating my waifu in such a manner.
How immoral
>>71105423
this tbqh, how is she not an illegal if her parents are?
>>71105478
Regularised illegal alien - Netflix work visa is her golden ticket.
>>71105393
>show is heralded as progressive
>most of the lesbians are predatory
>gay dude is a huge bear and legitimately evil
>two of the four inmates to die are lesbians
>humanize a rapist and a kid who murders an inmate but make the black season 2 villain pure evil
This show doesn't know what it's trying to do half the time
>>71105478
Anchor babies.
>>71105426
I think the whol thing was like a metaphor for purgatory. The episode opens with her asking if "This is the bus to the underworld", and has her travelling with drag queens and monks. Furthermore Boo makes a point to mention the river styx.
>>71105426
Yeah I get that they were trying to give her a good sendoff and I fucking love Poussey but that was just awkward
>>71105478
She was probably born in America
>>71105524
Buddy what you're referring to is typically just called "irony" with a hint of "foreshadowing"
>>71105507
It paints everyone as morally grey. Not just minorities and lesbians as "good" and white men as bad.
>>71104934
I legit liked her flashback. And Blanca.
Nice to see something other than drugs and murder.
>>71105124
>they made a point of showing how fucked up she was and then dropped it immediately
>two times maritza and flaca were shown to be feeling intense emotion and then it turns out to be a huge ruse
they are actually huge bitches, maritza more so than flaca, but man I actually thought they were sad when Poussey died and then I got rused hard
>>71105423
>>71105478
>>71105551
>Guerrero was born in New Jersey to Colombian parents and raised in Boston, Massachusetts. As the only member of her immediate family with United States citizenship (by virtue of being born in the country), she remained in the U.S. when her parents and older brother were deported back to Colombia when she was 14.[1][3] Her parents had pursued legal citizenship, but had been fraudulently represented. Guerrero's niece, who also grew up without a strong family support system, later served time in jail.[4]
>>71105588
Don't call me buddy, pal
>>71104934
Well serves them right for not having the proper paper work.
>mfw Latinos thought Obama was gonna make them all legals, but has deported more people then any one in history.
>>71105609
I was really expecting prostitution after that one comment forever ago about how all her mom taught her is how to put on makeup and tape her tits together.
>>71105609
>Nice to see something other than drugs and murder.
I'm still mad that Lolly got sent to psych just so worst girls 1 and 2 could feel better about not being in trouble
>>71104934
KEK!
>>71104934
Mexico is the new place to go.
>>71105416
>Authoritarian
>Only candidate with a chance that wants to reduce taxes and foreign interventions
Kek
>>71105409
>only ranking 2nd to being a CO in a womans prison.
Nope. Have known several COs throughout my time working at a hospital - a good 8/10 of them always say they would rather work with male prisoners regardless of whether they were male or female COs. Amongst the many reasons the main one is that the women prisoners are VERY vindictive compared to the males - if you anger a male he will probably snap and get angry right then and there - but that's the end of it.
Female prisoners tend to hold in anger and slowly let it bottle up instead - they'll beat or shank you for looking at them the wrong way even it was weeks ago.
>>71105409
>>71105770
Working in a women's prison as a man is hell on earth. I took a pay cut to move to men's and never looked back.
I feel no sympathy for families that get separated because of immigration laws. It's a completely selfish act to illegally live in another nation and have an anchor baby to help get citizenship.
>>71105770
>they'll beat or shank you
>letting a woman overpower you as a guard
KEK
>>71105766
>wants to reduce taxes
>wants to spend money on getting all the immigrants out of here
where will the money come from?
>>71105879
Oh yeah, because women are known for undertaking activities on their own and not in groups of five or more IRL, why would prison be any different
>>71104934
>flood a country by the hundreds of thousands
>>breed like rats
>gain citizenship
>vote for parties that advocate for continued flooding
>cry when people deport you for your bullshit
It's so easy to worsen Western societies nowadays. You don't even need guns, education, or strength.
>>71105884
the cost of deporting all immigrants is less than the cost of paying for their welfare and other benefits. it pays for itself
Kukudio deserved to get her teeth punched in. It's one thing to be retarded, but a spiteful asshole too?
So it's dawning on me I picked a bad OP pic. Sorry guys.
>>71104934
Reminder that this is an Orange Is The New Black thread, not a /pol/ immigrants thread
>>71105951
What was the word Tastee used in place of blueballs? I guessed with blueclit, but she used something else
>>71105988
Blue-lab
>>71106008
eww
>>71105936
You have a source for that?
>tfw maritz will never ask you to frisk her
i've had it more tough than her desu
>>71106052
Who fucking cares.
Would you do Molly with not-Martha Stewart if it meant a threesome with Yoga Jones?
>>71104934
HA
I skipped everything involving the blacks. Fucking comic relief, boring and dull.
God damn annoyed by the cliffhanger ending though.
>>71105879
It's not about overpowering you - they lul you into a false sense of security as they may go months with good behavior. The guards then take the standard precautions like they would with any prisoner until the bitch comes out of nowhere and displays the same behavior as a well known violent inmate - catching the guards with the always potent element of surprise.
Don't forget the psychological treachery via sexual attraction that they use as well. No male prison guard - no matter how well disciplined can resist the sexual games an attractive inmate will play with him (which of course distorts his mind and makes him less effective at guarding).
>>71106008
>>71105988
>>71105909
Because here in America, our officers have arsenals of guns & will use them w/o hesitation.
>>71106103
>Don't forget the psychological treachery via sexual attraction
Literally just handcuff them beforehand, it's common fucking sense.Only a retard officer would let a woman get the best of him
>>71106098
I like how they take advantage of chaos while Watson is the only one who's an assblasted sjw.
>>71105766
lmao literally both of those things - low taxation and political insularity - are closely corelated with authoritarianism. Especially the first one.
>>71106228
Shut up Piscatella.
>>71106294
Watson wasn't even in this season. Basically a fucking extra.
>>71106331
He's right though. As long as you aren't some idiot who makes bad decisions with his dick.
>>71106365
Good, she's a fucking one note racist cunt
>>71104934
Why is she upset? She has more money to visit her family then all of us here do.
Fucking shills
>it takes 4 seasons for crazy eyes to go to psych
>>71106407
She didn't, she was put in standard medical with her looney tunes gf
>>71106378
They're all fucking one-note boring cunts. Fucking Tastee and her shit-head crew could have been entirely removed with nothing changed.
>>71106052
not that guy but i vaguely remember a quote saying illegals cost 113 billion a year in benefits and deporting all of them over a 20 year period would cost 600 billion. i think trump wants to deport them in like 5 years though so it would probably cost more. still, over the long run it would eventually save money
the easiest way would be to get illegals to leave without being rounded up by government agents. tax the hell out of companies that hire illegals, illegals wont get jobs, illegals will leave on their own accord
Honestly, living in a country plagued by illegal immigration sucks. All the Hispanic neighborhoods have high crime rates, shitty schools, and mass poverty. Everyone says that illegals only take the jobs that "no one wants" but they don't realize that 60% of the American workforce doesn't have a college degree and their jobs are being undercut by illegal immigrants.
I'm probably gonna have to end up moving abroad since the mass influx of immigrants will cause a major shortage of housing in white neighborhoods. I assume many white Americans will do the same thing if it comes down to starting a family in a gang-ridden Latino neighborhood or moving abroad. With no taxpayers left to fund their welfare programs, the Mexicans will probably start illegally immigrating into Canada.
>>71106490
As a Canadian, our government welcomes all with open arms just to spite America. Regardless of legibility or otherwise.
>>71106533
Didn't you guys have a ban on hiring immigrants at one point?
Is there some sort of economical benefit to keeping these people here.
>>71106599
No
Don't be racist. it's 2016.
>>71104934
>>71106376
No it's true, but in that case don't let men work in prisons.
Especially gay ones whose mothers pulled the ole Chick Fil A on them.
>>71106702
Women's prisons*
>>71106533
It's bureaucratic, but as long as we maintain borders between nations we also only have proper documentation as a point of reference for who should and shouldn't be within them.
How hard is it to just immigrate legally for subsidized education that actual citizens don't even get, instead of working at a gas or pizza joint?
>>71105845
Why?
>>71106640
No one was being racist, and I just googled it.
You did.
>>71104934
stop bullying Maritza jesus christ
