YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
A SITH...LORD?
>>71102502
DAM DAM DAM
DAM
TEE-DUM
DAM
TEE-DUM
Sorry bro, I meant OUR empire. How about we go kick sheevs ass and we rule our empire like best bros.
And you should really try this new thing called porking chicks, it's amazing.
In any case it beats me getting turned into a human stump and you spending the next 20 years in a desert jacking off into sands.
Sand sucks.
>>71102502
LE LET HER GO ANAKIN.LE LET HER LE GO. YOU HAVE LE DONE THAT YOURSELF LE. YOUR NEW LE EMPIRE???!? ANAKIN MY LE ALLEGIANCE IS TO LE REPUBLIC. TO LEMOCRACY
>>71102502
Yes yes, well done anakin, well done...
HOWEVER
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE COME BACK
>>71102665
kek
>>71102701
MY ALLIEGNCE IS TO THE MEMEPUBLIC
TO LEMOCRACY
>>71102746
IF YOU AREN'T WITH MEME
THEN YOU ARE LE ENEMY
>>71102815
I WILL DO WHAT I LE MUST...
>>71102746
My allegiance is to the republic
>to democracy
What did he mean by this? Palpatine was the legally elected ruler of the republic and the Senate voted to give him unlimited power. The jedi only support democracy as long as the people vote to support the jedi. That seems pretty evil from my perspective.
If qui-gon had the foresight to just sell the fucking chrome, one of a kind space ship (owned by a fucking royal family no less) that only needs a replacement hyperdrive (that the floating jew had in stock) he could have just bought a working ship or at least passage on one and the empire would never have existed.
So this is how democracy ends...
>looks to the camera
...with thunderous applause.
>births two children
Now I must give up the will to live
>>71103105
>the empire would never have existed
What? Palpatine's entire plan was for Amidala call for a vote of no confidence and use the sympathy vote to become chancellor. Getting out of the desert faster wouldn't have changed anything. Did you even watch the movie?
>>71103111
A TRIPS LORD!?
Luke did I ever tell you about that time a Tusken Raider hit a speeding pod racer from over 500 yards away?
These blast points are too accurate for sand people though.
Luke did I ever tell you about podracing? The track stretched for 50 miles into the badlands but the audience sat in bleachers that were at the starting line. I saw about 5 seconds of actual racing. It was a bad sport.
>>71103375
Don't worry chancellor, trips lords are our specialty
>>71103458
>>71103538
He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Anakin Skywalker. He was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil. We were like brothers and I was and his master. So embarassing..I don't even...whatever. Then one day, he started having these doubts about the Jedi and I was like well that's weirdy but okie I guess. We were kinda growing apart but anyway, then one day I was on a mission and saw a holo of him killing the younglings. I started looking into that and avoiding him. He'd constantly holo'd me and be like "Why are you avoiding me?" and I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?" I mean, right? So then, for the last Jedi meeting when we had to move against the Sith I didn't invite him and I told him "Anakin sorry but I think you turned to the dark side". I mean, he killed the younglings! Then, his wife called me and start yelling at me, it was so retarded. Then she just went fully retard and we fought. Now I guess he's a robot.
Luke, did I ever tell you about death sticks? Wanna buy some?
AND WHAT ABOUT MY GENEROUS PROPOSAL?
>>71102665
he repeats slytherin
>>71103343
But her boyfriend turned evil
When's the last time you've seen someone put effort into a post on /tv/?
>>71105619
2014
