>Can you hear that?
>What?
>Exactly...
>it's quiet...too quiet
>>71096092
>Give me your badge and your gun!
>...
>And the other one...
>...
>Aaaand the others...
>...
>>71096092
>This is the end!
>No... this is only the beginning.
>(trailer music starts: BAAAAAMMM.... BAAAAAAMMM..!)
>someone lights a cigarette
>throw it away after a few seconds
>>71096092
>Alright, time for Plan B
>What is Plan B?
>RUN!!
>>71096092
>Character asks for "a beer" at a bar.
>>71096298
Classic.
>>71096092
>Thank you all for this award
>
>
>
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>71096092
>Uh-oh...
>What?
>It's comin'.
>What's coming?
>.................................. Trouble.
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL LOOKY WAT WE GOT 'ERE BOYS!
>*something unexpected occurs while carrying out a plan*
>"Was that supposed to happen?"
>"I don't know!"
>I'm not afraid of God, but I am afraid of you
> -You're a big guy.
> "For you."
>Woman: "I have to tell you something"
>Man: (stares)
>Woman: "I..."
>someone interrupts them
>Woman: "I have to tell you something"
>Man: (stares)
>Woman: "I..."
>Man: "I know."
>>71096444
I actually don't mind this one
>a little too raph
>leader of group suddenly stops, kneels down, eyes slowly panning the surroundings
>"we're close"
>in English, doc!
hehe...memes
>>71096387
>Get to the end of the joint
>Turns out it was all supposed to happen and the planner just didn't tell the protagonist
>same posts in every thread
>>71096092
>>71096387
>>71096967
>>71097082
dumb frogposter
>>71096092
>characters falls down/gets hurt
>"i'm okay! i'm okay!"
>>71096967
Name just one flick where this happens!
>>71096092
>it's a scene with a dog
>"Atta girl!"
>the question isn't WHERE we are.... but WHEN
>>71096625
SHREDDER!
>>71096092
REEE, amirite? XD
>>71097619
>it's a movie about time travel
>if you alter the past, you can literally erase yourself (while you're still in the past)
>you slowly start to fade away
>>71096967
>>71097704
me in the sky
>So, when do we start?
>We just did
>how do I know I can trust you?
>...you don't
>>71097734
>Queen's Don't Stop Me Now starts playing
>In vehicle
>Going over a steep drop
>HOLD-ONTO-SOMETHING!
>>71097734
>"So, when's my test"
>*grins*
>"You already passed it"
>>71097781
>I'M HO-O-OOOLD-IIING!!!
>characters are going to an underworld of some sort
>highway to hell starts playing
>>71097722
that's not funny. my dad died in 9/11
>>71097796
More like
>you already failed it
>"You and what army?"
>an army shows up
>flashback
>"we were the best of friends"
>"The whole gang was there"
>"It was the greatest summer ever"
>proceed to have the same 'friends' be shitty assholes to one another for the rest of the movie with only a montage at the beginning of the flick to remind you they were once friends.
>>71097903
>"I have an army."
>"We have a [insert a one-man-army character]"
>>71097903
Fucking Aragorn.
>maybe we should call the police
>no, that's exactly what they are expecting
>movie has two brothers. one kid and a teen
>kid is happy and playful while the teen is emo and quiet
>>71097903
fucking sansa
>character motions that he will use his new found abilities to help the poor and helpless
>wise-sage telepathically communicates that his efforts would prove futile as the unenlightened would merely resort to barbarism in the face of such abundance
>mother attempts to chastise father for hitting on sexy redhead contortionist
>father simply hypnotises her with the reflection of his blade
>rapes her
>gunslinger realises he can't defeat mystic in a duel
>uses trickery to kill him
>the mystic's body is so sweet honeybees flock to his corpse
>young boys invite MC to come masturbate with them
>they all take out their dongs
>the jewish MC takes out his
>they berate and ostracise him for this
>MC almost commits suicide
>>71097980
>maybe we should call the police
>.... WE are the police!!!
>>71098031
>>the jewish MC takes out his
fug meant to type
>the jewish MC takes out his cut "mushroom penis"
>>71098031
i hate those tired old tropes
>ancient riddle/secret thing
>they figure it out after reading some huge book in a library for 10 minutes
>>71097903
Oh god I remember this in a Battlefield Bad Company trailer. Funny shit actually.
>army comes up
>"lay down your arms, or we will take you by force"
>"says you what army?"
>"WHAT?"
>"i just always wanted to say that"
>"WHY?"
>"sounds cool"
God I fucking loved that game.
>>71098077
>ancient riddle/secret that's remained unsolved for 10,000 years
>it could be brute-forced in 10 minutes
>>71098075
>>>71098031 (You)
>i hate those tired old tropes
ah, but can you determine their origins?
if not, you still have much to learn.
I would recommend the Tarot, it will teach you to build a soul. Also, burn your money.
>>71098135
but without money I won't be able to pay for internet, and access the highest form of magic on this plane: memes. I'm not falling for your tricks, demiurge
>"Yeah, well maybe you should fucking shoot the guy."
>"Haha, yeah, maybe I...wait, what did you say?"
>"...shoot the guy?"
>"Shoot the guy, shoot the guy...that's it! The victim wasn't poisoned, he was shot! [partner], you're a genius!"
>"Thanks...?"
>>71098129
>ancient riddle/secret that's remained unsolved for 10,000 years
>it could be brute-forced in 10 minutes
>bad guys made the good guy to solve it
>"Ok, it's done / yours, now let her go!"
>the boss of the bad guys suddenly changes his mind
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NPPiNnD.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>71097704
>World Coming Down shirt
>>71097181
not poster but
>lotr
>indiana jones
>star wars
>jurassic park
Arguably 4 of the biggest franchises in the world just off the top of my head, there are hundreds.
>>71098219
>smart character can't figure out ancient riddle
>idiot character bumps into something accidentally which reveals a vital hint
>>71098270
poetry
>>71098199
>dubs
anon, you must become like The Mole. That constantly digs, and digs: searching....
but I'll throw you some bones anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjKcuh8pZtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqbJHbP61PY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR6NeM3-wOE
>>71098283
None of those are flicks, those are movies at worst. Fucking knew it.
>>71097619
The question isnt WHERE, but WHEEEEERE
>sci fi tv show/movie
>everyone in alien races are all the exact same but humans are all diverse and different
>some kind of surprise
>it's bees
>Brendan Fraser says "Here we go again"
>>71096092
>You just don't get it do you
>reveals enlightening truth
>>71098936
>We're not so different, you and I...
>I'm nothing like you!
>>71098283
>>71098375
Then name just ONE cinéma where this happens.
>>71099166
and then
>hero losts his shit, attacks the villain
>epic fight starts
>cop shoots a black kid
>"No! bad cop! bad! no treats for you!"
>"go ahead, kill me"
>"no, i'll be like you"
dumb frogposter
>>71099317
>"go ahead, kill me"
>"Ok"
>kills him
>audience laughs
>>71098429
Define "diverse", please!
>>71099927
Added women and negroes. Possbily even an asian.
>>71100026
Star Wars has different coloured aliens.
Zabraks, twi'leks, etc
Diversed enough?
>if you kill him, you'll be just like him!
>>71096092
>We're FBI
>"Shows badge for literally 0.5 seconds"
>*Wow that's Agent McMuffin, I'll totally take you seriously now.*
>>71099927
Diverse in their ideologies
Humans are always show as being different but united whereas alien races are always defined by one set of characteristics which are rarely deviated from
>I failed didn't I?
>>71101060
>master acts like a complete asshole
>turns out he believed in the protagonist all along, but needed to be neutral and stark to help the hero's growth
>>71098135
>Tarot
A lady once did that cards things with me, she said that something bad would happen in my family or something like that and my grandpa died a fucking week later.
It could be mere coincidence, but scary shit anyways.
>Vietnam flashback
>Jimi Hendrix's "All along the watch tower" starts playing
>hacking scene
>hacker presses only a few computer keys
>"I'm in!"
>>71101265
>master is an old fart that looks like he could die anytime
>is actually a master in martial arts and can pull of sick stunts
>>71098429
Mind if I save this rare pepe?
>Vietnam moive
>"Made To Wave The Flag (Red White and Blue)" starts playing
>>71098202
Underrated.
That's called an Eureka Moment.
>you must inform the Senate!
>I am the Senate.
>Can't this thing go any faster?!
> enhance it
> Key spams
> 360p to 4k
>>71096332
Based /sp/
>y-you knew my father?
>>71102118
forgot pic
>>71100848
>if you kill him, you'll be just like him!
>I don't give a shit
> were being hacked
> two people keyspam on the same keyboard
> hack stopped it
>character is dying
>tries to say his last words
>is interrupted by a violent blood-filled cough
>spasms and curls up
>dies
>rigor mortis leaves him in his horrified, contorted shape
When will this shitty trope end?
>scene set in dinosaur times
>volcanoes erupting everywhere in the background
>travelling
>arrive at place
>stop
>say name of place dramatically
>>71102076
>uh...yeah actually.
>>71102153
>Correction: I know your father.
>>71098031
I thought I was the only one that noticed these.
>>71096388
Has this happened in anything other than Bioshock: Infinite?
>>71102698
The Usual Suspects
>>71102229
>Their hands dont touch the keys on the keyboard they just hover above them
>What did you do to her, you sick bastard?!
>Who, me? Oh, I didn't do anything. X on the other hand...
>we need you, the entire country needs you... i need you
>>71096360
I can't place the films where this happens but I damn well know that it does in several.
>>71096332
Haha
>character goes into another characters house
>"Can I get you something to drink?"
>character brushes teeth
>doesn't spit up a mixture of blood, yellow and undefined
What the fuck... everyone is like this...
>>71098100
sounds epic, epic as hell my friend
>character pulls out the script and corrects another character on what line they're at
>>71096444
name 5 movies where this happens
>>71098100
most comfy game ever, it's a shame great games like that are never built upon. instead companies go for meme games.
>>71097766
>*a long pause*
>Then... why should I trust you?
>>71099999
>>71111111
>no no no no don't phunk with my heart
These 'cliche & tropes' frogposting threads were never posted on /tv/ before 2014. They're entirely the product of rampant >>>/r/eddit9k crossposters.
If this board wasn't entirely taken over by shitposters & teenage memers these threads would sink off the catalog without so much as 10 replies.
>quip
>>71104575
dude just
fuck off
man you ruin all the fun in this, damn dude
>>71104104
name 40 movies where this happens
>>71104575
Hmm thats an abstract trope there, my fellow 4chanian. I'll tell ya what, if you answer the question, I won't call Moot, or ID Heaven on your ass.
What flickeroonies does this happen in?
Tick tock, anonymouse is watching hombré
>You shouldn't have followed me.
>*he knows he needed the other guy to follow him*
>>71103590
Name three flicks, twelve movies, nine cinemas, a kino, and two commercials where this happens.
>movie set in late 17th century Bhutan
>Chief Keef's Close Dat Do starts playing
>>71098429
Why are so many sci-fi shows so lazy like that? Imagine if humans were depicted like that: same complexion, same hair, same language ("Earthish"), same religion, same culture etc.
>>71096092
>Trailer
>'There's a storm coming'
>>71096092
Good guy has villain in position of weakness
>we're not so different, you and i
>You never met a guy like me
>>71105173
>Three flicks
Fast in the Furious 2, Big Fat Liar, and Human Centipede 3
>Twelve movies
Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Ace Ventura Pet Detective when nature calls, Christmas Vacation, Mean Girls, The Room, Airplane, The Graduate, Jem and the holograms, Back to the Future 3, Scream 2, Old School, Barfly, and The Addams Family
>nine cinemas
Rocky 3, Rocky 5, Borat, Forrest Gump, Good Will Hunting, The Birds, Rear Window, Intouchables, and Jaws
>a kino
Rocky
>two commercials
Heneiken and Coca Cola have both run this ad campaign.
Sorry for making you read this shit message
>>71096258
>character puts cigarette in mouth
>never lights it
>>71096332
SAY MY NAME
>man talks to a woman
>doesn't twitch nervously
>doesn't stutter speech
>able to look her in the eyes
When will it stop?
>>71102482
Pretty much anytime characters in LotR go anywhere
