rank the seasons
2>1>4>3>5
1>3>2>4>5
What a goddamn Mess Hotel was. It was the first season I couldnt even finish watching. Absolutely terrible.
Asylum was the best one.
>>71094579
If I pull off that mask would he laugh?
>>71094593
yeah 5 is the only one i actively disliked. all of them are redeemable in someway except 5
>>71094579
A pile of shit with flies > AHS every season
First one is the only one i ever managed to finish. Each season somehow manages to turn into complete dogshit despite an interesting premise
>>71094702
I would say they get progressively worse each season, but I really liked 3 and those adorably stupid witches.
I hope they bring back the blond chick this season, and the chick with the disability. Those two were the fucking soul of the series. No more fucking Lady Gag, please.
>>71095988
>blonde chick
you mean the one with the killer gooch right?
>>71094579
You speak the truth anon.
>>71094579
2 > 3 > 1 > 4 >>> 5
>>71096611
The one that isnt Eric Roberts daughter...
>>71095988
>No more fucking Lady Gag
There's no fucking chance. It's her show now.
>>71096886
Its funny... I could put up wit hthe increasing LGBT agenda every season. I could put up with Eric Roberts daughter, I could even put up with the filler episodes, but if youre right, and lady Gaga becomes a regular, I am 100% done with this show.
>>71094579
I've not watched any of American Shitshow, and this makes me want to see it even less. That costume is so cheap and tacky looking is that seriously meant to be scary?
>>71094579
1>2>5>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3
>>71096932
No it's not. The guy wearing it made a cheap clown costume, in an attempt to imitate a murderer. I think that's right, it's been a while since I've watched it. Either way, that's not supposed to be a 'scary' outfit.
>>71094579
2>1>5>3>4
>>71097023
>>71096969
How the fuck could anyone rate "Hotel" that high?
Are you guys drunk?
2 is the only good one
>>71097068
I enjoy 2 the most but 1 is objectively better
>>71096929
>Murphy later tweeted that he had asked Hotel co-star Lady Gaga to join the untitled season, but did not expect an answer anytime soon.[22] She later confirmed her involvement in March 2016.
kek
>>71097068
Pretty much. If they lose Lady Gaga and the gay camp fest shit and give Sarah Paulson the leading role it could be good again.
2-3-1-5-4
>>71097124
Ahh well, good riddance. It has gotten worse every season since 3.
2 > 1 > POWER GAP > 5 > 4 > POWER GAP > 3
>>71094579
>>71094616
>>71096755
>>71097023
>>71097068
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>>71097155
Everyone saying Asylum was the best is correct.
3 > 5 > 1 > 2 >>>POWER GAP>>> 4
Every season is good barring 4. Only reason why I rank 5 above 1 and 2 is because it doesn't fall apart like the other seasons at the end.
>>71097239
Does everyone just hate Freak Show because it dropped off after the first half? I thought it started stronger than most of the other seasons.
>>71097360
I honestly prefer it over 5.
>>71097360
I think its premiere was incredibly strong but fuck me, shit when downhill really fast. I tried to hang in there but after 5 episodes I just couldn't anymore.
>>71094579
How bad did that mask smell?
>>71096932
>>71097011
this is the original murderer
>>71097360
I liked Freakshow. It was pretty great up till Twisty died, then after that it dragged but was still much better than Hotel
1>2>5>3>4
Everyone hates hotel, but I thought the music and atmosphere was the strongest in the series
The plot was a bit shit though
1>2>3>>>>4>>>>>>>>5
>>71094579
2>1>Powergap>3=4>Powergap>5
3>1>4>2>5 I wanted to like Asylum, but it just felt like they were trying to throw in every possible scary thing they could. Took me several months to watch it, where 1 and 3 I binge watched over one weekend each.
2>1>5>4>3
>>71099298
That's WHY Asylum is so good you pleb, it's fucking crazy.
Which is very appropriate, since the theme is "Asylum".
>>71096886
>Mfw they replace Jessica Lange for Lady Gaga and think that's a fair trade.
>>71098950
>the music and atmosphere was the strongest in the series
This. The sex was also off the charts. Even Sarah Paulson oozed sex which is rare. As for the plot I think the writers knew exactly what kind of story would work with the setting and the actors. Hell, Countess could've been GOAT but Lady Gaga only got the hang of the character in the last 4 episodes. Pic related also went full camp which was fun as hell
>>71100681
Hotel regained some of the gonzo spark missing from the two previous seasons.
1>2>powergap>4>powergap>3>5
Why does /tv/ dislike 3 so much? Was it because of the female driven story? Was it too campy?
>>71101591
Because the writing was terrible and the story went nowhere as they tried to stretch what felt like a few episodes worth of narrative to a full length season.
>>71101591
/tv/ doesn't appreciate based Kathy Bates
>>71101742
On the contrary, she was the only redeeming part of the season despite the fact that her role was small and had fuck all impact on the overarching plot.
>>71101591
It was pure shit and it had no clear direction from the beginning. There was the conflict between the witch and voodoo covens (interesting), the introduction of witch hunters (even more interesting, given that one of the character's husbands was one of them) and the minor arch, which became the main theme (unfortunately), of who the next supreme is. The season could have been more focused on the first two themes and it would have been better. I cared about who the next supreme was, but not as much as seeing the conflict between the two covens, and the very real danger of witch hunters.
Also the axe man sucked dog dick
>>71094579
1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > most other shows in recent history tbqfh
Haven't seen 5
>>71101591
muh tumblr
muh strong female characters
muh evil weak white men
>>71102012
You are missingGaga's tits
>>71102012
>1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > most other shows in recent history tbqfh
You clearly don't watch enough shows then fampai because American Horror Story is schlock, and not even the funny self aware kind of schlock like FX's other horror show The Strain.
>>71094579
1>2 >>>4>3>5
>>71101591
it was just a teenage witch show, might as well watch scream queens over that
1 > 2 > 5 => 4 > 3
Also why do they even bother making those phenomenal intros/trailers when the actual show isn't anything like that?
>>71101867
I could barely get through the axe man parts, pure shit
2 > 4> 1= 3
Haven't seen 5 yet. I think I may be the only one who actually liked Dandy and the fourth season, since I've heard people talking shit. I like the show overall because it's a story about people primarily, and how we create suffering and horrific acts towards our fellow man. The horror angle is just a way to bring forth these stories.
Also, despite my dislike for Emma Roberts, the bitch can act. It's something when ability makes you forget you dislike an actor.
>>71103676
If by acting, you mean playing herself, sure. Bitch can't act desu senpai.
>>71103209
This. Plus I dislike Emma Roberts and magic/witch/voodoo shit isn't scary to me. Only things I liked from the few episodes I liked were the black matriarch and Kathy Bates.
>>71103676
Dandy was the best part about 4.
>>71104281
Seconding this. Love me some Dandy.
Who best AHS girl, lads? Even though she was a bit of a cuck, Zoe was pretty based.
What exactly was wrong with Season 5 for people to rate it so low?
I enjoyed it quite a bit.
>>71106373
The only thing I really remember enjoying in it was the serial killer dinners and the initial baby vampire outbreak. Everything else was meh.
>>71106283
I love her. Not sure if the actress is in school or busy with other projects, but I hate that she isn't in every season.
>>71106373
They turned the show into a glorified 10 hour long Lady Gaga music video, removing what little substance the series had left in exchange for "style".
It's all over the place and incomprehensible, even by AHS's already low standards.
>>71100681
>angela basset is 57 years old
>this does not stop the erections
>>71101591
I heard 3 was the best, and I was quite let down. Especially the last few episodes. Really felt like they realised they had like 3 episodes left and were like JESUS SHIT LETS WRAP THIS UP and it felt so rushed. It didn't bother me that it was about an all female witch school, although there were a couple of cringey moments.
Also I wish there was more voodoo shit in there. Why set it in the South, and be literally about magic, only to not have voodoo take front and centre? I know it was in there, just always found myself wanting more.
>>71107114
Damn, good for her. I would have placed her at mid-forties.
>>71106373
See
>>71107035
There were some good bits, but it was really very 'style over substance'.
>>71107235
black don't crack senpaiI have a 25 year old jamaican gf. I can't wait till she gets older and milf-y
>>71101591
>Axe Man
What the fuck were they thinking with this character?
>>71106283
>cuck
What does that even mean anymore?
>>71107381
She walked in on Emma Roberts fucking her boyfriend. It was pretty cucky. Think they ended up doing a threeway.
>>71107538
>Threeway
>cuck
Pick one
>>71094579
2>4>1>3>5
Is the only correct answer.
>>71107114
Her ass is so fat, mano.
>>71107538
>Threeway
Emma cucked her by using necromancy and THEN they had a threeway where Zoey managed to cuck Emma while they were fucking. The whole thing was pretty great.
First season > Everying else, whatever
Only bad about the first is that they should have kept the horror elements and not make everyone just a happy ghost family the last half season
>>71097360
There was no mystery though except for Twisty. And that was explained quickly
>>71106283
My ghostfu
