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>>71091007
>shit OP edition
finally! it's been too long
>>71091007
Does anyone else find it frustrating when searching for Classic Who merchandise on Ebay that they have to sift through mountains of NuWho stuff? I wish they would separate them into two categories.
>>71091380
![bae[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QzTc74w.jpg "bae[1].jpg")
>>71091007
>>71091380
>>71091695
Nice text outline, kid.
>>71091760
>Dr Who will never be an anime
:^(
>>71091780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3qZYUPi2Y
>>71091780
Thank fuck.
>>71091780
We've already got Galaxy Express 999.
Reminder that for all his talk about helping the working-class, Jack Graham doesn't fucking tip his waiters. http://shabogangraffiti.tumblr.com/post/145561501602/true-story
>>71091814
That's not real anime. It wasn't made in China so it's only considered a cartoon.
>>71091829
Phil would have murdered the waiter.
>>71091829
>unironically uses a hammer and sickle in his logo
Stopped reading there.
>>71091829
I only tip for exceptional service. I don't see why I should be expected to subsidise another's income because of their poor life choices.
>>71091862
Phil probably gives his waiters paper that looks like money when in the sleeve, but when you pull it out, it's actually a letter telling you to read more Karl Marx.
>>71091829
Are you in the UK? We don't have the tipping desperation they have in the US
>>71091910
It's a narrative substitution of cash.
>>71091897
>I don't see why I should be expected to subsidise another's income because of my entirely uninformed mental caricature of their social reality, concocted by myself to ease off the strain of empathy in a late capitalist dystopia.
I feel you senpai
Phil tips waiters with mini essays he scrawls on the back of napkins about things like what Mickey REALLY meant when he said "Puh-puh-puh-PIZZA!"
>>71091961
Whatever their "social reality" is, it is not my responsibility to subsidise them.
>>71092033
>What is a pizza? A circular food. By ingesting its circularity we gain sustenance, but first it must be cut into slices. In this way the pizza serves as a metaphor for recurring narrative structures in television.
I tip because the next time I visit a restaurant, I don't want my waiter to spit in my food because they think I'm a cheap shit.
You know I just realized that the twist that the Valeyard is the Doctor is actually foreshadowed by the fact that he knows all of the Doctor's Earth slang and explains it to Flavia. Bravo JNT/Saward.
>>71092110
I hate how much this sounds like a real sentence from Eruditorium. Oh my god.
>>71092216
>being afraid of a little spit
It's basically just water you pussy. Unless their sick, but then they shouldn't be at work anyway.
Pineapple on pizza is a brilliant form of narrative collapse.
>>71092216
>I don't want my waiter to spit in my food because they think I'm a cheap shit.
An attitude like that is likely one of the reasons they can't get a better job.
>>71092110
That's uncanny.
You should write for the wiki, we have a proud history of ripping off the eruditorum for content.
>>71092346
Pineapple's acidity can break down human flesh. When you eat a pineapple, it eats you back. Ergo, pineapple on a pizza (most commonly paired with that most capitalist of beasts, a pig) is a Qlippothic reflection of the eater of the pizza itself.
>>71092462
Here's a start
http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Pizza
>>71091007
Who's the bloke in the middle? Dan Starkey?
>>71093102
>not knowing based Harold
why the fuck do you guys need constant generals to talk about this shit
>>71093185
So we can talk about this shit, moron.
>>71093185
For fun
>>71092496
>When you eat a pineapple, it eats you back
I swear you're actually Phil.
>>71093185
we're lonely
>>71091780
>there will never be a Hanna-Barbera-Doctor-Who-cartoon
at least we still have the Fonz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtW6wS3z97Q
>>71094419
Hanna Barbera were pretty shit tier cartoons tbqh. Almost as bad as Filmation.
>>71094588
The people of Canada will not stand for this outrage. Watch your back anon.
>>71094652
The people of Scotland have fought long and hard to become last of the who lords and we refuse to step down from this position
>>71095108
Let us put aside our differences and unite. Scotland and Canada are not so different. Neither are real countries.
This thread likes candy.
>>71095153
Ireland is clearly the best anyway. Sure Gallifrey is here
>>71093102
Stock photo meme man.
>>71091007
One season of moffat left.
Is his master plan coming to fruition?
>>71096884
>Is his master plan coming to fruition?
You mean he actually plans this shite?!
>>71096884
>>71096930
I hate both of these posts.
>>71096930
>Tennantposter has no faith
Can't you see the signs? Something big is going to happen.
>>71096977
Please explain your memeing.
>>71096974
I hate you.
>>71097005
All the unanswered questions up to now will have to be answered in S10.
>>71096977
Hey i'm the Tennantposter not that guy.
>>71097051
Even the ones that don't need answering.
>>71097051
what unanswered questions?
>>71097041
>>71097130Dr. who?
>>71097130
What was the Doctor doing in the 200 years between when he was 900 and 1100?
>>71097220
What?
>>71097204
no man, Who is the answer. We need the question!
How old is the Doctor supposed to be now? Wasn't he supposed to have spent a billion years punching a rock?
>>71097220
Wanking.
>>71097237
Matt Smith said he 1103 at Lake Silencio.
We don't really know what he did during that time apart from
http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Farewell_tour
>>71097321
No, wanking, old cock.
>>71097321
He didn't age. Whenever he got caught he would be resurrected by creating a new body with the teleporter.
Does this mean that Time Lords can duplicate themselves?
>>71097130
Where are the Power Ranger Daleks?
>>71097341
Those are Moffat's "big finish gaps"
>>71097393
So he's not actually the real Doctor anymore?
>>71097220
Moffat said he intentionally put in some big gaps for Brigss to fill in at Big Finish, so we probably won't know what he was doing until they start doing some 11DA.
>>71097438
No. He's the gazillionth teleporter clone.
>>71097466
No. That's not how it works.
>>71097393
Teleports are now infinite clone machines.
Thanks Steven, you cock.
>>71097438
He hasn't been since the very first time he teleported, which I'm assuming 1 has done plenty of times.
>>71097505
They've always been that way, nothing has changed. A teleporter makes an exact copy and destroys the original.
>>71097527
Depends how individual teleports work.
Any which make a copy at the other end are death machines.
>>71097569
Where is this stated?
>>71097569
no. Some of these imaginary devices send the original through a wormhole, or similar, to the other end.
No one would use a destroy/recreate teleport unless they were insane.
>>71097495
The teleporter uses his body for fuel and burns it, then creates a different version from when he entered the castle.
>>71097527
It's possible other teleporters just move people around instantly.
Arguably destroying someone instantly and creating a perfect copy is not actually killing them, but that's a question for the philosophers.
/who/ was the shittiest doctor?
>>71097630
You, cock.
>>71097424
>>71097446
So he's intentionally left room for something?
>>71097220
traveling with Amy and Rory you dull fuckwit
>>71097130
Why were the Silents creating a TARDIS?
>>71097630
Matt Smith the Tory Time Meddler
>>71097629
It's the same doctor that entered the castle. The Doctor from the trap street is gone though.
>>71097588
It's a classic scifi trope.
>>71097684
He wasn't with Amy and Rory, numbnuts, or they would have aged to death.
>>71097741
And where is it stated as being true in the Dr Who universe?
>>71097685
Let me take the chance to fangirl about 10's fantastic character development. Think about it: he starts out as a man full of hope and love - and tries to remain as such - but has it stripped slowly away from him, beginning almost immediately when Harriet Jones commits an act of genocide right in front of him. From there, he
loses the woman he loves
hurts one of his dearest friends (and gets her family enslaved)
finds another Time Lord and his own daughter - only to have both die in his arms
and then he has to violate the mind of his best friend to save her life.
This leaves him alone, angry, bitter, and leads to him breaking the laws of time and forcing a woman to commit suicide to clean up his mess. And when faced with the end of his existence, he rages against an unfair universe that has taken everything away from him and given him nothing in return. It's like 5's development, but so much more human, and all the more heart-wrenching as a result.
Not to mention his half regeneration. In that experience, he experienced the absolute and total, mind-ripping pain of regeneration that usually gets forgotten in the chaos of readjustment. Of course he was scared about regenerating; of course he could give a lucid account of the pain to Wilf. He knew, more than any incarnation before him. Because he survived.
Was it inconsistent at times? Sure. People often say, where was "no second chances" when he tried to save the Master, and where was "the man who wouldn't" when he genocided the Racnoss? But I don't think I could find a single person who's never been internally conflicted about something. 10 is an incarnation who really, really wants to be the Doctor, but just gets so mad at the universe ...
>>71097768
Heaven Sent
>>71097630
Personally I never thought much of Tennant and Eccleston.
>>71097768
Dr Who crosses over with Star Trek in the comics, and the Star Trek teleporters work like that. As do, yknow, every other teleporter mentioned anywhere ever
>>71097801
And is it stated as being true of all forms of teleportation within said universe?
>>71097830
No.
>>71097750
I'm just saying, it's not one giant gap. Yeah, the Doctor aged 200 years over the course of S6, but we see many many adventures in that time (books, comics, etc). It's not a giant mystery.
>>71097438
When you think about it the Doctor hasn't been the 'real' Doctor sense 1 regened into a new body really. 2nd was just a guy with 1's memories and so on.
>>71097786
Fuck off, Russell.
Cock.
>>71097830
He talks about "teleporters" and how they work in a general sense while making his way up to the room so it's to be assumed.
>>71097853
This one probably is a legit time skip though. We don't know for sure that Matt Smith wasn't lying, but he definitely said he was travelling around for a while without Amy or Rory.
http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Farewell_tour
>>71097816
Even Star Trek changed that and we see people conscious during transport.
>>71097816
Comics are not canon. Crossover comics even less so.
>>71097958
>he thinks doctor who has a canon
>>71097881
Not if Time Lords exist in more dimensions than we do. The 'self' may exist in higher dimensions and the incarnation is a lower level avatar through which the 'self' interacts with unascended beings.
During regeneration the 'self' is never destroyed. The disconnect from the avatar could cause the initial instability, too.
It depends how your fantasy universe works.
>>71097998
But it does. It's just pretty flexible.
>>71098073
No it doesn't.
>>71098123
Let's agree to disagree.
>>71098148
Sorry but you're wrong m8.
>>71097630
/who/ was the best doctor?
>>71098194
William Hartnell. His Doctor is the true rebel and he will fuck you up if he thinks you're up to no good.
>>71097616
That would be a transmat. And intelligent species would use teleporters. Consciousness isn't some external force, it's the pattern of matter. The copy would be just as conscious as their previous body. Imagine replacing every atom in your body one by one, when you finish are you going to be a different person or feel any less conscious? The fact it's a gradual process vs instantaneous makes no difference.
>>71098172
I refer you back to my previous answer.
>>71098194
C. Baker or McGann.
>>71098290
Yeah. Nice trolling.
>>71098362
Such a compelling argument!
>>71097630
>>71098194
/who/ was the most mediocre doctor?
Possible reasons it makes sense for the confession dial to use a transmat with a hard-drive copy:
- The person going in is meant to be dead/dying already
- We don't know how Gallifreyan/Time Lord consciousnesses work. It might not matter if they have some sort of persistence across bodies. (Would certainly explain why 12 can remember all the other cycles every time he gets to Room 12)
>>71098194
/who/ has never been a Doctor so I'm going to go ahead and say no.
>>71098484
Again, /who/ has never been the Doctor so the answer is also no.
>>71098484
McCoy.
>>71098475
Such a trolling cunt, perpetuating the argument and never conceeding or even acknowledging any other points made!
Cock. ;)
>>71098561
Mccoy was GOAT
>>71098511
Nice autism roleplaying.
>>71098495
>12 can remember all the other cycles every time he gets to Room 12
Is that actually said in the episode or is it just a headcanon?
>>71097630
For me, Peter Davison was theblandest..
Of the NuWho Doctors, Tennant is my least favorite, altho he was OK with Tate.
>>71098624
>DOCTOR: But I can remember, Clara.You don't understand, I can remember it all. Every time.
>>71098597
That's a matter of opinion.
>>71098624
"But you don't understand Clara. I can remember it all, every time".
>>71098495
There are a few things that could explain it as well. When the teleport finishes we see literally about 98% of his body vanishes including the blood left in the hallway and his brain. Since the whole thing is a closed energy loop it makes sense that that matter is recycled into the new body. As for why the skull isn't used I'm not really sure, but the fact his brain is transferred would mean explain why he has those memories, since the copy is based on the original instant he isn't consciously aware of the new memories until he reaches that point and everything sort of clicks back into place.
>>71098624
>Is that actually said in the episode
Explicitly.
>>71098660
Textbook Moffat covering line when he gets to a point where he himself can see the concept isa bit dodgy.
Is it a time loop or not?
Er......a bit of both?
Look! Squirrels!!
>>71098782
Nonsense.
The only difference it makes if he can remember the past cycles is it adds some more horror to the premise. The episode still works perfectly fine if he doesn't.
Everything resets.
Except the stuff which doesn't.
>>71093185
There's 50 gorillion years worth of content.
>>71098825
Fuck off, twat. ;)
>>71098786
That's from Deep Breath not Brain of Morbius. Shit b8.
>>71098863
>comedy illiteracy
>>71098863
Good pic tho, eh?
>>71097051
I thought Time of The Doctor already did that job. S8 and S9 are more straightforward so they don't need answers.
>>71098893
>I was only pretending
>>71098942
>ok, cock
>>71098828
The rooms reset independantly from one another, because the resets happen under the condition "he leaves it long enough." Everything is a closed energy loop, taking something out of a room, like the shovel, clothes, chunk of the floor can't be replaced in the reset because that matter is literally gone and it can't make new matter out of nothing.
>>71098194
My favorite so far is Capaldi. Reminds me most of a mix/ blend of all the Doctors.
>>71098938
Is there even any unanswered questions in 8/9?
>>71098992
Moffat is reeeeing like fuck, today.
>>71098992
Don't reply to that poster
>>71098484
Davison the Bland.
>>71098597
>>71098681
McCoy was GOAT in his last 2 seasons.
>>71099047
Who the fuck are you to tell people what to do? You are not the boss of anyone.
>>71099022
Just 2 questions off the top of my head:
1. How did the Master become Missy?
2. How did Gallifrey escape the pocket universe?
>>71097368
>>71097505
>>71097660
>>71097893
>>71098362
>>71098596
>>71098620
>>71098782
>>71098828
>>71098860
>>71098986
>>71099037
Wonder how many (You)s I just set off.
Reminder to observe posting patterns so you can shun this bellend wherever he treads.
>>71099075
He used to be my favourite but now I consider him a bit meh.
>>71099155
>1. How did the Master become Missy?
Wasn't he dying in EOT?
>2. How did Gallifrey escape the pocket universe?
Yeah that was handwaved I guess.
>>71099168
He's really getting to you. Excellent. You are so angry it's hilarious.
You're pissed off because it's your tired shit getting shut down every day. ;)
every doctor is best doctor
>>71099155
Feminists cut his cock off.
It just did and we are supposed to just forget about it.
>>71099286
Except Tennant who was shit.
>>71099286
>5
>best
What the fuck is with all this bait today?
>>71099335
And Smith who was not the Doctor really
>>71099370
>who was not the Doctor really
Why not?
>>71099364
>le 5 is bad meme
>>71099370
Smith is my favourite of the NuWhos tbqh fampai.
>>71099466
I don't get it.
>>71099469
Ok, cocksu cockpai.
>>71099370
Eh? Smith was like a young Troughton, just my humble opinion.
>>71099485
I can believe that.
>>71099532
I cannot recall the 2nd Doctor hanging around with big game hunters, politicians and royalty and changing history to suit himself despite the effect it might have on countless others.
I do recall Matt wringing his hands a couple of times, though.
https://twitter.com/AdamOrford1/status/745251513891721217
>>71099623
Does it say, "I like candy!"
>>71099623
Hahaha! Says the fucking STALKER.
>>71099623
What's he on about? And someone who spends his whole life hanging around Doctor Who film sets, telling others to 'get a life'. Kek
>>71099623
I do not into Twitter so that makes no sense to me. What's DWSR?
>>71099774
Google it
>>71099774
Doctor Who set reports. Nothing's been posted to ti's twitter page for over 2 yrs.
>>71099816
I'm afraid to in case it's something NSFW.
>>71097629
>the real Doctor died only a few seconds after Clara
beautiful pottery
>>71099935
Thanks.
>>71099951
Sure.
>>71099700
>>71099737
I wonder what a day in the life of Adam Orford would look like..
>>71100140
Just staring at lassie's tits, probably.
>>71100192
>it's his mother
i'm on the DW set right now
watching capaldi and pearl film
pearl is GOAT right now
>>71100505
fuck off, knobmuncher
>>71100505
g8 b8 m8
>>71091007
Over on GB
All Girlyletters fanatics whinging about no spoiler thread.
Pariscub then metaphorically laughs at them.
I'm starting to warm to that guy. 10/10
>>71100654
What the actual fuck is this crap?
>>71100505
This shit
>>71100654
Cloister appears immediately.
>>71100699
Well It's an animated .gif edited to appear as though the 11th doctor crashed into the towers.
>>71100755
...in your brain ;)
>>71100802
That's how it actually appears.
>>71100661
the spoiler thread was the only reason anyone ever went to GB
>>71100878
Your Aspergers is showing mate.
>>71100898
I understand the pertwee cookbook thread is quite good, but hardly a draw.
>>71100903
Oh excellent! I don't need my badge today!
>>71100898
Keep telling yourself that, Andrea, or one of your fans on GB but it's not true.
GB was fine before your/her shitposting and demanding and it will be fine when info starts coming in from the new series.
anathema posting dwm covers and reposting set reporters was not what gb is all about.
Anathema just copied her twitter feed onto gb and it was unbearable and arrogant.
>>71100654
crashing this plane
no survivors
>>71101104
Tell me about the Doctor, Why does he wear the mask?
>>71101020
When they closed the thread she started reeing and shouting, "You cannot exist without me!"
It was fucking hilarious.
I go to gb regularly to discuss audios , novels and comics.
I have done for years.
Everyone is usually fine, except that asshole emtiem and a few other autists.
>>71101454
The biggest problem with GB is your statement would have earned a ban or suspension.The "Acknowledgement or speaking of other users" rule
>>71101542
That's what's so great about this place. We can call each other all the cunts under the sun till the cows come home and no one gives a damn.
>>71101542
Why was that in a spoiler bar?
>>71101589
Alternatively, that is why there is little discussion of anything and 99% of all threads are shitposting and pedo pictures.
woo....
Gb is child friendly.
4chan is paedo central.
>>71101589
Except when it's directed at me and it hurts my feelings, then it's definitely not ok ;_;.
>>71101609I don't really know desu famsI just like spoiler tags.I guess in case 'you' or whomever confused the no name policy with the accusation of autism. Which there could be a rule against it but I'm unaware.
>>71101672
I've seen plenty of shitposting but I've never seen any child pornography here.
>>71101782
Fuck off snideycunt you tiresome ballbag ;)
>>71101782
Never in /who, but rarely on /tv/ certainly on /sp/ and /b/. Not to be confused with the 'pedo' spammer in /tv/ that spams images of the girl from the walking dead with random scenarios.
>>71101835
I'm not sure whether I should admire your dedication to your shitposting or whether I should pity you. I'm leaning more towards pity though. I hope one day you find whatever it is that you need to fill that hole in your life.
>>71101869
I'm on /b/ most days and have been for years. I've never once seen genuine CP posted there. Only Chinese cartoons of it.
>>71101930
actually you and emtiem are very similar in style
Cock.
>>71101930
he's reeing like fuck now!!
>>71101454
I feel really sorry for that woman in charge of the Lethbridge-Stewart-marketing in the GB-book-section. All the people are such dicks to her and you can tell how frustrated she must get but she still needs to appear professional about the whole situation because it's her job.
>>71101968
Well that's to which I was referring, anyone who would associate pedos with this site, would also assort lolicon in with cp
>>71101968
>>71102034
that is a shame. If it wasn't a woman it wouldn't be seen as badly however.
The books are bollocks though. Ok I gave up on book 1 so maybe they get better.
Loca loca loca
>>71102050
It's a bit of a grey area as to whether or not it is CP. I certainly would not trust someone who was into that to be around kids. TBQH I'd be uneasy if they were into anime in general.
>>71092216
most of us waiters spit in all the food anyway
>>71102134
Aren't they aimed at kids?
>>71101231
Because if he pulled it off, it would be... extremely painful
KIDDO POSTING IS SO FUN LMAOOO XD
>>71102196
>>71102244
>kids
YOU OKAY KIDDO?
>>71102244
A white male military character from the 1970s?
I don't know. The first one was awful fanfic crap. A Lethbridge Stewart range could have been fairly mature. The first one certainly wasn't, to me.
>>71102301
KIDDO ANON!
>>71102252
>Colin
>a big guy for /who/
>>71102196
I couldn't really say how to label it either, and yea probably would be prudent to disallow someone with an affinity for it to be around kids. Anime is ok though. I mean there's genres of it that don't even really involve humans like your mecha stuff, assuming. I like voltron it's rather wholesome viewing. Worst i've seen is a food fight.
>>71102244
Hi troll, by the way ;)
>>71102391
>implying you're all fatKiddo
>>71102411
>>71102244
>talking to yourself
>>71102350
I was sure I'd read they were aimed at kids/teens. I did think it was a bit odd.
>>71102401
Yeah, I just wouldn't want my kids getting into anime.
>>71102483
if you say so.
Cock.
>>71102520
This poster likes candy!
>>71102252
For /who/
>>71102391
Is the pielord the biggest /who/ guy? What doctor/actor would win a battle royal?
P.Caps is scottish so you'd have to watch out for head butting.
Which one of you is this?
https://mobile.twitter.com/retard_shives
Poor Joseph J. Capricioso
>>71102498
Well, that is probably the fundamental problem with them, then.
UNIT fans of old might expect military sf with HAVOC style graphic violence.
What they get is a lightweight YA fanfic approach.
And they also obviously only have a license for very few characters, which is a hindrance.
>>71102553
Lots of my memes in this thread today. My pavlovian programming is working ;)
>>71102561
Young Hartnell looks like he was a bit of a hard cunt and I'm pretty sure Pertwee knew 1000 ways to kill a man.
>>71102690
Fuck off cats.
>>71102714
Oh that's right, Speaking of Perts and far above, Bond. Wasn't pertwee part of the inspiration for James Bond?
>>71102690
This poster likes cocks!
>>71102714
The first 3 doctors saw combat. They would definitely fuck you up if pushed.
Hartnell was PTSDd out of the tank corp.
>>71102773
>Wasn't pertwee part of the inspiration for James Bond?
You are joking right?
>>71102773
That is news to me. I do recall reading that he met Fleming during the war though.
>>71102803
Excellent! ;)
>>71102823
No, Something like pertwee was a spy, bunked with fleming etc.
>>71102690
>>71102761
>talking to yourself
>being on the autistic spectrum
>>71102714
>>71102855
Will you stop talking to yourself though?
>>71102820
Apparently Troughton stormed the beach on D-Day wearing a tea cosy instead of a helmet.
Pertwee did some special ops stuff, that is true. He probably did meet Fleming.
Being the inspiration for Bond is probably one of Jon's many tall tales, to be taken with large salt potions.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2283542/Double-O-Who-Jon-Pertwees-secret-life-wartime-agent--years-did-battle-Daleks.html
Perhaps i expounded a bit.
