Could /tv/ do the impossible?
What? No way!
That's a joke right? The majority of /tv/ will go 14600 days and 14600 nights (that's 40 years) and still not have any real problems with it.
I mean really.
>>71087810
I'm 34 years old and I jacked it 4 times today. Thinking about 5 but I'm a little sore.
>>71087810
When will the ramadamadingdong version of this come out?
>>71087810
I'm 26 and haven't had sex or masturbated, so I guess so.
>>71087921
yeah but have you ever put your penis in a vagina?
I'll probably have a nocturnal jizz by day 20
>>71087972
Yeah, but she had underwear on.
Welcome to 4chan!
>>71087810
i've done it for 29 years
>>71087967
Enjoy your prostate cancer, retard.
>>71088043
>implying cancer is worse than the damnation of your eternal soul
lmao
How many comedies feature rape as a plot point? Is this the masterpiece?
>>71088043
Eh, I still get plenty of nocturnal emissions, so I'm not so worried. I'll probably kill myself long before that potentially becomes an issue anyway.
>>71088083
kek, can't argue with that.
>>71087810
Not going out on a date for 40 days?? Are you serious, that's unimaginable! Good one bro!! That would be like giving up on Oxygen
>>71088090
>Underrated post.
