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Coffee edition.
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Do you celebrate Picard day?
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Never forget.
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>>71081301

No series captures the concept of mentorship like TNG.
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>literally pasta and the same shit rediscussed again for the n^xth time like a certain other website
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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
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;_;
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>>71081496
HE DID THE THING EVERYONE HE DID THE THING
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>>71080952
I had this game as a kid, it was pretty fun. It was basically just Q insulting you all game, even if you get everything right he only gives you very begrudging half praise.
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>>71081438
Bretty sad desu :(
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>>71081493
>we failed to kill the 'general' meme before it became a real thing
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>>71081437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiKwAS1qaCk

loved this bit
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>>71081612
I don't get how these autistic geniuses think that meme's are like catchphrases. You do it enough it catches on.

You hear anyone say D'oh or Eat my Shorts? You hear anyone say ARISE CHICKUN. Bane posting had CLEARLY defined rules like The Game.

You want to make a meme, make it exploitable and with rules. Even if they're clearly defined, people will understand and follow.
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>>71081493
/trek/ might be shit but it's still better than anything else on /tv/
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Real thread here.

>>71048903
>>71048903
>>71048903
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>>71081486
>riker refuses to move on and take his own command to the detriment of his career
not really
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>>71081556
>Implying kikes and atheists go to heaven.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRc8EyPoxOU

Why was this episode so depressing?
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>>71081556
wait, Leonard Nimoy died?

fuck why didn't anybody tell me
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This episode made me feel so funny growing up.
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>>71081830
I don't have to listen to you, JelliBLOW! You're not my real captain! I hate you!
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>>71081496
Don't ever stop
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>>71081748
You're the MEME MASTER.

Help us slay the gorga-tron oh WYZZARD of 1,000 memes.
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>>71081845
>implying there is an afterlife for anyone
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>>71081496
They are yellow and green if you know what I mean
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>>71081885
How come?
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>>71081756
This is meant to cheer me up? Thats like saying cancer is bad but at least you got the good type of cancer.
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>>71081873
I did like how they mention in this episode that if they try to take Hugh with them they'll be hunted mercilessly by the Borg, then in voyager when they take 7 o' 9 with them that's exactly what happens.

Also Picard was a fool for not having the balls to go through with the plan, genocide or no they (and all the other humanoid races of the galaxy) were in a life or death war with the Borg. His actions could have saved billions of lives, or more even.
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>>71081556
Is Nimoy dead? Holy fuck.....
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Sooooo what defines the cardassians? Militarism and unquestioning loyalty to the state.
What defines the romulans? Militarism and unquestioning loyalty to the state.
What defines the Klingons? Militarism and unquestioning loyalty to the state.

....

Why are all the opposing major civilizations in star trek basically the same?
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>>71081933
>Implying there's not
It's alright, man. Jesus loves you even if you don't love him.
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>>71082061

Kinda reminds me of when Picard got assimilated and Riker knew immediately to do just that.
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>>71082079
?

The only faction that doesn't have unquestioning loyalty to the state are the ferngi, and they're presented as immature and ultimately inconsequential.

Star Trek is a statist fantasy.
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>>71082049
I never understood these toons. Kids back in the day used to like them. I tried watching it a few times but I didn't see what made it so popular . It's like that over hyped five nights at freddy's game right now. Theres merch at every store you go. People claim it's "soooo scary". Saw a game playthrough last night and it was kinda dull. It's nothing more than waiting for a jump scar The Game.
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>>71081885
So, so sexy. Prime Famke Janssen just prior to Bond.
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>>71082079
>Klingons
>unquestioning loyalty to the state.
You what, mate.

Klingons are encouraged to go challenge the high chancellor to mortal combat any time they feel like it. If they win then they get his coat and title as a prize.
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>>71082136
are there Vulcan, Klingon, Romulan, and Cardassian Jesus?
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>>71082061
>they'll be hunted mercilessly by the Borg, then in voyager when they take 7 o' 9 with them that's exactly what happens.
Isn't that the opposite of what happens?

The Borg only take 7 of 9 back in Dark Frontier, and the Queen is all like "I could have taken you back at any point in time before, but I just didn't feel like it until now."
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>>71082161
My friend, Season 2 and 3 of ATHF is rife with very quick lines tumbling over top of each other humour.

It's not always there, but when it is it was smart and quick.

They had to cut an 11 minute show so you'd catch shit on repeat viewings.

The cup is the best character without question.
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>>71082218

>Surak
>Kathless
>Surak's Judas
>The State
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>>71081437
Holly cow, there's a Picard day? I haven't gotten to that episode yet. I'm currently rewatching Voyager for the forth time.
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>>71082289
>I'm currently rewatching Voyager for the forth time.
Jesus wept, as did Surak and Kahless and Anti-Surak and The State.
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>>71082289
>I'm currently rewatching Voyager for the forth time.

How is this possible?

I am about to finish my second run-through and I doubt I'll ever watch anything but maybe stand alone two parters or the good ones like Year of Hell or Living Witness.
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>>71082136
if he loves me then why does he send me to burn in hellfire for eternity if I don't believe in him?
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>>71082355
Post proof that he will.
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Is it worth watching TNG? I can't stand most of the crew and especially Whoopie Goldberg.
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>>71082161
ATHF was for the most part a show that was designed to be HILARIOUS if you were stoned.

Also, fun fact this intro to the final episode cost more to make than the episode itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx-zJqwrLZk
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>>71082178
>If they win then they get his coat and title as a prize.
This really broke suspension of disbelief for me. We are supposed to believe a state could exist where the only thing you had to do to become unquestioned legitimate ruler was walk in and kill the existing ruler?
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>>71082439
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>>71082458
It didn't hit 12 seasons by being stoner humour. Xavier Renegade Angel is essentially the same style of humour but far more absurdist and "punny".
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>>71081438
>I've always known, I'll die alone
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>>71082326
It's a comfy show to watch. Started rewatching it this year and I immediately felt right at home. It's like an old pair of gloves that fit just right. You have newer , more expensive and flasher gloves you could be using but for some reason when you put the old ones on it just feels right.
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>>71082387
revelation 21:6-8

6 He said to me: “It is done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. To the thirsty I will give water without cost from the spring of the water of life. 7 Those who are victorious will inherit all this, and I will be their God and they will be my children. 8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”
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>>71082488
Suppose you do it, you absolute madman, you make your challenge and win and become the new chancellor, yes, yes, well done, well done.

HOWEVER, I think it's considered a faux pas if you don't have an honorable justification for your challenge.

Someone else can claim that you acted dishonorably, so they will be acting honorably if they remove you from power, and then they can challenge you to a duel and the other Klingons will give them a thumbs up when your head is on a bat'leth spike..
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>>71082567
So don't be Neelix and you'll be fine.
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>>71082178
Resisting a particular leader of the state does not neccessarily mean you're against the state per se. Klingons are all about empire empire empire. Dying for the empire is the best they can hope to achieve in life.
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>>71082326
>>71082338
>>71082289


>TNG
This is really good. Gives me the feels from back in the day when the family would sit around the dinner table watching the show and I was too young to appreciate it.

>DS9
This is good and definitely underrated. It had some good writing, fair characters, and helped to show that there was a world outside there besides the deck of the Enterprise. A solid series. I was sad when the ride ended and every now and than, I do admit that I miss the Grand Negus.

>Voyager
Has its moments I suppose. I like the EMH (Robert Picardo is good stuff) but as I near the end of season 2, I find myself really struggling with this series.

>Enterprise
Read about it. Wasn't impressed. Watched the last episode which everyone shit on and totally agree with them. It missed the mark and I imagine the series as a whole does too. Probably will never watch.
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>>71082488
Pretty sure you had to have a reasonable cause to challenge for leadership and often times being the head male of a house.
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>>71082563
Here is a man, who can truly see.
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>>71082709
>It missed the mark and I imagine the series as a whole does too. Probably will never watch.
The series misses the mark when it's written by Berman and Braga, the same people who wrote the final episode.

When it's written by other people then it's decent and sometimes even good.
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>>71081493
Better this than the game of plebs spam.
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Is there any chance that the 2017 series will actually be decent? then again, seeing who's producing it has gotten me concerned.
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>>71081878
>>71082075
REEEE!
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>>71082709
>Probably will never watch.
You're missing out 2bh
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>yet another pointless fucking general thread
>this time for a franchise
>not a show, a goddamn franchise
>as usual, it's made by some waste of tissue who has nothing to say
This is some fucking bullshit.
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>>71082777
>then again, seeing who's producing it has gotten me concerned.
Okay, but have you seen who's writing it?

Bryan "Living Witness" Fuller
Nick "The Undiscovered Country" Meyer
Joe "Darmok" Menosky
Rod "My father was an asshole" Roddenberry
Kirsten "Voyager was a mistake" Beyer

Hope and hype are both logical.
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"Lieutenant Commander, how functional are your sexual organs"?
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>>71082833
we care a great deal about your opinion anon

please tell us more
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>>71082921
FULLY
U
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L
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>>71082901

Maybe they won't job the Borg like they did in Enterprise.
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>>71082830

That theme song is such shit though. Perfect strangers had such a better theme.
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>>71082833
Would you prefer if each of the 5 star trek shows had their own general?
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>>71081756
>nana will never serve you guacamole out of her ass
why live
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>>71082986
It's part of the reason I didn't watch Star Trek: Enterprise.

How was that allowed?
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>>71082986
Benson had a better theme song than your entire life
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>>71082921
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>>71082709
Enterprise actually had a not-terrible late season three - four.
I feel like the people who hate on Enterprise forget how shit almost every Star Trek series is for the first two seasons.
It could've been good if it was given a few more seasons to find its way.
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>>71081830
>>riker refuses to move on and take his own command to the detriment of his career

Didn't he do that in Best of Both Worlds?
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>>71083133

TOS' best episodes are in Season 1.
TNG Season 2 is far superior to Season 7.
DS9, I know, "muh serial plotlines" but the early seasons had some great episodes
VOY's first seasons did a great job in exploring the new Delta Quadrant species

Enterprise is just a turd. Doesn't matter how many TOS references they grasped at in the 11 o'clock hour.
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>>71083044
>Benson

Dis nigga..
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>>71081556
How does tumblr always manage to make things worse, especially when they mean well?
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>>71083133
Consider the following:

TNG had a GOAT episode in season two (The Measure of a Man).
DS9 had a GOAT episode in season one (Duet) and multiple GOAT episodes in season two (Necessary Evil, Whispers, The Wire)
Voyager had multiple GOAT episodes in season two (Prototype, Death Wish, Tuvix).
Those three shows had weak early seasons, but they had some gold mixed in with the garbage.

Enterprise had _zero_ episodes which I can consider to be GOAT (or even good) until season three.

There's a huuuuuuuge difference between TNG/DS9/VOY starting with mostly garbage and some gold while ENT starts with entirely garbage.
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>>71083332

Because they never watched the show and just bandwagon the "live long and prosper" meme with the new series.
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>>71083350
You're forgetting the episode where Trip got pregnant. OR how about the one where sexy T'Pol goes into heat?
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>>71083350
>Enterprise had _zero_ episodes which I can consider to be GOAT (or even good) until season three.

>P'Jem
>Cease Fire
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>>71083373
>how about the one where sexy T'Pol goes into heat?
Just go look at porn if you're horny. It's online, it's everywhere, and it's free.

Even T'Pol knows how shitty that shit is.
>"You can't substitute tits and ass for good storytelling," [Jolene Blalock] says bluntly. "You can have both, but you can't substitute one for the other, because the audience is not stupid. You can't just throw in frivolous, uncharacteristic... well, bull and think it's gonna help the ratings!"
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>>71083258
I said almost every Star Trek series.
The animated series isn't even worth talking about, it had like two or three good episodes.
TNG seasons 1 & 2 were undoubtedly shit if you average the episodes, that doesn't change just because 7 was bad too.
The same for DS9.
Voyager only started getting a little good once the Kazon were out of the picture. The first seasons were shit there too.

The odd good episode doesn't make a good season by the way, it just makes a good episode.
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>>71083430
Jeffrey Combs is good, but he can't save a bad episode.

Citations: Meridian, Profit and Lace, The Emperor's New Cloak
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>>71081798
Are you fucking simple?
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>>71083482
Addendum: Tsunkatse
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>>71081885
So Picard popped her cherry right?
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>>71082986
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
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http://www.tor.com/2012/03/16/5-reasons-why-will-riker-creeps-me-out/

Is Riker really an autist?
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>>71083332
>people use tumblr for anything other than following furry porn artists
I will never understand this
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>>71083527
>implying

She goes over her training. It includes lessons on sex.
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>>71083560
>furries are still a thing in 2016
I will never understand this.
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>>71083481
>The odd good episode doesn't make a good season by the way, it just makes a good episode.
The odd good episode is a lifeline to help keep the audience from drowning when struggling to stay afloat in a sea of shit.

TNG, DS9 and Voyager had good early episodes as lifelines to keep the audience interested until the shows became better overall.

Enterprise didn't.
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What would sex with her be like?
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>>71083560
>>71083598
Every day I thank God because I'm not Neelix.
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>>71082986
I love that show! I wish they would release more seasons of it on dvd. I have a few episodes recorded from when they used to air on T.g.I.f but not many.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-EC-0zER8w
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>>71083025

My girlfriend is Mexican and a sex fiend. Would it be a bad idea to bring this up?

>>71083536
No.
>>71083598
Saw a furry yesterday, walking down the street with a soft serve ice cream from dairy queen in his (its?) hand. It was 98 degrees outside.

>>71083527
>implying Picard gets any, even with the help of that cool ass statue on Risa. Seriously, Data got more ass.
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Yes, well done, Species 8472, well done...

However...
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>>71083598
what's not to understand? Normal porn is boring, furry porn can be whatever I want it to be. It's hot so I fap to it, I don't think about it any deeper than that.
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>>71083481
>The animated series isn't even worth talking about, it had like two or three good episodes.

What about the one where Spock summons Satan?
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>>71083749
>Seriously, Data got more ass.

>that episode where the virus makes everyone drunk
>all the goofy faces Data made
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Yes, well done Picard, you proved your species' worth, well done....

HOWEVER
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>>71083614
Like fucking a sheet of recycled posterboard.
Your dick would bleed.
>>71083651
You mean you yell upwards because you lack his Snyder-tier deception.
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>>71083801
Yes, Q, you've concocted an elaborate multi-dimensional scenario specifically designed to reveal and exploit the inherent flaws of human nature, Well done...

HOWEVER
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>>71083756
>furry porn can be whatever I want it to be
I don't get this, it's just fat people in costumes. Unless that's what you want it to be, your statement doesn't make any sense.
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>>71083956
Wall when?
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>>71083947
You misunderstand, I don't care about 3d furries, that defeats the whole point imo. I just like the drawn stuff and stories.
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>>71083749
>Saw a furry yesterday, walking down the street with a soft serve ice cream
How could he eat the icecream with the head on. Wouldn't the icecream melt on his expensive fur costume hands? I hear those suites are expensive.
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>>71082833
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>>71084031
I bet those suits get as stinky as a TNG s1-2 uniform.
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>>71082833
u mad?
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>>71084031

That's what I was thinking. The DQ was across the street when I spotted him but I don't know how long the walk was to wherever he was going. He was a cow if that matters.

>>71084076
kek.
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>>71082833
I fucking agree, this cancer is generla and tho whole series needs the movies for the residual fan involvement seek TMP up to UC

If it's not beyond talk or upcoming series talk why have these threads ??
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>>71084076
Probably
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<--- Reddit is that way
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>>71083752
>Not this
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>>71082833
would you prefer, instead of a general for a franchise, a general each for every star trek show and movie?
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>>71082833
>>as usual, it's made by some waste of tissue who has nothing to say
>implying that's ever stopped /tv/ before.
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>>71084284
I watched that episode on a tv that didn't show the color green. It was a very odd experience.
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>>71084307
Jonathan Fakes, please leave.
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Best ST music coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzHw3W_7Ft8
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>>71084307
You just know
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>>71084031
>used to wonder why most fursuits wear clothes, like what's the point
>then realized its to cover the fuckholes
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>>71084357
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>>71081496
BIG and WHITE and full of PRIVILEGE
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>>71084427
They did seem close.
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>>71083557
>no mention of Season 1 Riker creepy smiles
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>>71084391
Best companion disk close behind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHg_1Ni6k-c
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>>71084620
dat lewd belly buttton
wew
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>>71084553
For some reason I always think this has to be shopped.
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>Retard aliens
Seriously?
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>>71081798
>This thread is archived
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What happened to this qt?
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>>71084923
She moved to Mars.
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>>71084923
I once started a fan fiction series about a galaxy class starship that's assigned to look for Voyager but gets sucked into the delta quadrant by the other caretaker, and she was one of the characters.

And by 'started', I mean wrote a title and stopped.
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>>71084923
Mutated by Data by accident, sent to live on Mars.
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Does someone have the story explaining why Jeri Ryan is the reason Obama became the president?
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>>71085729
Okay, /trek/, many of you still don’t understand the connection between the multimedia entertainment franchise Star Trek and the 44th President of the United States Barack Obama, so I’m going to summarize them for anyone who’s curious.

>Jeri Ryan (née Zimmerman) marries rich weirdo Jack Ryan
>he just so happens to be a degenerate sexual pervert
>he tries to trick her into going with him to BDSM clubs
>she loses all romantic and sexual interest in her husband
>Brannon Braga wants to castingcouch her, so he hires her for Voyager
>she begins cheating on her husband with Brannon Braga
>she gets divorced from her estranged husband
>she and her husband ask the court to seal the records
>the judge agrees and the divorce records are sealed
>years pass, Voyager is a failure, life goes on
>her ex-husband runs for a US Senate seat in Illinois
>she and her ex-husband try to keep the records sealed
>a new judge overrules them and opens up the records
>the Illinois public learns that her ex is a degenerate sexual pervert
>her ex-husband quickly withdraws from the race
>her ex-husband’s Republican replacement loses in a landslide
>her ex-husband’s Democrat opponent wins in a landslide
>prior to the election, as a reward for an expected landslide victory, the Democrat is invited to speak at the Democratic National Convention
>after giving the keynote address at the DNC, that rising political star becomes a household name for being young, hip, well-spoken and sexy
>that senator’s name?
>Hussein

Put this in your screencap and smoke it.
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>>71085838
This is your best presentation of this pasta by far.
Bravo! Heil Gort!
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>>71084391
No, I'm sorry, it just feels to televisiony for me, not a true cinematic experience.

I know it's not right, I know it's not fair, I know in my head that TMP predates TNG, but in my heart that's just how I feel.
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>>71086060
20 minute sweeping shots of the enterprise are pure kino buddy
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>>71084923
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>>71081556
holy fucking shit please delete this
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>>71086652
is that data cum?
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>>71086759
why?
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>>71086759
hello?
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>>71086759
Why do you care? He put a spoiler on it so don't open it.
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IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD
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>>71087622
But are there better roads?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10177623
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>>71081933
based dew-KAT
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>>71088120
Many knew him as the "bad guy #2" in Total Recall or "Bank Robber (uncredited)" on TJ Hooker
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>>71088167
I always knew him as Gul Macet.
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du-KAT
ED DING TON
[Hyperventilating]
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>>71088420
YOU
BEEEEE
TREHHHD
YOUR UNIFORM!
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>>71088420
>>71088543
Not, it's no linear.
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>>71088594
I love your file names.
_________________________________

Series Finales
All Good Things >>> What We Leave Behind >/ Endgame >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [BUFFER ZONE] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO DISCUSS TURNABOUT INTRUDER] >>>>>>>>>> These Are The Voyages
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Why did Janeway leave Tuvok for the Klingon System with a promotional photo from Season 7 of Voyager?
Were they living in a universe where Voyager is a reality and the show is a part of another universe?
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>>71088688
How are you putting What You Leave Behind on the same level as Endgame?

>the future is pretty swell, so Admiral Janeway has weak motivation
>overpowered Voyager means no tension in any of the Borg scenes
>the Queen is back and she's just as petty and individualistic as ever
>giving the virus to the Queen genocides the entire collective
>series ends before they actually make it back home
Wew Bran.
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>>71088804
I know, I know. I just thought that it did better on two fronts than WYLB.

It didn't end by turning one of the greatest Trek villains of all time into a laughable evil Bajoran who later comes a laughable evil Pah-Wraith (with the high ground ;)

I also thought.. wait, come to think of it, those shitty montages at the end of DS9 weren't all the bad because they wrapped up most of season 7s character arcs quite well. The rapports had been thoroughly established and expounded upon.

I redact my claim and say DS9's finale is better than Endgame but not by any large margin.
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>>71084923
Nailed and carrying my offspring.
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>>71081906
I WORK FOR JELLICO! JELLICO WORKS FOR STARFLEET! STARFLEET OWNS THE COPS!
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>>71082147
Ferengi are supposed to be loyal to The Nagus who is the head of state. Quark, Rom, even assholes like Brunt.

>>71082079
The reason you have this opinion is that you mostly see aliens who are members of the military or diplomats representing the state. See how many people you can name from those races that don't fall into that category.
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>>71086965
his lubricant, yes
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>>71090120
Stop posting forever you autistic piece of shit. You are a clog in the gene pool.
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>>71090497
What?
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>>71090497
apparently you are too being in trek threads from 3 PM to 3 AM
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/you%20are%20a%20clog%20in%20the%20gene%20pool/
>http://www.euthanasia.com/
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I'm watching Voyager, every time Janeway and Chakotay have a one on one discussion up close, it's always really sultry and Janeway always stares from his eyes to his mouth, it's like she's ready for a full on pash nearly every scene. Anyone else notice this?
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>>71091419
>Kathryn, my people taught me how to release tension through ancient native techniques
>mmm yes it's nice..Wait, what the hell am I doing?! Hands off CHAH-KO-TAY
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>>71083527

Nope. Some jew on a casting couch.

What, are you retarded?

Besides, Patrick Stewart is a faggot.
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>>71091978
He's only gay in the way that every British person is. He likes girls.
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>>71083025

Eww. Nasty.

You can have it.

Old women are so fucking hurl-inducing.
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>>71081885
Was that Riker's holo-wife? Or someone else?
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>>71082079
>What defines the Klingons? Militarism and unquestioning loyalty to the state.
Jesus christ you couldn't be more wrong if you were INTENTIONALLY trying to be retarded. We literally see them fight two civil wars AND the enemy combatants still drink together because they don't give a shit about who's loyal to who.
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>The Inner Light
>The Visitor
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>>71092456
Nevermind, I'm retarded.
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>>71083350

Daily reminder that TNG was a woefully gay PC fest only suitable for faggots, sjw morons, cucks, and trannies.
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>>71083350

Daily reminder that Voyager was a super gay hagfest populated by a shipload of sniveling whiners subservient to an annoyingly preachy feminist incompetent who suffered from chronic psychosexual penis envy.
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>>71083350

Daily reminder that NigTrek9 was a boring soap opera with a bunch of unlikeable characters, feminists everywhere, a token nig commander, and way too many space jews.
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>>71083350

Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.
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>>71092405

Daily reminder that Klingons are really just thin skinned, excessively prideful, and horribly insecure.
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>>71092865
pretty much. The defining traits of klingon culture are boasting and bantz. Their "honor" goes out the window the moment they spy an opportunity to stick a knife in someone's ribs.
Worf is the only Klingon to ever really live up to the ideal.
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>>71092458
>tfw watching The Visitor

I fucking cried like a bitch
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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
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>>71093124
STOP REMINDING ME I KNOW
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>>71092458
>The Visitor
You know it's an overlooked point that with Sisko "The Emissary" gone Bajor is so completely helpless and incompetent they immediately form a defense pact with the Cardassians of all people because they're scared of the Klingons. Utterly ridiculous what a backwards, confused, inconsistent people they are.
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What distinction does Picard hold as a runner?
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>>71093271

He's always running off at the mouth. Usually about some queer shit.
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>>71093264
I think around the point they revealed Bajorans built SOLAR-POWERED WOODEN SPACEFARING SHIPS I was fucking done with them. I could deal with the ear magic. I could deal with spooky ghosts. I could deal with magic crystals and worm hole gods and Sisko being mohammad and that HUGE BITCH Kai Winn.

But I had to draw the line somewhere, and no further.
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>>71093124
Friendly reminder that Garak did the wrong things for the right reasons.
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>>71093839
Incorrect. Picard is the only freshman ever to win the Academy marathon.

What shows do the flashbacks in Shades of Gray come from? (List, in sequence and by title, including repeats.)
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>>71094006

Are you fucking delusional?

When you decided to choose your religion, am I to believe you were actually retarded enough to pick television?
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>>71094209
Incorrect. "The Last Outpost," "Encounter at Farpoint," "The Dauphin," "The Icarus Factor," "Justice," "11001001," "Angel One," "Up the Long Ladder," "Skin of Evil," "The Child," "A Matter of Honor," "Conspiracy," "Symbiosis" (just prior to this, Dr. Pulaski taps the control panel of the neural stimulator without looking), "The Last Outpost," "Skin of Evil," "11001001," "Heart of Glory" (unknown clip of solar activity), "Conspiracy," "The Last Outpost," "Symbiosis," "Conspiracy," "11001001," "The Naked Now," "Skin of Evil," "A Matter of Honor," "11001001," "Loud as a Whisper," "A Matter of Honor," "11001001," "Unnatural Selection," "11001001," "Heart of Glory," "Conspiracy," "11001001," "The Naked Now," "Skin of Evil" (audio only).

Which deck houses Troi's quarters?
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>>71083025
>you will never be tortured by mirrorverse Kyra
why live?
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I'll take that as a "yes".

picrelated... it's >>71094400
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>its a data and riker play poker episode
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>>71094788
Incorrect. Troi's quarters are on deck 9.

What is the pulse rate of Troi's baby when he is born?
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is there a list anywhere of all the non shit tng episodes?
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>>71095021
Watch every episode of every trek by air date including TAS or get right the fuck out
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>>71082079
Totalitarianism comes in various flavours, Anon
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>>71081933
>There are people in this thread who will not vote for Dukat.
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>>71095021
Watch all tng on x0.5
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>>71095021
Watch them all you clusterfucking shitfarmer.
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Anything leaked about the new series yet?

Hopefully a lot of race mixing.
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>>71095085
>Federation
>Americanabritstralia

kek no
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>>71094942
66
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>>71095337
oy vey not yet friend
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>>71095421
>He doesn't want to see a qt Human, Trill or Bajoran get FERENGI'D

tip top pleb tbqh
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>>71095343
>Klingons speak Klingon
>Vulcans speak Vulcan
>Bajorans speak Bajoran
>Humans speak English
Coincidence!
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>>71095536
>Humans speak Human
that sounds retarded. And now all of those you listed sound retarded. Thanks.
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Time to rewatch Voyager for a second time
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At what episode of TNG did DS9 begun to run concurrently with it?
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A COOCHIE MOYA
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>>71095370
Incorrect. Troi's baby had a pulse of 137 bpm.
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>>71095662
alright. What else ya got big guy?
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>>71095662
this game is dumb. computer, end program.
resume classical music playback.
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>mfw new Star Trek has 12-14 episodes a season like every show it seems these days
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>>71095614
"Birthright" maybe?
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Character_crossover_appearances#Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine
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>>71081556
WHY is Spock EMPHASIZING random WORDS?
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>>71095724
writers are getting lazier and shittier
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>>71095783
it's a comic book thing they do for some reason, apparently comic nerds have such low IQs they need to be told exactly how the cadence of each sentence should sound.
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>>71095789
>There will still be holodeck filler episodes even though there are only 12 episodes a season.

JUST
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>>71095897
>it won't be episodic

JUST
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>>71095897
>he doesn't enjoy wacky holodeck episodes
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Whose idea was the decon gel?

Surely individual showers would be more effective than rubbing each other

Is it some Denobulan thing?
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>>71096603
probably some supreme gentleman
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>>71095897
>implying it would in any way shape or form be star trek without a holodeck episode specifically mentioning the safeties broke again
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>>71095724
22-26 episodes is waaaay too many. quality suffers and half the eps end up being poopy.
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Why did JJ lie about Khan?

Why did JJ lie about the Axanar lawsuit going away?

Why is JJ such a liar?
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>>71093238
except he did do something wrong
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>>71095536
Thats how English works though

>French speak French
>Germans speak German
>Spanish speak Spanish
>Americans speak English
Coincidence!
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>>71096865
You ever see humans in star trek speaking anything other than English?

They may very well call it "Terran" language in the future.
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>>71096918
lol, copying from starcraft? dont think so idiot
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>>71096865
>What did he say?
You don't wanna know, Sir.

UT terker jerb and also made this conversation pointless
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>>71096945
The term is used in Trek a lot, especially to distance "human" and "humanoid"

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Terran
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>>71096865
Point is, it's not "Human" language.

Hence: Anglosphere flag.

Simple shit is simple.
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>>71082147
>they're presented as immature and ultimately inconsequential.

Ferengi were designed to be modern day humans, while the Federation come the Motion Picture franchise/TNG are a Federated Socialist Democracy. (TOS they are just the US)

I would much rather live in the Federation than modern day earth or the Ferengi alliance.
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Hey the Picard Maneuver only uses one finger the butt! You're trying the Janeway Gambit!
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>>71095614
DS9 starts after Chain of Command.
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>>71090497
Don't use my insult, you autistic twat.
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>>71091978
Clearly you are retarded and have terrible reading comprehension.
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>>71092677
The guy who made the wooden arch that Worf uses for his control panel worked himself to death finishing it.
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>>71100561
Eat shit Pakled. You are a clog in the gene pool.
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>>71100933
Stop using my fucking insult, you autistic shitbox.
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Are there any moderately active irc chats for Star Trek?
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Favourite non-starfleet ship?

Hardmode: doesn't have "bird" in the name
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>>71101519
I like the D7s
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>>71081301
How big was Voyager compared to TNG Enterprise?
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