i can hear my roommate fucking his hot gf in the next room
movies for this feel pls
I remember when I was a kid and overheard my mom fucking some random chad I put on Tremors 3.
It's not a good movie at all and I don't know why I put it on but I did.
Is sex really as good as porn makes it seem?
>>71080884
If you've already been fucking the same girl for a while and you're comfortable with each other it's awesome
Otherwise it's awkward as fuck
>>71080884
judging from what ive been listening to for the last hour or so, yes
>>71080884
It's great if you're both attracted to each other, eager, and I would also add in experimental/non-judgemental. But you can get plenty of shitty sex.
>>71080884
I would do it all the time without stop if women didnt get tired of it so quickly
>>71080884
No fapping feels better. I don't know why but I still crave actual sex over fapping. I think the fact that its not as sad as doing it alone is why I still seek out actual sex.
>>71080978
this. i'm in my late 20's but i'm still hornier than a 14 year old.
>tfw no nymphofu who wants to fuck 8 times a day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0
>it's another /r/eddit9k crossposter thread
>>71081096
I would expire within a week if I had a harem
>>71081096
>Nympho
>8 times a day
Hahaha, nooo doesn't work like that, senpai. I dated a clinical nympho for 3 weeks and had to bail out because it wasn't 8 times a day, it was ALL DAY. When you're trying to watch a show. When you're trying to eat. When you're talking to someone, she's rubbing your already sore dick because you came literally over a dozen times in the last 4 hours.
>>71081208
I dated a nympho. The only reason she would stop is because her pussy would get too sore.
>>71081208
>>71081457
Nymphos are the fantasies of virgins. Wanting one is essentially the same as asking for a girl who can't cum, because they're never satisfied.
tfw miss waking up/sleeping next to a qt more than I miss the sex
>>71081457
>is because her pussy would get too sore.
Nigga you circumcised or something?
>>71081727
>>71081754
Nope 8x5
>>71080765
If he is your roommate, what 'next room' is there? I don't understand America at all
>>71081775
anon stop
>>71081957
we share an apartment, i guess hes technically my flatmate
>>71080765
Who wizard soon? Only 3 more years till I get my cert
>>71082046
L O L
O
L
just kys already
>>71081775
>ever
That implies past and presentI used to have that
>not attracted to anyone who's attracted to me but sometimes fantasize about fucking them anyway
>>71081176
And does it really matter?
>one response
>Tremors 3
>not even a real answer
>some other fag trying to relate to OP
Yeah, now you're in /tv/ all right
>>71081775
hey isn't that the dead guy
>>71082464
Iktf
just fucking go outside do something
>>71082464
>>71082966
>have no job, no school and no friends so there's nobody to be attracted to me
>I "go outside" to do stuff >>71083104
but it all involves stuff that I do alone like walking the dog or going hiking
>>71082464
>people have been attracted to him
normies please leave my board
>>71083165
you can be attractive and still be a beta virgin loser, its called autism and SAD
>>71083243
I don't have a job or a car or a "place of my own", there's no bullshit liberal diagnosis for that
Fucking normie shit
>can hear my chad roommate fucking his gf
>the bed is squeaking violently but she's not moaning
at least i can feel better knowing he has a small dick
>>71082046
I've got 6 months to go.
>>71083104
>Go outside
How is this supposed to be some magical solution?
>>71083104
>why don't poor people just stop being poor?
i can hear my bull fucking my hot wife in the next room
movies for this feel pls
>>71082046
How old for Wizard status?
>>71080765
pics of hot gf?
>>71083492
XXX
>>71080765
run in there and take a picture anon
>>71083432
You need a movie too you greedy fuck? just watch them, dick ready, like any normal husband
>>71083432
>not recording the action to sell to BLACKED
>>71080884
One night stands and prostitutes suck... but having sex with someone you really like and care about is fucking amazing. Plus if you're close enough you can make her do all the things that you like.
The Cuckold
What does sex feel like?
>>71080978
They don't get tired of it. You just gotta ease them into it. If you know how to turn on all the switches then they won't get tired.
>>71080765
RECORD IT
I love listening to neighbors fuck it's so hot
>>71080944
>one night stands and prostitutes suck
Nope
>>71081775
>>71083441
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>71083809
bags of salty coins
>>71083809
like getting kicked in the dick, your experience may varyi should mention that i have a fetish for getting kicked in the dick
>>71083809
go do 100 pushups on your bed. then jack off as lightly as you possibly can, after putting your hand in hot water. congrats my friend, you have just gotten laid.
>>71084062
lmao
Just be yourself
>>71080884
Havent you tried yourself... anon?
>>71084558
Well if it makes you feel any better, paying for it doesn't count.
>>71084558
dont do it son
>>71084615
yeah it does...
