Have you ever taken a girl to the movies?
How did it go?
Did you hold hands?
>>71080004
I took a cute tiny Asian grill to Hardcore Henry. It was pretty fun. She said she liked it.Turned out she had a boyfriend though so that sucked.
>>71081623
wow if being cucked were a contest you'd be number one
>>71081623
Bullshit. Lie girls tell to guys they think can't handle being told no.
>>71081715
But I met her boyfriend
>took a girl to see Perfect Blue back in the 90s
>no idea about the rape scene
>she loved the movie
>turned out crazy later
>>71081623
Did you pay for her ticket?
>>71080004
>first time going on a date i saw the haunting in Connecticut with this high school girl i had a major crush on. it was garbage and we both just made fun of it and laughed. Never got farther than friends tho.
>Me and my last ex loved going to the theater together. we would sit all the way in the back and make out n shit. I diddled her once during the worlds end.
i miss it
>>71082278
>>71082537
why would she let you buy her ticket if she has a boyfriend lmao
>>71082572
She offered to buy it herself, but I insisted on paying for it because I was taking her to it and I wasn't sure if she actually wanted to see it or was just being nice.
If she dragged me to fucking Zootopia or some shit, I'd expect her to pay for me lol
Took a girl I was dating to see Galaxy Quest. She cuddled up next to me and kept grabbing my dick and balls.
Got a bj while seeing Get Him to the Greek
>>71080004
Yes. I want to say it went like pic related, but we just fucked after the movie. I'm pretty sure I've done some light petting in the theatre though.
>>71082572
It's some weird stuff, man.
I once met an old friend of mine, a real cute girl who looks a lot younger than she is (we were in high school at the time) to go see The Martian. We had a nice time, but we were also getting fairly close physically. At one point I think she lightly rubbed her nose against mine, like a cutesy thing.
I brought up her boyfriend at the time (nerd to the fucking core, which I can appreciate), just asked how he's doing. She didn't go on about him much, just a simple "Yeah, he's fine."
It got weirder when she invited me to her house and had her legs propped up on my lap while we watched Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (not even the funny kind of shit btw, tried way too hard). She broke up with him recently and hasn't talked much to me since.
Went to see TFA with a girl on one side and a girly boy on the other. Got wrist deep in both, received double blow job. Came when the millennium falcon jumped to hyperspace.
Shit was so cash.
>>71080004
i fingered a girl in a theater was lewd as fuck
>last date I had which was ages ago
>only time ever being on a 2nd date
>we went to see a movie
>wondering when I should hold her hand or put my arm around her
>so occupied with this that I didn't say a word or touch her at all
>gave her only a hug at the end of the night, just like the last date
>never heard from her after that
Fuck me I had a chance at happiness and blew it. If only I wasn't such a pussy.
>>71080004
Made out during Silver Linings Playbook. First time I'd done so, so I was awkward at it. We eventually just started doing that more often, and it went alright.
That relationship was the last one I had, and after it ended things went...poorly. Think it's about four years now. We were in high school at the time, and it kinda fucked me up after since I was a sophomore.
>>71082978
Just phone her you faggot.
>>71083011
I did, and she never picked up.
In high school I took a girl to watch return of the king, I noticed she had leaned in towards me at one point during the movie but I was so nervous I pretended not to notice and stared straight at the movie until she leaned back.
Took a girl to see Hail, Caesar on our 3rd date. She said she liked it but she's probably lying
> up
> cried the whole time at the couple's story then the sweet kid then the dog with the cone
> interstellar
> sobbed atDON'T LEAVE ME MURPHand near the end
> fury road
> cried because she wanted to leave
>>71082836
Stay away from bitches like that.
>>71082978
I usually just go straight for putting my arm around her, if she's already been comfortable with me.
I'd say next time do the hand thing and just sorta work your way up, see how receptive she is to it.
Went to see Master and Commander with a girl I had been on a couple dates with. Was hoping it would be fun but it was like she just didn't get the movie or something.
>>71083056
I'd rather watch LOTR than kiss some slut, too.
>>71080004
I brought my gf to seemy big fat greek wedding 2it was her choice so she paid for the tickets and she cuddled up to me throughout the movie. Pretty good I guess
>>71083100
She's cool though, and if I ever actually produce one of these fucking scripts she's my first choice for fight choreographer since she was in showchoir (I want them to feel like really brutal violent dances).
I get where you're coming from though.
>>71082689
Yeah fuck that gayass cartoon furry shit, you sure seem manly for a tremendous beta cuck :^) maybe she lied to you because you took her to see Hardcore Henry instead of something she might like instead haha just a thought man, keep on rockin'
>>71082836
I know this feel. Girls like this are trouble, but damn are they charming.
>>71083097
Fucking kek
>>71083056
You failed, son. When she leans in, YOU LEAN THE FUCK IN.
>>71083128
>>71082836
>I once met an old friend of mine, a real cute girl who looks a lot younger than she is (we were in high school at the time) to go see The Martian
Didn't that movie come out like last year?
I took my 6/10 gf of 3 years to finding dory the other night, we cuddled and kissed throughout the movie, she would occasionally whisper "I love you". It was a good time
>>71083295
Yes but that's not the point here
>>71083298
FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>went to see Clash of the Titans with grill
>fell asleep
>woke up near the end
>she'd left
>went to see Tomorrow When the War Began
>fell asleep
>woke up near the end
>girl was still there
>left my wallet on the seat
>couldn't pay for burger
>she left
>went to see Blade Runner rerelease
>fell asleep
>woke up near the end
>she left
Next time I'm taking cocaine
>>71081623
Why would a girl with a bf go to the movies with another guy?
If my gf tired to pull that bullshit I'd beat the guys ass.
>>71080004
Got a handjob during Spiderman II. It was a pretty good time.
>>71083385
> I'd beat the guys ass
Faggot
>>71080004
robot here
never took a girl to the movies
but i watched a movie with a girl in my house
we were alone
we cuddledi'm still a virgin
>>71082689
And you didn't fuck her?
>ask a girl to hold hands
>she declines
>>71083385
Not that guy but in my case I was just good friends with both the guy and the girl and the guy trusted me.
>>71083480
He thinks you're gay.Is he right?
>>71083385
If the dude was a beta and he paid that'd be fine. As long as he's beta enough that if I showed up he'd pay for my ticket too.
what the fuck people actually give blowjobs in public theaters?
>>71083480
It's totally normal if you're friends with both of them. Especially if you knew the girl or both of them before they started dating.
Last time i saw Spotlight with a 4'11 gook bitch and she blew me and I came in her mouth. She spit it out though. Her pussy was so tiny I couldn't last five minutes in her
>>71083463
I literally, no memeing got cucked during mockingjay part 1
>take a junior i know liked me to see frozen my sophomore year (she drove, kek)
>go in to hold her hand like 30 minutes into the movie
>we hold hands for the entire movie
>at the end of the movie, we release our hands and they're both drenched in sweat
>we both silently wipe them on our pants while not saying a word
Ended up losing my virginity a year later to this girl, though.
>take another girl to see maze runner my junior year of high school
>tried to hold her hand halfway through
>get rejected
>sat there awkwardly for the rest of that shitty movie
It was the most miserable I'd ever been.
>>71083183
She could probably be a good friend, but I wouldn't get romantically involved. Speaking from experience dealing with old friends of mine. It led me to do things I never should have. I hope you have better judgment than I did.
>>71083529
Some women get off on public stuff. That or the guy is alpha enough to get her to do it.
>>71083635
don't people see you?
>>71080004
my first gf when i was 18 gave me a handjob during hobo with a shotgun ;\ we still chat
Watching my gf squirm in the conjuring 2 was pretty entertaining desu.
>>71080004
holding hands is one of the most underrated pleasures in life
>>71083576
Maze Runner's one of the best YA adaptations for the simple fact that in that movie romance doesn't fucking exist.
>>71083652
Only if the movie is shit.
>>71083463
>walking with a girl
>instinctively hold her hand
>she pulls away and rubs her hand on her leg
>>71083652
Not if you sit in the back and there aren't many people there. It's not like people are doing this during opening night of a movie.
>>71083571
explain
>>71083653
Awww ye nigga.
>IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A SKATE RAPE
>>71080004
My wife dragged me to go see Love and Friendship. I wasn't expecting anything, but it was better than it should have been.
>>71083529
>friend who works at local cinema told me she always has to kick people out for having sex during movies
>managers just decided to by a spray bottle and have the ushers squirt them from the back of the cinema like dogs
Yes
I stole a chocolate bar and gave it to her, in the middle of the movie she took out a square, put it in her mouth, and shared it with me
Good times
i had sex with my gf in the top row of the theater when we went to go see mission impossible ghost protocol. we got there 20 minutes early and it was empty
>>71083635
Does accidentally cumming in my pants while watching zootopia alone count?
There was one girl I would take on movie dates when we use to see each other.
She was a little clingy and always wanted to hold onto my hand while we watched and always looked at me longingly whenever people in the movie were kissing.
It went from cute, to annoying, to cute again....and it kinda just went on that trend throughout our time together.
I miss it. But oh well. Maybe again someday. With her...or perhaps with someone else.
Maybe again...
>>71082537
well congratulations! you got yourself cucked!
>>71083721
My cinema is cracking down on masturbation. Single men aren't allowed into normal screenings, but can go to a special screening on Sunday afternoons where the lights are left halfway up and the cinema staff walk up and down the aisles. It seems really unnecessary as you're required to keep your hands either behind your head or above your head for the duration of the film so the staff can be sure you aren't touching yourself inappropriately.
>>71083665
Is it possible to pay an escort to pretend to be your girlfriend for a few hours? I'd love to practice cuddling/holding hands at least once in my life
>never had GF
>drop out of university and move home to become a neet
>walking down to kfc one day when I run into this QT3.14 that I was into back in high school
>she seems excited to see me even though we hardly ever talked
>add her on facebook, talk for a bit and she asks if I want to go see The Conjouring 2 with her friend
>never really been into cheap jump scares but if I've got a shot with her I'll give it a go
>she messages me before the movie and says her friend can't make it and asks if I can pick her up
>pick her up in my mom's car which has baby seats in the back for my sisters kids
>sitting there the whole time thinking its awkward as fuck
>buy her ticket
>as soon as we sit down, she lifts up the arm rest between us and puts my hand on her lap
>grabs my head after a scare and puts it on her chest
>everything is going much better than expected
>end up laying with my head on her stomach while she strokes my arm
>tfw her belly rumbles right on my ear
>tfw remember she has poo in her
>feel disgusted and leave without saying anything
>block her on facebook and never speak to her again
Why is finding a girl so hard?
>>71083863
Just swallow your pride and date a fat chick if you're that desperate.
>>71083863
if they say GFE then they'll at least let you do that shit but you get what you pay for usually
>take girl to see Mazerunner: Scorch Trails
>2nd date, hold hands, she puts her head on my shoulder
>later hand on her knee
>over the coarse of the movie move it up and up until i'm squeezing her inner thigh
>bring her home and can't get my dick hard
>drive her home in the morning and never see her again out of embarrassment
fml not even a normie these opportunities dont happen often / at all :(
>>71080004
Several, but they usually end up being really shitty date movies. One was some awful drama about an illiterate former nazi nurse in hiding, and another was that stupid dramatization about that hippie jackass who went into the woods of Canada to live off the land and promptly died of starvation.
>>71083908
Just eat her ass you big fucking cunt.
>>71083894
But even fat/ugly girls laugh at me
>>71083908
>take girl to see Mazerunner: Scorch Trails
Don't they have an art cinema near you? Or at least some place that plays Wes Anderson-tier films?
>>71083958
Jesus, how ugly are you?
>>71083298
I missed this. It's been more than a year since the last time she let me in. She doesnt even have the nerve to break up with me, and desu senpai me neither.
I want to meet new qts!
>>71081771
Did you watch them have sex to make sure?
>>71083848
>Single men aren't allowed into normal screenings
How is this allowed?
two first dates to the movies, neither went very well we didnt have time to talk and get to know each other so I stopped taking girls to the movies for first dates. Movie at the house is fine because you can talk all you want even cook a meal or something while the movie is on but its just a bad thing to do IMO for a first date. Been dating a girl for a while and its just fine though
>>71084000
With internet dating these days, even hambeats get their inboxes blown up. They have such distorted views.
>>71083719
i had the same experience, went in with low expectations but surprisingly me and my wifes son loved it
>>71084029
Welcome to """"""""""""""""""""America""""""""""""""""""""
>>71083908
In the future if you're making out, and can tell your dick isn't going to get hard say something along the lines of "I like you, and want to take it slow to make sure it's real." This really only works if you're at least average looking, and can say it with confidence and in a way that makes it seem like you really want to fuck her, but you're choosing not to.
Trust me on this one. I used to deal with serious performance anxiety when it came to sex, and I found the best course of option is to take it slow with the woman. Mediation couldn't hurt either.
>>71083865
this was really funny my man, i appreciate it
>>71083943
I really just should but I doubt I could be brave / confident enough to pull something like that off
>>71080004
I did
>be 13
>slightly chubby but otherwise cute girl at new school is super into me
>she stops being subtle about it
>I say "what the hell" and start hanging out with her more often but I never make the move
>eventually we make it official over a fucking MSN chat
>go watch Evan Almighty with her (I know terrible movie but whatever)
>hold hands on the way there or whatever
>eat popcorn only after she grabs some to not seem like a glutton
>she leans in for a kiss more than once but I don't pick up on it
>eventually forget my rule and start eating popcorn and shit
>nothing happened
>never date again
>8 years later turns out I'm gay
>>71084073
>first date going to the movies
Rookie mistake.
>>71084098
Internet dating is horseshit. Just go volunteer somewhere or go meet some chruch qts. Unless it's some crazy fundamentalist chruch, the girls are usually just looking for dependable guys that aren't psychos.
>>71084153
I've got a lot of phone anxiety, and I've found that anonymous phone sex with perverts I meet on fetish forums really helps. So, take that and adapt it to your problems, anons.
>>71084168
>Evan Almighty
>13
I'm getting too old to be here.
>>71083709
> girl invites me to watch me to watch mockingjay part 1 with her
> some friends goes along
> I sit by her side
> don't make a move because virgin mongrel
> movie ends
> she says she's tired
>"teehee give me a piggyback ride"
> I give
> leaving theater holding hands
> Standing in front of the theater waiting for bus
> Dad of a guy that was with us, let's call this guy asshole shitbag, arrives to take his son home
> while this is happeming I'm talking with my bro about how the movie sucked
> while I'm shittalking JLaw asshole shitbag steal a kiss from "my" girl
> hops on his dad's car and leaves
>girl is clearly in shock
> take the next bus clearly wanting to be alone and get out of that akward situation
> mfw I literally got cucked and I'm still a kissless virgin to this day
And that's why I hate JLaw.
I have.
First time I took her to the movies I didn't touch her at all
Second time I took her to the movies I wrapped my arm around her in this really weird and cringy fashion
Third time I think we held hands, I don't remember. That was nice. I miss having a gf, there's those moments that are just really nice.
>>71084168
>MSN chat
>>71083908
>>71084153
>>71084168
>>71084234
Requesting moderation team move this thread to >>>/r9k/
>>71084234
Did he go to jail for kiss rape or do you not live in America?
>>71084234
I read this as the dad kissing the girl and got really confused for a sec.
>>71084198
>chruch qts
oh boy, missionary sex with the lights off for the strict purpose of procreation.
>>71084252
Windows live messenger, you know what I mean.
>>71084304
>he doesn't know about pastor's daughters
>>71084297
>not getting cucked by your friend's dad
>>71080004
i fucked my girls throat in the back of the theater during a showing of one of the transformer movies. since that shit is so needlessly loud no one heard her gagging on my dick.
shit was fucking cash
>>71084153
Good advice man I guess I just really wanted to have sex and didn't want to believe I really was going to stay flaccid as everything escalated.
I always wonder if its a physical thing or a mental one. Maybe it is because I am not used to / trusting of them yet, but I guess I've been programmed to think it's a pussy move to "take it slow" with a woman if she's ready. Did you get hard in the next encounter with the girl(s)?
>>71084198
which denomination has the cutest qts?
>>71084320
I just meant that brought back some middle school memories. I think it was actually called MSN chat back then.
>>71083385
Betalords like him deserve to be taken advantage of. It's the only way they'll learn.
>>71084350
One raging slut among a sea of boring prudes.
>>71084375
Fuck that get some viagra and go to town on her cooter
>>71084394
Mormons
>>71084405
It was about 50/50 in the church I grew up in.
>>71084350
>he fell for the meme
99% of them are plain vanilla, anon (which isn't bad though)
>>71084394
Jews.
>>71084495
Yeah, but then you have to go to fucking church.
>>71084375
>physical thing or mental
I got abused as a kid so it's almost certainly mental, because that's what I believe caused it. Though jerking off too much probably doesn't help. So try not jerking it for like a week before your next date.
>Did you get hard in the next encounter
Of course. You've just got to feel comfortable with her, and not let that shit build up in your head. Otherwise you'll just end up not being able to get hard because you're worrying about not being able to get hard.
>>71081623
first gf
Kingdom of Heaven (Held Hands and giggled and stuff)
Mr and Mrs Smith (held hands and kissed for the first time)
Red Eye (Made out in the back row)
The Constant Gardener (It was her birthday and so she wanted me to go down on her so, I did, which she reciprocated when we were watching Full Metal Jacket)
looking back it is so obvious how many times I could have scored if only I wasn't so fucking autistic
>>71084541
What are you 14? What the fuck else do you have going on Sunday mornings?
>>71084350
this guy fucks
>tfw missed opportunity
I couldve fingerbang her while her dad was doing a sermon FUCK
>>71084571
nah, they were making fun of you
>>71080004
I need help ASAP anons
Know this grill at school
Very nice, similar interests to me, shy, not many friends ect..
She acts strangely shy around me and sometimes I catch her sneaking glances in my direction, so I think maybe she also likes me
school almost over
one day left really which I'll see her
Do I ask her out tomorrow, or hit her up on facebook later?
I was actually going to ask her today but I fucked it up by waiting too long and missed her on the way out
wtf do I can't get rid of these fucking butterflies in stomach
She works at a theatre as well so free movies as bonus?
>>71084576
Not trawling for ass at a church for something I don't really believe in?
>>71084576
Hangovers
>>71084638
Just nut up and do it, if you can do it without looking like a sperg. Otherwise just use facebook.
>>71084671
>le alcoholic meme
>drinking jew poison
>tfw 29 and a kissless virgin
I feel so lonely ;_;
Worst movie with girl experience was fucking I, Robot. I liked her a lot and we went out for a day of shopping and movies. said "Oh, you're like a brother to me!" and it turned out she was dating some Chad.
I didn't orbit her though, I moved on and ended up with an even qter girl 5'2, about 100 pounds, blonde, blue eyes and >>71084567 is related.
>>71083962
Not everyone lives in Jew York.
>>71084724
Have you thought about an escort? Craigslist m4m?
>>71084724
You gotta get on that. Get in an escort or something.
>>71083385
>guy's
like it's the dude's fault your girl can't say no?
>>71084685
alright, wish me luck lad
>>71084638
It's unbelievebly scary to open yourself up to others, but just asking one simple question is all it takes. Nothing elaborate.
Don't use facebook. Using facebook is the ultimate indication you have no balls. If you can't overcome a moment or two of awkwardness, then that's not going to be forgotten by her.
>>71083863
I'm sure someone who takes 60 year old obese dick would sit through capeshit and hold your hand
>>71084637
this is what I always assumed, well that's what happens when your life makes you assime always the worst from people
but looking back I can remember at least 4 girls
but whatever my depression really git worse in last 6 months
>>71084792
It's called asserting dominance, you going to take her to the movies after you hear her bf beat the living shit of the last guy that tried that stunt?
>>71084867
EDGE
D
G
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>>71084817
okay, here is gameplan so far
see her in hallway
"hey, (name), you got a sec?"
"I was wondering if you want to go get a coffee or lunch sometime?"
Good plan? I wouldn't normally do shit like this but from what I've seen she's probably just as akward at this as I am.
>>71084856
"So, um, Tanya, do you want to see Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition with me?"
"Ugh, that movie's so awful. Just dark, edgy, gritty, derivative bullshit that wasn't original when Snyder was doing it with 300, let alone with the Dark Knight Returns. Sorry, anon, I, ehhhh, I just got a call from my manager, I need to go."
"Your manager?"
"My, uh, pimp. He's really tough, he's a black guy. He'd kick your ass if he knew you were trying to harass me. Sorry, I've gotta go."
>>71084759
>>71084782
I'd rather not get an escort. I'd probably kill myself if the only chance I'll ever have at sex, or any form of intimacy, is because I paid for it.
>>71084491
real talk i wanna go to SLC and bag me some mormon chicks.
>the poophole is the loophole
>>71084962
All intimacy is a form of exchange. You pay a girl with food, attention, favors, and she pays you with food, attention, and bagina.
>>71084962
Hm, die a virgin or suffer from a temporary hit to the pride. Tough call. Oh wait no it's not, because an escort to pop your cherry might build up your confidence.
>>71084933
JUST FUCKING DO IT
Worst she can do is tell you no.
Had the same predicament, cute redhead that works at a local indie theater. I ended up learning she was a lesbian before doing anything.In an interesting turn of events, I start work with her tomorrow.
>>71084962
I get what you're saying, but I feel like after so long you're going to be an anxious mess if you actually manage to get a woman naked for the first time. I've never gotten an escort, but if I hadn't ever been with a woman by my age(28) I would certainly consider it.
>>71084933
It's as easy as that. If she says no, just swallow it up and move on.
>>71084450
Shit's expensive mane. Any good off brand stuff?
>>71085082
>turning that lezzy into a bezzy
>pickin' up sweet bi castoffs and playin' wingman at bars, luring straight girls away from their lesbian friends while the lezbro moves in for the kill
top notch work, anon.
this is years has been hard for me lads
let me green text just one of the things that happened to me
> this really qt girl is in the same course as me
> tfw poor so no cellphone for a year
> no social media since sperg
> so even if I ask her there's no way to contact her unless she understand smoke signals
>"this is it, I'm gonna buy a cellphone and ask her"
> I buy the fucking thing
> the day finally comes
> put on my best clothes and some cheap cologne
> I'm gonna do it
> she doesn't show up
> nor the next day
> nor the next
> never shows again
> she finished the classes
> fast foward 3 months
> I see her with a guy with a naruto t shirt
This is just one thing that happened this year, just the tip of the iceberg, I'm done with life.
seriously my life seems straight out of a fucking cartoon.
Please move this thread to >>>/r9k/
>>71085082
Lesbians don't actually exist. If she's cute take a run at it.
>>71085207
>he hadn't already followed her back to her apartment to know where she lives
Sounds like you didn't like her that much anyway
>>71085235
Yet surprisingly, it has the least amount of meming. What's up with that?
>>71085082
>I ended up learning she was a lesbian before doing anything.
Lesbians can be chill as fuck friends though
>>71085105
That's what I've been telling myself
>>71085082
this is one of my fears, gotta man through it I guess. It's wierd because I'm not shy in public, I am always the guy answering all the questions and being a smartass in class. But when it comes to girls I like... Fuck man I just turn into jelly. And I'm not even ugly- no glasses, decent face, slightly overweight but I don't have a visible gut.
>>71085270
Blogposts and crying about your failed dates are not appropriate /tv/ - Television & Film material regardless of meme content.
>>71085302
fine, check out my demo reel then if you want to do something /tv/ related. Is it true kino? If not proceed to tear it apart and tell me how I'm a shit filmaker who should never pick up a camera again
https://vimeo.com/168675019
>>71085270
>its not as shitty as other shitty threads so its okay!
this is what passes for a good thread to you?
>>71085143
That's one option, I suppose.
>>71085241
From experience, I can say that lesbians definitely exist.
>>71085302
Someone guy was talking about his scripts or something earlier.
>>71084866
They were making fun of you.
Don't regret what you did, just hope you buried them deep enough.
>>71085290
That's true, and I like that. I'm cool with being friends with girls.
>>71085298
It's all a matter of not putting them on a pedestal. They may be gorgeous but they're no less human than you.
A guy once suggested I should write my misadventures and sell them
he's a writter and he says he can't believe the shit I go trought
>>71085389
Lesbianism is a fake sexual orientation. Women go "lesbian" for several different reasons. They're either prison gay because they're hideous or they were abused by a man in some manner. Most college aged women who are lesbian will end up going straight. The same can't be said for college aged gay men.
Lesbianism is a meme-tier sexual orientation.
>>71085462
It's not like that, it's wierd for me. Call me a faggot, but I find a moderately attractive girl who's also smart much hotter than a perfect 10/10.
I'm probably just a faggot because I've never been in a real relationship before but to me at least I think it's also very important to like them as a person rather than their tits and ass or whatever.
Probably just a faggot though
>>71084724
>not just waiting one more year and becoming a wizard
What the fuck do you have to lose by then?
>>71085364
Yo hey man, that's not too shabby. Liked that blue silhouette shot where some tentacle thing shoots through a dude's head.
I'mma start an /fmg/ now.
>>71085368
Never said it wasn't a shitty thread. Just asked what was up with the actual discussion. Even if it's only tangentially related to /tv/. I'm just sick of all the got shit and obvious baitposting.
>>71085562
It's a sword, but I'm glad you liked the shot. Send me a link to there, I'll post some of my other stuff.
>>71085545
Nah that's perfectly reasonable.
>>71085473
Why is it that gay men can stay gay but gay women can't stay gay?
You like who you like imo.
I dated a girl that would basically just use me as a pillow when we went to the movies. We'd sit in the back and she'd put all of the arm rests up and lean on me and lay like it was a couch. Lots of groping under jackets and making out.
plenty of time. it's not that good of a beginning date because you don't get a lot of time to talk, but it's nice to see movies with someone you've been regularly seeing or are in a serious relationship with. it's best to see something more lighthearted so you can chime in and make jokes here and there without ruining the mood.
>>71083385
Are you an asshole or just really, really insecure?
Go to the movie first and then dinner afterwards, so you have something to talk about.
>>71085702
> nothing watching schindler's list with a jewish qt and cracking jokes every now and then
>>71084724
Im 28 and i dont feel so bad.
I can wait until i can import a cute japanese gal to my country.
>>71085808
why the fuck would you want to do that
>all these normie stories ITT
fuck this goddamn site. I remember where there were no gf feels for years.
>>71085841
why can't we just accept that we're all humans at varying levels of newfag/wizard/normie and we all have our own problems with grills anyhow?
>>71080004
I've gone to see multiple movies with my girlfriend. We held hands, made out a bit, even rubbed her thigh while I ate crab legs.
>>71085808
>being this delusional
I asked this one girl I talked to through OKCupid if she wanted to see It Follows since she was a horror movie fan. She agreed and we decided what time to go on the next day. Right before I left I asked if she was ready, she told me she forgot about the date. Said she wouldn't have forgotten if I talked to her earlier or something like that. Ended up canceling the date and cutting off all contact from her since she wouldn't respond to my texts.Would have been my first date
>>71086041
Another an hero was born
>>71086041
You should have cut it off after she said she wouldn't have forgotten if blah blah bullshit lie.
>>71085719
I don't have female friends and any girl I date shouldn't have male friends, it's that simple, if she has male friends then we don't date, her choice
I went to see a showing of BvS recently. The theater was pretty much empty because it had been out a few weeks. Some fucking Chad and a Stacy sat like 3 seats down from me. Then Stacy blew Chad for probably an hour.
REE
>>71083863
>>71083894
asian girls are the new fat chick btw
it's an improvment
>>71086551
ehhh
I think a good mexican can be way hotter
>>71086131
The part that really stings was that it was my birthday.
>>71086585
sure, but we're not talking about ideals here, just bottom of the barrel girls who we won't have too many regrets about
>>71086635
Asians are either a 10, a 5 or a fucking NOPE
so it really depends
>>71086672
fat girls are either a 4, or NOPE
there's just no reason to be fat, so not having done anything about its a turn off. you can have an average asian who looks okay, but an average fat girl is still below an average woman
>>71086791
honestly the face is a huge draw for me and all fat girls have a fucking disgusting face so I can't even think of fucking a whale
>>71080004
>Have you ever taken a girl to the movies?
No
It's not worth the money unless you already have a gf.
>>71086791
There are varying degrees of chub. Not that guy, but I'd fuck someone with a little bit of a gut. I suppose 200 lbs., perhaps less depending on height, is where I draw the line
>>71085927
No. Normies at least get a chance.
Robots don't even get that.
No movie date but I had a drink with some half japanese (el scorcho) girl and went back to her place after literally an hour. She sucked my dick but as soon as I went in for the fuck my anxiety kicked in and I couldn't penetrate, but then I saw blood on the sheets and found out she was on her period so I used that as an excuse to book the fuck out of there to cover for my impotency.
I'm pathetic.
>mfw normies are literally kissing, holding hands and doing sexual acts in my local kinotorium
>mfw these same people have the audacity to judge me because I bring a notepad to make notes on the movie for /tv/ posting
>>71087530
damn, ree haha
>>71086041
>OkCupid
Terrible site.
I met this one girl on there and we texted for a couple weeks and decided to hang, and when I got all ready and prepared to go she wouldnt respond to my texts so I just sat in my car for a couple hours until I went back home.
>>71080004
Took a qt Tamil girl to Interstellar
We held hands
>>71085719
t. roastie
>>71083385
>gf/wife is a slut
>hurr durr better beat up the sucker who doesn't know any better
>>71087925
t. roastie
>>71080004
>Have you ever taken a girl to the movies
Yes
>How did it go?
Great. We laughed at how trash it was
>Did you hold hands?of course
>>71083298
>rating your gf's attractiveness on an arbitrary scale
>giving her a 6
You don't deserve her desu
>>71087530
post pics of notepad
>>71087530
>I bring a notepad to make notes on the movie for /tv/ posting
>>71088122
2bh I'm a 5.
Self delusion isn't a complement.
This thread is making me shit myself with anxiety
Thank god I look good enough so people assume ive had sex
>judging your life's worth on pussy
>>71080004
When I was 16 I took a Norwegian girl to Vicky Cristina Barcelona when I was in her country. I wanted to kiss when we left but she said it would make her sad to kiss me and then never see me again cause I was leaving, which made me sad in turn.
>>71088246
yeah, this.
male virginity is a spook. I don't need women in my life with all the drama they cause.
>>71082530
Iktf
;_;
>>71087530
>I bring a notepad to make notes on the movie for /tv/ posting
>>71083663
This. She demanded to cuddle the entire way through :3
>>71088247
I bet your breath smelled
My first date was taking my high school gf to Seven Pounds, that shitty Will Smith movie where he kills himself by jellyfish stings. We ended up making out the whole time and she felt me up through my jeans. It was a fun movie though I have absolutely no desire to rewatch it
>>71080004
Yeah, a couple of times.
Most memorable time we played footsies for the whole duration of Thor 2. Some asshole told us to keep quiet, but we only laughed in his face. We ended up kissing later in the night... it was nice.
I feel alone now.
>>71088152
random page of one I just finished.
I have like half a dozen full notebooks.
>>71088509
>potential memes
You deserve to be made fun of
>>71088509
>>71082689
Oh jesus that's hilarious.
>>71088509
>people this sad exist
>>71088509
How do you have so many good boy points saved up that they let you go to a theater?
I'm literally seething with rage reading this disgusting fucking thread. I actually want to punch a hole through my fucking wall. NORMIE HOLOCAUST FUCKING WHEN?!?!
>>71088509
>>71087530
>not speaking into a tape recorder
>go on double date to movies with best friend in high school, his girlfriend, and her older sister who I've never met.
>go see one of the fast and furious movies
>literally never been on date with girl before
>sister is very hot
>movie is bad, spend it acting like an idiot with friend thinking I'm funny
>very nervous
>on the way home
>nerves+movie theater candy and popcorn=bad stomach
>have to shit
>sweating a lot I'm trying so hard not to shit myself
>the girls get out and we say bye in the car, don't walk them in
>get home and destroy toilet
>text date asking if she had a good time
>says she did
>never talk again afterwards
I have taken several girls to the movies, I do it on a regular basis. Sometimes it's more than one at the same time.
However we don't hold hands as we're just friends.
>>71088509
>>71088509
I can only respect this level of dedication to /tv/
>>71088509
what are you doing
none of your memes are anything new. they're just forcing old memes into a MMFR context.
>potential memes - teaser
come on
where's your real meme page?
>>71088442
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that lutefisk
>>71088246
>>71088312
Oh, you poor guys
>>71088617
>people this normal exist on my board
>>71088811
don't you have feet to be oogling, cuck?
>>71088509
You deserve suicide, don't you? Go ahead, treat yourself.
>>71088770
That's just me getting some potential memes from the trailer right before I go to the theater that I can later bring into the second draft of certified memes later.
Well I counted 16 pages written just on that one film, granted they're small pages.
And yes, many of the memes are old because I was originally the one posting many of them.
>>71088811
Why is detaching your sexual conquests (or lack-there-of) from your self worth a bad thing?
Fucked my ex at a drive-in when watching Days of Future Past. Shit was cash.
>>71088951
>Days of Future Past
Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>71088509
witnessed
No. I'm 33 and never been on a real date.
>>71088977
We originally came to see Fault on Our Stars since they eat that shit up. DoFP was playing afterward and it was my second time seeing, so I didn't lose anything that evening.
Second ever date with my gf (now of 7 years) brought her to The Road, the most depressing shit ive seen on screen. I got a blowjob in the middle far right seats. Bitch didn't let me finish though.
>>71089247
Samefag, forgot I also brought her to a shitty drive-in feature with The Heat and White House Down (is that the title? The Foxx/Tatum joint) and we fucked throughout the heat and half of the next film. Kind of a waste of a ticket but public sex is cool sometimes. Back of the car is fucking hard though when you have a shitty Nissan.
yea, i took my first gf out to see the great gatsby and literally no one was in the theater since it was over a month after its releasei ate her out, it was pretty great
