ITT: Movies you want but probably wont come anytime soon.The last stand of Rome against the barbarian Hordes
Roosevelt and Rondon's expedition down the River of Doubt
William's conquest of England
Would've said this but apparently there's one from 1948
>>71077327
There was no single last stand, and it took many many years.
a tarzan movie
>>71077327
That isn't a thing that happened
>>71077327
That never happened though, it was a slow process, and you realize the "barbarian" who finally deposed the last emperor was the guy in charge of the Roman army at the time and his troops where equipped using roman funds.
Suttree
>>71077614
Hey, let the stormfronters dream of their last stand against brown people.
>>71077327
so fictional history movie?
Mass Effect: First Contact War
Honestly I think a live adaptation of Dorohedoro directed by Snyder would be pretty neat.
>>71078038
>Gallic invaders
>brown
>>71078332
>What are anologies
Robert Burns biopic
Neuromancer.
I honestly have no fucking clue how it hasn't already been made, but there sure as hell aren't any plans on the horizon either.
Berserk by Mel Gibson
>>71077327
Wrong Rome faggot.
And there never was a final stand in 476, Rome fell with a whimper, not a bang. For that, see May 29th 1453.
Rome's sacks were not very dramatic affairs.
A film about aliens coming to Earth for their perspective set in caveman times. Like the aliens are super smart but the cavemen are dumb as fuck but brutal so a few cavemen hunt the aliens for food and accidentally start a war and the aliens are meticulously planning their attack but the cavemen have no idea what's going on. Then the war happens but the cavemen don't know that it's a war or have any concept of war but they fight anyway and somehow win and there's like super intelligent aliens giving some poetic final words in the arms of their friends just before some dumb sub human ass guy clubs them to death. Then at the end some cave bro draws the events of the war on a cave wall and it forwards to thousands of years in the future and some dick sucker kid is looking at it in a museum and he's like "these guys are so dumb. Aliens don't exist you idiots." but little did the kid know that the cavemen saved the Earth from invasion and their acts ensured that life as we know it could happen
>>71078819
fund it
I've always wanted to see/do re-telling of the Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire but set in the future. A series that follows the greatest bastion of refined civilization slowly crumbling under the weight of its own burden. A once preeminent power that is hollowed by its own decaying society, by the neverending hordes of techno-barbarians & by the perpetual designs of the cunning but effete easterners.
>>71078763
>Rome's sacks were not very dramatic affairs.
Why can't Byzaboos just kill themselves already?
The Hobbit directed by prime Jackson
>>71078975
more like The Hobbit if the studio actually gave Jackson the same amount of time for preproduction as they gave him for LotR
>>71078763
They already made that movie. Its called "Fetih"
>>71078878
You would love Asimov's Foundation series.
There's supposed to be a HBO adaption, but nothing on it yet.
>>71079032
more like The Hobbit if the studio didn't turn a 300 page book into three fucking movies jam-packed with stupid horseshit
>>71078038
>brown people
>literally whiter than the Romans
I understand that /pol/ is retarded but,,,
Proper Victorian War of the Worlds
>>71079091
>Turk propaganda
No thanks, I'd like something a bit closer to the truth.
>>71079305
You don't know anything about truth.
fuck off to/pol/ with your shit
Nada the lily, but such a thing would never happen, not in this world.
>>71077327
John Milton's Paradise Lost
6 movies each over 3 hours long.
>>71079342
>Portrays Constantinople as some sort of golden city filled with gold and wealth
>Portrays Constantine XI as a hedonist
>The Emperor doesn't die fighting
>Mehmed doesn't lead his troops during the siege.
I want a romanticized epic of the wrath of God on a holy journey to cleanse Jerusalem from the Saracen blasphemers.
Just unapologetic Deus Vult propaganda.
>>71079032
Requirements:
$200k budget
Can't be longer than 97 minutes.
>>71079446
WEEEEEEE
>>71079032
Jackson had years and years to do it. It's just MGM kept starting and stopping production until Guillermo Del Taco, who was supposed to direct, walked off the project to go make Pacific Rim.
Then Jackson had to step up, change all the work that had gone into making Del Toro's movie into his own and he never really gave half as much of a fuck as he did making Lord of the Rings and it shows in the final product.
>>71079780
>$200k budget
>just enough budget to make Ian McKellan put on his robe and wizard hat and then immediately take them off again.
>>71079783
I hope to God your response stems from actually having read it. It would be the cheapest option among most of the wishes in this thread.
>>71078819
Holy cow, that sounds great. Give it to Bay or Liman and get a kino for the ages
A $500 epic adaptation of the Judge Dredd saga, "The Apocalypse War" about the nuclear showdown with the Soviets.
![[2D4U]Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_BD_26[1080p_DualAudio](4D367F3E).mkv_20160506_231533.148.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zh4xMgv.jpg "[2D4U]Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_BD_26[1080p_DualAudio](4D367F3E).mkv_20160506_231533.148.jpg")
>>71077327
Micheal Bay's adaptation/assraping of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
I want to see The Iliad, The Odyssey, and The Aeneid all done as a high budget miniseries. Each season could be a new book.
>>71080662
>This will happen one day when Anno is forced to pay his gambling debts to the Yakuza yet again
i'll have a good laugh
>>71080850
After 3.0, I'm convinced Anno loves watching his fans suffer as much as I do.
Don't get me wrong, I actually like Eva. I just like watching its fans shit themselves inside out after every one of the new movies.
A movie about the Civil War that accurately portrays the brilliance, gallantry and chivalry of the Confederate army and its leaders. I fear that in 5 years time we'll have a movie about the Confederacy that depicts Lee as a ruthless Hitler-type rather than the gentleman he was.
You don't have to pretend slavery was a good thing to fight for or that the world would be better if the Confederates won, but the Confederate army is the finest army per capita this country has ever produced, and one of the finest armies to ever fight in any war.
![800px-William-Tecumseh-Sherman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uwBTxQF.jpg "800px-William-Tecumseh-Sherman[1].jpg")
>>71080936
>You don't have to pretend slavery was a good thing to fight for or that the world would be better if the Confederates won, but the Confederate army is the finest army per capita this country has ever produced, and one of the finest armies to ever fight in any war.
>t. traitor scum
Leave not a rebel alive.
>>71080936
Slavery was a good thing to fight for for them
>>71081022
Why do yankees think Sherman is some southern trigger?
>>71081046
>the civil war was about slavery meme
Never gets old
>>71077327
Not a movie buttttt:HBO, Starz, or whatever making a good, mature, historically accurate crusades kinovision series. I'd also settle for something like Generation War except in the Pacific theater
Dune
>>71081212
But I didn't imply such reductivity. Nor I am anti-South. Slavery was a great thing for them is merely stating the obvious.
>>71080595
Fund it yourself.
>>71081212
But it was for the South.
If you try to say "state's rights" then you literally know nothing, Jon Snow.
>>71079091
that has shitty romances and bad plot lines
>>71081600
>>71081653
>it was a great thing for the South
Lmao, bet you think slavery was profitable
>>71081979
It was their entire economy.
And the reason they never had a chance against the North, who had all the manufacturing, railroads and manpower.
>>71079465
This.
Drunk lit fag here (is there any other kind?)
Paradise is fucking perfect for a modern TV/movie arc.
Fucking Milton the arrogant faggot he was started with an in media res.
Who the fuck did that back in the 17th century?
He did and it just so happens that modern movies masturbate over that type of shit.
Start with Satan falling and go from there.
Hell you can even jerk off the homo viewers with Beelzebub and Satan's relationship
>>71081979
Try stronger bait next time
TED KACZYNSKI BIOPIC WHEN?
>>71079682
This senpai
>>71077327
>The last stand of Rome against the barbarian Hordes
It never happened.
>>71078038
>>71078413
>>71079375
>>>tumblr
>>71082413
Michael Shannon's getting too old so they've missed their chance.
>>71078819
Everyone's trying to be serious as Fuck and this anon rolls in with this blockbuster, made me tear up with laughter. Would watch.
>>71077327
how do you even set a fire in a city that is all stone and marble?
>>71082894
Almost everything was wood.
Don't believe the propaganda.
Even the marble shit was supported by wood.
The apartment complexes were almost always wood.
Rome was a big fucking city.
Even if the good shit was 100% marble, the rest was wood and straw.
You don't make three story tall apartment buildings out of marble for the plebs.
You make it out of wood
>>71078763
>Ottoman artillery that close to the walls
this pic is triggering my autism
>>71078943
Only history amateurs don't like the Byzantines.
>>71077327
A movie about Bismark unifying Germany.
A movie about the greatest actor in history.
A good 40k movie, The Lord Inquisitor looks decent but well find out in 2017
