2017 BIRDBOWL HYPE EDITION
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>>71070523
>>71070523
>>71072259
Azor Jon
Azor Jon
>>71072259
RAN OFF ON DA PLUG TWICE!
Worst actor/actress in the show?
My pick goes to Emillia Clarke or whatever her name is.
Does anybody know how the fuck she landed that role? Because she is truly terrible.
Just finished watching
Great episode. Been having chest pains as of late and that crush scene made it really uncomfortable.
Jon's dumb luck was really dumb.
>>71072259
FOR YOU
>>71072259
he's a big guy
C U T E
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Who here /hype/ for the sand sneks next episode?
>>71073791
Please just kill them off
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71072259
As based as Varys is, he has been completely BTFO by Littlefinger. This makes me upset. Qyburn has his birds. Littlefinger has the Vale and probably everything in the North. And what does Varys have? He's going to end up with fucking Dorne and the sand snakes. Fuck.
Does the kid who plays Rickon never get lines because he is a dreadful actor or what?
Also now Ramsey is dead why even watch? The only other good characters left are Bronn and Sandor.
>>71073946
and varys
>>71073897
>Walder Frey
>The Hound
>Jaime
>Young Ned
They had to bring the sneks back eventually, and as shown above we have a lot to look forward to
>>71073946
>Ramsay
>dead
>not just disfigured into Reek 2
Will prophecy of house of undying involve Sansa killing little finger?
I mean, she already did kill Wunwun even if indirectly
>>71073900
and yet littlefinger will end up on a spike and varys will live out his days at targaryen court in kings landing
This program is disgusting and I'm surprised that people are billing it as 'satisfying' or 'good'.When all it contained was pure violence and and a sick ending that made the "good" guys stoop just as low as the cliché villain
Who am I rooting for? Who cares anymore there all horrible people
>you're a bolton soldier during the battle of the bastards
>last image on your folder is your reaction when you see this on the horizon
This is Sansa's reaction RIGHT AFTER she sees Jon escape alive from the pile of bodies.
Does that look like the face you'd make if someone you cared about survived?
>>71074049
>>71072259
Littlefinger will betray Jon and Sansa, take control of the north amass an army large enough to take on the south. Begin a war with the south, allowing the white walkers to freely take control of the north. The north and south create a treaty and with the help of Dany take on the white walkers. Then littlefinger and Dany will fight for control of the realm.
>>71074049
So, who do you think will eventually be the one to kill Littlefinger? My bet is on Arya.
>>71074080
yes mein negro, she's half smiling.
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>>71074080
I thought the same, is she jealous that he made it and will take all the glory, worried he will make it to winterfel first thus solidifying a bigger claim than hers or what?
>>71072259
>promoting a Birdbowl with no HYPE SPARROW
Will there at least be chickens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MehJaeTVrxI
Does anyone know which song was used in this trailer?
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>>71073999
That dog bite did a bit more than disfiguring him...
>>71074088
CIA will just hand her the kingdom and then poison her.
>>71074115
Why would she want him dead?
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>>71074049
Perfect
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>>71074080
>implying Sophie can portray those inner thoughts through expression
>>71074049
Thanks a lot Ramsay
>>71074049
He had the best, or at least the least damaged character ark in the show. Do you still hate him?
>>71074049
...
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>>71073999
>20 dogs who haven't eaten in a week get into a feeding frenzy on a person tied to a chair and just disfigured them
Nothin personal, kid.
>>71074208
She'll find out that it was him that esentially started the entire shit that went down and ended with most of her families death. And then she'll stab him.
I miss ramsay
>>71074277
When did anybody ever hate Tyrion?
>>71074296
he has a piece of him in all of us now
so, Salsa is pregnant, right ?
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>>71074296
good night sweetprince
>>71074049
>MFW NO DRUUUMMMMSSSS THIS EPISODE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4kNneOct6A
>>71072259
may thee rest in peace, most wondrous giant.
lasteth of thy kind, thee w're the greatest example of knighthood, loyal to thy w'rd and thy cater-cousins, hardw'rking and det'rmin'd to doth what thee hath believed wast right.
thee gaveth thy life so the weak'r and less'r couldst liveth well. and anon thee rest, thy kind hast p'rished, but mem'rie of thy brav'ry shalt not vade.
rest in piece wun weg wun dar wun, lasteth of the giants, h'ro of wint'rfell and the freefolk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fMHms5Cvsw
>>71074296
I'm sure if you called HBO they could arrange for Iwan Rheon to come over and fuck your butthole so you'll stop making these goddamn posts.
Sansa is a self-serving ambitious bitch of a political player that allowed her brother and King to die as well as allowing so much needless slaughter to happen when it was all so, so preventable.
>>71074288
He started the current war, but the one that killed her family was nowhere near his fault.
>>71074296
>ywn be absorbed into the dog net with based ramsay
feels bad man
>>71074321
does he not know how to move the camera?
what was the best meme this season?
Hey guys can someone explain to me what the point of Arya's continued existence is??? Literally what purpose does she serve??
>Er, Hans?
>Have courage, my friend.
>Yeah. Er, Hans, I've just noticed something...
>These wildlings are all cowards.
>Have you looked at our helmets recently?
>Our helmets?
>The sigils on our helmets, have you looked at them?
>What? No. A bit.
>They've got skinned corpses on them. Have you noticed that our helmets have actually got little pictures of skinned corpses on them?
>Uh, I don't...
>Hans... are we the baddies?
>>71074288
You know who really started all this shit?
Bran did.
>>71074357
Robb? How could she prevent it?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71074359
Um, no. Littlefinger orchestrated the War of Five Kings to plunge Westeros into chaos so he could "climb the ladder" and become more than he should be.
>>71074049
While the tactics of the battle was pretty bullshit, I must say that some of the battle scenes looked really good.
>>71074404
>>71074049
>>71074434
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>>71074424
Rickon was King in the North (until Bran's existence is discovered)
Sansa let him die for selfish gain
>>71074439
nvm, thought you were talking about Dragonslut
The opening of the battle was so unbelievable
>>71074411
She's going to be a plot device that unexpectedly kills someony at the last moment. That's it.
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>>71074022
If somebody murdered your brother what would you do to him?
I would cut him piece after piece, does this make me an horrible person? It's true justice, not abstract law.
>>71074288
"she'll find out" "she'll stab him"
I hope by this you mean Bran will see it in a vision and then he'll kill littlefinger himself. Jesus fuck its not all about Sansa
>>71074323
why is that kitten trying to eat that turtle
>>71074088
(screencap this)
Miss me yet?
>>71074503
Yes it does
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>>71074456
>>71074411
Arya's dead. The waif took her face and cut off her own. She's going to assassinate someone, probably Jon Snow.
>>71072365
>Does anybody know how the fuck she landed that role?
She was young, just out of drama school and willing to get her tits out.
>>71074080
Disbelief. She fully expected him to be dead, even if she not desired it.
>>71074413
>Because bran told prince targ to start fucking the most beautiful woman in the north..
Classic Paris of Troy fucking up the world.
>>71074413
Are we playing 20 degrees of separation now?
You know who actually started this? LYSA AND LITTLEFINGER
please be retarded somewhere else
Anyone else think it would have been far better if Nymeria and her pack of a hundred wolves had been the reinforcements for the Stark army?
>>71074515
after last week I unironically looked back somewhat fondly at the Dorne scenes
How far we've fallen
>Ramsay's tactic relied on his own men dying and dying in such a way that they would make a wall of dead bodies
>someone wrote this
>>71074521
Are you a man?
>>71074556
he is the three-eyed Raven, remember.
He's fucking with time and history.
PRESTON
What was your favourite moment of the episode mine was when Danny said "drakaroâ„¢" XDDD and killed le evil masters
>>71074507
Kittens are probably the most curious creature on earth.
>>71074049
Nauithenz
>>71074413
No. Littlefinger had Lysa poison Lord Arryin long before Bran "reason condoms are a good idea" Stark just had to climb around where he shouldn't be. Robert wouldn't even have visited the north without that.
>>71074541
Nope, the three-eyed Raven powers means he's going back in time and fucking shit up.
>>71074287
>20
>>71074002
>Implying Littlefinger wouldn't pledge fealty to Targaryens to save his ass and keep playing the game
>>71074585
>Beg your pardon sire, won't we hit our own troops?
>Yes, but we'll hit theirs as well.
BRAVO DABID
>>71074049
fucking perfect
>>71074572
infinitely better, that would have actually given Arya a reason for existing LOL
>>71074614
And after she says it the music does that epic wub wub wub BWONG bit. Fuckin ace.
How has the ironborn survived this long when their motto is about raiding pillaging and raping other parts of the seven kingdoms?
Y'know how I wish Ramsay would've died?
I kinda wish Sansa just got into the cage herself. Walked in, closed the door behind her and said something akin to "Your dogs weren't loyal, they just feared you. And now they're starving."
Would've been a fun little power dynamic. The dogs would go after the easier meal, surely, and by getting in the cage with them Sansa was proving a point, that now Ramsay is weaker than her. Would've been a fun little turn-around, a much needed piece of comeuppance on Ramsay's part after getting away with so much. All he has to do is appear tougher than Sansa, and she'll die, but he's so beaten he can't even do that, and Sansa leaves him half-eaten.
>>71074022
This thought crossed my mind when I realised basically the whole of the north had rallied behind the man who skins people and murders children
Fuck the north
>>71074049
>>71074319
> I did warn you not to trust me
>>71074638
>implying Bran didn't start the rebellion
>implying Bran didn't stop the ww in the first long night
>implying Westeros would be anything but a snowy wasteland if it wasnt for Bran
>>71074167
>she jealous that he made it and will take all the glory,
WHAT FUCKING GLORY? SANSA DIDN'T EARN SHIT
>>71074049
>>71074589
I'm a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
>>71074638
>just had to climb around where he shouldn't be
> where he shouldn't be\
>shouldn't be
>winterfell
>his own home
>where two foreign strangers decided to fuck
>where they shouldnt be
>>71074690
by being really bad at it, on top of procrastination
Why didn't Emilia ever improve her acting?
>>71074530
My fucking sides, sav'd
>>71074690
Nobody wants to waste ships invading shit hole rocks?
>>71074585
Yeah I'm sure if they tried to form a full circle instead of a semi circle they would have no idea what to do.
>>71074049
>>71074658
Yeah, cause we're pretty much down to Ghost and Nymeria for Direwolves and Nymeria hasn't even been mentioned for a long time.
>>71074049
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>71074049
Why did they kill off the best character in the show? Unfortunate
The synopsis for the Season finale has just leaked on Rebbit
>>71074707
If so this is even a bigger cum on watcher's faces than Lost (or which show turned out to be a dream)
>>71074769
Rumour has it he survives and becomes like Reek.
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>>71074536
this, and he's covered completely in blood and dirt and looks like he just went through hell
>>71074707
O fucking G.
>>71074730
Describe her character without saying what she does or where she is...
...stern?
>>71074707
Bran is the lord of light due to time shenanigans.
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>>71074603
Alternate time lines are not am excuse to blame the time traveling entity dude. Next you'll be saying stanis lost the battle of the black water because bran tried to talk to his dad at the tower of joy. It's incoherent reasoning when you put the source of all conflict on bran in this instance, until you show bran telling little finger to get Jon aryn killed.
>>71074692
surely the dogs would have just eaten them both
>>71074652
It was retarded in Braveheart too.
>>71072446
Episodes 4 ending was the most ridiculous shit I've ever wittnessed from Got. Are dorthraki scared of flames or Dany was just boosted with power of feminism and tits?
>>71074589
Not him, but torturing someone to death doesn't make you a man, it makes you an inhuman monster he ought to be eliminated (in a humane way) from society.
>>71074800
I hope he doesn't act like him, Reek was pathetic
WHO OWNS THE NORTH
>>71074456
someone post the original of this with Arya, I forgot to save it
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>>71074769
Daily reminder that ramsay did absolutely NOTHING wrong
Does anyone happen to have a high quality screencap of the Stark banners being put back on the walls of Winterfel? That would make a badass wallpape.
>>71074049kek i swear it was the last pic
Is the flow of time in The GoT world convoluted because of Bloodraven and Brans fuckery?
Is that why Arya was able to recover from a stomach that would have taken months, while Jon and Sansa seemed to have only spent a few weeks preparing, and Gillys baby only aged by a few months, while Tommen seemed to have aged several years and through puberty?
>>71072365
YES THAT ACCURATE FILENAME.
she looks like a fucking chimp im glad somebody else noticed. nigger facial features.
>>71074793
it's been out for weeks
>>71074049
>>71074822
Bran is definitely the entity that everyone thinks is the gods which makes the azor ahai prophecy really hilarious
>>71074826
is that OC?
>>71074080
i thought this until i realized that afterward the camera shows ramsay and her expression is meant to be directed at him, shit sequencing though so it's awkward
>>71074504
I was talking about Arya actually, since she's the one prone to violently stabbing people that wronged her, her friends or her family. But I'd be okay with Bran ripping out Littlefingers throat via warging into some dangerous animal.
>>71074895
Sansa deserved it, she needed to be whipped into shape
>>71074413
>>71074707
Imagine if there was no Mad King.
>>71072365
Emilia emotes at least. Her acting is still vaudeville-tier though.
Sophie Turner, on the other hand, has no range and is just boring, which is even worse.
>>71074692
Or maybe they would've eaten both because they're starving fucking mastiffs trained to eat people?
How old are you?
Am I retarded or is it hard for anyone else to pull any really memorable scenes from this season out of memory? When did this show get so boring
>JON YOU HAVE TO HELP ME SAVE RICKON
>Jon, fuck Rickon, where's Ramsey
>JON YOU AREN'T LISTENING TO ME ABOUT THE BATTLE
>Jon, why are you asking me about the battle? I don't know anything about the battle
>CIA I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP
>CIA please come help
>BRIENNE I TRUST YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BOUNCED AROUND TO FOUR DIFFERENT MASTERS INCLUDING OUR MORTAL ENEMY
>Jon, you can't trust Davos, he used to follow another guy that helped you out
Sansa has replaced Skylar for most insufferable cunt on TV for me
>>71074886
Bran.
>>71072392
>Been having chest pains as of late
go to doctor
>>71072259
What was going through CIA mind in this scene
Sansa is responsible for all the casualties on the Stark side. Was getting their army killed part of her plan?
>aSoIaF would be so much better without dragons
Fuck.
>>71074966
Ghost should have been the executioner. A direwolf, not a hound, deserved to kill the last Bolton.
GET HYPE
>Go on fail mission to help brother
>Lose kingsmoot
>beg forgein power to help her against their own people
>let her insult her father
>Accept to give up their way of life and culture
So how the fuck those 100 ironborn ships are following her again? This is treason and fight against own culture, what the fuck i hate this bitch and Theon in show, Greyjoys are joke.
>Tfw no Cleftjaw smashing her head
WHY IS TYRION SUCH A CUNT TO THEON
HE WAS THE ONE BEING A DICK AT WINTERFELL NOT THEON
i think showTyrion and showSansa are some of the most unlikable characters in fiction for me
>>71075001
Umm, you don't get to kill friends...
>>71074049
>>71075001
Just an overpowering feeling of smugness.
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>>71074941
From a week ago
>>71074953
I want bran to warg into someone and go psycho killer again like he did in season 4. that was fucking based.
>>71072259
can't wait for sand sneks next week
>>71075024
>Ironborn chose/elect or whatever Euron to be their king
>"dont worry i will help you with this usurper"
What did danny meant by this
My first thought: How the fuck did he hold on to Longclaw?
>>71074049
BRAVO RAMSAY
>>71075050
He's only ever been able to warg Hodor. For all we know, that's only because he mind-raped Hodor into retardation.
Why doesn't Bran just warg the night king?
>>71075039
I'm gonna make an edit of this
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>>71074049
Can someone explain to me in what timespan did Theon with the fleet sail this?
How far apart time wise are the happenings in Mereen from plot in The North or the Capital?
>>71075001
>look at these normies getting btfo
>>71075070
His not womyn and no weak men will rule Iron Isles again
>>71074836
Probably. But this feels more satisfying to me, because Ramsay's defeat here is that much closer.
Him being eaten by his own dogs? Nice bit of irony, but we all know he's dead, even if they don't eat him. They'll just hang him or something. Giving him one tiny chance to escape with his life, and then stamping down on it... that's a satisfying way to end a villain like Ramsay, especially after all the bullshit he's pulled.
>creating a sentient being whose power level is higher than your own
were they retarded?
Will CIA survive the next episode?
>>71074483
The entire battle was unbelievable:
>Rickon was too retarded to just turn his head, watch Ramsey fire and then move to dodge the arrow that will take a few seconds to hit him.
>Arrows are bullets.
>Jon falls into the obvious trap.
>Everyone follows him.
>When all is lost a cavalry charge from out of nowhere saves the day.
>Just like at Castle Black.
>Just like at Kings Landing.
>>71075119
They were desperate.
Wasnt really cool to let Ramsay Bolton die on that cell.
Ned would have given him a trial or a proper beheading.
I hope traitor houses will be destroyed to the very ground
>>71074049
>tfw horse
>>71075119
>Were they retarded?
Just look at those faces bro
>>71074049I had to put all my gay stuff in my reaction pics folder instead of my downloads because I had a friend round and he doesn't know that I like fucking guy's assholes
>>71074049
>>71075082
>implying he'll never warg anyone again even though characters have gone out of their way to explicitly state what a powerful warg he is
>>71075070
That's politics for ya.
>>71075114
>mfw I wouldnt actually mind this
>people unironically liked ramsay
Please kill Dany, Sansa and Tyrion as soon as possible
>>71074049
>>71072259
>bird bowl
>one of the birds is a spider
the fuck is wrong with you
>>71073897
Why do they translate names in Spanish?
i.e. a "Miguel" in Spanish is a "Miguel" in English, but a "Michael" in English is translated to "Miguel" in Spanish. The English way is clearly superior.
Can someone post that Danny webm from last episode? You know which one
>>71075137
>Kit accidentally punched him two times
>implying aryas not going to roll in to winterfell and stab the shit out of LF uncaring of what any things due to her true sense of absolute justice
the good does not wash out the bad.
littlefinger, jamie and cersei have been beyond redemption since season 1
>to be king
>cant figure out he should not run in a straight line to avoid arrows with a travel time of 5 seconds
>>71075119
They look like fuckin salads
>>71075085
He will in season 8 after he levels up a couple more times
>>71075159
He has only so far warged a retard that he basically loosened up for the possession. There's never been any indication that he (or the three-eyed raven, even) could warg an intelligent human.
>>71075070
> DABID REMEMBER... REMEMBER HOW DANY HATES THE USURPER'S DOGS? DABID
>>71075155h-hi
OC coming through
>>71073897
>imdb
>>71075070
>From my point of view you are the usurpers!
>>71075233
XD upvoted
>>71075233
Fucking noob tiny no aghs
>>71075233
>holding a door
bravo
Wait, if the King's Landing and the Mountain go up in flames next episode, then what happens to Cleganebowl?
>>71074287
>>71074644
20 good dogs
>>71073946
>>71073992
CIA is still going strong and looks like hes back to being important now that hes hanging with the Starks
>>71075270
take your video game jokes elsewhere you humongous faggot
>>71075233
Good luck ever finding a tree that big. I don't think people understand how tall Wun Wun actually is when talking about how they should have made weapons and armor for him.
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>>71075097
Several months.
Thats how Jon and Sansa gallivanted around the north gathering supporters, and how Arya healed from her wounds. It literally took waif that long to find her
>>71074049
>mfw Trump wins the election fair and square with his BIG COCK so Hilary goes to Canada to ask for help nullifying the election and calls Trump a usurper
PRESTON LATEST VIDEO IS UP
PRESTON LATEST VIDEO IS UP
PRESTON LATEST VIDEO IS UP
PRESTON LATEST VIDEO IS UP
>>71075233
If you gonna rip off LotR, do it right
>>71074988
I can't even blame her. DD seem stuck between making her clever and politically savvy, or damaged and paranoid. Can't strike a balance
>>71075321
no one cares shill
why sansa and everyone blame him for sansa's "rape"? she chose to marry him
>>71075162
no one would complain
>>71075201
>never been any indication
you must be retarded then. The hints for him being able to warg into intelligent people have been so strong you'd have to be a little past the spectrum not to see them. Of course they had him start out warging humans on a simpleton, he's pretty obviously slowly leveling up in power and still learning. If you think he's already reached his peak warging abilities then you're kind of super dumb. Please screenshot this post because you are definitely going to be wrong by the end of next season.