If the Purge was real, what would /tv/ do?
>>71071418
rape cunnies
>>71071418
Stay home and shitpost.
Remember a few years ago when Purge 2 was shilled to shit on /tv/? I can't believe it's fucking happening AGAIN with the third one.
Jesus christ it's the same fucking OP too at least be original.
>>71071496
This.
run and fucking hide in the woods or something
Torrent movies without seeding.
>>71071418
use my japanese steel to clean up the streets
>>71071523
>Implying you wouldn't interrupt a furry party and be raped to death
Find and kill you OP
>>71071418
continue to not be an American
I'm not into murder
definitely rape though
Leave the toilet seat up.
in all honesty, probably nothing. I dont want to hurt anyone.
>>71071418
eat sushi and not pay
>>71071418
find OP and do the thing
>>71071418
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
t. Jew
>rig my whole house with Home Alone tier traps
>turn people into skeletons
>profit
>>71071418
Shoot people committing crimes. Basically be Batman for a night.
Jaywalk
>>71071498
I remember when the first one was literally without a doubt shilled here, it was so incredibly obvious.
I would go find my qt neighbor andgo kill niggers with her.
>>71071418
shitpost thousands of people while we all watch the livefeeds
>Anon: i just heard the doorbell niggas
>Anon2: answer it pussy
>Anon3: ayy
>>71071727
What if you accidentally fall victim to one of your own traps, though?
>>71071766
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Purge%3A%20Anarchy/page/12/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/veGlb7OP3Q3HjaGuqdC4HQ/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/QHVH7jYTJhkn7q6grNGM9A/
:^)
>>71071799
She'd stab you in the back for Jamal.
post soft porn on a blue board
>>71071856
He would end up on America's Funniest Purge Deaths
>Look at this old man who went to chainsaw someone to death and slipped on a banana peel
>Coming up next the man who got caught in his own trap got found months later hanging upside down in his basement
like a moderately right wing comment about correlation of the migrants and crime on facebook
>>71071485
>>71071626
Kill yourselves :^)
>>71071919
Well then Jamal's beast rage would kill her too so it'd be just desserts.
>>71071757
Actually doesn't sound half bad, desu senpai.
misgender a tranny
>>71071418
Probably piss myself a lot and get killed.
I might cry like a baby too.
If I'm lucky I could kill someone else
>>71071418
Wish I was in a movie that wasn't hot trash
Wouldn't people mostly just steal?
>>71071496
Would the best Purge gamethreads be on /sp/ or /pol/?
>>71072068
Sounds like an episode of Tales From The Crypt.
>>71071418
Shitpost in happening threads
What would Walmart be like on Purge day?
>Live in wealthy, rural white neighbourhood
Load up all my guns, barricade doors and windows and set up cameras, then just fap and shitpost for 24 hours
>>71071911
>Muhammad from Sweden
>>71072126
pretty much, some people might also kill people they know, and famous people (especially politicians) would be in trouble. i doubt we'd see a whole lot of random murder, but it would definitely happen.
hide in bushes and pick off anyone that tried to mess with my home. i live in a very small town, people looking to take stuff would probably be the worst
>>71072142
Chasebowls get deleted on /sp/
PurgeBowls would probably be on /b/
>>71072142
/b/
>>71071418
Die
>>71072126
I imagine it would be like black Friday except with slightly more murder
Stay indoors and marathon Twin Peaks or something else that'll keep my mind off of the horrid screaming, gunfire and rape going on outside.
I live in a defenseless old people's neighborhood right next to a highschool that contains some of the worst degenerate criminal students on earth.
>>71071418
It is real, and I do tell anyone who considers watching it that it will only make them dumber
>>71071418
>If the Purge was real
I've lived in Detroit for the past 4 years.
The purge is real... except its every goddamned day and the killers/killed are always niggers.
Collect $200 after going to jail in Monopoly
>>71071673
Thuuuuuug life
The sad part about the Purge series is that it's a prime example of a great idea with poor execution. Like really, a night where all crime is legal? That's a fucking great plot for a movie. But look what it turned into. Just another dime-a-dozen home invasion movie with jump scares and stupid bullshit. The worst is how they keep trying to push some dipshit political message about "wealthy bad poor good". Fuck off with that shit. These movies could have been so much more than they were but they just ended up proving that Hollywood ruins everything it touches these days.
>>71072173
Quiet inside, a bloodbath outside. If you don't think the Waltons would hire mercs to snipe darkies from the rooftop of every WalMart, you don't know the Waltons.
Hell, I'd do it for free.
>>71072204
>we will never relive the comfy fun of egyptbowl on /sp/
>>71072406
i think it's a great example of a movie that is perfectly tailored for its targeted audience
the poorly educated
>>71071418
fill up my hybrid and cruise down the 99 for 12 hours until it's over
>>71072229
does the purge have rules like you can't break into people's homes or something?
>>71072406
>a prime example of a great idea with poor execution. Like really, a night where all crime is legal? That's a fucking great plot for a movie
>>71072406
>a night where all crime is legal? That's a fucking great plot for a movie.
no it isn't. it's fucking ridiculous.
>>71071418
if I had the balls to kill someone I wouldn't need some meme day, so I wouldn't do anything, just hide.
>>71071418
would the purge be something that only happens in the US or worldwide?
>>71071418
Goddammit, can we just agree that once they are done milking The Purge series, the final film's protagonist is going to be some OP Gary Stu who evades and brutally defeats the forces of the New Founding Fathers extremely easly and breaks every rule of The Purge and ends up blowing up Washington with nukes and makes philosophical speeches and shit like that
(INB4 above actually happens)
>>71072737
shitholes don't need it, it's purge day 24/7 yet the US would have it so i don't know
>>71072737
worldwide, but borders would still need to be maintained. can't have nukes launching just because its cool one day of the year
>People can commit crime
>So they do
Maybe if you life in urban areas this would be an issue, but I'd literally just get a gun, sit at home, and not expect anything to happen.
>>71072406
>Like really, a night where all crime is legal? That's a fucking great plot for a movie
>>71071963
would 4chan be more heavily moderated or less during purge?
Go and molest all the feet
>>71072126
I can assure you id be out there raping and murdering until I was raped and or murdered.
>>71071673
YOU CAN EAT A BUNCH OF SUSHI THEN FORGET TO LEAVE A TIP
>>71072406
>Like really, a night where all crime is legal? That's a fucking great plot for a movie
>>71072244
>The purge is real... except its every goddamned day and the killers/killed are always niggers.
Are you me?
Try living in east Memphis senpai... niggers purging niggers errday.
>>71072844
>tfw live in the urban South
Killed by rampant gang of 50 dindus lmao.
>>71072189
>rural
>wealthy
farmers are scum i hope you die
>>71071418
continue to exceed the speed limit
>>71072190
go away shill, you don't understand how our memes work
>>71071418
Eat your ass OP
>A blonde female senator wants to end the Purge for the sake of the poor people and the dindu nuffins that are hurt by it is targeted by a conspiracy constructed by an evil cabal of old white men that want to preserve their power. There's even a scene where a fanatical all-white Christian church prepares to dissect her as some kind of religious tribute to the Purge itself.
>>71072193
Government employees of rank 10 and higher are immune to the purge so it'd probably just be celebrities getting wrecked by stalkers.
>>71071485
Beat me to it.
I wouldn't fap for weeks in anticipation of all the qts that I;d plug with batter.
>>71071485
Your bloated pedo ass would get out of breath before you got out your front door.
>>71072466
So you're saying the waltons would kill their best customers... lol
>>71072056
>rape is wrong
>murder is perfectly fine though
Explain
kill cunny rapists
>>71072039
You bastard
>>71071673
Your the guy that stole rice during the London riots arnt you?
>>71073149
>what is New England
dipshit
Either hide deep in the woods/hills to wait it out or go have sex with attractive young girls.
I do not know whether fear or lust would be stronger that night.
>>71073717
>implying i care what some hick who deals in dirt has to say
that was your first mistake
>>71071418
watch Jurassic park 3 and enjoy it
>>71071565
the only thing you'll be cleaning up is the doritos off your sweaty man tits you fuckin weaboo
I would leave America and never come back. I'm still waiting for the movies to address why people don't flee the country.
Also, I love how the slogan for Purge: ELECTION YEAR is "Keep America Great" as in, This is what America looks like when it's been made "great again".
Take a fat shit on my neighbor's yard
>>71072039
the absolute madman
>>71072039
I'm going to write a script about a heist that happens during the purge, since that seems a lot more interesting. I'm sure they'll take it.
>>71073876
Ahahaa u mad? I would literally slice you into a million pieces you little faggot
a week or 2 before I'd lock up all my valuables in a hidden safe buried in a forest then go on holiday somewhere cosy, returning a day or 2 after the purge hoping that no one burned down my house
>Could have been a move about a government who monitors people during the purge, and tracks everything they do
>There's no explicit law that sanctions the purge, it's simply a mass media event that is built up by everyone but never denied by the government
>Uneducated people believe it because they're sheep and will listen to anything the media says
>Everyone who commits any crime, no matter how small, is executed rightfully under the law
>The purge isn't some release of primal energy, it's a purge of all of the retarded criminals and society is better as a whole because of it
Instead we get a "Wow guys this is a crazy what if scenario, and it's super scary!" generic thriller.
>>71074170
I'd burn down this guy's house
>>71071418
Think an interesting purge premise with all crime being legal would be pulling off a super organized bank robbery and having to deal with the crazy security they probably hire for that night
>>71071418
Torture, murder and rape. In that order.
>>71073893
>why people don't flee the country
Didn't the rich all gather together with paid security, while the poor were the ones fending for themselves?
>>71074241
you can't rape that which has no ability to not consent
>>71074236I signed a contract with a sniper, if he prevents my house being burned down he gets $5000
>>71073893
>every movie has to go out of it's way to bring up trump for no reason
>even games
Why does one man cause so much butthurt? He's not even going to win the election.
>>71074316
Oh yeah you're right. Torture, rape and then murder it is.
>people responding seriously
>it's clearly someone shilling a movie
>the movie series in question appeals to the lowest common denominator
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>71071418
Operate.
Why wouldn't there be any repercussions for my crimes? People aren't going to be pissed off I robbed and assaulted them?
all the edgelords who go out to rape and murder will simply be killed by gangs and mercenaries
>>71074391
Because it's cool to hate the white man these days.
>He's not even going to win the election.
>increasinglynervousman.jpg
>>71074391
>butthurt
It's not about butthurt, it's about marketability.
The guy is a grade a conman and became a walking ad, the media just profits in on all the idiots that hate him or idolize him.
File false police reports and steal mail.
>>71074491
They can't retaliate because it's illegal :^)
>>71074361
oh....well, in that case, I guess I'd spend the purge getting shot in the head trying to burn down this guy's house.
>>71074494
If you are a retard and run down the street with a chainsaw and your dick out you are gonna die pretty fast.
Surely you would plan it as carefully as you if it were still a crime right?
>>71074519
>>71074494
I live in a small quiet town. Easy to rape and kill old people and children here. There's a lot of cats running around here too, but I probably wouldn't rape those, just kill them all.
>>71071418
get killed probably
I don't think much would happen in terms of stealing. I feel like most stores would either have big sales right before Purge to get rid of stock, or just hide away all valuables.
>>71071418
Book a round-trip flight to Orlando.
Watch for new rekt threads or lurk here
>>71071418
>If the Purge was real
It already is.
>>71074816
>kill cooo
What did they mean by this?
>>71074816
Oh did murder suddenly become legal during Ferguson.?
I didn't think so retard
commit suicide
>>71071496
>/pol/ happening threads
Mite b comfy
>>71075123
It is in Chicago right now.
>Someone poisons the cities water supply
>A group of people steal weapons grade plutonium
>Terrorists wire bombs to everyone's cars
>Terrorists demolish cities
>Thousands upon thousands of crimes that won't be prevented that will literally crumble society
>The rich powerful people do the purge to get rid of poor people for "reasons"
There's no sense of realism or even coherent ideas in this movie series. None of it makes sense at all. Why would anyone enjoy this?
>>71073117
>>71072851
>>71072586
He's kinda right, like the whole crime is legal backdrop can be interesting. Like I would love a hiest movie or a movie where anarchists try to take down the government but fail and it turns into a warriors esque film
>>71075290
ok, lore wise you can't do half of that shit
Snipe people obviously, why would you go down to the streets or miss out on the fun.
>>71075264
Once again, is it fucking legal!?
I didn't think so retard
>>71075455
No need to go into an autistic rage son :^)
kill whitey
wtf i hate republicans now
It's all one big ruse that happens once a year (or whatever the movie said)
You tell the nigs, spics, muds, etc. that we're having this big "Purge", and they get all excited, antsy about it thinking "Oh boy, can't wait to strike back at whitey!"
Then the problem solves itself. They show up to our homes with glocks and shotguns, we respond with drones and brrrrrt. It's like eugenics made fun, I'd even let my kids fly the drones.
>>71074538
They can on the next Purge™.
Rob so much money i didnt have to work all year repeat every yer
>>71071485
I'd go for Lexee or JJ first because she'd be down for it.
Second thing would probably to kidnap Lena Dunham and starve her to death, or leave her in a Syrian prison to be raped :^)
>>71074494
Forget gangs and mercenaries. You know what people do when law and order breaks down and you have roving bands of looters/murderers/whatever roaming the streets? Community up.
You come near their territory with a weapon, you get a bullet in the brain.
You'd see pic related all over America, except a few dindu ghettos that everyone sane would get the hell out of in advance.
The Purge movies have always been stupid as hell.
>>71071418
Dig a hole and fall into it until morning. Keep a lethal dose of heroin or something.
Write a shitty, pseudointellectual movie.
>/tv/ tries to sneak over to some prime 14 year old girl's feet
>gets literally beaten to death by her brothers who use her as bait to kill neckbeards
>6 am the next morning /tv/ has meaningful discussions about television and films.
Why cant the purge be real? Just for one night?
pic unrelated.
What happens if you start a forest fire during the purge? Even if it takes weeks to extinguish it will the guy who started it still not be penalized for it?
Also I haven't seen the movie, but is the Purge only for US Citizens? If it's not then I would be a great day for terrorists to fuck shit up
What if someone illegally migrants to the US during the Purge
This shit would never work
>>71071418
I'd probably go after /v/
but thats just me...
>>71071485
You are a sick man. What is it about their tight bodies and perfect skin and angelic faces that you find attractive you monster?
>>71076811
>pic is actually related
>>71071485
>Lena Dunham
>starving in 12 hours
>>71076867
>What happens if you start a forest fire during the purge? Even if it takes weeks to extinguish it will the guy who started it still not be penalized for it?
The fire was started during so theyre free and clear
>What if someone illegally migrants to the US during the Purge
the crime is still happening after the fact
>>71071963
Animal
>>71071418
Commit suicide
I would burn down the closest refugee asylum, probably helped by most other people around. They dont do anything wrong really, but I just hate them and dont want them there. Probably the only evil shit I'd do.
After that I would just sit at home, kind of hoping someone would try to break in so that I could murder them and just taste a bit of their blood and meat out of curiosity. But that wouldnt happen around here, I think, and my house is too isolated to be an obvious target.
>>71071673
How often do you get to use that picture?
>>71077373
It's arson, then...
catch a girl and cut off her flaps and eat them or whatever lol
>>71077373
>German detected
>>71076867
Smirk tight pupper
Get out of the country for some hours.
>>71071418
rob a bank
>>71074816
>Take a pic of me with the flames and stuff in the background, it'll look real good, real professional, just like in the magazines
Horses. Non-stop. From both ends.
Would the Purge extend to 4chan? If so id just shitpost ruthlessly
>>71077495
Lel
>>71077431
Weird I almost had the same idea, I wouldn't give in to my cannibalistic urges though.
I would probably trap some females and cut off their labias and dry them. I dream of having a box with dried labias I can sniff on whenever I like.
>>71071485
You'd probably get shot and die sobbing in a ditch.
>>71075290
I think it's really just rape, murder, theft and destruction of personal property that are condoned.
>>71076563
Literally nothing in the world can stop Roof Koreans.
Watch anime safely in my mass produced safehouse avaliable at most stores and installed at no charge!
Lets be realistic, everyone would have this if it was avaliable. You'd get rich selling it. Only the reaally poor wouldnt have it, like blacks etc.
>>71077753
>You'd get rich selling it. Only the reaally poor wouldnt have it, like blacks etc.
Literally the plot of the first movie.
>>71071741
>shoot people commiting crimes
... so shoot no one?
I have to wonder about the every day mental state of the people in this movie. Like what are they doing the day before the Purge?
>Honey can you get Jaden from school today?
>I can't, I have to finish the glow wire stitching on my Statue of Horror for tomorrow's murder spree. Do you think it's scary enough? The Xs over the eyes are supposed to symbolize how the American Dream is dead
>It looks good dear, it'll pair well with my Nightmare Uncle Sam. Did you get the new sharpening block for our machetes?
>Yes, it's over by the Kitchenaid
How does someone go from normal person to complete psycho overnight?
>>71077973
>How does someone go from normal person to complete psycho overnight?
by being in a stupid movie
>>71077973
>Jaden
Probably tear the tag of a mattress or something
I would stay home and commit tons of white collar crime, fraud, and embezzlement
>>71078160
Not allowed during the Purge.
>>71077636
>>71078247
Do men really have thoughts like this, because thats kinda cucky, to be honest familia
>>71071418
Build a giant defense around my house so I can shitpost on /pol/ about how the poor is getting BTFO
Why not just book a vacation for another country around that time?
>>71078552
Where's the fun in that?
>>71078552
I never watched the films, this is only nation wide?
>>71078624
Yes, America only. So it makes no sense that the rich would stay. Just purchase Purge Insurance (I'm sure someone is selling it) and leave the country for a week.
>>71078679
Well fuck, I'd just go to Australia and shitpost about America getting rekt.
Am I the only one extremely worried by fraud and electronic theft?
Someone could pull some crazy ass hacking shit and if the money is in his account for a few hours it stays.
Am I the only one extremely worried about large corporations?
A condo builder wants a piece of property. They bomb the fuck out of 2 square miles to get it.
what i would want to do is high level theft and burglary. what i would probably do is camp out with my immediate family and barricade ourselves in with a bunch of guns.
>>71071854
fuck off you stupid cancer
>>71071963
Devilish
Defeat all the chads
>>71076701
Not even pseudointellectual , it's so bad , easily the worst movie i've ever seen.
smoke weed
>>71077431
Sick fuck ya
Steal cookies my mother always hides away
>>71077636
Also a sick fucker
>>71079223
ur a sik cunt
>>71071963
If I download cp during the purge, would I legally be able to keep it?
>>71073283
They are real shit customers if they're coming to steal on purge day.
>>71071418
If "all crime is legal" during The Purge, what happens if you rape someone and they get pregnant from it? Are you obligated to pay child support, or does it still count as an exempt thing?
>>71079520
Just kill them to be sure
>>71079459
Possession is still illegal. So don't download or steal anything that is illegal to own.
>all these rapists
sexually frustrated much?
>>71079520
Just murder them when you're done.
>>71079565
>rape being about wanting sex
Eh
>>71071709
kek
>>71079558
>>71079599
But what if they escape after the rape? Or if you just don't want to kill them?
>>71079668
I'd imagine standard paternity rules apply if they can prove it's yours.
>>71075455
Whoa there friend, calm down. No need to use exclamation points, please
>>71071639
HA HA HA HA D A M A G E D!!!
>>71071963
Thats straight up fucked up dude
>>71071418
Throw toilet paper on my neighbour's house
>>71071525
Fucking sociopath
If the Purge happened, I would watch the next Purge movie.... without paying.
>>71071418
Create a militia to uphold the laws that were previously in affect
Break into people's houses and leave their toilet paper the wrong way around
>>71079917
I imagine this would happen a lot. Entire towns that would just say "Fuck this" and turn their town into a fortress.
>>71071418
Imagine all the fuckign paedophiles that go to orphanages in the world of Purge
>>71071418
Lmao I would like break into people's homes and pee in their shampoo
>>71079957
It would work in most small ones, urban areas would be a mess
>>71071418
Watch it stream on twitch
>>71077660
it's worth it for the chance senpai
Eat dessert before dinner
>>71071418
rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape all the qts I could get my hands on and then bathe in their blood
>>71072126
Stealing would be most common because you could probably get away with it and show your face in public. Rape and murder, not so much. You would have to travel to the next town so people don't know you. Good luck fucking with someone on Purge day, they will find you next year. That shit is not economic. I imagine most murders would happen in ghettos to settle gang disputes and between neighbors arguing over whatever they steal from each other. Going around cutting people up is a great way to get got.
I'd put my asswipes in the trashcan instead of flushing them down the toilet.
>>71080435
Good point. Sure you could murder your annoying neighbor but when you're boss finds out they'll still fire you for being a sick bastard.
I'd probably just stay home and watch tv.
>>71080520
firing someone for what they did during a purge is against the law, you purgist bigot
Steal shit
>>71080573
At will state. The employee does not possess the moral fiber that our company represents.
Can you conspire before the purge? Like, is conspiracy to commit a criminal act on the night of the purge punishable before said purge?
>>71080619
>dreaming this small on a hypothetical
my plan is to rape shit, sucks to be you
>>71080728
the movies imply this stuff is planned in advance
>>71071418
Browse /b/ with only six proxies.
>>71080728
This is one of the many reasons the whole premise is garbage. People would do nothing else but plan for the next purge during the rest of the year.
i would illegally download movies
>>71080886
That is the premise. That a large part of the economy is based on the purge.
>>71080908
But it would tank the economy. No one would waste time working a shitty job. Everyone below upper middle class would form massive criminal organizations to steal shit all year long so they can survive the purge.
>>71071485
You are getting it wrong, you are supposed to purge then continue. You are no supporter of the new founding fathers of America
>>71071496
Yea this
>>71071418
>not spending the purge kidnapping/grabbing qt girls and taking them into your home for sexy time and cuddles
>>71080975
rich people prep their home. poors prep to fuck shit up. this is covered in the movies. in the first one the main character makes a living off prepping houses for the purge.
whats going on here? its like people would post online without knowing what they are talking about.
>>71072586
>>71072623
>>71072851
>>71073117
you can stop posting the same thing now, thanks for bumping the thread 4 times now anonymous poster
>>71081060
You can't have an economy if only rich people are working, dumb-dumb.
>>71071485
FPBP
>>71081123
The poors still have jobs. It doesn't take a full year to plan "I'm going to break into my neighbor's house and steal his shit".
>>71080333
In all honesty wouldnt rape be more of a major crime instead of murder?
I imagine most of us just wanting to kidnap some qt and do stuff to her.
>>71081123
you're assuming thats the only thing that happens in this setting. people will still need to live in a home, eat food and all that day to day stuff. they can't have that if they only live for the purge. people would still have jobs and obligations for the other 364 days.
>>71075421
What kino is this?
>>71081210
>>71081243
People wouldn't work a shitty factory job just hoping that they can scrape together enough to protect their family. There's plenty of money to be made selling drugs and stealing shit already, but most people don't do it because they aren't that desperate. If your life and the lives of your family members are on the line though, that shit looks a lot more enticing. Also, this is assuming everyone will just not commit crime during the rest of the year. What do you think would happen to cities like Baltimore and DC after the first purge?
>>71081338
stop trying to back up the position you took and answer this;
Have you seen the movie?
because this shit has been addressed and answered
