Post'em, Rate'em and recommend a movie to each anon, so he gets a better taste and becomes less pleb
GO !
5x2 incoming
>>71069907
What are the movies at the bottom?
Jesus fucking christ, kid
Get better taste
>Sherlock Holmes
>Interstellar
>The Grey
>Illusionist
Really anon?
>>71069983
Illusionist, Gattaca, Interstellar
>>71070002
They're good, what's the problem?
>>71070099
They're ok. I certainly wouldn't have them in my top 9. Probably not even in my top 50
>>71070099
The Grey is plain silly.
That movie had me laughing my ass off several times.
>>71069985
holy fuck this is like the final boss of 3x3, titles please ?
>>71070172
>>71070176
Show your 3x3
>>71070200
It's a meme
>>71070256
I'll make one. Give me some time
>>71070310
Even tho, would like to know the titles
>>71069907
proof that these threads are complete shit
>the illusionist
>fight club
>interstellar
>american history x
>the grey
>>71070398
nice proof, i bet you have a phd in math or logic
>>71070398
OP literally said
>recommend a movie to each anon, so he gets a better taste and becomes less pleb
>>71069907
leave
>>71070172
don't enable him, they're shit
>>71069907
Please keep this cancer on /a/.
>>71069907
If you're going to make a 3x3 you should try not having fucking black bars in the picture and not using a shitty fan made poster. Also get some taste
Template anyone?
I like normal movies.
>>71071116
you didnt even pick the true potter kino of thats dh2
If I were 7 years younger I'd probably be considered a cinephile. As it stands I'm just average.
>>71070256
>>71070329
Here you go.
>>71071116
Shit bait
>>71071373
Don't encourage him
>>71071443
>le epic different opinions = bait meme
>>71070733
is this a meme like this one >>71069985
?
>>71071406
wot
>>71071115
wil post now
>>71071443
nice chart lad, what's bot left?
>>71071559
that looks like Barry Lyndon. not that guy.
>>71071502
no
>>71071559
barry lyndon
>>71071115
here, easier to make using bighugelabs.com/mosaic.php
>>71071443
>Mulholland Drive
I REALLY hope yours is bait too.
>>71071628
Cheers senpai
>>71071492
Lurk more and don't post until you have remotely acceptable taste. Your 3x3 is terrible and looks like that of a 9gag user
>>71071559
Aye, it's Barry Lyndon
>>71071643
Why so?
>>71071502
Pretty sure that one's legit
>>71069907
Do you really think you aren't 100% pleb when fight club and fucking interstellar are on your patrician core image?
hello
>>71069985
This is what a solid patrician core image should look like. I'm amazed any are left on /tv/ it's become the capeshit/GOT board.
rate me, i had trouble deciding
>>71071754
That image is pretty much guaranteed to be the first in every 3x3 thread
Happy summer lads
>>71071780
>more than 1 kubrick
top plen
>>71071863
I loved Stroszek.
The Piano Teacher was decent for a Haneke.
Scenes from a Marriage was wonderful.
Don't know the rest of those so you got me.
>>71071443
You've posted here before, no? Your chart looks very familiar, perhaps slightly changed
>>71071714
Hi
>>71071780
I agree that 2001 and EWS shut are Kubrick's best, but Barry Lyndon is number 3 imo, not ACO. Also, I'm not a Zulawksi fan, though I respect the hell out of him
>>71071863
Your summer's going well?
>>71071928
Don't forget Harry Potter and Brick.
>>71071928
i added clockwork last i think 2001 and eyes wide shut are masterpieces. the others alright?
what if i replace aco with alien i forgot about alien
>>71071663
>So much butthurt over movies.
This is /tv/ in a nutshell.
>>71071780
oh wow that's fucking Harry Potter hahahaha
>muh Cuaron!
is a hack.
>>71071986
>too bad brick is better than blue velvet
hp has a few fine pieces fuck yourself lotr fag
>>71072053
>oh wow that's fucking Harry Potter hahahaha
Do you have a problem with that? Do you not appreciate top comfy wandkino?
>>71072083
>>too bad brick is better than blue velvet
in the land of shit taste maybe.
>>71071956
>You've posted here before, no?
Yep. Haven't posted in ages though. Used to have UC in mine too, thought I'd change it up. We have very similar tastes. Mid left?
>>71072009
Ok thanks for the input. Seriously though 9gag would be more your speed
>>71072053
Agreed
>>71072053
>cuaron is a hack
did you think the film was actually about immigration? its clive owens best film and depicts today closer than people would like to imagine
>>71072103
>Do you not appreciate top comfy wandkino?
No, I don't appreciate "top comfy wandkino", you dithering idiot.
>>71072111
nah i mean blue velvet isnt bad its good but eh
>>71071780
What's mid right?
>>71072132
Children of Men is one of Chivos only missteps in his career. The cinematography in that movie is obnoxious
>>71072132
I'm talking Prisoner of Asskaban which everyone's third favorite latin american expat directed.
>>71072148
thats a different anon, even he knows whats up. looks like youre out of the stauberkino loop
>>71072197
well i didnt put that on my list
>>71072186
i liked it to be honest i didnt like the revenant that much esp the action part in the beginning
>>71072180
children of men
>>71072118
Mid left is Seventh Seal. It's about time for a change up in mine as well, not sure what exactly, may remove Thin Red Line as three Malicks is a little redundant and upon rewatching it, it wasn't as powerful and some things were distracting.
>>71072166
Nice, titles?
>>71072265
I didn't really like the Revenant either but I attribute that to the script and Innarutu. The cinematography was on point in that film.
>>71072225
See this? It's a whale made from the ash of Mt. St. Helens. It was given to me by a distant relative over 20 years ago. It means a great deal to me. I would beat your skull into pieces with this without blinking, you faggot.
>>71072324
yea and i mean the cinematography for the long action indian attack felt forced otherwise use it was good cinematography
>>71072360
>lotrfag detected
id taze your ass and then break your jaw off with it
>>71072186
>Children of Men is one of Chivos only missteps in his career
His first ASC win and an Oscar nomination is a clear misstep, that's for sure
>>71072470
>>lotrfag detected
Nope I find those threads just as obnoxious.
>>71072197
>he didnt get the motif and novikov self consistency principle
>>71072513
Well good. To be honest nobody usually talks potter that much on here except recently, but a good amount of people really like certain ones, and for good reason Yates and Cuaron can direct and i found the films way better than the books plus the production all around is top notch
I'm fairly new to cinema
>>71072776
Welcome. I'd say based on your taste, you prefer grand and compelling stories to prominent visual style, so I recommend Paul Thomas Anderson and Ingmar Bergman.
>>71072934
Thank you. I quite enjoyed TWBB so I'll check out PTA's other works
>>71072977
Cool, that's the one I had in mind. Although I wasn't a huge Boogie Nights fan, I'd bet you'll enjoy it. Once you get around to his latest two, keep an open mind and be willing to rewatch later on if they at first don't connect
Not a good thread so far
People need to post movie titles. Otherwise this is worthless.
>>71073258
If you want to know one, ask
>>71073071
I'll keep that in mind
>>71072776
bottom mid?
>>71073258
Many are recognizable, otherwise ask. All the lesser known grids that have been here before have had titles listed at some point, so lurk more or ask for yourself
>>71073292
Bottom left, bottom centre, centre mid?
>>71073312
No Country for Old Men
>>71071553
>julien donkey boy
>satantango
Why?
Powell, Ray, Welles, De Sica and Pressburger are great, but I feel like you're trying too hard
>>71073312
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>71073329
La Jetèe, On the Silver Globe, Possession
>>71073353
>>71073358
kek
I watched it, but didn't remember that.
>>71073354
>Why?
heh
>>71073354
Nah, that guy's based, I doubt he's trying anything.
>>71073487
You don't feel comfortable when people question your taste?
Or are you another anon
>>71073796
this all kenneth anger?
>>71071443
I gotta say i don't know any of your movies exept Mullholand Drive
>>71073905
The Tree of Life / Apocalypse Now / The Master
Hunger / Mulholland Dr / In The Mood For Love
Barry Lyndon / Days of Heaven / Le SamouraiWatch all of them
>>71073985
And get cancer from the shit films they are
>>71074032
Either kill yourself or post yours
>>71074089
>>71070733
Here kiddo
Get on my level, plebs
>>71069985
last one? pls
>>71069985
bottom right???
i wish holy mountain wasnt my fave movie
>>71074269 the black one is supposed to be being john malkovich but it messed up
>>71073669
is it a question of taste?
does it even matter?
>>71073985
Thanks based anon, i surely will
>>71074269
i watched Holy Mountain on acid and nearly died, heavy shit
>>71070733
bottom right please ?
>>71074561
Give me a good reason and I'll name all
>>71074980
Holy shit you're a faggot. He's asking you to name a movie, not loan him some fucking money. Fucking kill yourself.
>>71074980
Fuck outta here mang
>>71074980
Please was a pretty good reason imo
>>71074980
what a fag
>>71075052
Still mad cause I called your chart cancer?
>>71070200
Casanova's english Title is really The Prince of Adventure, and the Annie Oakley one is just called Annie Oakley, made in 1894 by William K.L. Dickson and William Heise. Not sure how accurate top left and bottom right are.
>>71075345
Top left, top right and bottom left are wrong you pleb
>>71071702
>implying there's anything wrong with fight club
>>71075345
The Prince of Adventurers*
>>71069907
>>71071956
bottom left?
>>71071702
>letting a fanbase influence how you view a film
>>71075433
Truly perfect, except for winter light
Hadn't seen your chart in a while
>>71075458
Nolan stop
>>71075415
Fight club was fine i think zodiac is his best
>>71075444
The Master
>>71075487
I'd be impressed if you actually remembered my chart. I made it at the end of 2014 and only posted that one time I think.
Think I'd replace Eternity and a Day with another Angelopoulos like The Beekeeper. I'd definitely replace The Gospel According to St. Matthew with something else entirely. Too lazy to update it, though.
>>71074269
love soylent green
>>71075652
nice pic
>>71075678
Yeah, but 2014 wasn't too long ago, plus I'll always remember it because of that erice pick, such an underrated film because people dismiss it as a docu
Also God damn, beekeeper is my favorite theos film
Keep doing you my man
Haven't found a good film in a while, if you recognize any of these you'll have an idea of my taste so feel free to recommend something.
>>71076162
haha its a bunch of wil smith movies!
>>71076221
I enjoy his work
>>71076206
Rohmer is shit
>>71076428
lol you're a true bastard, Rohmer is god tier.
>>71076675
For plebeians i guess
>>71071073
That's symbolism i guess, plebs like you can't understand
>>71073756
What's mid right?
>>71073830
Obviously not you fucking retard
>>71071780
>>71073756
nice senpai
>>71077247
Looks like Eyes Wide Shut
>>71077396
>black swan
forty keks
>>71074171
Overrated shit
you people should watch the center one
>>71077396
Titles?
>>71076206
Titles?
poo poo pee pee
>>71078793
A scanner darkly was a good flick.
>>71071932
More people need to watch Stroszek. Plus I feel that The Piano Teacher, probably along with Seventh Continent, is Haneke's most underrated.
Have you seen the long version of Scenes from a Marriage?
>>71074171
I love Aphex Twin too
>>71079139
jesus fucking christ i'm sure i've seen middle and top left before
>>71079139
Tumblr is the other way pal
>>71077247
>>71077417
It's Amadeus
>>71079139
are you finally willing to give titles?
>>71080984
which one
>>71081013
I mean, all of them look interesting
>>71081055
13 PM
Rites of Passion
Paraíso
Bandit Queen
The Big Feast
A Deadly Invention
Bleak Moments
Blind Date
Le corbeau
>>71081329
Thanks, someone one day used your grid in another thread but then wouldn't provide names. You're a good guy
rec
>>71082196
Anything off the IMDB Top 250.
>>71082233
double dubs of sincerity.
>>71069907
dumb /v/ /mu/ immigrant kiddies
>OP literally has a facebook/instagram filename
Kill yourself, OP
>>71082631
pleb
>>71072360
Kek
thoughts on my 3x3?
>>71084876
>Mad Max
>not Mad Max 2
>>71071780
Respect for la Jetee and children of men
>>71071443
Very nice m8
>>71071956
What is in the middle of the top row and the right of the middle row. Other than that v nice anon, what's your favorite Terry film?
>>71075433
I like this one a lot, also I hope titles becomes a standard practice
>>71084876
top left?
>>71087177
>I hope titles becomes a standard practice
>doesn't bother adding titles to his own chart
Be the change you want to see.
>>71087266
The shitty Daft Punk movie.
>>71087177
Top mid is World on a Wire. Mid right is Upstream Color. Thanks, fav Malick is probably Tree of Life, even if I'm growing less convinced it's his best, it's still the most moving movie experience I've had.
>>71071443
nice is that captain america civil war on the top right?
>>71087279
Here you go
>>71081396
Look up the names, you got trolled hard kiddo
>>71079139
>>71070733
Legit curious here, why do you come here? I mean you obviously look down on every other "taste" here, so why even bother coming to this website?
Does it validate your taste?
Are you attention seekers?
>>71084876
>300
>Interstellar
come on man
Recs?
>>71089646
kalatozov, lopushansky, bresson, the fiend of athens and o-bi, o-ba end of civilization
>>71090082
wow thanks, these look great. o-bi, o-ba looks incredible.
>>71090321
you're welcome, i thought that was perfect for your taste
use of color (spring breakers), existentialism (un homme qui dort) and sci-fi/future (robocop)
i hope you enjoy all of them my friend
>>71069907
You have accidentally, like purely accidentally, have put 1 kino in you cringy terrible terrible absolute shit tier list. Guess what that film is.
>>71093296
2001
>>71087266
Electroma, it is rather Kino tbqh
>>71093659
exactly
>>71094856
>Gattaca
>not kino
>>71088890
poo poo pee pee
>>71094984
>>71094417
>>71094417
What does Kino mean ?
>>71096179
Kino
Cinema
Film
Movie
Flick
Joint
>>71096179
It's Russian for "I'm autistic"
>>71096299
kino posters btfo
>>71096299
I am Russian and kino stands for "Masterpiece". Pic related.
>>71069907
Looks like what someone who says "I'm a cinephile" would watch honnestly.
Not bad but not as good as what people pretend
>>71097732
if you don't like interstellar, you are an enemy of cinema
>>71097727
Thanks anon, now i understandspasibo
>>71096206
Kinema
Kino
Cinéma
Cinema
Film
Movie
Flick
>>71100156
>No photoplay
>>71087177
thanks bra
>>71087627
kek
if you're not memeing that's the master
>>71074269
bottom left and middle row titles plz?
>>71103894
Bottom left: Come and See
Middle: Stalker
Third I don't know.
>>71104188
which one is top left?
love in Bruges and Dr Strangelove
>>71104301
you forgot about John Malkovich :^)
and thank you
>>71104320
Evil dead 2
>>71104491
Just remembered that actor, third one is Cache (Hidden).
no original taste in this entire thread
>>71105024
you're welcome to show us what original taste is :^)
Wow, this is the first 3x3 thread in a looong ass time to actually last into the next day.
>>71089646
Nice, check out Inherent Vice and Gummo
>>71105024
show your 3x3 you pleb
>>71106265
rude
so many replies
evenin'
>>71094984
Its not kino its a film
>>71098599
Interstellar is fucking terrible
>>71109152
Titles? Recognize The Master and 2001.
>>71109152
How's your evening?
Be gentle
>>71111370
Watch
Dyn amo
Fando and Lis
Funeral parade of roses
Pastoral: to live and die in the country
Japón
Contempt
Inland empire
Tom Tom the pipers son
Alucarda
>>71079556
Yes I have. I watched over the course of a week but the impact was still special.
r8 if ya wanna...
>>71113540
pleb/9
>>71110827
the tree of life
damnation
2001: a space odyssey
stray dog
winter light
a touch of evil
the third man
the master
ivan's childhood
>>71111217
I've been studying for an exam i have tomorrow, so it's nice to read through these threads when taking breaks
how's yours?
>>71072166
bottom right?
