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Reasonable
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I cringed way too much at this.
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>>71064981
the scene was already overloading with blunt feminism and then they finish with this

ugh
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>dat ass
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I am usually bothered by all the fat neckbeards, crying about MUAH FEMINIST JEW propaganda.
But if they make Daenery the first lonely lesbian queen (married to another queen)..this certainly would be a bit over the top in a medieval like setting, where gays, even when they are extremely highborn get imprisoned by the church
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MEN WILL NEVER RULE THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AGAIN
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When did Yara get an ass
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>>71064922
What a choice. Either get ships for free or have to marry some cringy neckbeard faggot.
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Was anyone else distracted by the extreme lesbian sexual tension in this scene?
Or did I just imagine that?
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>>71065052
>>71065096
thats 100% the pants, not really impressive desu
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She was pandering to her feminist leanings, obviously.
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>>71065158
No, Dany was eye fucking her badly.
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>>71065281
>>71065158
It makes sense to me.

Yara is Literally Daario: The Woman
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man the smug faces emilia made when she said reasonable and when she asked if asha was the first queen etc?
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>or two
VICTARION FUCKING CONFIRMED
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h-he also wants to give you..
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>>71064922

>da batty
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>>71065052
I agree, Theon is really handsome.
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>>71065460
BIG
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>>71065408
>who is Aeron
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>>71065158
It was cringy as fuck, at least they could be more subtle
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>>71065532
HIS
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>>71064922
>Varys and Theon in a room
DOUBLE THE DICK JOKES DABID
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>>71065167

20% the heels?
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>that sexual tension between dany and yara
Oh boy I can't wait.
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>>71065745
Those are 1 inch heels. Not gonna do much
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W-what feminist agenda you neckbeards just hate women!
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>>71065071

That wouldn't be an absurd for the show especially when we already have women riding dragons and shit.
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>>71065745
that too

for comparison, good ass on a similar outfit, a little bit tighter to be fair
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>mfw next episode opens with Yara sitting on Dany's face while Theon stands in the corner, crying
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>>71064922

weak men will never rule Westeros again
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>>71065881
Why would he be crying?
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Daario will kill Yara and Theon
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>>71066015
He has a history of standing in the corner and crying when other people have sex
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>>71064922
>No more Reaving and shit
>Muh culture
>No
Dany isn't very tolerant afterall
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HAS THE IRON ISLANDS EVER HAD A QUEEN BEFORE?
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>>71066130
ONLY SO MUCH AS WESTEROS, LET'S IGNORE THAT ENTIRE DANCE OF DRAGONS HAPPENED
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>>71066015
Because he can't even jack off
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>>71064922
Cant wait for scene where they found out the big guy dont have a dick like half of her army.
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>>71064922
This scene was such garbage, holy shit the entire Ironborn plot this season is Dorne levels of retardation. They literally stood their and told Dany that Euron has like 10x the ships they do, there's literally no reason for her to side with Yara and her nu-male slave other than muh stronk womyn power. Also could they make their Hillary shilling any more obvious?
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>>71066165
>implying that did happen

History started from the Mad King.
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>>71065881
>when Dany's pussy is about to pay the iron price

>>71066190
I thought somebody was going to blurt this out when Dany asked why Theon wasn't fit to be king and then Tyrion was just going to laugh incessantly and go "Does ANYBODY else on this fucking continent have a cock?"
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Havent watched this shitfest of a show since season 3. Favorite book character is Euron. I heard some time ago that he isnt on the show. So.. is he sailing with his fleet to Dany or was his storyline cut?
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>>71066289
He's shown up. He brags to the kingsmoot about killing Balon, and they all cheer when he says "NOW LET'S GO MURDER MY NIECE AND NEPHEW" (that is an exact quote)

Theon and Yara stole a hundred ships and sailed to Mereen before him to pledge their loyalty (and Yara's bad pussy) to Daenerys before Euron could get there
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>>71066289
He is on the show as a big bad Trump stand-in who's only defining trait is his big cock. Don't watch it.
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>>71066359
wasnt Yara on the island when Euron took his fleet to Dany? Are they simply ignoring the books and going their own seperate way?
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>>71066438
Yara, Theon and Euron are on island.

Euron yells "Let's kill Yara and Theon and then take these ships to Daenerys"

Yara and Theon steal the ships and take them to Daenerys while Euron is still busy being baptized
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>>71066289
https://youtu.be/A2URuBwZX3I?t=2m5s
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>>71066465
so Euron isnt after marrying Dany in the show? He is all about killing the other Greyjoys?
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>>71066553
Both. He planned to kill his relatives, sail to Mereen, marry Dany and "give her my fleet and my big cock"

But Yara decided that was a solid plan so she stole the fleet and beat him to Mereen, where any minute now she is about to shove her vag in Dany's face
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>>71064922
Honestly Dabid has desentized me too terrible dialogue at this point.
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>>71066289
He's a thinly veiled Trump satire now
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>>71065532
GUY
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>>71065745
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
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>>71065881
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>no raping allowed
>btw my army is dothraki

are they even trying
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>>71065540
Yeah but Aeron doesn't hate her because of her uterus, he even says to her that she may be the Iron Islands' first queen
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>>71065327
euron=daario
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>>71068628
They probably gave it up too unless they want to be dragon chow.
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Reminder that Daario and Euron are the same person in the book. Since D&D couldn't include that twist, they will make up for it by having Euron and Daario team up in the show to defeat Daenerys. It's the perfect timing, Dany doesn't need her fuckboi anymore now that she has Yara and Daario, who only joined her for love, has no more reason to follow her.
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>>71066015
tfw no dick
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>>71064922
Why does Yara make my wenus penus tingle? She is ugly tbqh
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>>71069014

Why couldn't the merchants just kill her when she was sleeping. It was so confusing that they where shocked the dragons attacked them
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>>71066253
>>when Dany's pussy is about to pay the iron price
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>>71069144
You're just imagining that independent beautiful strong wommyn domming the shit out of you with a 20cm strap-on. Don't worry mate, we've all been there.
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>>71069273
When you say it like that
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>>71064922
BOOTYSHOT
TOHSYTOOB
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Where is the fredposter when you need it
The entirety of this thread could use a good Frederick cleansing™
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>>71070144
>me when le reading your post

ugh
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>>71066110
Danny is becomming hitler.

I mean she is litterally a white woman taking over some middle east cities from brown people and telling them to change their way off life...which ressulted in riots and losing two cities...the only reason she's on the up swing again is because she got control of her dragons which are super weapons and her barbarian horde she won over with her fire immunity.

She thought she was trying mercy and forgiveness, that didn't work and now she's going to be stalin and just kill everyone.


She was always destined to be the bad guy of the story she's an ousted dictators daughter comming back to invade westerous...right when the north is barely reunified and the south is having a shitstorm reforming into the holy roman empire...she's either going to sail to westerous and kings landing empty and get ambushed by white walkers, or she's going arrives just before the white walkers move south and ruin defenses the north set up. Thus fucking the north and herself.
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>>71070418
This
>forcing societal advancement through violence
>muh historical determinism
>muh it's the current year
Literally bolshevik tactics
>tfw she's SJW's fav character
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>>71066376
>>71067324
if Euron is Trump I assume he is not actually building any ships, he's BUILDING THE WALL (the seven cities will pay for it)
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>>71068925
What if Asha = Daario?
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>>71070144
jesus

cringed as I read this
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NO COCKS ALLOWED
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>>71065028

Not really m8. The two characters were set up that way from early on, it shouldn't have come as a surprise, the scene kind of made sense for those two characters meeting each other.
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>>71069950
I agree, I was like damn, Yara has a secret weapon in her back yard.
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Game of Feminism

At least Team Stark saved the episode
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>>71064922
Butterface
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Is Dario Lautrec?
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How the fuck did they made it there so fast? Did they stole CIA teleportation device on the way?
What the fuck is Daenerys waiting for if Westeros is one week away?
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>>71066240
>They literally stood their and told Dany that Euron has like 10x the ships they do, there's literally no reason for her to side with Yara and her nu-male slave other than muh stronk womyn power.

Euron's fleet comes with the requirement of marriage. Yara's fleet doesn't.
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>>71070418

You do know thats not what Hitler "litterally" (sic) did, right?
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>>71064922
>>71064981
>>71065028

This is exactly the type of cringey shit you would expect two teenage girls in power to say, though. It's not far off from the nutty shit that Joffrey, Theon, and to a lesser extent Robb have said in the show.
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>>71065096
not even her ass. was body double ass.
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Just imagine how cringey the Sand Snakes x Dany scene is going to be

I might just skip it
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>>71075791
he will be soon
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>Tyrion whining about Theon making too many dwarf jokes the last time they met
>Theon didn't make any dwarf jokes and it was in fact Tyrion who was an incredible asshole to Theon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr39g6hPB_8
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>>71065071
This is what the "fat neck beards" are against. Compromising storytelling and consistency for dumb ideologically-driven shit. You are starting to agree, so now you are a "pathetic neckbeard" as well.
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Mmm, riquísimo ese culito
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>>71077155
you are Oberyn's niece, now we must kill you to avenge his death
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>Us Queens, am I right?

Dany really should have been killed off a long time ago, she went from tolerable to insufferable by the time she got the unsullied.
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>>71077628
What the fuck was Tyrion's problem?
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>>71077628
Was that the first time they met in the show?
By "last time" they could have been talking about another scene in Winterfell, assuming there was one
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>>71069214
The Masters should have sailed to Westeros and hired Ramsay to assassinate the dragons.
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>>71077906
That's the first and only time. When Tyrion comes back from the Wall he only meets with Robb and Bran and then leaves the castle.
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>>71064922
YARA WILL DIE AND FEMINISTS WILL CRY SCREENCAP THIS
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>>71069089
>The scene of Theon and Yara in the whorehouse
>His face the whole time
True feels
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>>71077860
The writers are completely fucking up his character. When he walked into the dragon den I knew they no longer were in his head. They probably never grasped the character and his motivations, and now that they're out of book material they will continue to mishandle him.
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Are there any women in this show that are 100% straight?
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>>71078166
include me in screenshot
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>>71065158
I looked at hervbutt mostly. she's not very pretty but i'd fuck her. something about he rin he routfit maybe.,

also seeing Theon by Dany was sort of weird to see
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>>71065881
>>71066253
Jesus fucking christ anons
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>help us kill our uncle because he isn't a feminist

BRAVO
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>>71078607
>been masturbating to this ever since Asha's first lezzy scene
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>>71064922

>and uncle or two
>or two
>TWO

Victarion confirmed. Get fucking hyped lads.
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>>71065959
That's a big doggo.
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>>71078660
Are you stupid ?
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>>71069017
It's so fucking lame. I hate DnD. I really do. They're fucking awful.
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>>71077628
Theon did call him Imp. Only after Tyrion verbally bitchslapped him for a minute straight though.
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>>71069017
DABID

What if Daario and Euron fuse into one person
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He wants to kill them though.
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WHAT ABOUT THEIR COCKS? THEY DONT NEED THOSE
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>>71077860
the Greyjoys wrecked the Lannisters hard in a sneak attack during the Greyjoy Rebellion, and Tyrion is still pissed about it because the Greyjoys are the scrubs of Westeros and it's fucking embarrassing to get wrecked by them.
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>>71064922
>we would like you to put us on a throne in return for helping you defeat our enemies
>reasonable
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>>71064922
reasonable
*empowered womyn smirk*
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>>71078457
Cersei
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>>71080156
In the books Cersei fucks girls to feel powerful, surprised they didn't chuck that in the show
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JON JONES
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>>71075791
Heres hoping he kills Danny for that soul.
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>>71064922
How did Yara know her uncle has a big cock ?
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>>71082337
she was just quoting him

the cis scum macho uncle said that in one of his heteronormative bigot rants
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>>71082459
I genuinely laughed out loud at your post.. thanks
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The Crow’s Eye had taken Lord Hewett’s bedchamber along with his bastard daughter. When he entered, the girl was sprawled naked on the bed, snoring softly. Euron stood by the window, drinking from a silver cup. He wore the sable cloak he took from Blacktyde, his red leather eye patch, and nothing else. “When I was a boy, I dreamt that I could fly,” he announced. “When I woke, I couldn’t... or so the maester said. But what if he lied?”

Victarion could smell the sea through the open window, though the room stank of wine and
blood and sex. The cold salt air helped to clear his head. “What do you mean?”

Euron turned to face him, his bruised blue lips curled in a half smile. “Perhaps we can fly. All
of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower?” The wind came gusting
through the window and stirred his sable cloak. There was something obscene and disturbing
about his nakedness. “No man ever truly knows what he can do unless he dares to leap.”

“There is the window. Leap.” Victarion had no patience for this. His wounded hand was
troubling him. “What do you want?”

“The world."
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>dany automatically accepts "yara" and theon's offer without even hearing what her uncle is offering

come on not even Dany is that dumb and un-queen-like.
she has enough sense not to instantly go along with the wishes of people who want her to act in a particular way that benefits them.
She's told Dorne and others to piss off before.
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>>71070418
>American education
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>>71069273
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>>71064922
>two males in the room are dickless and a midget
>two females are strong and powerful leaders

This show is a feminist propaganda. Abandon and boycott it or else you're not a real man but a traitor to the male species.
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>>71080785
oh yeah i forgot about that. maybe something in Lena's contract? no lezzing?
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>>71082748
>she has enough sense not to instantly go along with the wishes of people who want her to act in a particular way that benefits them

M8, Dany's decision making process is basically "How do I feel today". Fuck, she's the ultimate woman wish fulfillment. She does what she FEELS is right and the consequences never catch up to her because she has dragons and loyal bitchboys to serve her.
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>>71083049
yeah she does that too but when someoen comes to her saying "I offer you this and I would like you to do this" she is usually pretty skeptical.
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>>71083049
>Iron islands can't raid, rape and pillage anymore
>Everyone gets restless
>Make a fuck off fleet
>Start picking off the ships of other houses
>Do hit and run raids on whatever fleet Dany has
>Sail full force to Kings Landing
>Pound it into oblivion
>Thanks for independence
>Stroll in and take Kings landing
>profit
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>>71080156
WHO
IS
THIS
FLUID
DRUID
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>>71064922
>or two

VICTARION GREYJOY FUCKING CONFIRMED
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