AFUCKINGTREE
>>71064777
>Midichlorians are literally just tree pollen
>Force sensitivity is just an allergic reaction with some freak telekinetic side effects
>>71064938
POTTERY
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>>71064777
>Eve = Rey
>Adam = ?
>Snake = Snoke
>>71066295
so sambo is going to be the forbidden fruit that snoke (jew) offers Rey and she goes for the BBC and dooms the Empire but she made a choice as a stronk independent womyn so its a happy ending?
What's the significance of OP's pic? I know it's SW related but it just looks like a set to me.
it will be like yodas house
because it will be a remake of ESB
>>71066982
1000x this
>>71064777
why does a tree trigger you?
>>71066946
that tree is the origin of The Force™ and in the upcoming movie Luke Skywalker will show Rey a vision of that tree and how it created the first Jedi and Sith (though they may not refer to them as sith) in an Adam and Eve allegory. Rey is the reincarnation of the first Jedi (Eve).
>>71067194
>rumors based off set images
>>71064777
is it related to this?
>>71067486
post more.
Guessing on ly from your post I get that this is some stupid side comic explaining Luke adventures after Revenge of the Sith and on one mission he went on to get the samll trees to go and plant those somewhere else. Correct?
>>71067829
it's a comic about Poe Dameron's parents
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars:_Shattered_Empire,_Part_IV
>>71066295
>Adam = Kylo
>Kylo is played by Adam Driver
Pottery
>>71064777
That's not a force tree, it's an incredibly ancient X-Wing that crashed perpendicular to the ground tail first and over the centuries has become petrified.
>>71064777
>it's a "/tv/ makes bullshit up based off of obscure set leak photos" episode
>>71064777
don't scientifically explain the force bitch just cause it's a sci-fi movie doesn't mean we need an explanation for any otherwordly event
if they do this shit i'm gonna piss my lungs out and shove them into my ass
>>71066982
holy shit
>finn gets into trouble/captured/tortured
>rey has to abandon her training and chase after finn
>it'll be to the detriment of everything they've worked for
>>71067194
jedi = good
eve = bad
eve = woman
rey = woman
rey =/= jedi
>>71066982
my thought also
>>71064777
What am I suppose to be mad about?
>>71064777
So its a tree? Who said it was the origin/controlling the force?
>>71070936
>official comic includes force trees
>Ep 8 leak is released that states there is a flashback with 2 jedi that are transformed by a tree
>these new set pictures released later
>"lol its bullshit guys"
>>71067486
That's what I thought.
>>71067486
dammit i wanna fuck that lukes boipucci
>>71071590
Plus JJ abrams is infamous for being unable to adapt to new ideas.
The whole reason he's this big shot director is because he can just rehash shit and still make dough.
>http://www.comicbookmovie.com/scifi_movies/star_wars/rumor-new-leaked-plot-details-for-star-wars-episode-viii-a142676
In the scene Luke tells Rey that the Jedi Council became “arrogant” and that they were hiding a “secret,” which led to their demise. The old Jedi master takes Rey’s hand and shows her a glimpse into the past. They see two children playing near a tree on an alien planet. The boy noticed that he had greater strength and intuition when he was closer to this tree. The girl noticed that the tree also made her brother increasingly angry. One day an argument breaks out between the children, and the boy kills the girl. The boy touches the tree and is “transformed,”. He kills his parents and leaves the planet. Meanwhile the girl is revealed to be alive, transformed by the tree as well, using her power to start the first Jedi Order.
The girl explains how The Force can be used for both good and evil. She tells her followers that one day she would return as either a boy or a girl, and that they should train this child. Luke tells Rey that the Jedi Order had been searching for The One (reincarnation of the original founder of the Jedi) for a millennia. When they found Anakin Skywalker and thought that he would bring balance to The Force, the Jedi were “deceived” and the Clone Wars were the result. The scene also shows Rey’s parents, and Luke is not the father. Luke tells her how she was identified as strong with The Force, and how she was supposed to begin her training, but never reached her destination for an unknown reason. In the scene Luke gives Rey a choice, and she has till sunset to make it.
>>71073076
>boy and girl pair
>boy is the one that becomes evil
>make Anakin a fake messiah
>rather than dumping that plotline altogether
>>71067194
So Son and Daughter from The Clone Wars are canon?
>>71064777
God I hope this the force comes from a tree and Rey is the reincarnation of the chosen one stuff is bullshit, I really do.
>>71073480
>So Son and Daughter from The Clone Wars are canon?
Yes, everything from the Prequels, Clone Wars, Rebels and Original Trilogy are canon, if this shit about the force origin is true we can pretty much tell that Disney is giving George a huge middle finger for his prequel trilogy telling him that Anakin THE CHOSEN ONE prophesy was pretty much bullshit. The funny thing is the bunch on millenial masses now ranting about how Disney is killing Star Wars because its killing the prequels, I guess they liked Jar Jar
>>71067194
So space Yggdrasil is the source of the force? No longer space Jesus, now it's space Odin.
>>71069859
>>71073076
>>71064777
does thattreelook like pic related to anyone else?
>pottery intensifies
![star-wars-episode-viii-8-jedi-history-tree-ahchto-leak-spoiler[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gzJMbJz.jpg "star-wars-episode-viii-8-jedi-history-tree-ahchto-leak-spoiler[1].jpg")
Remember how people were complaining about when Rey beat Kylo Ren despite having no force training? Apparently its because they were in a forest full of force trees that gave her extra power.
>>71074216
but wouldn't that have also given kylo a power up?
>>71074142
That's probably the intent.
>>71074216
that's really just patching bullshit writing with even more bullshit writing
predictable and lame
>>71074216
So will starwars 9 be like a dune movie where they start collecting all the tree pollen?
>>71071590
keywords man "leak" i give this shit as much of a grain of salt as the leak for ep.7 that said the first shot is gonna be a dismembered hand falling onto jakku like a meteorite and we all remember how legit that was
>>71074216
for fuck's sake, this shit better not be true
I could just about handle Rey being Anakin reborn, just about
But to retcon Anakin, the kid literally born from the force as a space jesus, from being the chosen one so that some random strong independent women can be the real chosen one is pure fuckery
Episode 8 was supposed to be the only one of this trilogy that wasn't dogshit where we got the return of badass Luke
Instead it's gonna fuck the lore up to previously-unimaginable heights
>>71074943
but that was large-scale focus testing
in the story-boards for ep7, I imagine that was the opening scene
but the internet through a hissy fit
so if we throw enough of a hissy fit, disney might change their mind again on some of this crap
>>71073814
its space buddha dumbass. this is the bodhi tree
the force has always been eastern in nature
>>71074974
there won't be any definitive lore in the movie
disney is in this shit for the long run, they're not going to make rey out to be the series-defining character if they want to milk this for decades on end
>>71075031
haha this is the greatest thing i've ever read in my life, the fans are the last people on earth anyone should take advice from, i doubt there was an intention to have that be the first shot, it was a cheap rumor thrown around for fucking clickbait just like this entire fucking thread, and even if they did listen to the fans on it, you all bitched and complained about the movie anyways, star wars fans wouldn't know what they actually wanted even if it slapped them in the fucking face
>>71075327
no, I'd be pretty happy if rey's feet slapped me in the face
>>71075327
but luke's lightsaber did reappear
there was clearly a lot cut out from the final film - from the obvious things like luke speaking to things confirmed in the book and by insiders like shots of the new galactic goverrnment to arbitrary decisions they messed around with (apparently they filmed like 5 different scenes revealing that ben was han and leia's son)
so i 100% wouldn't be surprised if they originally planned for luke's hand floating through space to be the opening shot
And given the film's delays and how bad the editing was, it's even easier to see that they spent a long time reformatting the story in post
>>71074216
>Yoda and Luke
>"The Jedi council were hiding a secret[...]"
>"Yes, we became arrogant"
>Not "Yes, arrogant we have become."
Not sure if this is proof it's fake because it's so lazy,
Or if it's proof it's real because in a draft you wouldn't already include the mannerisms
Or if it's proof it's fake, because that's exactly the logic the creator of a fake one would have
>>71075842
and this is why filmmakers should never listen to fans, because now he have a patchwork of bad editing and rearranged ideas cobbled together to submit to a fanbase that even when the film was neutered to try and satisfy them, they still cant make up their mind
>>71076138
>professional writers waste time on autistic semantics.
>>71067194
More Cain and Abel with some Adam and eve spliced in desu senpia
>>71074216
>Apparently its because they were in a forest full of force trees that gave her extra power.
>Jedi receive a massive power-boost from being near trees
>Place second Death Star in orbit around a Forest Moon.
What was he thinking?
>>71076196
>That writing
>Professional
>>71072974
kill yourself
>>71076316
That's like saying programmers don't sometimes use pseudocode or flowcharts.
>>71073832
A fucking CAVEMAN LIGHTSABER
Ooga booga Ugg make shiny stick
>>71076180
Hamill confirmed the floating hand opening, it was cut at the last minute.
>>71076430
I get that it'd just a draft, but are they using pseudo plot aswell?
Because where with TFA calling it "Fanfic tier" was kind of a joke, here, with this "all the force comes from a tree that two kids found alone and kept a secret" in full on Bridge to Terabithia fashion, sounds like something a 14 year old would come up with for his super awesome stick figure webcomic.
Hell, Axe Cop would be less likely to turn the origin story of the Force into something that sounds like the "magic is actually real" episode of a random 80s sitcom.
>>71076695
>believing anything mark hamill says
the man has literally become an internet troll personified
>>71073076
Oh please no.
>>71073480
The Clone Wars was always canon pre and post Disney.
>>71064777
>>71073076
Kids, don't do trees.
>>71073702
The problem with them saying Anakin was a false prophet as it were is that god in the Star Wars universe confirmed he was the chosen one, so either they are retconning that when it is one of the few bits of canon left or I don't know what to think.
>>71076537
I guess Boyega could be a jedi after all.
>>71077174
>god in the Star Wars universe
Not him, but sorry what?
Did we get a God in Star Wars while I wasn't looking?Also come to think of it, what is the name of the Jedi religion in Star Wars? I mean Jedi can at most meant Priest of Monk, and calling it The Force, would be like caling Judaism "Jehovah", so
>>71074142
That's what I said yesterday, the tree looks like the rebel logo. Before disney the origin of the logo was from The force unleashed as a tribute to the main character, since that is not canon any more there is no origin story, so I bet it has something to do with that, although aside from Luke turning up one day out of the blue did the rebellion even have any connection to the jedi?
>>71074216
>Remember how people were complaining about when Rey beat Kylo Ren despite having no force training? Apparently its because they were in a forest full of force trees that gave her extra power.
grasping at straws is fun, I love pretending like I know the entire plot of the movie before I see it, I love throwing hissy fits to make filmmakers neuter their ideas based on snap judgments and assumptions made on leaked images
So Anakin isn't the chosen one? So they're basically giving George Lucas the middle finger?
>>71074216
So Star Wars is now Game of Thrones and Bran can warg through the trees to fight the sith?
Bravo GRRM, bra-fucking-vo.
>>71076138
Yoda only said one or two lines backwards, he spoke mostly normally in the original trilogy, it was the prequels that had him entirely backwards.
>>71074943
Except that was entirely true and Hamill confirmed it was true, they just cut it out of the film.
>>71076180
All of it is shit, you can't remove a few chunks of corn from a turd and blame the fans for calling it bad.
>>71077739
>people actually believe things that mark hamill says
take a look at his twitter someday and say that again sir
>>71077580
>Snoke's been the Night King all along
>Episode IX, all seems lost
>Snoke is winning
>All the heroes are at his Mercy
>Out of fucking nowhere running all the way from Downtown with WWE commentary, fans cheering left and right, strobe light glowing, Jon Fucking Snow leaps onto his throne and decapitates him
>>71076537
That's not even the worst of their ideas.
>>71077881
>Have to fly inside giant sphere to dive bomb core
>This is like the Trench Run
>Not Return of the Jedi
Did these people even watch Star Wars?
>>71077831
you can't even try to pretend like that's true given that we'll never see the original product because whiney little fanboys like yourself can't give anything the benefit of the doubt because it doesn't adhere to your fanfic dreams of what YOU and only YOU wanted
The thing I don't understand is, if tree exposure is what caused the force, what about people who grey up away from trees? There were no trees on Tattooine so what is Anakins deal? Did his mother have a wooden dildo and a splinter got stuck in her cunt, giving Anakin extreme powers?
>>71077881
the fuck am I even looking at, they turned an earth-like planet into a death star?
>>71077108
I don't know why they would build the Falcon there when the set is so limited, at best you can have a single tracking shot panning up from the falcon to the tree, but it will have to be a pretty low one so you can't see beyond the edges.
>>71077881
Is that picture Rey fighting star destroyers, on foot, in space, by hitting them with a lightsaber? This stuff is actually more insane than an unchained Lucas.
So this is how it feels to be too old for a certain shit.
>>71078053
Palpatine Force raped her.
Which might sound like as redundant statement, but it's what's implied happened.
Well, that's the problem with Rey.
She's so goddamn OP that you have to make her a special snowflake amongst special snowflakes
In other words, boring
>>71077286
The middle one, Father is god of Star Wars and to his side are his two children, the embodiment of each side of the force.
Father wanted Anakin to kill him and take his place as god because he was the chosen one to keep balance in the force.
>>71077868
I don't use twitter, I'm not a 12 year old girl, what has he done on twitter that makes him so untrustworthy?
>>71078102
It is Rey flying in an X-wing and fighting star destroyers with a lightsaber.
There is a close-up of it on another page of the book that I can't find. Look at the lines on the SD.
>>71078102
I found it after all.
>>71074216
Oh God, so much exposition. Just fucking show what happened. No need to explain it to the audience
>>71078204
>says he doesnt use twitter
>talks about how hamill confirmed the opening shot leak as real, something he did on fucking twitter
try harder next time buddy
>>71078014
The original and the edited product are both shit created by a hack. Now run along little pleb, your transfrmers is about to start.
>>71078053
Shmi was possessed by the cantina Devil guy and masturbated with a cross, it keeps up the whole Christian virgin birth mythos.
>>71078559
>assuming i thought tfa was a masterpiece of epic proportions
I bet you're the kinda guy who got mad that his precious eu was thrown in the trash
I have a question, why didn't the Falcon sound like the Falcon? The guns shooting sounded like generic science fiction effects and so did the engine as it moved.
>>71078145
I know that is what is implied, but force births are now retconned and only trees give the force.
>>71078285
>It is Rey flying in an X-wing and fighting star destroyers with a lightsaber.
That's somehow MORE stupid
Like did she open the canopy and is just holding her hand out of the xwing while flying past them or what the fuck. I'm honestly in awe of the leaks and all this stupid shit, can we have George back already, even he wasn't this retarded. Give me a reboot Episode 7: Darth Icky's Revenge if that's what it takes.
>>71078156
>and he just fucking doesn't
>>71078728
And something about the way you phrased it, made me realize that thanks to this change to the canon, The Lorax, is an abstract re-telling of Anakin's fall to the Dark Side.If someone care, a whole awful does not. Better things get? They will not.
>>71066295
>Snake = Snoke
>>71078387
So someone posting a screenshot the last time the question was brought up means I use twitter? Are you that autist from yesterday because you seem to be fucked in the head.
>>71064777
>>71073832
This is midichlorians all over again.
>>71078934
Fuck, the more I think about it, the more sense it makes.
>Wipes out all trees/Jedi
>One last possible Jedi/seed remainsIgnoring Leia
>Is the final arbiter in setting someone's path to restore the world as it should be
>Kid from Lorax starts cutting down the trees to make Thneed
>Anakin turns to the dark side, to save the love of his life, who is from the city of Theed
Is this Meme Magic?
>>71078645
the sounds were fucked in tfa.
luke's/anakin's lightsaber in TFA sounded like a dubstep remix.
>>71079031
>someone posting a screenshot the last time the question was brought up means I use twitter?
what in the literal fuck are you babbling about, i think you may need to take a break from this whole internet thing if you're seriously trying to keep track of posters on 4chan, this might be a little too much for your psyche to handle
>>71078634
The only EU I ever bothered with was Shadows of the empire, Rogue squadron, Republic commando and knights of The Old Republic.
The rest I couldn't care less about, although I may check out the Thrawn stuff as everyone goes on about how great it is.
Hyperbole does not make you look any better, you claimed that this sack of shit was great and that it would have been even better if fans didn't call a duck, a duck, causing the hack to go into damage control.
>>71077329
Before that wasn't it something to do with the organa family?
>>71078856
See
>>71078325
She opened the canopy and did strafing runs to cut the hull of the stardestroyer.
Everyone involved in nu-wars is a hack of unimaginable capacity.
>>71067486
Huh. So that's what happened to Commander Sideburns after he survived the Death Star.
>>71079243
Do you genuinely not understand his point?
>He got accused of using Twitter, because he's aware of something someone said on twitter
>He points out, that literally anyone could be aware of this fact, because screenshots of the tweet in question were posted before
Hell, in fact YOU are aware of what Hamill said on twitter, because you read what he said.
Did you need to use twitter to know it?
>>71078099
>what is cgi
>>71079269
>you claimed that this sack of shit was great
find one post where i've said this... oh wait you can't because I never did, you're just grasping at fucking straws because you're mad that I dare criticize one of the shittiest and most cynical fanbases to ever exist
>>71079318
Yeah, Organa family logo or a stylized phoenix to represent the Rebels rising from the ashes of the Old Republic.
>>71079243
You really are fucked in the head. Try reading your own post again, you Alzheimer's riddled fuck.
>>71073076
>The force comes from fucking trees
>Rey isn't a Skywalker, just some randomly powerful Mary Sue
>Anikan wasn't the chosen one, but Rey is
No way Disney is that dumb....no fucking way
Why would they double down on turning Rey into a Mary Sue? How could they be so fucking stupid
>>71079361
I knew I recognised him from somewhere. I wonder if he gets royalties from that, 40 years after his original acting gig.
>>71079518
They made her ridiculously overpowered, and all it got them was praise from mass media.
Why do you think?
>>71076328
kek
>>71079440
I thought that, but why go to the effort to build the set if you are just going to CG it anyway? That's what Lucas did in the PT and why the actual sets look fake.
>>71079470
With force trees and MaRey Sues you expect the fans not to be cynical? Disney is a cancer.
>>71079625
>George was right about Disney
>>71064777
>Implying Luke isn't just living in tree like Yoda
Quit looking too far into shit
>>71064777
>implying Episode 8 isn't just a remake of ESB
Quit looking too far into shit
>>71064938
>Midichlorian tree pollen
This is even worse than Cark Macek's Invid flower of Life/protoculture garbage for Robotech
>>71079701
marey sue, lol this fucking meme
>>71079717
>At Star wars con 2025 Disney announces on the podium that they are remaking the original trilogy with better CG and an all female cast
>Lucas stands next the Mr Shekelberg as he makes the announcement, he stands conflicted
>Mr Shekelberg talks about how outdated the original is and it needs to reflect our time better
>He starts to burn an original trilogy box set
>Lucas stands up to him, lifts him above his head as the fire spews all over him and Lucas throws Mr Shekelberg over the podiums edge to his doom
There is still good in Lucas.
>>71079916
>meme
I think we need to make the replies you people always get thrown into a pasta, typing it out every time is just boring at this point and makes you look like a marketer.
>>71073076
George Lucas ruined my childhood. Therefore my cognitive dissonance will accept anything Disney comes up with because it's not Lucas.
>>71079916
In episode 8 she'll be able to crack planets in two using the force. In 9 she'll be able to collapse star systems with the force. It's not a stretch that she'll be able to dilate time and forcechoke Greedo from the future before Han Solo even enters the cantina.
>>71079999
no go ahead, sit there and repeat all the memes of how she can't do this or that
>>71079919
>There is still good in Lucas.
If that were so he'd be making his sequel trilogy in secret and torrent it when he dies. Also leaving instructions to John Williams to hold back his good stuff while working on Disney and save the good score for Lucas canon.
>>71076439
>tips
>>71064777
probably luke's house
>>71080460
Given how hard Disney fucked Williams with his TFA score I wouldn't put that part past him.
>>71080518
But there are no entrances or windows or chimneys, Yodas house had all of that so if they are going for the pottery aspect they are fucking up.
>>71078325
>fly me closer R2
>I need to hit them with my sword
we 40k now
>>71080676
That was JJ not Disney
>>71076276
Underrated post.
>>71076276
>Kenobi goes to a planet without trees to hide
>no one ever finds him
>Vader ensures there are no gardens on the Death Star
>no one can match his power
>no trees on bespin
>defeats luke
>orbiting a forest moon
>gets defeated by luke
woah
