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Not going to lie, I'd eat the hell out of this pizza. If
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Not going to lie, I'd eat the hell out of this pizza. If you can't enjoy a big doughy pie as much as a pizza napoletana you're a fag. Gordon needs to pull the stick out of his ass once in a while.
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>>71063489
Nice 'go 'za right there
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I remember watching episodes of Kitchen Nightmares on an instasynch with some of you guys. Fun times.
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Looks like some good 'za, but someone needs to pile on the 'roni.
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>>71063489
Pizza isn't a pie you retarded fucking yank
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that pizza looks too doughy and fluffy
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Thin crust pizza is vastly inferior to thick crust. This is a fact.
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>>71063489
>not 'go 'za
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>>71064084
Thin crust is literally garbage
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>>71063885
i was there lad.

>Spamming dance emotes to the themetune
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>Not going to lie, I'd eat the hell out of this pizza
Wow, such a brave admission.
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>>71064273
It's not a brave admission you fat bitch, it's just a statement having the exact opposite opinion of the host of the show. Stop being a fag
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>>71064346
>it's just a statement having the exact opposite opinion of the host of the show
While the host has good taste, you'll eat fucking anything and brag about it. Shoving everything you see into your mouth really makes you the fag here.
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>>71064271
It still bothers me to this day that the UK-aired episodes of Hell's Kitchen just use the instrumental version.
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>>71064390
I wish I knew where you lived, I would pay in fact, and come beat you within an inch of your life
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>>71064427
Because you're sad about your insatiable lust for shitty food? I'll just climb two stairs.
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>>71064427
RA RA RA RA
RARA RA RA

GET 'EM BOY, GET 'EM
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>>71064466
I'm 6'3 200 lb. You would be eating your meals through a straw until 2018
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I like the idea of thick crust more but it's always either too puffy or too greasy. Thin crust is better in practice
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I would unironically eat every meal served in Amy's Baking Company. It really didn't look that bad.
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what episode is this?
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>>71063489
t. Fat Fuck AmeriKEK
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>>71064610
Prove it, fatty.
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>>71064675
agreed, she knew her shit, the fact that she didn't take shit from fat American babies made her pretty sexy as well.
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>>71063489
Gordon Ramsay (ramsey?) is a cunt of a human being and a poor excuse for a chef.

However, he is an incredible businessman. His image/brand is pretty remarkable if you think about it. I've ate at three of his restaurants and have never been impressed, but there are people that eat him up.

Good for him
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>>71064084
>>71064196
found the americans
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>>71064705
Pantaleone's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbNJJxZmK_g
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Fun Fact:

Gordon Ramsey was 'cautioned' by Metropolitan PD for indecent exposure in a London Tube bathroom.
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>>71064860
thanks pham
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>>71064802
He seems pretty nice when he wants to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOipaGDSBTQ
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>>71064610
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Sorry but the crust looks really undercooked.
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>>71065044
that is so impossibly contrived. what was he going to do, rip a blind bitch to shreds? It could have tasted like dirt and he would have given the same speech.
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>>71063489
>literally a bread loaf with ketchup
>more greasy than an Italian putting on a one man show of grease

Found the fat american. Italian thin crust pizza is literally goat
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>>71065175
Well you said he was a cunt of a human being
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>>71065044
It's how he reels in ratings.

He's a chef, and a businessman with a powerful brand that morons literally eat up. I kid you not, he has a restaurant in heathrow airport in London that is basically a glorified sandwich shop. It markets itself as "picnic food", but it has a caviar pricetag. Fucking 40 Pounds for what is essentially a BLT.

Rubbish. Smart rubbish
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>>71065302
If you pay that much for a sandwich, you deserve to lose that money
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>>71065302
>Heathrow

Where abouts? The only places I've ever seen in Heathrow are regular fast food and coffee places
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>>71063489
That pizza needs some more 'chup thrown on it. Too much cheese tbqhf
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>he doesn't eat pizza with a knife and fork
>he isnt subscribed to r/pizza

heh
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>>71063885

rip instasync
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>>71065208
>being pretentious about pizza
literally the worst people on the internet
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>>71065537
>i'll eat anything
Climb those stairs yet?
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>>71063489
So did this guy get coached by the producers or what? Because I can't figure out why blew up like he did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8EtoWMGAtg
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>>71065612
guy's a straight up badass
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>>71065375
>>71065358
https://www.gordonramsayrestaurants.com/plane-food/

40 GBP for a BLT was hyperbole, but you get the gist.
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00:24
I can't stop laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NSbfrgJbAM
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>>71065612
alpha af
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>>71065612
if the acting wasn't so telegraphed I'd adore this

dude has solid 40 pounds worth of balls and poor ramsay is fumbling because his big guy persona cant hold up to the bants
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The fuck is wrong with that pizza? If it's cooked I'd eat the shit out of it.
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>>71063489
Wierd. I just watched this episode a few days ago while eating pizza. Comfy af Tbh
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>>71064802
Chef here

Ramsay is not a bad chef by any means. He is however a classically french trained chef, if you've ever worked with an old school french chef (let alone multiple) you'd know how fucking ridiculous they are. They will harass you over for days over the littlest details. This is what he spent years learning so thats just how he is


Honestly he is much much much kinder than the chefs who trained him.
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That's a big pizza.
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>>71063489
Serious question, why the fuck do Americans call pizza 'pie'?
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>>71066544
We don't
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>>71065302
>heathrow airport in London
im gonna be there in 15 hours
Should i buy a 40 pound blt?
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>>71066544
They call films 'movies' because they're moving pictures. They also call biscuits 'cookies' because they're cooked dough, and a torch 'flashlight' because LIGHT FLASHY etc. There's a reason films are dumbed down for American audiences, m8.
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>>71066583
>>71066544
north east cunts do
i dont know why
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>>71066544
that's a New York thing
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>>71066421
Yeah. I understand that, but he also really hams it up for the cameras too, because hurr reality TV.

I've met the guy once at his restaurant in Vegas, he didn't seen like such an insufferable cunt then, but hows whole projected image of him being a hard ass dude that cusses and screams is really fucking boring now and it says a lot about his audience base.

His shows epitomize what makes reality TV so bad.

I enjoy Anthony Bourdain's shows a lot more.
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>>71066651
Uh huh. I think somebody's had too much "fizzy drink". A torch is a burning stick you imbecile.
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>>71066631
The service there sucks ass and the food isnt that great. But then again, you're in an airport so whatever. Safe travels though.
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>>71066651
Clappyfats are simply moronic.
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>>71064610
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>>71063489
>Its a "Not going to lie" episode
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>>71066651
Europoors think they have any right at all to talk about food
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>>71066790
are any of his places good, or are they all touristy shit?
Hes got a restaurant a few blocks from the apartment im staying in
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>tfw no qt constantly crying greek gf
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>>71066904
Where do you live? I went to two of his restaurants in Vegas and DESU there are MUCH better offerings in Vegas.
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>>71066651
>They call films 'movies' because they're moving pictures
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>>71066991
im visiting london.
Got an airbnb on narrow street in lime house
Definitely checking out the Grapes and Prospect of Whitby, Ramsays got a place called The Narrow by there
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>>71065869
3 courses for 14 quid doesn't seem bad at all, especially if the food is quality. I'm heading out in October will definitely look this up
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>it's a pizza thread on /tv/
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>>71067097
Go check it out. I'm not a big fan of dining in the UK. I'm sure his UK based restaurants are managed better than the ones in the US. I'll give the one in Heathrow a pass since it's in an airport.
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Why does it take ramsey like 3 years to shoot one fucking season of kitchin nightmares or hotel hell.
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>>71067239
Probably because he has 37 shows he's constantly working on
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>>71063489
People complaining that thicc pizza isn't ""real"" don't know the actual history of pizza. The original pizza was literally just random shit that poorfags could find around the house thrown on a pie. Thus us modern people can interpret the formula however the fuck we want

>captcha: select all food
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>>71067163
The portions are minuscule (in b4 HURR FAT AMERIKAN) and the service is horrible.

It didnt help that I had jetlag though. I was hella tierd and my body wanted lunch or dinner food, but FUCKING EVERYWHERE in heathrow was serving breakfast.
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>>71067239

You might actually be the greediest motherfucker in this thread
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>>71067165
I've been triggered less by baby torture pics... Wtf is that!
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>>71066262

If you watch the episode, you can see that every pizza the guy serves is completely mushy and seemingly under cooked with grease pouring out.

No one wants a rushed, watery pizza.
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I wish I had pizza.
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>>71067303
Define miniscule anon is it bitesize or something?

Also what would you rate the food
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>>71067415
>Warm cucumber and chips on cheap kebab shop pizza

Good god
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AUTHENTIC WAGYU BEEF
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>>71067566
Waygew
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Except in that particular case it wasn't just a lot of dough, there was so much of it, it cooked unevenly, and the inside of the crust was raw. Not to mention it was literally dripping grease . That's fucking disgusting.
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>>71067415
>I wish I had pizza.
https://www.reddit.com/r/randomactsofpizza
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>>71067566
*tips fedora*
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>>71067415
shit tier pizza desu senpaifamilia
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>>71067526
Who said the cucumber's warm?
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I think those people who put salad cream or burger sauce on top of fucking pizzas need to be put to death.

I swear to fucking god.
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>>71063489
Meh, looks under cooked in the middle.
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>>71066631
I wouldn't be able to finish a sandwich that big.
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>>71065612
that guy was insane
pretty evident later in the show
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>>71067445
The food was okay, just expensive for what it was and the service was really lacking. The whole experience really just seemed like a Ramsey cash grab.
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>>71065044
How the fuck did she bake a pie in less than 18 minutes?
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Leave pizza-kino to new york
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>>71067415

Why not serve the salad and chips separately?

If I was drunk I'd eat that but otherwise I'd order things separately.
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>>71067754
I don't think that's how pizza works.
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>>71065612
>Watch the step

KEK
E
K
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You have an hour to make a decent dish so Ramsay doesn't yell at you. Can you pass the test?
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>>71065044
>Classic American Pie
>Apple pie
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>>71065841
>>71066146
>>71066251
>people unironically think this hothead is a badass

holy fucking christ
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>>71063489
What was his problem with it? That it's unhealthy?
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>>71067783

I get that you can put any ingredients you want in there.

It just seems weird to me but maybe I just like the classics too much.
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>>71067858
It was enormous and there was some grease on it, because god forbid a pizza have a little grease on it. Also apparently that restaurant called that a thin crust. The dough was apparently underdone as well, but it honestly looked fine.
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>>71067415
Eurocucks are shitting on American pizza ITT and this is what they eat.

What a bunch of deluded retards.
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>>71065612
Don't try to fight a 6.3 (with shoes on) Scotsman, check out G's instagram, dudes using those HGH


Hope /fit/ doesn't find me and kill me for mentioning unnatural gains
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>>71067292
>thrown on a pie
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>>71067948

>that's a thin crest

only in america, ladies and gentlemen
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WHERE IS MY DEEP DISH PIZZA THAT I ORDERED?
THAT MEANS NO TIP FOR YOU
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>>71068087
Billy Joels a psycopath
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>>71067165
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>>71068087
By pie I mean flat piece of pastry. Fuck you, second language here. I bet you only know "hola mi amigo" from le cartoons xDDD
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The main problem was that the crust was so thick and also somewhat under cooked that it absorbs all the grease, making it feel and taste like a bread dripped in oil.

That makes it so that it doesn't matter what pizza you order when everything tastes the same (grease) and gives a very amateurish look.
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>>71068119
Is that a cooked poo topping?
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>>71068106
Eurocucks have no room to talk.

>hue hue let's just make a kebab but instead of paki bread we'll toss it onto pizza dough durr


So healthy with absolutely no grease to be had. Faggots. And don't even deny that you fags aren't stuffing your face with pic related. This pizza is extremely common in Germany, UK, Sweden, etc.
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>>71068119
Wtf did they leave the wrapper on the cheese?
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>>71067701
Faggot.
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>>71068190

>it's an amerifat gets triggered episode
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>>71063489
Where's the link faggot?
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>>71067737
>the service was really lacking
Can you elaborate on this?
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>>71068190
>ameritrumps don't have delicious kebab pizza
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>>71068190
I'm eurocuck and I don't get kebab pizza either. Just buy a kebab if you want kebab ffs. But to each their own I guess. Most kebabs in euro are made in huge factories that have nothing to do with ay-rabs or turks anyway
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>>71064860
celestia a cute

Also, that pizza looks fucking disgusting OP what kind of disgusting food standards do you have.
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>>71068242
>gets beat the fuck out
>hue you're triggered

Kill yourself, nigger. Pic related. More delicious Eurocuck pizza.
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>>71068251
ctrl-f pantaleone's retard
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>>71068119
That looks like it has that shitty American cheese on top.
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>>71065044
>that music

I think I'm going to throw up
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>>71068171
I don't dirty my tongue with inferior languages.
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I just like pepperoni pizza.
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>>71068281
>kebab pizza
>delicious
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>>71067415
found the bong, that is a lahmacun, not a pizza, not that you'd know the difference
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>>71067847
Yeah, right, why do people adore this retarded loudmouth of a fag called ramsay?
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>>71068171
>By pie I mean flat piece of pastry.
You're a fucking idiot.
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>>71063885
was fun until the butthurt mod permabanned me for pointing out the show is staged
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>>71068312
Why didn't you put it in the OP you transgender queer?
You just like being an absolute dickhead for no reason? You dumb /pol/tarded cocksucking homo
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>>71068190
>Eurocucks have no room to talk
>talking s*** about European Pizza
>italian pizza as well
Lmao
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Those authentic italian thin pizzas that are made in a super hot oven in 3-4 minutes are my favourites but occasionally I'll have a deep dish pizza hut type pizza
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>>71067566
freshfrozen to perfection
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>>71068427
Nobody cares about your turkrach special snowflake crap.
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>>71068190
>ordering pizza from a turk
First mistake
>ordering kebab pizza even though you don't like it
how retarded are you? Nobody's forcing you to eat it, so wtf?
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>>71068467
>>71068375
Wew, clam down my beloved burgers :)
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where does the " 'go 'za " meme originate?
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>>71068517
>Italian pizza
>not one gigantic meme

Enjoy your grass clippings with your tomato sauce and burnt cracker. There is a reason Eurocucks as a general rule eat Americanized pizza instead of pic related. It's objectively better tasting and more filling.
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>>71068592
Murricans are so fat that they have to shorten words to not go out of breath.
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>>71068453
>fucking massive
>does the entire restaurant on a budget
>redoes their entire menu
>trains the staff
>helps them get the word out about a reopening
>doesn't just bring in professional chef, just puts out ads for a chef then tests them
>no half hour of drama or going to owners houses for more drama

Why is Restaurant Impossible so much better?
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>>71068574
You really are shit at English.
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>>71068596
>ordering pizza that you don't like
Lmao you cherry picking faggot
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>not putting this on top of your pizza
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>>71068596
>There is a reason Eurocucks as a general rule eat Americanized pizza instead of pic related.
lol what the fuck
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>>71064934
Are you saying he was rubbing his meat FUCKING RAW?!
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The differences between the UK and US versions of Kitchen Nightmares is night and day. Makes me think the US version is mostly faked. Nobody would act that cuntish if they asked for help.
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>>71068676
This guy is a fucking psychopath.
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>>71065044
Christine could have taken a shit on a plate and Ramsay would still eat it

then compliment her
>you don't know what you're missing, Christine
>nice brown color throughout
>rather chunky texture with plenty of pieces
>hear that? that's my knife scraping across the top of the turd
>i think everyone should come up and taste what you have produced
>everyone erupts into thunderous applause knowing they might as well drop out now
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>>71063489
how would gordon rate my dinner, /tv/?
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>>71068616

That man has basketballs for biceps
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>>71068757
>white people food
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>>71068676
I would think there's no way in hell this is genuine had I not already seen the video and know that he is
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>>71068626
At least I know >1 language :)
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>>71068680
Your pizzas are more likely to look like this: >>71068408 than this: >>71068596

The massive take out pizzas with shitloads of cheese, grease, and toppings was invented here in America; you aren't all eating small, Italian style pizzas at a sit-down restaurant like pic related unless you actually are Italian.
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>>71065479
What happened to it?
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>>71067737
If the food was decent that's all that matters to me, customer service is always terrible in bongland
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>>71068806
You act like knowing anything other than English matters.
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>>71068822
>customer service is always terrible in bongland
Expand on this.
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>>71068797
Please don't associate us white folk with that disgusting meal.
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>>71068729
>>71068801
how do we get this guy into hell's kitchen?
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>>71065044
>stop feeling upset
gets 10 times more upset
kek you americans make me laugh
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>>71064802
Ive eaten at his steak restaurant in vegas and it was honestly pretty damn supberb. Everythi was literally perfect. Food, service, atmosphere. Pretty fucking expensive (about $425 total for two) but it was worth it.
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>>71068757

>no sauce or proper seasoning on it

It's because you got Tyrone's cum for dessert isn't it?
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>>71068931
post the steak one
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>>71068814
Literally never seen those American style thick pizzas full of pepperoni in anywhere but the frozen foods section of supermarkets. Thin Margherita is the basic pizza everywhere.
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>>71068837
You act like being an uneducated mong shitposting on /tv/ matters :)
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>>71068729
Elaborate
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>>71068757

He'd probably ask for the recipe.
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>>71068931
There is no redemption for this man.
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>>71063489
We had this same thread yesterday. Why the fuck are you making new one. I wish mods weren't retards and you actually got banned for this shit.
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>>71068999
the burger one?
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>>71068596
The best tasting pizza here are about getting these 3 ingredients right: sauce, crust, cheese

Americanized pizza uses too little sauce, too much cheese and varying types of bread soaking in grease. I wish they made real italian pizza here, it just looks better, mainly because it's the real thing. The combination is just right, without needing to cover everything in triple layers of pepperoni and bacon
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>>71069077
yes thank you

i couldn't remember if it was steak or burger
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>>71069015
As long as you insult me in English we know who is best. ;)
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>>71069107
no problem senpai
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>>71069061

I am enjoying this thread, Ramsay threads are comfy as fuck and there's usually some funny shit.
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its foolish and would likely cost my everything in the end, but i want to kiss her on the butt so bad
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>>71069084
I stopped ordering Pizza Hut when their CEO came out and said
>skip the quality and focus on the convenience

so you don't care if your food is shit as long as it gets out faster than the competitors...
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>>71067165
that's not the finished product you fucking faggot
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>>71069084
Where is "here"?

Where I live all of the pizza places that go overboard with cheese to mask their shitty sauce are Greek or chain places. There are plenty pf places that make good pizza. Usually by Italians or at least in that style.
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>>71069019
nigga did you watch the webm?
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>>71069110
How else can I get you to understand your inferiority, if not stooping down to your level mate :) You can't insult a monkey by arguing with it, you can only fling shit at it.
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>>71069128
Yes they are but why can't OP choose a new picture instead of using yesterday's thread pic and writing some reddit tier meme shit joke.
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>>71069200

lol the firearm, every time
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>>71069200
Hmm yeah that's much better.
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>>71069209
I saw a fatass who did a 4chan-esque cooking
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>>71068676
>>71068931
what's this guy's youtube channel again?
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>>71069127
>He actually ate it

DO YOU WANT SALMONELLA BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET SALMONELLA
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>>71069212
Once more in English. Go on, what third world shithole do you call home? You won't say because you know you are inferior and will get rightly ripped to shreds on it.
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>>71069084
>mfw I like lite sauce
Good thing I'm not a dirty Italian.
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>>71069306
Poland.
>tfw you live in a post commie shithole
>tfw still more educated than anon le neet burger
Feels good tbqh fampai :)
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>>71068875
It's almost cultural to treat others with indifference
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who /stuffedcrust/ here
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>>71067701
>salad cream

hellooooo, reddit!
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>>71069245
What a cute
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>>71064610
I'm 6'4 225lbs

I'd kick your manlet ass into the fucking curb, you DYEL bitch.
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>>71068931
Why the fuck is he flicking out the piece of fatback? Does this nigger not know how a can of beans works? The only reason to get that out of there is if you are adding your own, higher quality substitute.
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>>71069362
You aren't explaining it though. Did you give your order and get your food? if yes then what else is there to moan about?
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>>71069420
How is salad cream, reddit?

Are you just having a stroke?
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>>71068427
>onlinepizza.se
>american
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>>71065302
Wait.

WAIT

There is a high quality place in London that serves a 40 lbs BLT and yet you call US sick pun AmeriLARDS?

Get fucked Brits.

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burgertrash should stop embarrassing themselves by talking about food.
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>>71069476
>improperly used comma

hellooooo, reddit!
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>>71069370
As a trypophobiac; that image was extremely uncomfortable
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>>71069359
>Poland
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>>71069510
kill yourself you attention seeking faggot
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>>71069455
He's probably an American who thinks that if the waiter isn't eternally sniffing your arsehole to try and get a tip out of you that the service is bad.
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>>71069516
If you could read cirillic, like I do, you would know you're just embarassing yourself, anon-kun :)
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>>71063489
I'd agree with you but the dough wasn't thoroughly cooked and there was too much grease
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>>71063489

If he thinks that's bad, he should try some Asian pizza.
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>>71069619
chinks truly ruin everything they touch
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Posting the only actual pizza in this thread. Jesus, what an embarrassing thread.
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>>71069455

Not the anon you're talking to.

I just want to add something concerning customer service. I live in the American Midwest and it is the norm here to be incredibly fucking friendly with everyone. Not smiling and nodding at every person you walk by is incredibly rude. People you don't even know say "Hi, how are you?" you say "Doing well, and you?" They reply "I'm pretty good." and then walk away. It's not even a conversation. You'll never speak to that person again, but that's standard for acknowledgement of other human beings existing here.

In a customer service environment like at a restaurant, this entire attitude is to an ever greater degree. Your waitress not complimenting you on the size of your cock is a fireable offense. This is obviously hyperbole, but you get my point.

I tell you this because, once you've been somewhere that truly cares about how their customers feel and goes above and beyond to provide the ultimate in customer satisfaction...

everywhere is fucking shit.
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>>71069455
That's the bare bones of service. A smile, politeness, small conversation is all part of what makes a service great
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>>71069201
>Where is "here"?

The US
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>>71069649
>tfw not sure if these are just a meme or if americans actually eat these abominations
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>>71069649
That's just a dough and tomato pie.
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>>71069299
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>>71069359
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>>71069713
I feel ill after watching these webms...yet I still want more...
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>>71069547
Thanks for the (you) :^)
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>>71065612
where is this fuckhead now?
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>>71069127
>>71069713
That guy can't have good shits.
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>>71065044

God that season was such bull shit. She had a god damn helper, an entire set of hands apart from her own doing work for her that her blindness prevented her from being able to do herself. Not only does that put some of the credit for the skill work like knife work and even seasoning on the helper, having a set of hands that works apart from you is HUGE. So much about this competition is about always thinking about what comes next and dealing with the pressure of time. It's way easier to do that when someone else is doing most of the hand work for you.
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>>71069713
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>>71069745
I see you're posting the works of a brilliant Polish artist, Zdzisław Beksiński. How nice of you to appreciate Polish art :)
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>>71069649
I really, really want to try this abomination of a pizza
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>>71069684

> I tell you this because, once you've been somewhere that truly cares about how their customers feel and goes above and beyond to provide the ultimate in customer satisfaction...

Jesus christ listen to yourself. Do you really think that waiter is that fussed about the quality of your meal? Do you think he's bringing you the steak thinking "oh golly I hope that nice man enjoys this"?

I really doubt he cares that much. I mean I'm sure he means no malice, he probably wants you to enjoy your meal, but he's not losing sleep over the guy who complained his steak was medium-rare and not medium.

They rely on your tips to live, so they'll suck up. British service is what I'm used to, and I like it. To be honest I hate that we've imported the culture of the waiter coming over to check on you. If I want service I'll call for it, fuck off and leave me to my meal and my company.
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>>71069299
>I visited 4chan

DO YOU WANT REDDIT HUMOR BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET REDDIT HUMOR
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>>71069689
I guess you live in the wrong part
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>>71069775
Jack "Salmonella Connoisseur" Scalfani is use to it
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>>71069510
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>>71069839
takes a redditor to know a redditor ;^)
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>>71069713
Can some explain what the fuck is happening
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>>71069573
Nobody cares kurwa.
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>>71069299
YOu ever heard of steak tartare?

Frenchies willingly eat raw beef for some reason
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>>71066459
FOR YOU
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>>71069713
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>>71069884
that is criminally undercooked chicken.

Nothing much to explain, see the fucking literal plasma seeping from it?
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>>71069684
Sounds fucking disgusting desu. I want to eat my food and pay the price that's stated on the menu, not play around with some professional asskisser who will juggle balls and wait a fifty dollar tip for it if you don't want him to dick his dip in your food.

America was a mistake.
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>>71069832

What's the fucking point of going out to eat if you don't want to be waited on?
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>>71069684
That sounds fucking terrible, I would avoid ever going back to a shithole like that if I were unfortunate enough to ever find myself there.
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>>71068217
No... That's just how sliced American cheese looks after you bake it. Not sure if it's just the cheap kind or all kinds, it's probably all kinds. American cheese is the grossest fucking poor people's cheese ever. I wouldn't even consider it cheese because it really isn't.
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>>71065612
I'M NOT NO BITCH
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>>71064860
that waitress is so fucking cute i want to die because I will never ever get to be in a loving relationship with her
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>>71064084
I love my pizza to be like cardboard, sue me.
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>>71069989
....The food?
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