What's the best review?
>>71058229
This one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e1txr5XloM
I like this one because of how butthurt they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ8vM4UjUmM
>>71058518
I love the Baby's Day Out one.
I am a HUGE fan of the Hitcher and that's an interesting review. Siskel talks about it like they actually pulled JJL in half, the death happens off screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uehfL60EA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkwVz_jK3gA
>>71059606
lol at making fun of Siskel's stuttering
I like how they slowly join forces and start making fun of the same thing.
>>71059606
im dying rn lmao
>>71058229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHmDQqBOl38
>>71058229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwMRoGPoQv8
>>71059574
>Noooo my waifu is being defiled :(
>>71060523
his real waifu
> How could they do this to Jennifer Jason Leigh? How could they put such a fresh and cheerful person into such a scuz-pit of a movie? Don't they know they have a star on their hands? I didn't even know who Leigh was when I walked into "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," and yet I was completely won over by her. She contained so much life and light that she was a joy to behold.
>>71058518
Ebert reviews movies like he's a 10 year old, always has.
>>71059574
what a dumbass
glad he turned into a jawless puppet and died like a bitch :^)
RLM of the past
fuck with this e-celeb bullshit kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkMpGe-nKAI
>>71060910
JAJAJAJAJAJA
>>71060801
Maybe talking, but not in written form
>>71060873
It's funny how mad some people get when someone doesn't like a movie that they do.
Ebert is a sexless drone. the moment anyone is shown doing anything involving physical, sexual contact he gets triggered. His hate for Caligula is legendary.
>>71059606
That's fucking great
>>71061171
I think Ebert wants sex scenes to always be romantic or loving, anytime it's just about people being horny he spergs out
>>71061458
He has a stroke if rape is even implied.
