Bryce>Van Patten>Allen>Bateman
>>71054457
It's pretty amazing how terrible Bateman's is. Why are the digits in his phone number not even lined up right? It's basically a hard-hitting critique of your average /r9k/ edgelord.
>>71054457
Wrong opinion
I don't think this semen slurping thread is for me desu
>>71054457
>muh texture
Allen>Bateman>Bryce>Van Shitter
>>71054707
nah man. Van patten has the best card. he is the only one whose surname doesn't look ridiculously big and autistic in comparison to his first name.
the other ones have their first names in capital letters yet still smaller letters than the first letter
Van Patten>Bryce>Allen>Bateman
>they all fell for the minimalism meme
i thought the 80's were better than that
>>71054892
Van Patten has great texture but his use of lowercase letters if a very unfortunate failing. Looks very unprofessional, like a card created using a downloadable Microsoft Word template.
>>71054707
/thread
>>71054707
>using dots inbetween the phone numbers
>>71054892
>>71054965
this, everyone's letters look shitty except for bryce
>>71054522
>Why are the digits in his phone number not even lined up right?
>>71054457
Yes yes, well done Bryce, well done...
HOWEVER...
>>71055102
easier to read and tell syou a lot about the owner's personality
Allen > Bryce > Van Patten > Bateman
>>71055525
I think we can all agree that bateman has the worst card. it looks dirty. his letters are in 3 Dimensions rather than just printed out. way to many capital letters (Pierce &Pierce lol), the numbers are not even lined up and the mergers and acquisitions is too left of the company name
why are all of them vice presidents? i thought there were only allowed one vice president
Patrick Bateman is a lot like that naughty fellow from mr robot
That's nothing. Check mine.
Post Luis Carruthers one
>>71055868
>the numbers are not even lined up
FFS
>>71056219
you literally did the same style as batman just with a shittier color
>>71054457
Bateman>Allen>Van Patten>Bryce
>>71056219
>>71056219
>jpg artifacts.
>>71056071
that's the point
>>71054457
Allen>Bryce>Van Patten>Shitman's
>>71056412
i do not get the point
>>71055525
This.
>>71055868
>I think we can all agree that bateman
Pretty much, he gets points for the indentation in the print though
>>71056445
They all already made the cards cause they want to be the vice president and they are so sure that they'll get the promotion
>>71056412
Companies can and usually do have multiple vice presidents, though.
best card coming through
>>71054707
>shitty mcword copperplate font
>printed on cheap ass laminated paper instead of on handmade artisanal paper with satisfying textures
>centering the bottom text
>the best
A fucking fourteen year-old in his first highschool visual arts design class could come up with a better card than that garbage.
I hate that sunken lettering on Bateman's, what is that called?
>>71057285
Embossing?
>>71054457
>>VAN PATTEN
>>Bolding your name that heavily
KEK no
>>71054457
for real where is the watermark on Allen's card that Bateman loses his shit over? Is this just shitty continuity?
Allen is the most tasteful. Clean white card, excellent kerning on his font, punctuated spacing for the phone number, and a subtle bolded name successfully directs the reader's eye to the center.
I honestly give Batemen the next slot. I like embossing and will always favor plain textured paper over the messy playskool look of the alternative. Great font choice for the numbers sets his card apart from the usual but it lacks presence with serifs and such thin lines. Also extremely difficult to tell if any of it is bolded and the smaller print lacks readability.
Bryce is next. Textured cards are a big no. They collect grime and oil and even before that just look poorly crafted. Great font choice makes it highly readable but there is little to distinguish it from others. A perfect example of the film's message about the interchangeability of these men.
Van Patten combines the problems of the bottom 3 into a massive shit sandwich. Shit textre, shit seriffed font, WAY TOO BOLD for his name, poor readability on smaller text. He deserves to be shot and his corpse mutilated.
In another mood I might swap Bryce with Bateman.
this is a conversation
>>71056445
>>71056557
it's just a title, given to them for its own sake, not because they actually do a vice president job
I really like Paul Allens card. It cuts through the bullshit. No off white, no dumb pattern, no pretentious font. Just straight up and earnest.
>>71059461
How would you describe its thickness?
>>71059510
depends on the texture, whether it's matte or shiny, but it seems tasteful
Texture shitters be gone
That being said Bateman's card is fucked. "Pierce &Pierce" what the fuck were you thinking. I do like his indentation into the card though.
>>71056071
From what I understand, "Vice President" is just a generic middle management title for that kind of company.
You fuckers, I don't know if you all are baiting or not.I think they all look good desu.
>>71059909
At least for my company vice president refers to the top department heads like IT, finance, etc.
>>71054457
I mean I'm being completely honest here, I can accept Allen's as the best card, but who /VanPatten/ here?
Seriously.
Check out my card
>>71060237
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE FAGGOT
>>71054707
This
>>71059461
Allen actually has the absolute worst font but Bryce has the worst card overall. Bateman's card is fucks up too much and Van Patten's is the best, prove me wrong.
Heh, that's nothing.
Check this out
>>71060237
>green and golden letters
kek no wonder patrick wanted to kill this faggot
>>71060460
Van Patten's looks like toilet paper
>>71054457
Bryces' card is so baller. The subtle indentation of the lettering. The texturing. Looks like someone lightly engraved it in stone.
Batemans is literally screaming, trying way too hard to be noticed. Van Pattens looks like it belongs in the classified section of the newspaper. Allens looks like it was run off the office printer.
>>71054457
Anyone that likes Bateman's the most must be blind. It even has a fuckings typo on it.
>Pierce &Pierce
>&Pierce
>>71060911
Don't forget the "Pierce &Pierce" is shifted to the right above "Mergers and Acquisitions". Fucking sloppy.
>>71054457
Loved this scene. I really do agree with the majority opinion in this case: Allen's card wins handily, and Bateman...just fuck his shit up, senpai.
Whenever I see a card with expensive paper handmade by the native peoples of Bumfuck Nowhere, I think "Terrible taste - I don't want to be your friend".
Allen best boy.
>neets arguing taste among other peoples business cards
And I thought the cut vs uncut argument was senseless
>>71061162
Please return to the shit bomb known as your life, normie scum.
Allen > Bateman > Bryce >>>>>>>>>> Patten
>>71061162
You seem lost friend
>>71060237
Carruthers' card is a clusterfuck but it still beats Bateman's on typeface just from that retarded number alignment.
>>71061278
>call someone normie
>claim their life is shit
I think you dun goofed my nigga
>>71054457
Screw this, I need to return some videotapes
>Nobody pointing out "aquisitions".
Post your cards, /tv/.
The point of Bateman's card is that it looks perfect at first glance until you take a deeper look and see its glaring flaws.
>>71054457
Check these dubs
>>71061560
>>71061560
This.
It all about the artifice, baybeh.
>>71057545
It's a watermark retard, you can only see it if you hold the card up to a light.
>>71061560
woah
check out my singles btw
>>71054457
Paul Allen's is objectively the best.
>>71061866
yes yes very nice dubs HOWEVER
/gd/ here, professional
ignoring the fact that any sane company would have a standardized design for all cards not to mention the FUCKING LOGOTYPE
bateman
>best typeface
>top has too much space but it's kinda aethtic
>&Pierce is stupid
van patten
>most balanced
>mixing small caps and lowercase
bryce
>SHIT font
>unbalanced
>mixing small caps and lowercase
allen
>2 lines for address and fax
>dots in number
>otherwise perfect
I have to give it to bateman even with the problems. I've actually used the same layout for conservative clients before and none have noticed the connection.
Timothy BRYCE
>classic and readable sans
>still weird capital letter surname
>recycle paper hipster start-up paper
it's good, the prettiest; but not pretentious enough. the card of an underachiever
Paul ALLEN
>Papyrus or something
>smooth paper
bold, but ugly
David VAN PATTEN
>elegant but subtle serifs
>hipster paper
pretty on the spot, just too modest
Patrick BATEMAN
>extravagant serifas
>beautiful old school numbers
this man could actually do the job
>>71062122
>bateman
>>best typeface
>>71055378
You only think that because sans serif font is the style today, whereas when the film was set serif font would have appeared more traditional/professional.
>>71062211
>>71062308
san serif is a meme gone too far
>>71054457
Bryce and Van Patten's look like cheap toilet paper tbqh. Allen's definitely goat.
>>71054457
I have paul allen's card
>>71054522
Yours are lined up perfectly.
>>71060237
>>71056296
Based louis obviously has the best card which is why patrick made a beeline to kill him.
>>71062713
Pics?
>>71062918
It's in the OP, but here's another one for you.
>>71060237
wew what a tryhard faggot
>>71054522
>>71059622
>>71060355
>>71060911
>>71061344
>>71061633
>>71061866
>>71062122
>>71062211
>>71062400
>>71062961
I meant of the one you have
>>71063102
You didn't say that.
>>71054522
>Why are the digits in his phone number not even lined up right?
Old style numerals were made that way so they would look better amongst text you dummy.
>>71063200
>better
Well they fails there
>>71063200
very nice dubs
>>71063238
don't be afraid of a little pinash
>>71063437
>>71056314
jokeoverhead.jpeg
>>71056801
Still better than batemans
>>71063600
>>71057796
I agree. And anyone who likes Van Patten's card should also probably be shot in public.
>>71063600
>>71063699
>>71063699
impressive, very nice
I absolutely love this scene, it's comedy gold.
>>71063699
>Klingston
>>71056219
>That subtle offwhite coloring
>>71062122
>professional
>uses the word aesthetic
>bryce
>shit font
>>71063767
I literally just re-watched it cause of this thread. It's so autistic I felt like in 4chan
>>71060460
The bold typeface is trying too hard. The vertical texturing makes it look deformed instead of aligning with the text that Bryce's does.
>>71063699
Impressive.
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>>71054457
Let's be honest here: Bryce's card is easiest on the eyes. It's so easy to read with the Pale Nymbus and raised lettering combination. Truly a supreme gentleman's card who respects his women like he respects his vanilla latte coffees.
>>71054707
Yes.
>>71064575
>Truly a supreme gentleman's card who respects his women like he respects his vanilla latte coffees.
>>71064320
>http://poal.me/ue0z9q
>Bateman
>2 votes
>doubles
only thing more appropiate would be 11
>>71061866
It would be if it weren't for the shit font.
>>71063600
inspiring
All those who said Patten's the best - you are my niggers and you're right.
>>71065113
>All those who said Patten's the best - you are niggers and you're wrong
FTFY
>>71063437
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>>71064320
To the people voting for Paul Allen's instead of Bryce's, fuck you. Fuck you hard. Fuck you so hard.
You do know that the scene is supposed to reflect the obsession with superficial items of status in high society?
>>71065391
>>71065391
thought it was to reflect batmans obsessive nature, but yours make sense too
New card, whaddya think?
>>71066050
>cursive
>>71066077
>he thinks it's real cursive
best thread on /tv/ right now
>>71066050
(((why)))
>>71066077
>>71066188
>>71066327
What is this from?
>>71066371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis
>>71066445
Amazing
>>71066274
spotted the JIDF
How is everyone missing the point of the debate so hard?
The point is that they are functional and generic to show that these men a drones.
>>71063699
but check these
>>71066445
I had forgotten about this. Thank you.
>>71066777
>>71067397
you missed one
>>71067421
Which one?
>>71067438
This one
>>71067438
this one
>>71067455
Got it.
>>71067455
>>71067455
>>71067455
This meme used to fall flat for me. Just felt it was lame as fuck. Now I legit laugh when shit like this happens. Thanks for ruining me, 4chan.
>>71067597
it's even greater when you get one
>>71067455
Very nice
But can you top this?
>>71054457
Nah, Bryce, Bateman, Van Patten, Allen.
Allen's choice of font is shit-tier.
>>71067792
Top what Halberstram?
>You just now realize that Aquisitions is misspelled on all these cards.
>>71063200
I used to write my numbers like that for a brief time in high school.
>>71067911
damn
>>71067911
>you just realize you will never get dubs
>>71067901
I like to dissect dubs
>>71067911
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>>71054457
None of them are right, because
THE FUCKING COMPANY LOGO
SHOULD BE IN THE FUCKING STYLE
OF THE FUCKING COMPANY LOGO
Otherwise
Bateman > Bryce > Van Patten > Allen
james bond get
This is honestly one of my favourite movies
Yfw you realize they all have the same number
>>71068072
Isn't it the company number?
>>71068035
Bateman have the worst card, Allen's is numero uno
>>71068054
my nigga
>>71068054
Not my favorite movie but the most memorable one.
To think this movie is such a fucking meme that you retarded faggots will argue over which one actually looks the best is fucking amazing.
By the way Bryce is the easy choice for best. Rugged but crisp texture. The lettering is eye-catching but not too over-the-top, and above all else his own name doesn't take up too much of the card and lets the exquisite nature of the cards own taste do the work for it.
It knows that his name isn't supposed to just be a big inky shit on the card, it takes up the necessary space. No more, no less.
Batemans is just a fucking travesty and is honestly proof that the fucker is batshit insane and that he really is a crazy fucking murderer. The uneven lettering and over-the-top pressing are an absolute eyesore, not to mention the absolute fucking meme-tier coloring. Bryces was really alluring to the eye with its clean, bright coloration, but Batemans? It looks like an eggy fucking shit.
Fuck you bateman I hope you lose your job for this you fucking hack.
>>71068134
Why have separate business cards then? The same numbers goes along with the theory that they are all the same person.
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>Not posting the REAL Paul Allen's card
>>71054457
Why do they all have the same phone number?
>>71068656
in the scheme of the movie it's another example of how everyone in the rat race is the same
>>71068656
Company number.
>>71068544
I'm assuming secretary will reroute the call.
>>71067438
These here dubs:
>>71068388
Excellent numbers
>>71054457
>>71054457
Why the fuck do none of them have their own fax machine? Were they that hard to come by in the 80s?
Very Nice Paul Allen, Very Nice Paul Allen...
HOWEVER
(axes him in the face)
>>71069211
Checked
>>71069211
impressive integers
http://poal.me/ue0z9q
Van Patten niggers outdoing based Bateman.
WHAT THE FUCK?
