The OFFICIAL /tv/ patrician opinions list. They cannot be argued against or else you expose yourself as a full pleb. Only TRUE cinematic patricians may add onto this list.
Let us begin:
- Plot is for babies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so
- Star Wars is for 5 year olds
- Stanley Kubrick is a slight step above pleb but nowhere near patrician
- Genre films are trash and are to be treated as such
- Christopher Nolan is pleb tier director; none of his work reaches film status and often time delves into flick tier
- European Cinema is objectively better than other any cinema
- Women cannot truly enjoy a film properly
- Book adaptations are pleb trash fit for only the unoriginal
- Steven Spielberg is intro to pleb tier; no argument can be made against this
- Animation is for children; kill yourself if you enjoy any of the sort and you are older than 10
- CGI is below pleb tier and is automatic filth
- Dialog is for babbies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so
- Naturalism is best style; everything else is commercial shit that are dated before they even leave the editing room. The first film that will be shown to patrician extraterrestrials will be from the realism school
- Remakes and sequels are cancer; no exceptions
Again, only TRUE cinephiles can add onto this list accordingly.
>>71053807
real kino coming thru
Oh great, so you want to have a discussion with people who have the same opinion as you. What do you even discuss at that point? Sounds really fun. Cheers.
>>71053807
so boring movies only, got it.
just by using the word kino you're making a fool of yourself
make yourself a favor and delete this thread
and make a "BANE?" thread
>>71053807
>'I know you're memeing, nice work mate :DD'
>realise this is 4chan and you are serious
>>71054278
>image/jpg
Looks like mad meme poster getting upset at the OP 2bh
>>71053921
dirty numb angel boy
This thread is actually really good. Its an example of the kind of content I'd like to see on my board.
>CGI is below pleb tier and is automatic filth
CGI has a lot of potential FX wise and denying it only makes you like a verdammte pleb if I ever saw one.
Knight of Cups or The Tree of Life?
Sucker Punch or Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice?
>>71055093
Knight of Cups
BvS
>>71055093
This is a kino thread, /v/
Take your /v/ino shit back to imdb before you're stomped back
Michael Kohlhaas is probably the best [strike]revenge[/strike] that I've ever seen.
Harakiri level.
Spy Kids 2
>>71055093
>Superhero sci-fi fantasy shit
>kino
Get fucked
>>71055093
Y-you didn't actually enjoy sucker punch did you?If so you should kill yourself.
>>71055093
Tree of Life
Neither
>>71055093
KoC is more kino
No capeshit is kino. If you want that list to be taken seriously, despite using the kino meme, you can't have shitty Snyder flicks in with the actually great movies you do have on there
kino bump
>>71057158
Fuck off reddit
>>71058512
t. /v/eddit
Unless you only watch silent film you can't call yourself a film fan.
Sound was the death of pure cinema.
>>71054362
>serious
just like capekino dumbasses were not deadly serious
fucking cancer all of you kinokunts
>>71059017
This is serious though
>>71053807
the only things you got right were that Nolan is a hack and that star wars is for 5 year olds. the rest is prententious and narrow-minded trite
>>71053807
>to be used as so
Go graduate junior high first fucking loser
>>71053807
Chinese kino, best kino
shit thread
>>71062454
rude dude
