THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM
>>71049519
she is right
I thought the episode with The Hound returning was way better than this one, even though not much happened.
They're going back to season 2 with the next episode.
>Jon is winning the war
>One of his closest supporters killed a child a while back
>He's going to execute them and lose the war
Jon = Robb
Melly = Karstark
Shireen = Lannister children
. . .
Sansa = Foreign whore?!
literally best swordsman alive
so what's the "rumour" Cersei asked Qyburn about?
Serious question
>>71050668
jon is dumb
>>71050702
cersei 5 ever
DURR I WALK IN STRAIGHT LINE WHAT IS ZIG ZAG
deserved to die desu
DUBS DECIDE BEST ACTORS
WE ONLY HAVE YOUNG NATALIE HERSHLAG AS DANY SO FAR!
Did Rickon even have lines this season?
>>71050702
Will she still be saying this when Kings Landing is a smoldering ash heap?
got's soon over guys.
I'll miss shitposting here on mondays
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
First for Jon, the leader the North deserves
I hope they salt the earth around the Dreadfort, Last Hearth, and whatever shithole the Karstarks live in.
first for BASED Tormund Tyson
>>71050730
fucking showfags
>hurr durr let's remind the audience 5 times of the wildfire, surely they'll understand!
>>71050750
My mom already woke up but this still scares me
How retarded are Bolton's men?
>see giant marching up to castle
>light shooting if any at all, no organized defense whatsoever
>giant breaches castle gate
>start shooting like crazy
>too late
>castle falls
>>71050702
It's true though. Note how the most peaceful kingdom was founded by a woman.
>>71050668
Why didn't anyone in the Bolton army register surprise at the sight of a fucking Giant?
>>71050730
if you dont understand THAT you dont deserve to know
>>71050724
Why the fuck would anyone in the North or anywhere else besides the wall hear about Jon's "slightly above average for a dude raised in a castle" swordsmanship?
Post yfw the knights of the vale arrived with mr CIA of house Big Guy (for you)
>>71050730
Size of Eurons cock
>>71050736
Yeah pretty much
Why didn't he zigzag?
>>71050749
same
this is pretty much part of my monday routine now tbqh
VALYRIAN STEEL ARMOR
>varys has left mereen
>spotted on set with shae the funny whoar
WHAT COULD THIS MEAN? THE RUSE CRUISE BEGINS
>>71050702
the show is actually a rather brilliant parallel to real life
see >>71050648
Look at what Khaleesi has endured. Now think about what Tyrion has endured.
Even Sansa, one of the most tormented characters on the show (as far as females go) has fucking nothing on Theon. All men must die because the point of man is to suffer, just like in real life.
And, just like in real life, the women don't seem to notice. It truly is brilliant.
>>71050730
>King Tommen is illegitimate :O
Did Sansa wait to attack because showing themselves at the start would cause Ramsay to retreat back to Winterfell with his whole army in tact to defend against a siege?
Suraj you fucking cuck hurry up I want my video
>>71050730
Wildfire caches under the city
We got a reminder about them this ep to keep the normies updated
>>71050736
Is this the new shit meme? Why didn't Rickon just jump in a canal?
15th for Snazza of House Snazz
>>71050730
Wildfire underneath KL. She's going nuclear.
>>71050741
Mark Strong Stannis get!
>>71050730
The Mad King hid stashes of wildfire under King's Landing. Enough to destroy the entire city. With his death, the knowledge of their locations was lost, until Qyburn rediscovers them and tells Cersei.
why didn't Ramsey dual-wield bows so he could shoot faster?
>>71050776
FUCKING EXACTLY
>>71050713
Again, Melly will live. She will meet Arya again, as foretold, and she will set up a a date between Jon and Dany.
>>71050780
>>71050747
probably
>>71050730
Wildfire being stored under almost all of King's Landing. Which is probably true.
>>71050742
just one and it was straight
>>71050785
Yeah almost no women have suffered anything in this show
>>71050780
Fuck off with this anime shit.
>>71050747
By then she and everyone else will have forgotten that tweet
>>71050751
>>71050752
>>71050758
not first.
>>71050776
Because he was a panicked kid and it would have looked ridiculous on tv.
>>71050818
wasnt it pretty much confirmed when tyrion went to the pyro guild
>>71050818
Tyrion also repeated it in this episode
>>71050776
don't even need to zigzag desu. He just needed to look being him to see when ramsay shoots an arrow and move aside when he does
So Ramsay was pretty much slaughtering his own men with the arrows just to try and kill Jon right?
>you loved that cunt Stannis
What did he mean by this?
>>71050818
>>71050804
>>71050795
>>71050790
ah right. Slipped my mind. thanks
and >>71050761 no bully ;-;
So last episode I was wondering what the fuck was causing those slings/arcs on the fireballs that they were launching off the ships.
This episode they showed a picture of the weapon (left).
Did these really exist?
>>71050831
>anime
it's canon anon :^)
>>71050833
There's no fooling you, huh
Whose banner be this?
I have to say I liked the uther CHAOS of battle.
>>71050831
>not liking anime Euron
Fuck off
>>71050790
How many fucking reminders do we need? Jesus Christ I swear there were at least a dozen this season. D&D need to stop treating the audience like retards. We all saw season 2.
>>71050780
pretty edgy, desu
I like it. We're never seeing valyrian steel Euron, though.
>>71050862
Trebuchets? Yeah
>>71050857
Don't comment here anymore.
>>71050862
did the dragons exist?
Davos>Stannis
>>71050862
>did catapults really exist?
are you this ignorant?
this has to be bait.if it is you got me
http://www.strawpoll.me/10534313
http://www.strawpoll.me/10534313
http://www.strawpoll.me/10534313
So when are we going to see Stannis' corpse?
Pic not related
What's stannis going to do now that he's the main villain in the north, until the undead come?
>>71050805
He needed twenty good men to back him up to do so.
>>71050854
He needed bodies for the corpse pile
>>71050862
It's a gay, flowery, overdesigned counterweight trebuchet. But yes, those have existed for over a thousand years.
>>71050702
Meanwhile the worst human bean alive in the show is a woman
Yara has no moral highground or superior claim to throne over Euron
Caloriessi is only winning because of muh dragons and without men to do shit for her would still be a literally who, not to mention becoming more and more like her father
And Sansa is just retarded
>I AM RIGHT YOU'LL SEE IF YOU DON'T DIE
>>71050877
moose bolton's
>>71050826
HOW MUCH TORMENT ENDURED POWER RANKINGS
1. Theon
2. Tyrion
3. Stannis
4. Jon Snow
5. Bran (soon)
6. Cersei
7. Sansa
*POWER GAP*
...
...
9001. Arya
>>71050763
What was it?
>>71050862
Pretty sure the Greeks used naval catapults.
>>71050843
>>71050844
So far we haven't seen it and its probably been on the fence of being a myth as per >>71050804
>>71050862
Yes. Several different incarnations. Google ship mounted catapults/mangonels and Greek fire.
>>71050862
>did trebuchets really exist?
What the hell anon?
The nightwalkers and Hodor are the only interesting things about this season. Everything else is just generic Hollywood action that most of the time doesn't make any sense. Like why would Rickon run in a straight line when any normal thinking person would at least try to zig zag. That's the kind of shit that takes me out of the show.
Another very irritating moment is when the wise masters tried to sacrifice one of their own by saying "he's not one of us, he's lowborn!" to a fucking character that they knows hate the highborn and established nobility. Everyone is dumb.
>>71050877
Hornwood
>>71050912
>>71050910
We're notbecause he's not dead
>King's Landing is burned to the ground
>The Tyrells are dead, except for Mace, who escapes before this
>House Tyrell in the show has no heir now
>Lady Tyrell is too old to bear children
>Mace isn't too old to remarry
Are you ready for the plot relevant Mace Tyrell sex scene?
>>71050877
"House Hornwood: A brown bullmoose with black antlers on orange."
>>71050912
Remain dead, I suppose.
>>71050912
was getting caught part of eddard's plan?
>>71050894
>>71050916
I meant the on-rails ship mounted bit.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Ros liked it
Why do you disagree with Ros, /got/?
WHY DIDNT RICKON JUST RUN AND STOP WHEN RAMSEY RELEASED , WAITED FOR THE ARROW THEN RUN AGAIN
The discordant music at the start of the battle was pretty fucking great desu
>have a giant
>arm him with ?????
deserved to die
>>71050877
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Hornwood
>>71050920
Jaime lost his hand and was close to death for a while because of infection he should be somewhere on the list.
>>71050877
Hornwoods.
It will be fun reading Stannis winning the battle and not with the help of some other army but his own military skills
>>71050888
There was only like two mentions. Calm your autism you obnoxious /tv/ poster
>>71050963
>on rails
Traction trebuchet, then.
>>71050957
Ahh shit, i meant Littlefinger, mybad >>71050912
Ok I liked the episode 9, but some dialogue seemed extremely off, such as the one with Jon and Sansa speaking and the absolutely appaling Davos/Tormund one.
Call me cuck, but I liked scenes with Dany, aside from 'girl power' talk with Yara, although it wasn't as nearly as terrible for what we're used to.
>>71050951
why the fuck do "artists" sign every shitty doodling they crank out their bunghole?
>>71050918
I can't wait to see Dany finally get to Westeros and then get at least one of her dragons killed now that she has to fight people who actually know shit about dragons.
>>71050953
Cousins you dumb shit
>>71050936
Also greek fire is basically wildfire
>>71050764
wow it's like they weren't expecting a giant to even be real south of the wall
>>71050974
Nothing stopped WunWun from arming himself with a tree branch.
>>71050752
>this is a good strategy
>I have never heard of Napoleon
>>71050952
Well met, fellow Stannerman.
>>71050949
>>71050956
>>71050976
Thanks
>>71050919
lol
>>71050945
>"he's not one of us, he's lowborn!"
Was that supposed to be based butcher king Cleos? I'm surprised he made a pact with slavers, but power corrupts.
>>71050877
I thought it might be Whent for a second and got hype for some Riverlands folks, but it's prolly Hornwood.
>>71050920
Most of us, during dany scenes
300 GOOD MEN
>>71050736
i mean the kid wasn't going to live anyways
if ramsay ended up missing he'd just have his archers launch a volley and do it for him
Best shot of the show
>>71050977
I was thinking that but you know what, out of all of the characters, he has gotten what he desired quite often.
Like he got to be with Cersei for a long long time, he was quite happy for a long fucking while. He was the most decorated swordsman of the richest and most powerful family for the majority of his life.
Yeah, the sudden change of pace is pretty heavy, but there's no way he compares to anyone else on the list
>Littlefinger will never look up at Wun Wun and say "You're a large man"
>>71050951
Spat my coffee out. It's so bad.
>>71050997
Yeah the dialogue was really flat and cheesy/cliché. It was as if they were rehearsing a script, not actually talking
Why didn't Sansa tell John about the knights of the Vale? Is it because of "why didn't you ask me for muh advice?"
>>71051020
He was 20 feet from Jon and a horse
>>71050724
Brienne vs Jon, who wins?
Why is she so smug?
>>71051018
That image may be obsolete now that Tyrion is there to direct Dan away from madness.
>>71050730
The High Sparrow is reallythe last Reyne of Castamere.
>>71051025
>black bars
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>71050972
When Jon started galloping... hnnggg very nice music this episode
>>71050980
>Stannis wins the battle against the Boltons
>Jon awakes after Shireen gets burned by Melly
>Wall crumbles
>Jon and a few others escape and ride to winterfell
>Inform Stannis of what happened
>White Walkers siege winterfell
>Stannis seeing that Jon is Azor Ahai as him go south while he tries to buy time for the relm
>gets slain in the battle
going to be sad bros
>>71050998
I was always told to put a date on my drawings so I could look back at my progress over the years.
>every female lead is smug as fuck
why
>>71050862
They're some kind of trebuchet. I don't think real-life ones fire that far though.
>>71051018
I'm happy they addressed the Dany being a bit of a psycopath with Tyrion during this episode.
And her riding Drogon was awesome.
>>71051025
Dany riding Drogo, or Jon facing the cavalry charge were both pretty awesome desu.
Or Jon taking a breath in the battle
>>71051055
brienne because she needs to defeat the patriarchy
>>71051006
wow, it's like they didn't have men on the ramparts that would have seen them coming form a mile away
why didnt jon snow just throw a throwing knife at ramsey's throat when they were parleying?
>>71051038
He's going to need a lot of Chaosh to reach his face.
>>71051060
>der I am so smert and will be quen of nortd
>>71051050
Jon was too busy not asking the Cerwyns, who live half a day's ride from Winterfell, for help.
>>71051025
Too bad he never followed up. Maybe in episode 10 I guess.
Last week someone leaked the plot of the last two episodes. Not sure if it was the real thing, but the guy was on point of this episode. Any info?
>>71051060
Why is he so smug?
>>71050784
Lady Whoreheart.
>>71050702
BAD PUSSY
>>71051053
and then jon got his horse shot from under him and 10 more arrows landed in rickon's corpse
Did all 62 bear island warriors die?
>>71051085
U BRING DISHONOR TO MY FAMIRY
>>71050998
Digital ones do it to get exposure and have people look up their names if they like what they do and want to see more.
In that example though I don't know, I can't tell what the signature even says, there's no link, it serves no purpose other than "muh tradition"
>>71050969
SHE WAS A HOAR
>>71051070
I hope Fuck Off man is still alive.
>>71051025
Davos is another long suffering character but he carries his burden better than most
Hello anons, this is David, i'm here to give you guys a little tease for next season.
We noticed there was still a white man with a cock in Dany's army so to remedy to this we'll have Dany ditch Daario for her new lesbian lover Yara. Daario will get super jealous and will join Euron's army to get his revenge ;-)
>>71051060
well not the entire time
>>71050951
Is this fan ''art'' thread?
>>71051103
one of them definitely did, Jon used a Mormont shield to block Ramsay's hanzo arrows
>My hounds will never harm me
Ahh. It wasn't enough that woman beats man - they had to make Ramsay retarded just before he died to rub salt in the wounds.
BRAVO D&D
>>71051090
Watch the fookin preview
>>71051097
Lady Stonewhore
>>71051100
Hide UNDER the horse
>>71051060
Because she showed womyn power by getting ten thousand men to kill each other
>>71051090
The episode 10 preview shows him confronting Mel in front of Jon.
>>71051075
that makes sense. making up a little signature to append to every low quality sketch does not.
>>71051080
>Dany riding Drogo
but that's season 1
>>71050668
Arthur Dayne + Ashara Dayne = Azor Ahai. They practice incest like the valyrians. They have purple eyes and silver hair of the valyrians.
And a sword more precious than valyrian steel. The sword dawn. And he who carries it is the sword of the morning.
>>71050879
>awesome this 300 stuff is pretty brutal they're not using shakey cam either
>5 mins later
>it's a jon gets trampled viewed in shakey cam episode
How the fuck did they let themselves get surrounded by a shield wall?
The Bolton men just walked around them?
>>71051090
He's got to do something.
>>71051085
Because he's Ned 2.0 the mouth breathing edition
>>71051131
holy shit
>>71050910
pic more related than you think
>>71050789
POO
>>71051131
>kain pushes raziel into the abyss
IS SANSA HOT OR NOT?
SOMETIME MY DICK THINKS SO OTHER TIMES I SEE A WASHED UP SLAG
HHHAAALLLPPP
>>71051127
say what you like about him as a showrunner, he's handsome as fuck
>>71051083
ok then maybe they were shitposting the whole time about how big he was
Ramsey should have been way more edgier this episode. It would have been awesome if during the parley, he offered to surrender Winterfell to Jon in exchange for Lyanna Mormont
>Theon, you have no cock, you are a sissy faggot eunuch now
Jesus Christ Dabid, was this scene necessary?
>>71051125
>fuck off
>man
Why is the Blackfish's castle bigger than Winterfell
Why is Winterfell so fucking tiny
>>71051114
I miss her
>>71051138
Whore Ladystones
>>71050951
when the strongbow hard cider fuck you up
>>71051180
hot af
>>71051018
>>71051062
Every other episode she changes her views and methods on how to do shit.
>Kill Them All!!!
>No Dany, use strategy
>Ive changed my mind, lets negotiate
>No Dany, you're a conqueror!
>Kill them ALLL!!!!
>Your father was the mad king!
fucking back and forth each fucking scene with her, is she a just ruler or a fucking butcher?
>>71051131
>blood elf uses force push against gnome
AND NOW IT BEGINS
>>71051131
Jesus fuck...
>>71051196
Lady Hoarheart
>>71051142
>Hide UNDER the horse
Have you ever seen a horse? Do you seriously expect 1 man to lift, and hold a horse above the ground?
>>71051092Jon becomes king
>>71051095
Because he has the GOAT dragon cunnyfu
>>71050968
fuck off
>>71051038
inb4 there is a scene with Littlefinger looking at Wun Wun's body
>>71051194
Joffrey didnt
Would Sansa have sucked Sweetrobin's cock if he was the one in charge of the vale army?
>>71051060
Yes yes. Poorly done, Jon. Poorly done, Jon. HOWEVER
>>71051168
God I love her faces.
>>71051134
It's more to emphasize that controlling people with fear and threats will come back to bite you in the ass
except this time it bit him back in the face
>>71051018
LOOK MOM IM ACTING
>>71051176
fuck I wanted to make that post
>You act like a mad dog, you will be treated like a mad dog
was he right?
>>71051155
>Arthur Dayne was actually Azor Ahai
>Just like his ancestor was
>is dead thanks to stupid frog fuck
It's over lads. There is no hope.
>>71051216
who dat? the woman?
>>71051131
Of course.
>>71051159
Encirclement is pretty standard when you have a considerably longer and stronger line.
>>71051258
Shae
>>71051216
>she's back
>>71051216
nur
natends
>>71051131
>>71051212
>>71051207
She doesn't have to do anything at this point. Everything has fallen into place, from the masters to the dothraki to the ships to the turmoil in westeros.
They have to give her some sort of narrative.
When are we getting OP's webm with this music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMCXrlxkhx0
>>71051194
Same la
>>71051228
sure he did, look at the arrows on the bedpost
>>71051216
PENIS
COLA
Why did Dany look to Tyrion for approval before accepting Yara's arm/accepting the deal?
Sansa is the greatest military leader to have ever lived.
>recognizes that Winterfell is invincible to siege
>wait for Ramsay to get out in the open
>ride 'em down with Papa Petyr's army
>>71051025
We need an edit of the exact moment his heart splits in two.
>>71051207
She is an idiot ruled by her emotions and desire to be smug
A council of tyrion, soldier nigger and varys would be better
>>71051254
no everyone doesnt give a shit about anything
not oaths, not guest right, not kinslaying
>>71051156
>it's a shakey cam shows his panic and claustrophobia episode
Nicely done, I thought!
>>71051256
Get fucked you anime memelord.
>>71051256
>handsome
>honourable knight
>greatest swordsman
was there a better husbando?
>Tyrion didn't make a cock joke about Theon
>ESPECIALLY after he brought up Theon making fun of his height
wtf i hate d&d now
>>71051268
Jesus fuck, where the fuck was Ghost
>>71051228
>>71051295
Well he did a couple of times, but that was just to heighten her suffering and fuck with her like the sick little laddie he was
>>71051127
>Daario
>white
what?
>>71050668
I hope they fucking explain how CIA got there. This makes no fucking sense the North is supposed to be bigger than the South in terms of territory so marching up there would take several weeks if not months longer considering it was a full army it doesn't matter weather he sailed there or MArched there. Btw it would be impossible for CIA to march there since he ould have had to go through loyalist Lannister Riverlords, The Crossing and the Twins and then Moat Callin which is held by the Boltons who would have sent a raven or someshit.
And why the fuck didn't anyone warn Ramsay about a fucking massive amount of foreign heavy cavalry marching through the North? Even if he sailed through White Harbour he would be an extremely shitty lord Paramount if he did not have spy's controling the cities and the major roads who would have reported an army headed to Winterfell. FFS even if he had no spies an average village fuck would have noticed the army and then reported it.
>>71051216
is that bad pussy?
DUDE I HAVE A CLEAR SHOT, I CAN SEND AN ARROW STRAIGHT THROUGH JON'S HEAD
IT'LL BE MY WIN
WAIT LET ME JUST SHOOT THE GIANT IN THE EYE INSTEAD LMAO
>>71051074
me too.
>>71050702
except Cersei
>>71051302
>invincible to siege
>a single wooden gate with no moat
Build a ram and take winterfell within the hour
>>71051324
He died off-screen
>>71051302
for FUCKS sake anon now I need a wank
>*unzips*
>>71051282
this one is actually pretty sweet, except for the faces
>>71051288
Yeah but for someone who is constantly shifting her ideals back and forth with no clue on what to actually do, she gets everything handed to her, unfairly and unbelievably. It's gotta be the weakest story in GoT
>>71050668
Ramsey no scope!
>MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>71051131
>>71051074
now that sounds plausible
>bravo D&D, see how easy it is...
>>71051282
I love this image. There's a new detail every time I look at it.
>>71051060
>sees a mountain of bodies in the distance, Jon probably one of them
>probably knew full well she could have saved them if she told Jon about the Vale army
>still smirks
>>71051256
>stupid frog fuck
No, Nowit Henz.
>>71051323
Does he know ?
>>71051268
Well in that case
>>71051324
He was poisoned by his enemies
>>71051339
because he wanted the single combat deal, if he shot Jon he would be dead, but fighting him 1v1 was his only way out if he managed to beat him
Jon should have won that battle without CIA's help.
Mitsakes he made:
Charge like a retard
Army charges like retards
Get surrounded
No ghost
No weapon for giant
Poor use of his archers
>>71051131
>>71050977
>>71051037
>If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off
>>71051358
Someone edit it so it goes from this and cuts to Rickon getting shot