>its a century egg episode
>>71044454
I understand this reference
>>71044454
>its a Barry episode
>6 million dollars in debt
no wonder he has to keep shilling that shitty movie
>its a anon finds out out Ashens is a doctor of psychology
>>71046413
>6 million dollars in debt
Source?
>no wonder he has to keep shilling that shitty movie
Isn't it out for free though?
>>71046413
>no wonder he has to keep shilling that shitty movie
i would bet money you've never even seen the movie.
Chef Barry a shit
>An excellent thread
>>71046312
i dont mind him, he's pretty witty.
>its a loot crate episode
>tfw see this guy nearly every day on my way to work
>It's a Dan episode
>>71051581
Tell me about Ashens, why does he walk somewhere every morning even though he probably does youtube videos full time
>>71051711
I work near PoundLand so that's probably why. He's a big guy, by the way.
>>71051781
Like a fat guy, a swole guy or a tall guy?
Is this another one of /tv's friend simulators?
>>71052068
https://youtu.be/VS2Cnx_eL6s
>>71044454
Aside from his entertainment value, he is THE laziest Youtuber of them all.
He opens on a couch boxes of stuff that is very cheap or free.
He doesn't prepare or write a single line of speech.
He can't properly set up his camera.
His editing is minimal.
>>71052181
and yet he's entertaining as fuck.
>>71052181
>>71052266
it's because of this why he is so entertaining. he's just genuine. there's no pre-written lines or flashy editing. just a guy opening shit for an audience. other youtubers feel plastic and fake in comparison
>>71052181
He's actually quite competent. Just look at his movie. It had a tiny budget, came out on time and is mediocre at worst.Compare that to AVGN and NC's movies.
>>71052358
You're right.
Compare him to this shill cunt unboxer, and you'll see the appeal Ashens has.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kUfQar4F28
Can someone make a playlist of his watchable videos?
Just the knock off vidya console ones with the other 99% of dollar store food and toys reviews edited out
>>71052527
>>71052375
I know! which is what made me call him "lazy" rather than incompetent.
He's genuine, he's charming, he's "comfy", I know.
But every time I consider the effort he puts in I groan.
I seriously at one point tried to think of a lazier Youtuber and couldn't.
I don't dislike him, but still.
>>71052731
>I seriously at one point tried to think of a lazier Youtuber and couldn't.
>>71051863
Tall with a bit of pudge
>>71052827
I wonder if he thinks he's beautiful.
>Internet celeb / reviewer achieves fame through sharp wit, insightful commentary, good sense of humor, general charisma, etc.
>makes appearance on camera
>pudgy
>balding
>pasty
>spergy
>bad teeth
>fedora
>smelly looking
>shitty apartment
Has it ever failed?
>>71052827
Yes but he's whiny, mentally unstable, spoiled and barely competent.
Ashens is competent, quiet, level-headed and socially normal, he also knows real actors. He could do so much more!
Whereas the absolute best case scenario for Spoony is a poor greenscreen in his bedroom and maybe a video every 2 weeks, with some other nobody as a guest.
>>71052181
He's entertaining because his videos seem genuine because they've got little to no editing or scripting
>>71053265
Don't forgot no gf or wife.
>>71044454
>its an ashens actually likes all the wierd seafood he gets but gags on a goddamn sausage episode
>>71052731
Honestly I think he could achieve quite a lot if he put more effort in. Kind of like IA and Ebeeto. I guess he just doesn't have the personality for it.
>>71044454
Sweet dreams are made of these.
>>71054639
he's 40.
his time is over.
>>71054821
Is he? He could pass for a guy in his late 20s. I remember that one episode of Yogscast Fright Night he co-hosted with Kim and she clearly wanted the D.
>It's a Londo episode
>TFW Ashens was 15 years ago
>>71052827
How is he a youtuber if he doesn't make videos?
>>71053627
What is the worst thing he has ever eaten?
>>71057061
vegemite chocolate
>>71057138
Pussy.
>>71057061
Those 10-50+ years old foods
I would let Ashens cuck me. He is pretty great,
Imagine being in a relationship with this guy... That wit would get old fast
>>71057280
>Not being able to handle the 24/7 banter
wew lass
>>71057280
Tits or gtfo
>>71057280
Fuck off roasty.
>>71057589
All I can offer you is my dick
>>71058304
>>71057507
There's a reason "witty" types like him are often single
>>71058482
Ashens has a gf thoooo
>>71058650
she prolly ugly tho
>>71058714
Yeah I bet she looks like that one bong woman who makes the youtube videos about fucking a muslim.
Short, frumpy, glasses and very plain, the female equivalent to a nu-male.
>>71056897
>tfw Ashens started making videos on YouTube a decade ago
>>71052527
>edit out the food episodes
those are some of the best ones, faggot
Who does Norwichkino better, Ashens or Alan Partridge?
>>71061808
>>71061808
Big Geoff Inc.
>it's an "eating food with dan episode"
>OK, today we're going to try-
>OHHHHH GOD STU JESUS STU WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT STU IT'S THE SMELL THE SMELL IS DRIVING ME MAD STU OH DON'T EAT THAT STU YOU'LL GET SICK
Barshens is kind of funny.
>>71044454
I just watched his movie the other day. Was actually pretty good.
>>71052731
>I seriously at one point tried to think of a lazier Youtuber and couldn't.
I gots you
>>71057178
HE DOESN'T EVEN EAT THEM
HE JUST LOOKS AT THEM AND SAYS "THAT'S DISGUSTING"
FUCK THAT CUNT
>>71062039
>IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEBODY WENT SICK INTO A BAG STUART
>makes analogies to fresh home cooking
>>71051781
Fellow Norwich fag? Let's meet up at the Bell Hotel for a beer.
I still don't know what "git ur dun" means.
I likehis voice
>>71065188
Now I have to ask since you said that, do you happen to be American?
>>71065682
N-no :(
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>>71065817
ah bollocks
>>71065782
But are you some variety of foreigner? I only ask because you said you liked his voice and that is the sort of thing someone who liked his accent because it was different would say.
>>71062039
all the friends he has on the show are annoying and try way too hard. there's something about middle-aged people trying to be funny that makes me want to hang myself
