THE WIZARD GOT KICKED OUT OF RLM
Are you ready for the shitstorm?
Was he the guy that made the star wars reviews
>>71044785
Wizard = beardfat desu senpai
Ha Ha I love The Goofie Guys, Hope The Shit Doenst Get On The Furniture ! XD
of course Rich and Aids have to clean up the mess.
>pls give us some more money on Patreon
>>71045101
Rich is a professional janitor. Moby is just beta.
Should I try to stomach Best of the Worst even if I hate AidsMoby?
>>71044270
Good fucking riddance
maybe he can get a job at HuffPo
This should be a doozy of a botw. Predictions? Also good bait thread.
Beardfat was fucking worthless anyways. Won't be missed. Hopefully AIDSMoby throws a fit next and we never have to see his creepy face ever again.
Where does it say he was kicked out?
According to some deleted tweets, the reason beardfat was banned from the studios is he took Jay's comment badly about nobody wanting to see the other peons on RLM, in the recent RE-VIEW episode.
>>71045609
[citation needed]
>>71045556
>Muh false equivalence
Part of me wishes I had faces to all these retarded names. Part of me is glad I don't. But apparently the first part was strong enough to urge me to post this so... fucking Who?
>>71045556
>moralfags
Add a little spice into your life anon, if boredom wins we all lose.
>>71045629
that bearded fag that is gayer than max landis
>>71045527
Folk be making shit up.
>>71045627
Do your own research "pal".
I pride myself on being the worlds foremost expert in e-celeb drama.
If you can't hang, get off the court, know what im sayin'
>>71045285
>maybe he can get a job at HuffPo
They only take on women but since he's dickless he might have a chance.
are you guys literally watching videos of fat losers watching videos? and paying these people to watch?
>>71045765
fuck off back to /v/
>>71045629
Mike-Cool guy archtype surrounding himself around beta archtypes to keep you watching
Jay-Straight man archtype to give the show some dignity but no making it the main stay
Rich-Butt of the joke archtype for the sick fucks who only take pleasure in other peoples pain
Moby-Akward loner archtype to further reinforce the others by making them a unit by showing an odd man out.
I hope you like band-wagoning fanbases with no critical thinking skills.
>>71044270
source?
>>71045663
>moralfags
You didn't even begin to understand that post if that is what you discerned from it.
I don't like the performative nonsense from both the right and the left and their more vocal contingencies. I wasn't even close to inferring anything "moralfag" there.
But I can't be bothered staying in a RLM thread of all things so I deleted it. Reply with whatever you want; I don't care.
>>71045939
Holy autism batman
are you guys literally watching videos of fat losers watching videos? and paying these people to watch?
>>71045855
there is none. People are taking his twitter tweets out of context.
>>71045285
>Blame the homophobic man, not his homophobic religion that gave him the homophobic ideology
>fat,bearded guy?
who?
pic?
>>71045939
>a RLM thread
>a
Kek, what in idiot
>>71045939
I'm tired as shit but I get you friendo. No clue why so many are crawling out of their holes to call you autistic or a moralfag or whatever.
Have a solidarity post. Even if you're not even here now.
So what happened? Someone sperged out?
>>71045386
>Predictions?
mike and beardfat sat on the same couch and it collapsed, simplest explanation right?
>Youtuber drama
>>71046107
>actually saying each letter individually instead of what it stands for.
>>71044270
are you guys literally watching videos of fat losers watching videos? and paying these people to watch?
??????????
>>71045855
>josh gets super triggered about rape in BOTW plinketto #1
>is clearly a full SJW by his tweets >>71045285
>Something happened during the filming of a new BOTW resulting in destruction of property
>Picture from new RLM tweeted, shows them trying to make sense of a movie - note "rapist" in the top left
>New BOTW delayed, "out of [their] control". They have to edit something and/or include extra scenes to explain something (eg why josh left over it)
Use your brain
>>71045285
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the terrorist attacks and not Mike.
>gossiping about youtubers
Lmao, have you guys no dignity?
>>71045765
>He pays for youtube
???
>>71044270
Who is the wizard?
The fat guy with the beard?
The bald x-com's Thin-man look-a-like?
One of the canadian couple?
>>71045285
what a fucking faggot
Fatbeard is a pretty cool guy. He's not afraid of anything apparently.
>>71046182
So literally no proof.
>>71046206
>dignity
>on a site full of anonymous imageboards
>on one of the most shitposted boards no less
>>71046058
No no you got it all wrong.
>Blame guns. Harmful ideologies and the people influenced by them pale to the power and allure guns hold over man.
>>71046284
multiple consecutive coincidences aren't just coincidences, they're a pattern
>>71046387
So in other words, you have no evidence. Gotcha.
>>71045939
STFU loser. No one wants to hear you blow hot air out of your ass. Fuck off.
>Mike makes rape joke
>everyone but beardfat laughs
>beardfat makes a passive aggressive remark towards Mike
>Mike then replies with either another rape joke or personal attack on beardfat
>Rich and Jay laugh while AIDSMOBY makes a stupid looking pucker mouth face
>beardfat slaps Mikes beer out of his hand and compares it to rape.
>beardfat then proceeds to trash the set in a estrogen fueled rage
What's so hard to understand?
>>71046267
really?
I disliked him, he didn't seem like he had good rapport with anyone else, would constantly let jokes fall flat and shake his head condascendingly so he could look like he was above them, spoke over people constantly and contributed nothing in terms of entertainment
he was like the worlds least effective straightman
>>71046661
I just hope they leave in all the raw footage so we can see his little tantrum.
>>71044270
So what's happening? Whose the Wizard?
>>71046661
Could you post a link to that specific video please?
>>71046182
>josh gets super triggered about rape in BOTW plinketto #1
Except he doesn't. He's making jokes and laughing like everyone else.
>is clearly a full SJW by his tweets
Ok
>Something happened during the filming of a new BOTW resulting in destruction of property
Do you really think that they would publish the picture if something remotely violent would had happened?
>Picture from new RLM tweeted, shows them trying to make sense of a movie - note "rapist" in the top left
So? They found a movie so terrible they made a board to try to understand it and make a gag about it.
>New BOTW delayed, "out of [their] control". They have to edit something and/or include extra scenes to explain something (eg why josh left over it)
This is you pulling things out of your ass.
54 posts later and I still don't know what this thread is about.
>>71046784
>taking /tv/'s resident anti-RLMfag's posts seriously
The Wizard as in that bearded guy that sometimes shows up in BOTW? Because if so, nothing of value was lost.
>>71044270
>thinking this is anything more than a joke
If anything it was probably Rich having a fake(?) autism rage moment.
>>71044270
>THE WIZARD GOT KICKED OUT OF RLM
Don't get my hopes up faggot.
Re view is fucking shit
Why are they doing it
>>71046818
No one knows, it's a bait thread.
Can you believe those fags hated on Independence Day while ALWAYS jerking off to similar comic book movie blockbuster schlock? They're completely stupid. You people can't honestly defend this shit.
>the part where they surmise they want the planet's resources was sufficient exposition for the aliens' motivation. I don't need an entire backstory about how the Great Alien Civil War decimated their supply of lumber or whatever.
>if aliens wanted our planet's stuff, it's not that dumb to think they'd probably want to kill a bunch of people to weaken resistance once they take over.
>Jeff Goldblum's eco-maniac thing works because he's trying to save the planet by recycling, which is funny because it becomes trivial after aliens blow the fucking planet up
>the parts with the stripper lady and the first lady serve to show how class division can be put aside in the face of a common enemy
>fuck Mike and Jay, they're fags because Randy Quaid was pretty funny in this movie.
>Mike should know better than to bitch about how the smaller ships take a while to move into position when they have FTL travel seeing how the Star Trek universe also says traveling FTL in a solar system is a bad idea.
>yes, the part about bringing down the shields only was to set up a big battle scene, but it could easily just be that it's the only system he could access in that short amount of time.
>smart people like the idea of no central hero in this because the whole point of the movie is that mankind put aside its differences in the face of destruction. Yeah, it means you don't get as much character development, but that isn't all that important in an action film like this.
>the NASA stuff was a good example of "Show, don't tell," which is what I thought cinema nerds like Mike and Jay would like.
>>71046818
They made a joke on their twitter and now they're being slow as fuck at editing because laziness
>>71047030
STOP DISLIKING WHAT I LIKE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>71047082
Stop liking what I dislike reeee
>>71047123
not reeee enough 2/10
>>71047030
>defending id4
mike and jay were prety spot on this time, this movie was a piece of shit
>>71046987
They can't think of where to take half in the bag story-wise anymore and are tired/uninterested in any new movies coming out, so they are reviewing older ones. They'd been doing brand new still-in-theater movies and super old VHS shit, and now they are doing the in-betweens.
>>71047181
They have to think about the story in Half in the Bag? I thought they just thought of random shit and just did it.
>>71047030
But it was a shitty movie. Great flick though. The effects were super fun.
what's up with that guy who was in one episode, he was like a comic book expert or artist? He was better than Wizard, why isn't he on the show more often?
>>71047030
>the parts with the stripper lady and the first lady serve to show how class division can be put aside in the face of a common enemy
What did this contribute to the film at all?
Who is the bald dude in this? Really boring and unfunny. Seems like nobody really likes having him there either.
Wizard is going apeshit on his Twitter over gun control/NRA
Is Wizard homosexual? He seems really upset about Orlando
>>71045285
Uhmmm...the attacker had connections to ISIS, racial Imams and other Muslims, visited Saudi Arabia, scouted Disney World as a potential target and his wife helped him.
It's not "random homophobic killing spree" It was planned. For months or years maybe
>>71047170
my e-celebs are right, i don't need to actually explain how they are or anything. bringing up points and arguments are lame, blind e-celeb worship is what i like
>>71047254
Honestly Jack doesn't annoy me as much anymore.
Only because beardfat is so much worse.
>>71047254
>Seems like nobody really likes having him there either.
Yeah they must hate him so much to give him a full time job there and his own show.
>>71047254
I agree, but it's not like they currently have much of a choice.
Unless they have a guest, it's him or beardfat, and in that case I'd always take Jack.
>>71047314
I only really watch half in the bag, which episode is he the worst in?
>>71047315
Well not hate but he just doesn't add anything really.
>>71047254
AIDS Moby
He's basically Rich's gamer friend who does streams with him on Twitch. He's much more positive and likes gay artsy shit, so he clashes with the others' constant negativity and cynical black humor.
>>71047261
He's probably bisexual aka "i had little human contact as a child and now associate all forms of closeness with sexual intimacy"
>>71047301
I watched the movie and had my own opinion before I saw their review, just so happens it's pretty similar to theirs. The nitpicky stuff >>71047030 mentions is of no interest when the movie looks like shit, has shit writing and will smith was terrible
Who was the girl? Is that Mike's gf?
>>71047301
You think anybody needs to bring up points and arguments for thinking Independence Day is bad?
Where are your fucking palm cards for the Godzilla (1998) debate? It's shit, anybody with a passing knowledge of flicks knows it.
>>71045723
I used to date a girl who worked at HuffPo.
It was terrible.
>>71044270
does this mean that the botw will be delayed?
>>71047595
>Who was the girl?
it is the wizard - she/he just swapped genders
and yeah he used to be mike's girlfriend
wizard was a mistake
>>71047766
It WAS delayed
The independence day re:view came out today instead
BOTW some time later this week
>>71047840
fuck you wizard i hope you get raped by 20 dick wolves
Rich's shrieking used to be annoying as fuck but it's grown on me.
Why is he called Wizard?
>>71047780
No you're thinking of rich
This was the other trans girl "beard fat" or as he likes to call xirself "wizard"
>>71047682
If it's such a horrible movie it should be easy to bring up some counter points to what I brought up. Heaven forbid we actually have a discussion, let's just unthinkingly suck that e-celeb cock 24/7
>>71044270
>happened again
is this a frequent thing? i have never been to their twitter thing
>>71047887
because you turn into one when you stay a virgin till your 30s
>>71044270
looks like Rich is pissed as fuck
>>71047254
I hated AIDSMoby until that recent Best of the Worst where they watched the revenge video. Him calling out the syphilis thing right before it happened redeemed him in my eyes.
>>71047933
unless you fuck a corpse, then you're a necromancer
>>71044270
No he didn't. Fuck off with your imaginary e-c Len drama.
>>71047931
My guess is that beardfat was triggered and asked to not have to watch a rape movie, but they tricked him into watching one and he flipped out. After calming him and cleaning up, they assured him the next movie will not also be a rape movie, only for it to be another rape movie and he flipped out again.
>>71045609
>deleted tweets
How convenient.
>>71048030
wow, what a cuck
>>71048066
bet wizard have access to the twitter
>>71047974
Jack is pretty great.
aidsmoby is fun
>>71048030
Could have been Rich,
He gets pretty mad sometimes
What is Wizard's dayjob?
>No evidence
thread hidden
>>71048227
Being triggered l m a o got eeeem
The twist will be that it was Jay who wrecked the set
>>71048146
I like him, too. I think watching the Wizard in a few eps made me realise it could be so much worse.
>>71048257
Why do they even invite the Wizard?
>>71048271
They probably tried it the first time to keep the episode fresh by having new guests, but the Wizard keeps on asking to be put in now and they run out of excuses.
Oh it appears OP is full of shit. I'm surprised desu
>>71048371
>they're friends
huh
Can we talk about the fact that Jay got fatter?
>>71048400
No. Fuck off, faggot.
>>71048371
The fact that you even went so far to prove it just shows how gullible people are on this board.
for fuck's sake, /tv/ rlm threads are always "make up retarded asinine drama shit at every available opportunity" general.
>watch the Escape from New-York re:view
>that moment when Mike replaces brilliant Carpenter's score with generic action music, completely ruining the feel of the scene
>tfw you realize Mike is a pleb who only likes well-made formulaic movies and "muh shlock"
>Jake was the true patrician all along
>>71048400
A little bit in the face maybe but it's negligable
>>71048227
he runs a comic book store
>>71048440
>/tv/ rlm threads are always "make up retarded asinine drama shit at every available opportunity" general.
But why? It's not funny. It's not interesting. It's just pathetic and creepy.
>>71048513
>It's not funny. It's not interesting. It's just pathetic and creepy.
Welcome to /tv/. This is what passes for "memeing" these days. People have long since given up any attempt at actual creativity or humor. If it confuses or annoys people, post it!! lol EPIC i got a reaction on the internet!!
>>71048449
Jay edited the episode. The music wasn't put in as a way to prove the scene would be better. It's just showing the difference a different score makes.
>>71048513
Then why enter the thread?
Fucking autist
>>71048449
who the fuck is jake
>>71048549
I thought it was obvious that Mike would prefer it that way? He says that he doesn't like Carpenter's score and that a different score would make the scene feel different. But it's just two guy rolling in dirt and punching each other, Carpenter's score is very cold and distant, epic music wouldn't really work better.
>>71048624
Jay, whatever.
>>71048513
It's an old /tv/ standard. Same thing happened with the TGWTG threads. OH SHIT /tv/ NEW DRAMA BOMB X PERSON WAS PROVEN TO LOVE SCAT THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE EXPECT A MELTDOWN SOON
>>71048707
Honestly I fucking love drama there better be some soon.
i hope he gets fired because of this
>>71048624
I am.
Post the worst video of The Wizard
>>71046661
The story behind that picture is hilarious.
>fat, ugly feminist makes picture saying THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE
>man makes another picture involving picture of fat, ugly feminist agreeing with her
>she cries sexism for the man agreeing with her
>>71047930
>let's just unthinkingly suck that e-celeb cock 24/7
Because nobody thought Roland Emmerich movies were shit before now..
>>71047682
>Godzilla (1998)
at least that was bad in a fun way, id4 is bad in a hurts to watch way
>>71048887
Hack
>>71046317
>Blame guns. Harmful ideologies and the people influenced by them pale to the power and allure guns hold over man.
Unless you're blaming Christians, Capitalism or white people. Then it's okay!!!
good The Wizard sucked
>>71045285
>man kills 50 gays, something punishable by execution in Islamic countries
>represents the "Islamic State"
>not a religious thing dont mention it please lets just pretend hes white
>>71049977
Don't get too excited. OP just made that up.
>tfw kinda like AIDS Moby
>>71047262
>scouted Disney World as a potential target
Smart man deciding not to fuck with the Disney Special Ops.
>>71050025
>white man kills 9 black people
>evidence he went to church
>Christian leaders all condemn the attack, point out it doesn't represent Christianity at all
>"WHY IS IT NOT TERRORISM WHEN IT'S A CHRISTIAN DOING IT?!"
>No Plinkett review of TMP, WoK, UC or VH
Goddamn it Mike, finish the goddamn Star Trek reviews.
>>71050099
There is literally nothing wrong with Jack Packard. He's a swell guy.
>>71047262
>the attacker had connections to ISIS
No he didn't, he claimed he did it for ISIS AND Hezbollah.
If he was such a good Muslim, probably should be able to tell the difference between Shi'a and Sunni AND if he was a member of ISIS, probably would know that Hezbollah is ISIS mortal enemy.
>>71047887
Real shit, no one knows. He was being called Wizard before they met him.
>>71050191
Shia and Sunni is a post-Mohammed concept, the man was emulating his great prophet like all over Muslims intend to
Jack is terrific.
>>71050191
>claimed he did it for ISIS AND Hezbollah
Is he retarded?
>>71050141
>White guy kills 3 kikes in KC.
>People brand it as a terrorist attack.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overland_Park_Jewish_Community_Center_shooting
>>71050596
>To be clear, these groups named by Mateen are not allies. The Islamic State and al-Qaeda both derive their theology from an extreme view of Sunni Islamism, but in practical terms the pair split in 2014, with the more established al-Qaeda publicly disavowing the actions of the more extreme Islamic State. Jabhat al-Nusra, al-Qaeda's affiliate in Syria, often fights the Islamic State in the Syrian conflict. Meanwhile, Hezbollah is a Shiite Islamist group. In Syria, it supports the government of Bashar al-Assad, effectively meaning it fights both the Islamic State and al-Qaeda.
>Comey suggested Monday that Mateen may have not understood the distinctions among the groups. Relatives have given mixed reports about the level of Mateen's religiosity, with some suggesting he preferred working out to studying religion.
Yes.
Or he was just a really shitty fanboy.
who?
no really I don't know their names
>>71047246
He doesn't understand what you mean by "contribute to the film" He is a pleb. Ignore him.
>>71050596
>is he retarded?
He was muslim, so yeah.
>>71050145
TMP I agree and I'd add Trek 5 to the mix, but there's not much to say. I mean the rest of the movies are bad for reasons upon reasons.
TMP is just... empty.
The other two are good.
Beardy hasn't been kicked out. There's not enough evidence to draw that conclusion. The room being trashed could just be RLM fucking around, trying to imply that "oh, these two movies we watched were SO frustrating that we destroyed the room!" I mean, Mike flipped the couch before.
also, as for this episode being "ill fated"
Something bad probably happened to some footage or maybe even the audio.Maybe parts of it got corrupted and they don't want to waste time reshooting?
>>71049039
screencaps?
>>71050981
>putting this much thought into obviously bait and imaginary e-celeb drama
Of course he wasn't kicked out. It doesn't deserve any more analysis than that.
>Something bad probably happened to some footage or maybe even the audio
No it was a youtube DMCA bot claiming the video. We already know this.
>>71046204
Uh, no shit?
>>71050981
oh for fuck's sake you mental midget we solved that "mystery" hours ago, try to keep the fuck up.
>>71051105
Calm your tits, Fatbeard.
DMCA bot is based. Very advanced.
Why does Jay keep baiting his gay admirers?
He is practically asking for it at this point.
>>71051046
>>putting this much thought
I didn't put much thought into it at all, and yeah it is bait, I just posted it because some people obviously think it's legit
>No it was a youtube DMCA bot claiming the video. We already know this.
How do you know this? I haven't seen anything to lead to that conclusion.
>>71047254
I actually enjoyed his life story in the exploding gophers movie.
His role is to be the dopey, positive guy who constantly has reality crash down on him.
Beard fat is a guy with a weird nickname that shows up randomly and nobody knows who he is or what he does.
>>71051209
>some people obviously think it's legit
Are you fucking retarded?
>>71051198
How is he baiting? What are you talking about?
>>71051229
They know him through Jessi. The two were in a band together.
>>71050925
>TMP is just... empty.
Let me guess, just like those pointless Asimov novels where nothing happens, right?
alcohol makes people behave like animals. close this thread.
>>71051229
It just meshes really weird with Mike/Jay's humour. Maybe if he was a bit more expressive, he's constantly smiling
>>71051383
>alcohol makes people behave like animals
*tips fedo-do*
>>71050141
Was he motivated by a bible verse that tells you to kill black people? If not, you don't have an argument
>>71050141
Because he was killing other Christians.
This episode was pretty good. I loved it.
>>71044270
>THE WIZARD GOT KICKED OUT OF RLM
where did you get this from?
>>71047030
>the NASA stuff was a good example of "Show, don't tell," which is what I thought cinema nerds like Mike and Jay would like.
Only wrong point. It doesn't add anything at all. Otherwise you're right.
>>71048449
Jay has excellent tastes in movies, check his twitter
>>71045285
>hes actually mad
>he actually cares this much
>>71054220
Yeah getting mad about a guy gunning down 50 people in cold blood...how lame. Who cares, right?
>>71045274
wheel maybe
>>71045285
you do have a gun problem tho lmao
>next guy gets 100 headshots before getting taken out
>durrr lets ban microwaves too! they kill people if you throw them at them!
how about we just ban america lol
>>71045285
kek
how many thousands of times does a Muslim have to murder people in the name of Islam before these people will admit its the cause?
>>71054274
protect yourselves at all time
fbi didnt do their job
state dept funded and unintentionally creates isis
dont give a shit bc they dont give a shit its gonna get worse
>>71054350
>criminals follow laws
>banning guns will stop gun violence
theres over 100 million gun owners in america who dont kill anyone everyday
>>71054434
Just ban murder bro
>>71045285
people shouldn't use social media when they're drunk
i deleted all my accounts because that was the only time i felt like using it, when i was blacking out. So i just looked like i was drunk 24/7.
>>71048513
sounds like you're on the wrong website again
>>71054473
i think we have right? its against the law
>>71054434
example of yanks shooting themselves in the foot as a country.
Honestly if you can't handle your citizens not having casual access deadly weapons, can you at least for the sake for the international community change to metric?
>>71054509
Nah if it was how could there still be murders?
I mean it would be illegal.
>>71054434
>australia fag had top score in 96
>government does buy-back/destroys guns except for farmers, the only literal people who actually need guns
>no massacre since
>meanwhile, in burgerland, massacre every week
Can't be the guns, must be something else!
>>71054475
Good man. Social media is cancer.
Prohibition and the war on drugs were such a resounding success, lets ban guns! Banning stuff will definitely work this time!
>>71054555
Bongland does the same thing, crime goes up
Stabbings replace shootings
NZ doesn't ban guns
No massacres
weird its almost like other factors are at play
>>71054627
Worked for Australia.
>>71048227
Professional Male Feminist
>>71054555
are you actually comparing america to Australia? do you know how many guns there are?
like i said over a hundred million gun owners follow the law and practice fun safety we have rights where the many cant have essential liberties taken away because of a few. its against the law and niggers shoot up chicago every weekend.
>burgerland
fuck off fag
>>71054636
arming criminals with better weapons is a good idea ?
maybe if the US didn't have demand for firearms for ostensibly recreational purposes they could cull the market.
>>71054642
We're talking about the ol U S of A, try to pay attention kiddo.
>>71054696
So you're basically suggesting the USA is dumber than Australia?
>>71045723
>no blacks
why is this discrimination of negresses allowed
>>71054642
lmao kid theres over a hundred million legal gun owners.
>>71054636
lets just focus on you retards in burgerland shall we, everywhere else is doing fine, you cunts cant keep your dick in your pants after a mild banter session
you take yourselves too seriously, no way should you cunts have guns lol
>>71054696
You're right, nothing works there.
Why are people seriously trying to argue over this (on /tv/) its obvious that America gets what it deserves.
>>71054683
There are more guns than people, culling the market is irrelevant.
Banning guns leaves only criminals armed.
I hope you realise Australia still has gun crime
daily reminder an ar15 is worth 35k on the black market
>i need a gun or some dindu could break in and kill me
yeah your average dindu doesn't have 3k for a glock, sorry
>>71044270
I keep reading this as "The Wizard got kicked out of the Realm!" and havin myself a little giggle
>>71054743
there are probably more (insert anything that has a niche in the market, eg. pet pigs, sushi rolls, knock-off paintings) than there are people but demand is clearly not there, and hence you will be hard pressed to find an enormous range of plentifully supplied products because of that lack of demand.
in short, the US want guns for whatever stupid subcultural reason.
>mfw yet ANOTHER spree killing
>guy gets highest score in literal history
>burgers still looking for other reasons
>meanwhile every other nation has sorted out their shit before year 2000
Holy shit what is your obsession with guns lol. I don't care really, because every time there is another massacre i get to say "inb4 America STILL doesn't do anything" and i'm always right and get a bunch of (You)s.
>>71054869
No you retard
>There are probably more pet pigs than people in the US
Just turn your brain on for 2 seconds
america doesn't value its people enough to ban guns lmao
>>71054953
people eat pigs retard
They probably outnumber people 100 to 1 on earth
>>71045723
>all those Macbooks
I have a Macbook but that triggered me
>>71055067
Jesus Christ.
Please for the love of god leave your liberal arts college and get a real job.
You are so disconnected from reality it is scary
It seems like there's quite a few of you people who don't understand the purpose of the second amendment. It's essentially a giant reset button. It allows citizens to remain armed, so that if the government becomes tyrannical and you have no legal means left to fight it, you're suppose to violently overthrow that corrupt government.
It isn't about hunting or sport shooting or even personal self defense really.
Now, at this point you could argue that the government has been corrupt for decades and a violent revolt should have happened a while ago, but thats a topic for another thread.
>>71054953
what a moronic response
>>71054274
well why care if the people targeted want to erase the crime and use the crime to spit on the meekest of homophobia (as well as those who aren't homophobic but are called that) - because otherwise it'd ruin their narrative of a gay + muslim + others coalition against white heteros oppressors etc
I mean, it's like caring about german women who spit on manspreaders while silent about migrants raping them.
I mean, fuck them, I'm with Islam. Now at least I get to treat you freaks the way you really want.
>>71055150
yeah it's pretty obvious that's the case but there was a civil war that didn't work out like that because civilians don't want to die for their country, and as an aside, anarchism doesn't work.
>>71054381
Well there are about a billion muslims in the world, so when they all start murdering people, I guess.
>>71046182
>>josh gets super triggered about rape in BOTW plinketto #1
I'm watching right now and hes laughing along making jokes about how it's 'their culture' and shit.
>>71048371
why would you ask him and not Jay or someone?
It's like hearing that some dork got rejected by a hot chick and then asking the dork what happened.
>>71045718
>I pride myself on being the worlds foremost expert in e-celeb drama.
Fuck off Keem you filthy gnome
Everyone hates you for a reason
>>71054946
>guy gets highest score in literal history
I think you'll find Brevik still holds the international high score
>>71055193
>a civil war that didn't work out
There's a difference between an insurgency and a secessionist movement and that ties in to the million reasons the south lost.
>>71048400
yeah he stopped working out. His belly was noticeable.
>>71054946
Statistically speaking, in America, you're more likely to end your own life with a firearm than have your life taken by one.
>>71047254
Jack used to be much more insufferable, but after hanging with Rich so much, he got better.
>>71051388
When animals feel cornered they bare their teeth. That's just a defense mechanism by AIDS Moby
>>71055370
And a car wreck is more likely to kill you than a bullet. No shit. Now sort out your gun laws lmao.
>>71054946
>>guy gets highest score in literal history
France guy killed 100.
and guns are banned there
its like a x2 multiplier
>>71055370
>you're more likely to die from one gun-related death than another gun-related death
...and your point is...?
>>71055465
lmao
>>71050025
>implying it wasn't a false flag attack
>>71047030
>I don't need an entire backstory about how the Great Alien Civil War decimated their supply of lumber
kek
i dont think it's a good movie, but yeah it's far better than shit like Jurassic World or Capeschlock 741 that receives "it's ok, go see it"
>>71055193
Doesn't mean the government can just take away the chance
>>71051229
>weird nickname
It's not weird. He reached 30 without getting laid. That's it, same goes for everyone. And no, i don't know what power he chose.
Man, Mike was on fire in the latest re:view, how the fuck does he maintain a straight face through it all. I can barely make a joke without getting giggly.
>>71055508
classic burgershit avoiding the main issue
fix your shit, stop tap dancing, you have a problem in your country
too many autists and too many guns
>>71055688
it's easy as shit once you learn how to laugh without smiling
>>71055268
the sort of insurgency you're talking about is part myth perpetuated after the war of independence about rag-tag militiamen, and the other part the very definition of terrorism.
>>71055611
Jack said on a Pre Rec stream that it's lightning. But it only works every now and then, on rainy nights...
Burgerland gun owners are getting nervous.
It used to be "THEY'RE GUNNA TAKE MUH GUNS" was a rallying cry and everyone in the US got angry.
Now, every time one of these burgerland lunatics goes crazy because he can't fuck a cheeseburger in public, more and more people respond by saying "Yeah, why don't we take your guns you retard?"
>>71055754
>Just do whatever the government says
Yeah no
>>71055741
>Ban guns because I say so
>Any evidence pointing out that is not a solution is just deflecting
Fuck off europoor
>>71048400
Good. If you're above the age of 25, and you don't even have a beer belly, you're not a real man.
>>71055514
That 60 percent of gun deaths in America are suicides. 40% are homicide, which makes up a decent proportion of crime in the States, but is infinitesimal in relation to death statistics.
>>71055741
>burger
Sure thing man
WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN AIDSMOBY?
BEARDFAT SUCKS BUT AIDS IS THE WORST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH
>>71055906
Statistically how many people have died because of nuclear weapons? By your logic, we should allow people to have atomic bombs because statistically they're responsible for very few deaths.
>>71055754
>the sort of insurgency you're talking about is part myth
Nope. Crack open a history book at some point. Guerrilla warfare has been highly effective throughout all of history.
Even if you limit your scope to relatively recently and limit it to involving the US military we can see how effective it is (Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan)
