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>>71041580

Azor Jon!
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Azor Jon
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>>71042573
There is absolutely nothing wrong with 4chan-Reddit crossposting
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Brava! Game of Thrones once again manages to rip our hearts out of our chests and reminds us why it's the current best show on television. Everything was perfect. The writing, the acting, the cinematography. Gorgeous from beginning to end.
I still have goosebumps!
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WHY DID RAMSAY SHOOT WUNWUN IN THE EYE AND NOT JON
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that scene after armies crash was pretty cool
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Xth for Darth Sansa the villainess
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I suffer from pretty crippling anxiety in real life and my biggest fear is large groups of people. I find busy places and public transport almost impossible.
This is the first time game of thrones has nearly given me a panic attack. Even in the comfort and safety of my own bed in my home, I was shaking and sweating. I thought he was going to be trapped underneath bodies, I even thought I was going to be, the POV shots were so realistic. His violent struggle as well made it all the more horrifying. I nearly turned it off.
Genuinely one of the best bits of TV I've ever watched. Absolutely fantastic. I've calmed down now and I don't think I will rewatch it again soon, I think I would find it too difficult. But it's an absolute masterpiece.
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melly better burn at the stake or else i'll be a little disappointed(i really don't give a shit at all)
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>>71042562
btfo
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shes going to win the game of thrones and you all know it
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>>71042609
I thought of that too but then again that is exactly something Ramsay would do. It's just that finally he doesn't get away.
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>>71042573
The most pressing question after this episode:

Will Linda and Preston like it?
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>>71042609
are you retarded? didn't you notice jon has an invisible anti-arrow shield?
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https://youtu.be/B93k4uhpf7g?t=462
>refers to himself in 3rd person
has he lost it ?
>>71042585
>based on real accounts from the civil war
man not only can they not write they have serious problems reading as well
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Reminder that we could have had this man in all his glory but no instead we just have a big cock.
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Can we just agree that this is the best episode of television after Ozymandias
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Jon Bangs sansa and Daenerys
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NEXT EP LEAKS WHERE?????
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>Literally the only House that remember the North is a 10 year old girl
>Maderlys cut
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>>71042610

Probably the best scene we've had in television of that calibre flat out ever, and the only response it elicits from you is "pretty cool"
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>>71042632
she can have anything she wants if i get to see them titties again
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>>71042573
Any WEBM requests families?
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>>71042659
>the only house

watch the previous episode again
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<3
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>>71042629

YOUR FACE WHEN JON STABS HER WITH LONGCLAW AND HE IS AZOR AHAI REBORN AND HE PULLS OUT LIGHTBRINGER, GLOWING BRIGHT RED WITH THE POWER OF MELISANDRE
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>shown he's willing to trust her
>shown he's willing to fight her battles for her and die for her
>shown he's willing to listen to her and her advice and admits that he was wrong in not listening to her before
>shown he cares more about their brother than she does
>shown he's a man of his word
>still won't trust him
>will still actively fuck him over

Pack it up, Jonsa is dead.

She can go get fucked by Littlefinger or Robin or both, whatever
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>>71042659
But seriously though where the fuck is my fat man?
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>That fucking Jon battle scene

10/10
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>>71042675
Dragons
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>>71042675
Charge of the Rohirrim. I mean Vale.
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these threads are cancerous

Nth for The King
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Why did Ramsay shoot Wun Wun when Jon was unaware right beside him?

This show makes no sense desu. They just write scenes for dramatic effect.
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>>71042694
Leaks say next episode. A bunch of Lords go to Winterfell to swear loyalty.
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>>71042681
Fucking love that boy george looking motherfucker
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>>71042685

I'll be so pissed if she becomes Queen instead of Jon King

He was out there frontline, for 6 fucking seasons now has been in the heat of it all and she just writes a letter and suddenly they're supposed to be equal badasses

Fucking no
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>>71042718
Creatively it made sense to them because they wanted it to happen.
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>>71042675
Yeah, when the two cavarly clashes into each other while Jon standing in the middle of it.

please
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>Ramsey watches as an entire army of knights bamfs in like nightcrawler and fucks up his battle

>retreats and states "they have no army, they can't mount a siege"

whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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Theon's gonna get Quentyn'd for some reason. He just has no fucking purpose at all anymore and D&D probably feel obligated to Quentyn somebody.
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Poor Ramsey. At least Rickon died
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>DnD claim Dany's dragons are almost fully grown
>Dragons literally don't ever stop growing

DABID,DABID,DABID!!!!!!!
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>>71042629
get fucked melly brought jon back to life to kill ramsay big deal about the girl

>>71042718
to 1v1
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>corpses somehow pile up on each other that high
otherwise the battle scenes themselves were pretty good, chaos and confusion everywhere, i particularly liked the shots of the guy trying to keep his guts in and the guy choking in the mud while being trampled over. also jon falling down being made me feel claustrophobic as fuck
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>>71042718
>just seeing that now

now your understand sweet summer child
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>>71042723
Why not both
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>yfw your dumb sister tries to play war
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>>71042723
By all the laws it should be her. Unless Bran shows up.
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why was this episode good
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>those hundreds of quick cuts
>that poor cosmetic quality on ramsay
>sansa is retarded, plot and character wise
>dany being retarded
>theon and yara retarded
>forced lesbianism
>terrible CGI
>battle for meereen is condensed into "dragons attack one boat"
>spontaneous piles of bodies
>archers decide to not shoot jon, ramsay sends cavalry instead
>arrows hit everything but jon
>tormund takes a beating to the face only to stab the guy with a knife he had anyway
>no strategy because jon's a moron
>everyone on the battlefield can tell who's on their side and who isn't


Jesus fucking christ, how could anyone like this pile of shit? How is this the most expensive episode when its production value is fucking terrible? You know it's a shit episode when the highlight is fucking meme dwarf telling Dany she's an Aerys. The only shot in the Battle that wasn't fucking terrible was following the arrows, and I'm pretty sure that's ripped directly from LOTR.

4/10, and that's being fucking generous.
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>>71042759
no stannis
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>Ramsey thought Winterfell couldn't be taken down
>Didn't remember Reek took it with 30 men
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>>71042573

So is Sansa going to take the Queen of the North title now, or what?
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Probably best episode since The Lion and the Rose desu, senpai.

+The battle itself, brutal as fuck, raw, somewhat strategically sound
+Good camera work, no seizure inducing shaky cam. Fuck you Hardhome you overrated, unwatchable shit!
+Davos's walk was a nice scene.
+Smug Mel back in action after she saw her vision come true.
+That scene with Sansa and Jon yelling at each other was nice.
+People finally realize that Tyrion isn't at fault for the masters attacking. I wish that he was, because he is a fucking saint who does no wrong in the show, but everyone including him acting like he is at fault when he evidently isn't is even shittier writing.
+I hate Dany as much as the next person, but the wreckage of the wise masters and the harpies looked cool as fuck. She really needs a saddle or something though.

-Poor Rickon gets no lines.
-Sophie's acting.
-Ramsey doesn't hail arrows at Jon because fuck it.
-Hey everyone, let's shit on Stannis some more!
-We kill da misogynists!

9/10, could watch people slaughtering each other all day.
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why didn't sansa tell jon the vale was coming?
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>>71042632
no jon wins the game of thrones

jon = ggrm
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>>71042733
I guess he meant they have no siege weapons. Also Winterfell is a huge castle and very difficult to encircle it effectively.
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>>71042759
it didn't waste my fucking time for once
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>>71042745
Guts scenes were retarded. Were they trying to be like a zombie flick? And the mountain of corpse was ghey. But the suffocation of Jon was pure agony. That was some good tv.
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>>71042722
hail the queen of the north
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>>71042718
When hasn't this show been about inserting silly scenes that are merely for shock/fanservice?
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>>71042685
piss off already you faggot
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>>71042739
I don't mind the dragons getting bigger that but picture if fucking stupid.

If a dragon was that big where the fuck is it's bones? That thing wouldn't be able to eat enough in a single day to survive.
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>>71042739
even in the first season there was a dragon skull that was way larger than drogons head right now D&D can't even into their own lore
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>>71042764
>everyone on the battlefield can tell who's on their side and who isn't
Wasnt Jon just killing random people at one point?

Two people were fighting and he would kill them both
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>>71042773
Fuck off reddit
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>>71042759
It really wasn't.
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>3 Dragons won Aegon the 7 kingdoms
>They alone incinerated 3000 men before they surrendered

>danys almost fullgrown dragons takes all 3 of them a minute to destroy a small WOODEN boat

jesus christ so like what, just aim 100 archers at them at once and they're pretty much done. no biggie


also

RAMSAY SHOOTING WUNWUN INSTEAD OF JON, WHAT IN THE FUCK
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>mfw Little finger is the most powerful man in Westeros and nobody in the show seems to realize
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>>71042698
>>71042730
>>71042699
Coming up
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>>71042764

I feel bad for you
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>>71042739
Full grown means mature. They can still grow bigger
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>>71042783
those titties are unreal

post more
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>>71042629
She will not die before meeting Arya again, so no chance.
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>>71042773
Why the FUCK do people keep trying to treat with Dany? How many times are they gonna learn that she's just gonna burn their fucking asses?
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>>71042799
Yeah, I noticed that. He might as well have killed no-one, same fucking effect.

Everything in the episode is constructed to be as "le ebin shocking and epic", and absolutely none of it makes sense. There's little continuity between shots, not to mention the fuck awful plot.
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>>71042723
It shows that shes not a little stupid fragile girl anymore...is her right to be queen and jon couldnt give a rat ass for thst frozen wasteland when hes the true heir of the seven kingdoms, not just edgard stark bastard
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>>71042805

The records could be exaggerated.
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>"Sansa saved the day!"
>"No, it's Littlefinger who saved the day!"

Niggers, it's only the rightful lord of the Vale, Robin, who saved northern fucking shits
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>>71042805
he aimed for Jon but it bounced off his plot armor
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>>71042745
scene good, stakes bad I did not give a fuck.
But great camera work
>it sucked
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>>71042573

So that's it ? Now this show is just a Wymyn powertrip ?
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How will Sansa die?
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That battle was the most retarded shit I've ever seen.

Where are all the armchair generals to defend this?
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>>71042805

>danys almost fullgrown dragons

I'd do some fact checking there friendo and not be that retarded ever again
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Why didn't they just hold the door?
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>>71042685
I want Jon to rape her to death. That girl is evil.
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>>71042779
>Guts scenes were retarded
it made me remember septon meribald telling the hound how, when talking about battles, no one talks about the friend who tries to keep his guts in after being ripped by a sword. or something like that
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>>71042838
Shut the fuck up lad if you didn't like this episode you should just never watch this show again nor post.
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so back in episode one what was the point of this scene
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>>71042855
Well you would need to make a few arguments first to defend against
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>>71042752

What's her fucking ELO ranking?
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>>71042777
>Also Winterfell is a huge castle and very difficult to encricle

but its front gate is just a wooden door locked by a 2x4? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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>>71042715
This is "story thinking". Real military engagements have to be co-ordinated otherwise there is no guarantee they will work.

What really changes if Jon takes his small army and occupies a defended position? Are you arguing that Ramsay wouldn't attack if that was the case? He threatened Jon in his letter - he was coming after him.

Even Ramsay he did pull back into the castle, Wun wun ripped through winterfell's gate in seconds. Proper use of military resources and intelligence would have dramatically improved the chances of everyone's survival.
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>>71042853
Child birth with the dragons sun
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>>71042685

She sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!
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>>71042822
Look, that's not an argument and it's also just not true. I spent the whole time watching and laughing. It felt fucking fantastic. There's better fucking action and cinematography in a goddamn Michael Bay movie.
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why didnt the Lord of Light give Jon a murder ghost baby instead of invisible arrow armor
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>>71042799

Yeah it seemed like he killed one of his own men at some point there
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>>71042774
In case Littlefinger wouldn't show up (assuming) cause other than that, no other reason desu
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Wait WHERE THE FUC IS HARALD KARSTARK?
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>>71042752
half-sister [le smug cia face]
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>>71042890
because jon refused to fuck melly

do you even watch this show?
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>>71042805
>jesus christ so like what, just aim 100 archers at them at once and they're pretty much done. no biggie
They clearly implies that it was a demonstration of le power of the dragon queen...shes gonna use those boats you stupid fuck, why would she wanted the burnt?
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>>71042873
I'm probably not going to watch it again, but I can guarantee I've been on /got/ longer than you.

Also if you liked it you really don't belong here, so fuck off.
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Were the hounds eating or were they barking?

make up your mind D&D!!!!
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>>71042609
WUN WUN was a bigger threat than Jon at the time.

Would you rather fight a human or a giant 1 on 1?
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>>71042855
Stannis is here and says it was retarded shit
what more do you want?
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Anyone kinda let down by the battle?
Jon going full retard with the charge and having the biggest arrow plot armor ever was some retarded shit. And everything instantly going full mosh pit also didn't help.
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>WHY DON'T YOU EVER ASK ME ANY ADVICE, WHY DON'T YOU EVER INCLUDE ME IN YOUR STRATEGIES?
>ok, what would you do?
>I DON'T KNOW LOL I'M NOT A SOLDIER
>well, we're doing the best we can, we're desperate but there's no more men
>...
>...?
>...
>what, is there more men?
>...
>ok, launching the attack, it's almost suicidal but waiting a few more minutes won't change anything I guess
>...
>will it change anything?
>...


And tumblr/youtube/every normie fucking loved Sansa in the episode.
I won't ever fucking get it.
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>>71042874

To show her dissonance between faith and her feelings of guilt from misinterpreting the visions which led to the biggest fuck up of her life
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>>71042890
Cause Jon died but killed many people, he just lacked armors
Stannis just wanted to kill his bro
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>>71042773
>+Good camera work, no seizure inducing shaky cam
Have we seen the same episode?
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>>71042890
she literally tried to do that right when she arrived at Castle Black but he said no
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>>71042837
I kind of accepted that because they're sand niggers and thus retarded.
>>71042801
>Reddit
>not jizzing at the thought of hardhome, Dany, and Tyrion
We just happen to disagree anon, that doesn't make me a redditor. Though I do admit that I'm easily sold on violence.
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> when Jon jumps on his horse to save rickon his sword flaps around like it's not existent
> THANKS HBO
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>>71042921
>watching that CGI dog lunge at his face

It's like it was animated by Michael J. Fox.
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>>71042920
gratz
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>>71042609
Same reason why he shot Rickon instead of Jon. Shit writing
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>>71042877
>corpse piles
>let's just let these pikemen surround us
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>>71042874
Payback for anyone who ever jacked off to Mely
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>>71042773
>could watch people slaughtering each other all day.

And then you leave puberty.
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what is his end plan?
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Friendly reminder that if Lady Sandra wasn't a retarded Tully and told Jon about the Vale army, hundreds of people would still be alive.
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>>71042928
This is my feelings too. Between cutting every half a second, spontaneous battles and then the Vale conveniently just in time, it was actually really underwhelming and god knows where they spent that money. Tormund and Ramsay both looked like they'd splashed tomato sauce on their face. Terrible.
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>>71042920

i literally started making game of thrones generals years back when they were scattered threads so fuck off yourself
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>>71042954
how did Sansa know that Ramsey's dogs hadn't been fed when she felt before he talks about that
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>>71042972
fug sansa
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>>71042805
>fullgrown
Fuck no son. Balerion had a head the size of an ox. Or larger. Some shit about his skull, and his mouth being l arge enough for a an aurochs to walk into.
That being said, I agree. I remember when Drogon at the size of a fuckign dog, caused a explosion of flame on the walls of Astapor.
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Why did they waste Wun Wun's giant strenght by letting him attack with only his hands?
Couldn't they have given him some large rocks to throw?
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>>71042874
Exemplifies the vulnerabilities as a character in the story. Really "puts her in place" for the rest of the turnout of the season which could lead up to her demise because of the fuck up in episode 10.
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>>71042773
>somewhat strategically sound
>Corner the enemy
>"strategically sound"

Stopped reading there desu.
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>>71042948
That dog's eyes just seemed so loving I had a real fucking hard time believing they would attack a human
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>>71042945
http://i.imgur.com/w54N0Se.gifv

B R A V O
R
A
V
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how did the corpses get piled up to a big mountain during the battle??
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>>71042775
Both win, as King and Queen. Barf.
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>>71042972
he's a big guy
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>>71042982
shes probably gossips with lady mormont
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>>71042972
fucking sansa's ass
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>>71042939
Not to say that it was never used, but I could see what was happening and didn't start feeling sick. I guess hardhome built up my shaky cam tolerance.
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>>71042980
Sure you did rebbit.
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>>71042972
to join the CIA
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>>71042972
to look smug
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>>71042773
This desu.
Any other opinion and you're just being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.
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>>71042933
But she's a strong womyn and rape survivor, anon. Plus she stood there in the end looking smug while all the men did the dying for her. Of course she's awesome! You aren't sexist or anything, are you?
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Imba this terrible season will get many awards
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>>71042972
Crashing the Vale with no survivors
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>>71042972

WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF FLANKED
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>>71042982
He told them the dogs hadn't eaten in 7 days the day before the battle.
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>>71042993
topkek

I didn't notice it while watching at least
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>>71042986
She will live to meet Arya again.
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>>71042789
Nothing that big could live. It would collapse under it's own weight.
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>>71042972

Rule Westeros. He already controls the Vale, Harrenhall, the Fingers and the North even if Sansa and Jon don't realize it yet
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>>71042928

>And everything instantly going full mosh pit also didn't help

Do you think battles are just two clean lines of people hacking away or something

>>71042994

Did you not see the thousands of soldiers either side and the thousands of horses from the intial cavalry charge

Like do you retards who have criticisms even think before you post?

You have a pop at show watchers for being stupid but 80% of the people here are genuinely braindead
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>congratulations you got yourself surrounded...whats the next step in your master plan?

based CIA saves the day
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>>71042933
she called in a favor to a man who wants to fuck her
that puts her on equal/greater ground than Jon, all he did was risk his life fighting in the vanguard

also Sansa was raped which makes her the bravest human being who has ever lived
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>>71042994
Strategic death to minimize the corpse cleanse...is in the books you normie
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>>71042764
i agree with all of those aside from
>no strategy because jon's a moron
he had a strategy and then threw it all into the wind when ramsey killed rickon , ramsey waited with shooting rickon untill jon was in archer range , not that it mattered since jon has a 100% ward against missiles but the idea made sense atleast
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>>71043024
That was after Sansa left
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>>71042982
Ramsay planned from the beginning he was going to war winning. Of course he would capture Jon and his fellow band and murder them with the hounds.
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Are the BwB+Hound going to trap and kill Jaime and the Freys at the Twins next week?

It's retarded but I think they need to do something with those characters, the siege of Riverrun was the biggest let-down of the season, I refuse to believe that's all they had planned for all of the cast involved.
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>>71042972
Do you feel in charge, Ramsay?
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>>71043024
yeah, after Sansa road away
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Odds she's bieng written as a retard on purpose?
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>>71042972
you just KNOW what he wants
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>>71042773
>everyone charge in
>strategically sound
>archers at the front
>strategically sound
>cavalry breaks pike formation
>strategically sound

The only thing that's remotely strategic is Jon's forces getting surrounded by the pikes, but once again it's only plausible because they literally sat there and watched, not to mention a huge wall of bodies appearing from nowhere.
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>>71042759
The Bolton phalanx was pretty cool.
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>>71042855
>That battle was the most retarded shit I've ever seen
>It's retarded because I say so

Please explain why you think this if you want to talk with the adults
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>>71042994
ramsay commanded the corpses to pile themselves up so he can circle around them, duh
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>>71042972

Getting stabbed by Sansa after he tries to rape her in the godswood
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>>71042860
D&D declared that the dragons are almost full grown in the after credit commentary
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>>71042882
It's either bullshit or they didn't reinforced it since they thought that there won't be a siege.

Or magic, giants'n shit
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>>71042978
Also the whole, "Let's just stand around while these pikemen completely surround us" was probably even worse.
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>>71042994
This kinda bothered me a bit. I mean, yeah Jon had about 2k men, but realistically they should have been spread out dying, not piled up. That and how it quickly went to showing huge piles of dead bodies.

On the other hand it was cool, it was bloody as fuck, felt real, and they did a good job in making it seem like a huge battle.
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>>71043058

>appearing from nowhere

Alright retard do you imagine the entire battle went down over a period of 10 minutes like in the show or do you think it might be possible there was hours of fighting like you know - in actual battles that happened...
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>>71043001
>hesrightuknow
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>>71042972
crashing that battle

based Littlefinger
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>Wun Wun has a 20 foot tree as a weapon
>Completely counters Ramsey's ebin surround

He deserved to die tbonest
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>>71043024
Jon told her while tying Ramsay up.

She didn't understand but he said it would sound really cool if she mentioned it.
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>>71042994
One guy gets killed, then another on top of him, and another, and another...

It's probably not very accurate but I thought it was a pretty original concept.
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>>71043038
That's what I meant. It's just retarded because even fucking Sansa "I have no idea about any of this" Stark told him specifically not to do that.
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Did I miss something or did the Greyjoys just randomly show up in Slaver's Bay?

Like I don't remember a shot of their ships showing up or anything, just straight into the royal meeting
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>8000 people fighting in a field
>thousands of horses
>HOW WERE THERE PILES OF BODIES, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
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>>71042745
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>>71042877
Honestly the entire thing is just so retarded there's no point pointing out individual parts. There's no logical strategy, everyone fucking acts like it's Age of Empires III or whatever.
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>>71043033
corpse piles don't happen in real life anon
standing on the dead and dying makes for unsure footing so no sane soldier walks on top of them
and they certainly don't climb a 2 meter high pile to go die on top of that
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Fuck, is there a way not using Little Finger as a CIA when they began to lose? This ep is easy to guessed as fuck
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>>71042685
I think it's pretty clear they're building her up as somewhat villanous, so it's pretty normal
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>>71043088
War in medieval times and history has always been mentioned as stupid and predictable on unity strategy. It was only till the times around the revolutionary war when formations were really just stupid bullshit and modern warfare was born.
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>Ramsay will have to sally forth to prove to the Northeners how hardcore he is
>But him ordering his archers to shoot his own men in the back (Karstarks probably too) is fine, desu
>also Onion kinght ordering archers to charge in eneabling Ramsay to completely encircle them

Pretty horrible episode over all. Cinematography was alright, but it felt more like 300 with comically large body piles.
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>>71043125
ughhh... shut up... it looked hella fuckin' epic, that's what matters
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It was a good episode. That leak had it on point so what do you guys think, will tyrion die next week?
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>>71043117
>Did I miss something or did the Greyjoys just randomly show up in Slaver's Bay?

Didn't you realize it yet? Westeros is the size of Rhode Island
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>>71042972

Dark Salsa will eventually out finger him.
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>>71042609
He was the only person left at that point.
He can either:
A) Shoot Jon, and then Jon's men kill him.
or
B) Shoot the giant, making absolutely sure it's dead before asking a tired an injured Jon to a duel for his freedom.
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>>71042718
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>>71043143
Nope. Wrong leak.
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>>71043101
this wouldn't have been a problem if they were surrounded by several thousand pikeman instead of several hundred. Or would have been less of a problem.
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>>71043031
That's what your mom said about my dick m8
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>>71043033
>Did you not see the thousands of soldiers either side and the thousands of horses from the intial cavalry charge

did everyone go to one spot to die?
no?

then why aren't the corpses evenly distributed

looks like you are brainded :^)
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Asha/Yara said that Westeros has never had a female ruler before, but didn't they have one Targaryen woman ruling at some point? Can a bookfag confirm?
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>Surrender so that we can kill your Dragons!
>oh shit she has dragons who are burning us!

brilliant
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what did she mean by this?
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>>71043117
They were at some titty bar in some port. That's how GoT works.

>Scene 1: tits and some dialogue about destination
>Scene 2: Destination
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>Did you not see the thousands of soldiers either side and the thousands of horses from the intial cavalry charge
Anon people and horses don't die fucking instantly in a charge when they meet the opposing side. And they do not make a 20 ft high wall while doing so

>b-but they climb the corpses and then die on the top
No they do not. If they die on the top the fucking fall down. Also they shouldn't be climbing it in the first place due to bad footing and exposing yourself

walls of corpses like this have to literally be built

t. corpse expert
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>>71043089
>10 minutes
It was 20 actually. Bravo D&D.

Does hours explain why people would climb on corpses to fight when they're in an empty fucking field?
Plus poor editing and pacing makes it seem like minutes, and I'm not entirely sure that it wasn't.
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>jon snow about to kill melissandre with davos
>all of a sudden stannis walks in
>says kill me instead
>yfw
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Restating the question, why didn't Jon have demonsex with Melisandre the night before the battle and thus saved Rickon, the race of giants and the halflings all for the low, low price of a decade or so of his life? I'm sure there's the possible plot explanation of R'hllor being tired of Jon's shit and not allowing him to lord it over everyone with the black magicks, but damn, the only real reason why they didn't reuse demon babbies is cause it wouldn't be as attention-grabbing.
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Friendly reminder that Ramsey is not dead! They didn't show his body afterwards and the show is just cannon!
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>>71043139
it all went to shit once davos charged in , before that it was a 10/10 battle
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>>71042685
>shown he won't listen to her
>shown he needs to be forced into action
>shown he won't ask for her opinion about things only she knows about
>shown he's no better than their dad because he just can't fucking use his head and play the great game
>shown he's dumb as fuck and will walk into any trap anybody lays in front of him
>shown that he still does KNOW NOTHING

Tell me why she's the one who gets the hate? She fucking saved everyone's asses by not being an idiot and playing her alliances well. If Jon had had it his way, Ramsay would still be sitting in Winterfell.

Holy fuck, you're so stuck on hating women, you can't see that Jon was leading everyone into a losing battle.
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>>71043146
I didn't mean how quickly they managed to get there, which is also bullshit

but like there was no shot or anything to establish their arrival, they just were suddenly there in the palace meeting with Tirion and Dany
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>>71043162

>did everyone go to one spot to die

YES BECAUSE THE BATTLE TOOK PLACE IN ONE SPOT YA DINGUS

before you post actually stop, read whatever shite you've wrote and try and think about the logical answer
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>>71043101
He should have started lobbing the dead horses at the advancing army.
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>>71043117
A shot of their ships wouldn't serve any purpose
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>>71043152

There is no way littlefinger doesn't get killed by Darth Sandra

She will make some strong empowered womyn speech as she does it too
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>>71042681
she's past the weird puberty looks, it's all hot fuck me face until she hits 30 right now
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>>71043031
Tell that to Tolkien
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>>71042933
The saddest thing about it is that I'm pretty sure D&D intended her to look based and clever, and not the dangerously inept retard she was.

We'll see in Ep10 with the "we have to trust each others" scene I guess, but I'm pretty sure it won't lead to anything. Just a sorry from sansa and some bullshit explanation and that will be the end of it.

Now if sansa was to royally screw over Jon and take over Winterfell with the men of the Vale, that'd make sense.

That'd be kinda shitty (and she would inevitable end up killing LF) but at least it would make sense.

But I'm pretty sure it's nothing like that. She'll bullshit around a bit and make up some stuff that won'T make any sense, and that'll be D&D showing her as a schemer with her own plans and shit.

Then again LF is a fucking retard on the show and nothing he does makes any kind of sense, so if he's her mentor...
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>>71043067
that's fucking horse shit on their part. Even if they discount the books, in season one they show a dragon skull during the scene where Arya is in the dungeon listening in on Varys and Illyrio's dumb teleporting ass. The skull is a third a size of Drogon.
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>>71043074
Don't forget "I'm 12 feet tall but I'm just gonna let these pikemen fuck me up because the plot demands it"
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GOAT EPISODE

Minus the girl power shit and Stannis mega confirmed dead
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>>71043166

Yes but showfags don't know this so its a good line for /tv/
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>>71043074
Wildlings can't really follow tactics and strategy. They charge en masse. Ramsey's plan was good, by killing Rickon, he knew that Jon will attack mindlessly so he can flank him.
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>>71043173

Like I said before do you think the battle was a 30 minute ordeal, or do you think for TV it was cut down and in that world happened over hours

Like every single battle ever...stop and think
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>>71042739
GRRM has no sense of scale.
He was angry they made the wall as tall as they did despite he himself describing them to be 400 feet tall.
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>>71043201
He was a moron too.
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>>71043125
>8000 people in the battlefield
>corpses strategically pile themselves up while leaving the rest of the ground relatively clean

dnd apologists, everyone
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smug melly is best
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>>71043033
I'm not talking about it being realistic, although you apparently know exactly how it would turn out? Only from the standpoint that I was hoping for more than yet another confused quick cut mess. The pike fighting was certainly better, even if it was retarded that they waited around to be surrounded.
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This episode was literally hella fuckin epic

>dat long shot where Jon is fighting just after the cavalry clash

Glorious

Webm where?
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>>71043190
> you're so stuck on hating women
Not >>71042685, but that's some cool projecting you got there.
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I LOVED this episode! GIRL POWER!

:^)
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>>71043219
he's not confirmed dead yet, he will show up next ep
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>>71043156
>squart.jpg
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>>71043196
its called an establishing shot, and they do serve a purpose

its so get a feel that there is a real world out there and the show isn't just people magically popping from one room to another
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Sorta good episode, Dany pulled it down as usual though
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i want to fuck a mormont
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Okay, people seem to keep saying that Sansa should've told Jon about the army of the Vale. That would've been a terrible idea.

First off, Westeros doesn't have instant communication. So she didn't know if Littlefinger was going to get there or not until he was already there.

Secondly, if she had told Jon "Hey I might have more people if you just wait" then Jon would've likely waited. If the Vale had gotten there then Ramsay would've seen the larger army and stayed inside Winterfell and the siege would've lasted into Winter to inevitable failure.

I think that Sansa made a wise choice with the options she had. It sucks to be part of LF's machinations, but it's a lot better than being tortured and slaughtered by Ramsay.
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>>71043219
What further convinced you that Stannis was kill in this episode? I've been 100% sure he was dead but I'm curious.
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yes, yes well done, well done Ramsay

HOWEVER
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>>71043055
>tfw I want that too but I got no armies
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>>71043138
dumb

formations have always been a feature of warfare. the armies with the strongest formations almost always win. the history of war has been the history of formation.. except for mt. tallbodies it was a decent portrayal of a battle between barbarians and formation fighters.

wasn't awful for their first actual depiction of a battle.

the pacing of the show is still shit though.

we had at least 2 fucking hours of the high sparrow sitting in a room lecturing people. ffs

how is this gonna get wrapped up in 12 episodes? it took seven episodes for jon to wake up, it took seven episodes to learn someone had a mental disability, we STILL don't know what bran knows.

gay
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Why didn't Rickon just run zigzag like any normal human being would do?
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>>71043166
I'm not 100% sure, but I don't think so. Not exclusively. I know some ruled actively alongside their kings, and some Targ claimants were girls.

More importantly, she forgets Cersei.
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>>71043241
>long shot
i don't think you know what this means
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why do they do that retarded inception noise whenever dany says "dracarys"???


BWOOOO
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>>71042752

He had a fucking stupid plan

He didn't fucking stick to it

He was a shit commander

Without Sansa and Littlefinger, the battle was lost
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>>71043240

>even if it was retarded that they waited around to be surrounded.

you have a group of people disorientated and recouping and within seconds there are pike men around them, there's no room to move, no room to do anything except try not to fall down

what in the fucking world do you imagine could be done
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>>71043227
OH my bad, it happened over hours, jon told his guys to take a couple of breaks so the Boltons can pile the corpses up

sorry my bad
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>>71043255
she's so fucking fat tho
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You go girl
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