>You see pic related on your popcorn
>Candy Bar girl smiles at you, asking who you are sharing yours with
How fucked are you, /tv/?
Why would she hand me something from Panera Bread if I'm at a theatre?
>>71041358
What kind of a ghetto theater do you go to that doesn't have a panera?
>>71041313
my falcon of course
>>71041391
Why would I need one? Everyone just orders crab legs anyway
>>71041313
This shit doesn't look like popcorn?
>>71041358
>>71041391
Oh fuck it's that one /fmg/ all over again
>consuming the kernel Jew
No thanks Shekelsteinberg
>local cinematheque just instated gender neutral aviary
>Medea ended up getting pregnant by some no-good falcon there
>take said no-good falcon to cinema tribunal court for child support
>supreme kino judge rules that a FGHOW (falcon going his own way) is not obligated to pay child support
>forced to provide for Medea's children myself
>Tyrone the designated black aviary keeper now calls me a cuck whenever he sees me
>implying i would share an expensive ass panera bread food with anyone
"I'm sharing it with me motherfucker" and walk away like an alpha.
Is it just me or is this OPs post really fucking confusing
![16_oreimo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3cp6Jjq.jpg "16_oreimo[1].jpg")
>go to local kinoma to see finding dory
>walk up to the weaving station to order a theater blanket
>get a blanket with my waifu woven into it
>take my seat
>chad sees me with the blanket and laughs
>he has a blanket with his gf woven into it
>>71043355
I like your post but where in the world are you where it's cold enough to need a waifu blanket?
>>71041313
I'd share it with you, but you're working."
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