brb mail
desu I actually audibly giggled OP, thanks
>>71040808
OP here
You're a sick cunt
>>71040455
what are the exact facts of his death? who does one end up crushed by his own car and mailbox?
>>71040455
This meme is older than some of the underage lurkers on here.
>>71040455
NPH doppleganger
>>71040856
>leave car in neutral
>get out car and grab mail down driveway
>car starts slowly rolling backwards
>steep driveway
>car is no longer slowly rolling
>car crushes you by pinning you against brick mailbox
And thats how most celebrities die
>>71040961
Not anymore, he isn't
>>71040455
He couldn't get an Emmy, so he settled for the Darwin Award.
>>71040903
Is it a reference to brb soup?
>>71041059
Might be a reference to a shitty /v/ meme
>brb door
>Last Online: 4 Years Ago
>>71041048
best post
>>71040976
So was it technically a hit and run?
>>71041118
>/v/
Not even, it was on YTMND long before that.
>>71041189
Maybe if he ran he'd still be alive.
>>71041048
Make this post enough times in enough threads and it might actually become funny.
I can't force myself to mourn some Russian's death. I mean, they were trying to nuke us.
how the fuck did he get killed by his own rolling car
how do you not see or hear that shit coming and get out of the way? if he was crushed against the mailbox it means he didn't even try to move or somehow didn't notice
This was playing on his car stereo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsXEbqS7cpE
>>71041048
I drove a manual for 10 years.
On 2 seprate occasions I exited the vehicle while it was in neutral, and I forgot to pull up the ebrake.
It can easily happen, especially if you have been drinking.
RIP Alpha Dog star, your acting was brilliant.
>>71041420
>>71041307
He put the car in Neutral and he probably thought it was in Park.
I do it sometimes by accident, just not on an incline
>>71041492
>It can easily happen, especially if you have been drinking
>especially if you have been drinking
>>71041420
>>71041492
Anon, this is either a great post or a terrible post and you should immediately commit sudoku.
>>71041251
That was a brutal retort, Anon. The likes of which I haven't heard since I was a schoolboy.
>>71040455
>cops said may have been accident
>just announced they're probing the case due to suspicious circumstances
RUSSIAN SPIES
serves him right for portraying the single worst russian accent in flick history
>>71044009
>legitimate USSR child has a stereotypical accent
>nevermind the fact that he has stated he learned russian through his parents and spoke it fluently
>>71044078
>i know how to speak russian, therefore my accent is not unbelievably cringeworthy and pathetic
top cuck
>>71044006
Mostly cause everyone called out the "car rolled on a steep incline" as bullshit when pictures came out of his house and everyone noticed it wasn't a steep incline at all
>>71041492
everyone outside of burgerland drives a manual and i've never heard of someone here dying in that way. Probably was decided that burgers just cannot be trusted to operate a car safely.
He had some shitty Jeep that was a voluntary recall for not shifting into park correctly.
Also, he wasn't smushed to death like the stupid normies can't understamd, was just pinned and suffocated.
If only he was driving a patrician manual transmission vehicle he would still walk among the living.
Im so happy Im a fat fuck whose death will go unknown to you faggots
Nothing worse than having your death memed by /tv/except not getting a sticky, RIP O'Toole
>>71044358
>implying being pinned by a vehicle against a wall would kill you, with all your globules of fat protecting your lungs
>>71044318
wat
a manual will still roll in neutral and if anything it's easier to mistakenly leave in neutral
>>71040455
kek
>>71040455
obviously a redshirt
