What is your favorite kitchen nightmare?
niggers shitting in my urethra
>implying any non-Amy episode can beat the Burger Kitchen
To recap:
>Reheated AUSSIE WAGYU burgers
>Owner's son is a balding manlet beta
>The father sunk his son's $250,000 inheritance from the grandfather into the restaurant
>Son's gf is a fedora-wearing hipster tweaker
>Restaurant owner and wife believe there's a conspiracy by Yelpers to give the restaurant bad reviews
>Restaurant owner is the son of some major Aussie criminal
>>71036931
>What is your favorite kitchen nightmare?
When Im cooking a steak and I forgot to buy ketchup. I just throw the steak in the bin then
>>71037129
>>71000000
Sushi Ko, starring Molly O'Brien of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
i sit down at my kitchen table with my microwave dinner and i'm 50 years old and still alone
>>71037738
Really? You sound like me but I'm 30
>>71037082
im watching it right now
>"all our meat is wagyu, it's the best meat in the country."
>"it's all frozen and then thawed out"
...
>>71037847
Wagyu is shit in my opinion
Great British Nightmare Runaway girl has the best rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRlnxpKl45A
The Mill Street Bistro with Joe Nagi
Literally TV kino
>>71037847
(follow up)
im fucking scared he's about to eat the slop heap that the Mr. Australia man calls a fucking meat pie
Why did they stop making this show? It's the best thing Gordon has done.
>>71038576
The british version was the best. Shame there's only like, what, 10 episodes total?
>>71037583
HNNG
>>71038007
Kitchen-Fucking-Kino
>>71038007
Episode?
>>71037583
any nudes?
>>71038007
love how its uncensored
>>71039765
British Kitchen Nightmares is so much better than the US version. US version is edited to hell and a lot of it is staged bullshit.
OI!
OI COMMERE YOU
NOW FUCK OFF
>he orders pizza
>dough is raw
E V E R Y T I M E
>>71039949
UK kitchen nightmares is better overall, but US version has some of the best episodes.
Hotel Hell is better than Kitchen Nightmares/Hells Kitchen.
>>71039949
relevant : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLqfechd_qQ
>>71040713
Oh god that's good.
>>71038007
Man i wish i could get genuine mad like that
>>71037082
>>71037847
Oh dude, that's the one where the dad super undercooks the meat and he's straight up like "these ahh thuh best berrgerrs" ritght?
>>71037082
>"his meat pies can fuck off back to Australia"
BASED GORDON
>>71040713
The importance of editing.
>>71036931
So many.
>that family burger joint with the fedoracore
>the Italian sisters with the one hot skinny one
>that Italian cafe bistro with the hot manager with big tits
>the Italian family that has ties with money collectors
>the New Orleans joint with the busy idiot brother
>>71037082
The chef is that was Based. Kept telling the mom to get Prozac.
>>71038007
This is FOOKEN hillarious
I wish they would make more of Gordon's Great Escape, loved that series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6izKuaDrnpE
TONIGHT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
>dramatic music
THIS RESTAURANT IS IN HUGE TROUBLE
>owner cries
AND THEY ARE BEING TORN APART
>bleeped out swearing
CAN CHEF RAMSAY SAVE THEM?
>ramsay rubbing forehead
>>71042241
You forgot the jarring nuclear fallout sirens that play before every commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY
>>71038007
Why is the British version so much better?
>>71039765
US version is uncensored on Netflix as well.
>>71037738
That's my life, I'm 26.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY
>>71036931
Does anyone have a link to the 24/7 gordon ramsay stream? I can't seem to find it.
>>71037082
Downcity is pretty funny.
The soul food restaurant. Also the negress owner was switching from a British to American accent throughout the episode which was interesting.
>>71038007
Gordon just standing there thinking "holy fuck this guy is actually doing my job of yelling at the owner for me, easiest paycheck ever" gave me the fucking giggles
>>71040713
oh god... i woke up my roomate from keks
Anybody know of a good youtube playlist of UK kitchen nightmares episodes or a torrent?
>>71045789
Here
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kitchen+nightmares+uk
>>71045551
That place was actually a huge success afterwards. She even released some pretty good cook books.
IM NOT A PLONKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Z7EPh8oLU
>>71045551
This is my fav episode. So much good from ramsey and when he actually likes the food it is an amazing moment
>>71045904
A shame she messed up by expanding too fast
>>71036931
WHATS HIS PROBLEM HE DOESNT LIKE PIZZA?
First nominee and why.
>>71041950
gimme link please
