TWO IN ONE DAY HOLY SHIT
HIT BY A CAR IN NY
post a source faggot
RIP NIGHTCRAWLER OF PERSIA
>>71027722
Not quite.
F
hell be fine
>>71027908
If I were a girl I would haven't reject him, no homo
>>71027722
he looks so ethnic
>>71027928
kek
>>71027956
Yeah he's pretty hot. I'd fuck him.
>>71027858
I'm the anon that broke the story about Anton Yelchin hours before the press. The headline will be everywhere soon.
>>71027956
>would haven't
>>71027722
apology for poor english
when were you when jack gillenbaal dies?
i was sat at home eating stupid human suit when heat ring
‘jackis kill’
‘no’
>>71028056
"I would have not" is still proper grammar, faggot.
>>71028643
No it is not.
>>71028643
It's "wouldn't have" not "would haven't"
>>71028643
I wouldn't have rejected him
I would have not rejected him
I would haven't rejected him
It is technically right I guess but sounds weird as shit
>>71027956
yeah same here, no homo but i'd totally fuck him
no homo though just saying
>>71028934
Yeah I'd totally let him gag me with his cock then let him push my shit in using my saliva as lube homes.
No homo.
>>71027908
Women today are overvalued. They literally make the call on whether or not to date a millionaire. The bitch is probably worthless, like most other whores who somehow manage to value themselves into the upper echelon of society while being completely useless.
>>71027908
Imagine being the guy whose girlfriend turned down Jake Gyllenhaal because she's with you.
>>71030300
Would never happen. Females are drawn to the nearest male that can increase their wealth or social standing. Loyalty isn't something they experience.
>>71029137
Now you are getting it
>>71027908
you need to make the money to buy a meal
>>71028052
No you aren't faggot
1/10 for reply
>>71027722
1/10 made me reply
>>71028643
>2+2=5
dude you're just wrong here, take the L like a man and accept that you learned something today
>>71030300
Total dominance achieved
>>71027982
He was the whitest kid in the world in Donnie Darko and then grew up to look like a cholo.
>>71027908
Gee, it's as if hollywood media were the only ones perpetuating that he was attractive. Huh, makes you think.
>>71028928
Too late, the groupthink has "duuuuude lmao"'d louder than the truth.
>>71032583
what if I told you that 1x1 is 1 and not 2? But it should be 2.
>>71030417
That article alone proved that there are exceptions to this. This woman was dining alone, too. She literally preferred loneliness to wealth or social status.
Muddafuk
>>71032829
>1x1 is 1 and not 2
>>71027908
>see pretty woman at a restaurant
>go up and chat with her for a bit
>she has boyfriend
>politely excuse myself after a bit more chat and leave
>front page news headlines
Remind me why being famous is good
>>71033485
>Remind me why being famous is good
being a millionaire and endless pussy
>>71027722
Nobody gets hit by cars in NY you donut. All the traffic goes 10 mph
>>71030300
I'd slap her across the fucking face and tell her to go over there and beg forgiveness.
>>71032829
How is "one," "one time," two?
>>71027722
Doubt it.
She rejected him so she could gloat about it for the rest of her life. But as her looks slowly wither away over the years she'll look back on this moment and regret not taking him up on the offer
>>71027982
How
He looks like your average bearded white man
>>71030300
>imagine I wouldn't mind being a cuck for Jakey
>>71027908
She's gonna regret that in a couple months when her current relationship falls apart, if she doesn't already
>>71030300
I would punt her to the curve and drive straight over to Jake's house to find true happiness.
>>71027908
>decide to read the dumb clickbait article cause bored
Assuming it's true nowhere does it explicitly say that he was trying to pick her up. It's possible to have a long conversation with a woman without the intent of trying to pick her up, despite what some believe.
>>71028934
IM NOT GAY IM JUST SAYING
MY BROTHER DOWN IN ATLANTIC CITY CAN TELL YA
>>71033485
>celeb gossip piece
>front page news
bread riots in venezuela and the mass protest in okinawa are front page news, not this
>>71033759
then explain what the point of NYC vision zero is
>>71033759
Queens Blvd aka Boulevard of Murder
I'd let him painfully force fuck my ass raw in some alley while he called me a faggot.
No homo
>>71028839
>>71028928
>using contractions
Plebs
>>71035440
It's being arranged as we speak
Find your way o the nearest dark alley and present yourself.
>>71035104
It's known as the Boulevard of Death actually.
>>71027908
>turning down perfection
That bitch crazy.
>>71035629
Is he absorbing maggie's life force? How does he look so much better?
>>71028643
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
>>71027908
poor guy kinda resembles his sister what did ya expect?
>>71030300
Would have immediately struck a deal, that's perfect leverage right there.
>>71033485
>see pretty woman at a restaurant
>go up and chat with her for a bit
you lost me
>>71032966
>She literally preferred loneliness to wealth or social status.
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>71027908
>>71033485
slow news day
>>71027722
My lord, that hairline.
Im crying
hes sexy as hell tho
>>71033996
god damn, "journalists" like these are just so fucking pathetic
>>71027908
She's probably only into bbc tbqh.
>>71037327
The first step in getting back to the good old days of journalism is first kill tabloid journalism. Then kill writers who work for salon, buzzfeed, and the huffingtonpost.
>>71028928
>Would haven't
is incorrect.
The others are correct.
>>71032718
Pity your anti-groupthink Reddit-posting showcases your idiocy this time, buddy.
I'm sure you sometimes do come off as a frustrated intellectual.
>>71033789
This tbqh
>>71033485
because this headline is gonna get him more pussy from girls who feel bad for him.
don't you ever frighten me like that again you fucking faggot
now i'm all paranoid about Jake Gyllenhaal dying
>>71030300
Warms my heart actually. Basically goes against the whole "girls will fuck chad no matter what then come home to their bf and lie to them."
Loyal women do exist.
